Waifu Claiming Thread
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Waifu Claiming Thread
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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
God i hate the Nurburgring
This thread will probably be deleted 50 images in
>>715410660
Was made 15 minutes ago.
>>715410660
Probably
>>715409556
>>715409036
Yeah, snow looks great and all until it starts getting driven on and piles up. I got to do plenty of shoveling up there as well.
The same could be said of heat during the summer months here, it gets old really fast.
>>715409510
a cute
>>715410613
Still deathly ill?
>>715409860
DAMN, she was cute in those two episodes. Too bad that wasn't really a recurring theme...
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>715409061
>>715410803
Office party sounds enjoyable, if you like you colleges that is.
>>715409271
What have you been playing?
>>715409556
>wew
>>715410660
Probably
>>715410803
yessssss
>>715410753
Yeah took awhile for claims to roll in
>tfw someone insults you with a reaction image from one of your favorite anime
>>715410803
>>715410072
Hey, whatever happened with that woman you were seeing?
>>715410803
:3
>>715409470
Oooh that looks cool. Seems like it'd be a lot to spend though.
>>715409923(Fran)
Maybe I'll check them out
Hello everyone hope you like snek santa
>>715411124
>Hey, whatever happened with that woman you were seeing?
Different Tomoko.
When are the Rams going to answer back?
>>715409332
Damn it why'd you have to claim ryūko matoi
>>715411216
also
>Snek claim
>>715411124
woman?
カラミチーマス
>>715411287
forgot pick
What a shitty bake
>>715411283
Because I love her you tard.
There is only Rem
>>715411421
Fuck you!
>>715411421
Couldn't get the high you needed?
>>715411462
I'm already here. Roll trips.
>>715411636
>>715411216
Anything with snek and I'll probably love it
>especially lewds
Hilda
>>715411653
I will not be denied
Claimed pizza?
>>715411293
The divorced girl you were seeing?
Glad I got the claim
>>715410871
Yeah, I typically pop in for a bit, bring what I was asked to make and then let everyone else do their thing. There's only one other person at my level and we'll pretty much be watching things for a couple of hours while the others are eating and taking it easy.
>>715410872
No passing out on the keyboard! Rams can't answer back because they're in awe at those loud ass Seahawks jerseys.
>>715410936
>filename
Now I want a schnitzel.
>>715411123
Cute scarf & coat.
>>715411124
Hey Misaki. How's it going?
>>715411575
It was grossly insufficient
>>715411860
probably other Tomo
>>715411990
I don't know who would waste money on that.
>raine is smart but sheena such a cute
do i have to choose?
How old are you guys??? How come I don't recognize a single character from these lists anymore?
I really like this one if it wasnt for the sliglyst goofy face
>>715412212
>>715411990
I mean really that's all you have to do. Just stay for a bit and let everyone else relax. Nothing much more you can do anyway
>>715412248
>more
>>715412302
>>715412485
I need more
Jivia this is all for you, thanks for liking so much snek
I can say that jivia is as sexy as snek lest post lewds
>>715412571
Yay snek lewds
Hello all
>>715412049
Was it just really weak?
>>715412492
A majestic get it was
>>715412135
I've seen those ugly jerseys out in public, and I'm in Cowboys territory. Those people exist. That ugly acid green belongs in the XFL if anything.
>>715412155
>not Colette
You're good either way you choose.
>>715412422
Yeah, pretty much. The weather here is gonna be all screwed up though. 75 for a high, then Saturday morning will be in the low to mid 20s. Gonna have to make me some kind of soup this weekend for sure.
>>715412783
you'll never see that again
>>715412248
>Shrunken monstergirls
Damn straight, moar please!
>>715412571
Thank you snek
And of course I'll post lewds
>anything for more snek lewds
>>715412691
>ignored again
>>715412857
Where do you live that has that kind of weather?
>>715412693
As weak as I am
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>>715412857
That should have been a flag on Sherman.
At least they're easy to see in traffic.
autismic_screeking.jpg
>>715412857
colette is too pure for waifu
Raine knows what she's doing and Sheena grew up with Zelos
>>715412691
sexy not robot hello jivia joint to the love the snek club
>>715412941
dont be mean to por sexy not robot alien girl
>>715413112
i hope you capped it
*biggie chheese walks into thread* whats up guys im biggie cheese
>>715412075
missed me
>>715411803
Then get out. Claim next thread because I'm already here.
