The weirder the better
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The weirder the better
>>715348712
>>715348712
>>715349329
Gets me every time.
>>715349149
is that how u get to deep weeb?
>>715349329
Thought that was ironman in the background
>>715349149
Internet security at its finest
>>715349684
no, i don't think so
>>715349567
...watt
>>715348712
>>715350141
...what the..
>>715350141
lost
>>715350141
is it wrong that im a little turned on?
>>715350417
>>715350141
Jesus
>>715348745
everything in that picture disgusts me
>>715350788
men + cooking = >>715348745
>>715350854
must be the recently divorced men's support group
>>715350854
>>715350788
>>715350854
>>715350385
I want a toaster like that, do you know a company that is selling them?
>>715351302
Be careful not to burn Hitler. No one did this for more than 60 years.
>>715350141
dad, is this how laptops are made?
>>715351552
I remember this anon
>>715350417
Yes. If you're only a little turned on, you're doing it wrong.
You should currently have an uncontrollable raging boner that you're willing to whip out publicly and fap right now wherever you are, even in church.
Get on our level, pleb.
>>715351291
Just when I thought Deep Dream couldn't get any weirder...
Aight
>>715351954
MODS!!
Wut
I'm afraid I can't do this anymore.
>>715348745
Someone posted a bunch of this party
>>715352095
>>715352129
>>715349567
They are stepping in a hole in the wall.
Look closely.
>>715350141
I see the guy from the starburst commercial finally got another gig
>>715352423
salmonella
>>715351650
This is hell
look carefully
>>715350141
>A clockwork dildo
>>715348745
More from this historic party please.
>>715352279
Oh shiiiittt...
>>715352423
Damn russian life
>>715351263
Murican cuisine in a nutshell
>>715351650
>concierge at a big hotell in a big city.
>host conventions and shit all the time one week its a computer gaming convention next week its anime next week its cars next week its some other shit
>Goin to work one day.
>know we have a convention again this week forgot which one it was
>think its a power lifting or fittness thing.
>thats cool gonna have a bunch of /fit bros hangin around with their /fit girlfriends.
>these guys are cool if you engage them askin advice on how to get abs an shit.
>get there not realy payin attention see some mascot for some brand or some shit.
>whatever i my coffee demands freedom from my bladder
>walk into the restroom and see mascots everywhere.
>maybe it was a mascot convention?
>one starts grouling wtf?
>and then another and another they all star barking and howling and grouling.
>what the fuck is going on?
>run out in a panic
"That bathroom is for dogs sir."
"What?"
"That bathroom is for dig only sir did you not read the sign!?"
"Bitch im the guy that runs this shit and dogs do not use indoor bathrooms! And the mascots in-"
"Furries"
"What!?"
"Furries sir theybare furries. Fur persons!? Omg check your privelage!"
>pull out my phone
"Yeah security its mr anon. Yes that one. The fuck is this furrie nonsense?"
>they explain it to me.
"Alright you social degenerate"
I say to the bitch that chewed my ass
"Where is the human males restroom? Or is today opposite day and will i be wattering the plants?"
>she leaves in a huff.
Fuckin furries
What the fuck.
>>715352611
>bbc
I knew all the time it was a lie
>>715351263
idunno lol
>>715352684
I wish I had more, I only have the 2...
>>715348745
>>715351263
It looks like a party to see who can become a diabetic the fastest
>>715352279
I PLAY THE SPELL CARD, POT OF GREED, THIS MAGIC CARD ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS
>>715348745
Meanwhile in murica
>>715353443
Goat simulator
>>715351552
He's just releasing the blood under the nail. Could of just used a hot needle.
>>715352684
Found the rest of the pics for this set if anyone still cares...
malechef DOT tumblr DOT cum /page/13
>>715353925
Lol looks like the line for the suicide booth on Futurama
>>715354106
Behind the curtain is Perez Hilton's ass.
>>715353925
You're a good person, thank you. :)
>>715354264
When Superman lovingly cups your balls like that you better say thank you!
>>715348712
>>715353925
Grabbed this from the guy's tumblr
>>715348745
what's up with the blue chicken in the back?
>>715354687
i need to know what's going on...Please someine put this into context
>>715348804
seeing this in the dark allyway
>>715354802
man this is art
>>715351785
rip
>>715352423
It's not Russian - it's Ukrainian: open your fucking eyes and look at the flag.
>>715354835
So god damn beautiful
>>715354046
look at the back! its vsauce scienceman!
>>715349092
but it's backwards
>>715354046
Vsauce, Michael here, im fyat now.
>>715354874
What's going on here?
