Pokemon Box! Mobile life is crap edition
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Pokemon Box! Mobile life is crap edition
I got here, at least. Taking reqs and asking for lurantis.
I wanna FUCK a Pokemon!
Daily reminder that anything other than Gardevoir is the equivalent of fucking your dog in the ass.
>>715420486
except if it's not a dog, and not an ass. Pic not included.
>>715420579
No exceptions.
>>715420679
this isn't a dog, and it's not going in the ass.
>>715420811
Same thing.
>>715420797
Didn't know that got colored. Awesome.
>>715420924
nah, it's a salamander in the cunt.
>>715421202
Still putting your dick into an orifice of a pokemon that isn't Gardevoir.
>>715421403
do I look like I care?
Fuck it, time for sexy candles.
>>715421466
Fucking hell I sneezed and felt my neck pop in a bad way.
I blame winter.
>>715422025
dude
that sucks
at least you're not paralyzed.
>>715422196
Not paralyzed, but between that and the five holes in my arms from blood draws/shots yesterday I'm feeling pretty pinned down.
>>715422267
at least you're still alive and cells regenerate.
>>715422373
Yup. And it went a hell of a lot better when I got a blood draw, passed out when I walked away, and gave myself a concussion.
Turns out they still remembered me six months later because of how loud the noise was.
>>715422500
oh shit! at least you left them with a story.
>>715422635
That's my overall goal. If I can't be graceful, be memorable.
Any requests?
>>715422727
and always remember to learn to laugh at yourself!
>>715422823
lurantis, if you can.
>>715422887
I've got a fair amount.
>>715423088
dump it all, my friend!
bump
It's quiet tonight...
>>715424379
it kind of is
>>715424524
But then again, I'm up to fuckall so I'm not helping.
>>715424570
true. I've posted a few images tho.
>>715424848
Yeah, but that's my day-to-day hobby. Not too interesting.
>>715424979
I guess. How was your night?
>>715425092
Pretty good. Changed my work schedule a few weeks ago so I can stay up past midnight and not fuck myself over.
Dinner is ramen and maybe corndogs in an hour or two.
Chatting and might play vidya.
You?
>>715425218
nice. pretty much the same, but no friends.
>>715425361
I'm in a few discord channels. Good way to meet folks.
>>715425481
me too, most people there are a bunch of fags tho.
>>715425570
It's the internet, it happens.
>>715425682
I mean they are literally fags. completely gay.
>>715425939
I mean, I'm into dicks but still prefer girls on the whole.
Dunno where that puts me.
>>715426067
don't worry, we're both fags.
>>715426262
Huzzah!
I'm gonna lurk and play vidya awhile.
Later box.
>>715426867
cya
Adios
I love these puppies
Why do I find normal furry shit unappealing, but get a strange sensation in my penial when it comes to pokemon? Is it because I grew up with pokemon since it came out?
>>715426067
I'm into anything as long as both parties are enjoying themselves.
>>715428090
Why bother thinking about it too much, fap to what makes your dick hard and doesn't cause you considerable mental anguish
>>715428090
Pokemon are super cute and have a charming design aesthetic.
needs more dragonair
needs more absol
>>715430285
jesus fucking christ those tongues.
oh god my dick
Any requests?
>>715431199
thicc mons (kangaskhan, nidoqueen etc)
>>715431199
Weavile/Sneasel
>>715431464
Sure thing.
>>715431525
thanks bro
>>715428727
words of fucking wisdom right here
Dubs and I sleep
NEW THREAD
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