>>715412941
>pretty sure you're part of all
But here is your (you) special
>>715413156
I enjoy a variety of moanster girls
>>715413214
Mr bombastic*
>>715413396
Can you stop?
>>715413010
I'm a Seahawks fan, but I'll admit the home cooking is strong tonight. Same with that INT in the endzone earlier. Those ugly jerseys would stop traffic anywhere else.
>>715412941
Dallas Ft. Worth area, it's the same weather system that has you all freezing in Michigan. It'll get far enough south to give us a couple of good freezes, then it'll get mild/cool again.
>>715413052
Leaning toward one over the other at this point?
>>715413211
I bookmarked it :v)
>>715413452
How many good boy points will that earn me?
>>715413521
>all of them
>>715409332
>Be me
>Be 30 year old virgin
>In cold dark basement
>Gives a kiss to my body pillow
>Kiss it right on cum stain
>Rolls 300 pound ass off of bed
>Shit in man diaper
>Ignores it
>3 Weeks of stench from not showering
>Plop my ass on computer chair
>Brush away the roaches away from mouse and keyboard
>More roaches on monitor
>Plucker my lips and blow wind to scare them away
>They scatter from the stench of mountain dew and chicken tendies
>Pulls out 3 inch penis
>Starts slowly fapping to anime loli girls i found on 4chan
>Just the tip
>Moans a loud autistic moan
>Mum yells asking if i am allright
>Is about to cum
>Mum opens the door
>I turn to her and cum all over her shirt with my stinky cum
>MUUUUUUUUM
>Mum runs away screaming with my cum falling off her shirt
>Laying on computer chair with 3 inch penis
>I wanna run away
>Takes all the mountain dew and chicken nuggets
>Kisses my body pillow telling her everything will be okay
>Body pillows dose nothing covered in cum stains were i wanked in bed
>Runs 10 feet away from house
>IthinkIAmGoingToFaint.exe
>Fall down next to body pillow
>Kevin the ass kicked me
>Starts making fun of me saying anime is trash
>He tears up my body pillow with a knife
>My waifu!
>Runs at him screaming like a faggot
>Stabs me with knife
>Is dead
>Gets sent to hell for being such a loser
>Succubuses tie me up
>Yes my BDSM fetish is finally gonna come true
>They cut my dick off
>They shove my 3 incher in my shitty ass and leave
>Stay there thinking how my life would be different if i never watched anime
>The end
>>715413521
points are irrelevant, there are only tendies.
>>715413465
Do you come from Seattle?
>>715413156
I love tali though...
>not as much as snek lewds though
>>715413288
>dubs
Glad to see you here, haven't seen you in a while
>also post lewds
>>715413465
>except here there is no relief from the cold
Not until April at least
>>715413288
but snek is best
>>715413486
Once again, I'm already here
>>715413477
Lol I used to bookmark threads when I was new.
That Seahawk punter is faster than the entire team!
>>715413521
I'll give you a kiss.
>>715413668
Me too, i picked up on it rather quick after that though.
I'm gonna rest now
Night
>>715413465
Tbh Raine's prob too old for me anyway
Sheena claimed
>>715413640
As far as looks go sure
>>715413619
Aww i love you too
>>715413844
cried when I came back the next day to see how big it got but it was gone ;~;
>>715413848
rest from what? you didn't do anything all day.
>>715413650
I claimed this.
sorry for the confusion.
>>715413288
Didn't see you there Tali. How've you been?
>>715413211
>chewing intensifies
>>715413608
Nope, long story short they're the team I randomly picked when I started watching football as a kid. Blue, birds, underdog, followed by all those mediocre seasons from the early 90s until they started getting good in the 00s.
>>715413619
Winter for us is pretty much Jan./Feb., while summer is Jun.-Oct. May is a sauna, November weather is pretty unpredictable.
>>715413867
Good choice!
>>715412981
Maybe you should get some stronger stuff, and in turn will make you strong.
>>715412691
Tali~
>>715413452
I thought you werent feeling well. Unless you're feeling a bit better
>>715414052
don't look at me while i'm eating!
>>715414163
back to telegram
>>715414052
And here I always thought Seahawk fans didn't even know they had a team until 2012.
>>715414128
I am sick, help me, end my life.
>>715413951
If you have any idea what the post number was or remember keywords you could find it in archive.moe
>>715414373
>find waifu thread
>saves all of them
>starts fapping to 8 year old anime girl
>virgin wizard powers
>>715414128
I'm not that's how it works
>>715414163
An cute
>>715413951
full pic?