>>715355437
theyre like the same anyways, like china
>>715356005
No they're not. Ukraine is like more poor and way much more stupid version of Russia. And without all the power (like nuclear weapon, strong army, etc.).
>>715348745
What's with the spray bottles that look like bathroom cleaner?
>>715356377
Gravy
I miss that crazy chink.
>>715348804
Salmonella Man
>>715352611
That second ball sack kek
>>715355437
Settle down, Vlad.
>>715348712
>>715355906
A whale jizzed and some starfish want to lap it up.
>>715356987
>>715357090
>>715349792
Sauce
>>715356680
Creepy. Very alien-like
>>715356739
that's not salmon, that's chicken
>>715351552
The actual treatment for a sublingual hematoma is a hot needle. Dis guy was a true anon
>>715356542
what happened to the champ?
>>715354891
scumbag tried to smuggle birds out of the country
>>715357188
LOL, milk just shot out of my nose and I wasn't even drinking any
>>715349149
It's his 7th proxy faggots.
>>715356680
Jesus christ. I work in robotics, specifically warehouse automation (software dev).
Besides the bot clearly not doing what it should here, they approached the entire problem incorrectly. For depalletization, transfer the decks worth of product onto the floor and use an aerial view. Less chance of destabilization and no real need to fucking around with the Z-axis so much, just to lower and get suction/grip on the desired packaged.
>>715355106
Just flew into a blind rage.
>>715348745
>>715350788
>>715352116
>>715351263
i'm confused, you think that is some kinda meme food challenge party? I mean aside from the blue chicken that cranberry wrapped shit looks knar
>>715357257
If I had to make a bet it would be on either the mouse or the scorpion.
>>715352689
>Murican cuisine in a nutshell
Go choke on some spotted dick.
>>715356099
Not sure if girl are small (child) or the penis is huge..
>>715357632
The fuck was the second smoking part?
>>715355106
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE
>>715350141
Welcome to the exciting world of Plumbus ownership! A Plumbus will aid many things in life, making life easier. With proper maintenance, handling, storage, and urging, Plumbus will provide you with a lifetime of better living and happiness
>>715357751
because the piece that was cut through is missing
>>715357751
Seriously? Look at the chunks that slide to the right. They grow as they move, and together gain exactly the same surface area as one block.
>>715357751
Hold your mouse cursor next to the top of the chocolate bar for the entire gif.
It's slightly shorter at the end than it is at the start, which accounts for the missing piece. They just made a gif that arranged it in a clever way that creates an optical illusioon.
>>715357751
>>715357527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liI7rm5o1Rc
>>715357891
No, that's not how it works.
see: >>715357892
>>715357030
Ayy lmao
>>715350141
The fuck did I just watch?
>>715348804
It's the gray fox!!
>>715348712
Wow. I know that mall KFCs staff is usually shit.
But that chicken is definitely under cooked.
>>715355581
not if you look from above
>>715352279
but... why isn't his ear blue?
>>715355035
Legit website
>>715357734
nectar collector
>>715355906
Time lapse footage below the sea-ice of antarctica. Those are star-fish scurrying around; the white thing is sea ice that's accumulating and reaching towards the sea floor, the haze surrounding it is hypersalinated water: as the water freezes it releases salt, which makes the water near the ice super-salty.
>>715357734
wax dabs with something hot
>>715355581
Yes if you look from the bottom.
>>715357891
yea true
>>715357709
How is this weird
>>715357751
Infinite kit Kat anon
>>715359024
Is that a squid
>>715357490
I do believe it was a joke. Or are you b8?
>>715359118
Leg day.
>>715359208
Oh I was looking at the thing in front of the mirror... But it's about the dudes chicken legs?
>>715359024
chicken legs salmonella
>>715359325
I'm assuming so.
But it could be the squid/towel/panties as well.
Most likely the chicken legs as far as the guy taking the picture is concerned though.
>>715359461
Chikin
>>715359478
For some reason this made me laugh.
I can't help but think that one of them keeps farting. And the finger is the failed attempt to plug the problem.
>>715359325
looks like a dead bullfrog.
>>715357709
cycle parking for walk in camping. nothing odd.
>>715359644
Ur a frog xD
>>715359452
I don't understand this whole "conspiracy" theory.
Let's just say the world really is flat and everyone has been lied to. What is the point of convincing people that the Earth is a sphere?
>>715350385
Trump's breakfast
>>715359784
Reptilians.
Or Ayy Lmaos.
Maybe Mexicans?
I don't know. But what I do know. Is Marlboro Classics are the best tobacco flavor you'll ever enjoy.
So head on down to your local general store, and buy a pack today!
Marlboro Classics. That smooth tobacco taste that makes life worth living.
>>715356680
I used to manufacture robotic arms and I simply can't stop laughing. See this in a email soon
>>715360081
You ever manufacture a pleasure model?
>>715349149
This is hte CIA trying to hide their child porn from russian hackers
>>715348745
New Year in Russia
>>715360246
72% certified fresh
>>715357766
>>715359904
Marlboro Classics.
Hey! At least it's not crack!
>>715360393
There's still a pretty good chance this isn't fresh.
I'm not going to purchase this product, good sir.
You're going to have to ensure the freshness of your goods before I'm willing to consume them.
Thank you, and have a happy festivus.
Festivus. It's for the rest of us.
>>715353331
Ivo Linna.
aga miks?
>>715360502
Crack needs a proper ad campaign like sweet daddy tobacco.
Jerome's brand crack! Now with 20% less baking soda!
>>715360393
GMO-free
>>715360633
Gluten free.
Low in trans fats.
AND! All for the low low price of a brand new monkey!
>>715359024
dont skip leg day.jpg
>>715360739
underrated post
>>715355581
that way you can tell people that when they get butthurt.
>>715352423
>meanwhile in Europe
>>715360739
>>715352279
Frickin' Pot of Greed, I remember that shit
>>715357354
that was semen
>>715352611
>implying it's a girl
>>715348712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_h2G6QMMjA
>>715361165
Daddy says to call it milk
>>715355581
Not from where the Führer is looking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE&t=4s
>>715359894
hahahahaha fuckin top kekklezozzle mate put me in the screenshot
>>715358565
So that's how LoL players are made.
>>715357147
along came a spider
>>715359644
look at this guy here who goes outside
>>715357709
simcity opps
>>715360997
>stars ass in this is hhuuuuge
Hnnnnnnng
>>715356168
meanwhile in finland
>>715362376
Ya know.... I've always known that old timey cartoons were fucked.
Butt... the fuck?
>>715357147
>>715349792
wulfgar raping lady loth
>>715362376
>>715362376
I guess it's supposed to inply that the ostrich's neck goes up the same way it did before, but can't be seen now because his back is in front of it
>>715362376
wut
>>715352939
What does that card do?
>>715357490
maybe he's just overworked, fam.
>>715351501
>are you fucking serious
>>715360423
Why does it look so sexual
>>715349092
Its sensible from an electricians outlook
>>715352027
This is by far the weirdest!
Most of the other stuff is weird on purpose. (Which isn't very weird in my opinion)
>>715352611
Ok either that's
really fucked up pussy lips
a ball sack
or some dude peeping through a hole.
Not quite sure
>>715361549
no i dont. its cold outside
>>715358156
Capital!
>>715364300
that name, checked
>>715354492
nice tits, you got more?
>>715354827
probably kool aid marinade or some shit
>>715356099
the penis is very big or she have hans very small
>>715364300
looks like a child
>>715365927
that will take a while
Was walking with my gf in the park when we found this spray painted beside a small WW2 memorial, we laughed our asses off.
>>715354835
Looks like Cliffs of Moher, Western Ireland. Always foggy af.
>>715348712
>>715362854
How to trap a feminist
>>715365998
someone explain?
>>715354492
looks like i'm not that gross for showering twice a week after all...
>>715356214
>strong army
You've got one carrier, it's fucking coal powered, and so far the only aircraft its taken down is Russian migs.
It's one of those sewer worms from one of those shithole countries that crawl up your ass while your taking a shit and eat there way to your brain
>>715357490
thanks for the lesson bill nye the faggot guy
>>715365998
the fuck?
>>715366755
sry here
>>715367183
>>715365998
fake and gay
>>715357671
I think that is a crawfish.
>>715367654
ya okay, like you've never seen stargate
>>715364041
Because it was thought up by the creators of Rick & Morty
>>715348712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBDwETS_jbw
love these threads
>>715365074
would cum inside that midget three times in a row
>>715365726
would cum inside that midget three times in a row
>>715365998
ok, this is from some game called Cold Fear
>>715348745
>>715355106
second piece get's larger
>>715351552
You dont do that with a power drill, you use either a hot needle or use a tiny drill bit by hand. A power drill could fuck your finger up real good.
>>715355782
>>715355782
that's Dave Attell
>>715367698
He's not talking about the crawdad, he's talking about the scorpion.
>>715368376
please don't
>>715354613
wtf does it says?
>>715356587
that's not a raccoon.
>>715368800
story?
>>715352153
Have you smoked on of those cigarettes anon?
Thay are strong as fuck, pure Chernobyl tobacco bro
>>715368873
it's fake
>>715368873
no story no sauce, no idea if its real or fake
>>715354827
>>715365206
Broiled in Koolaid
>>715365927
Anyone have story behind this?
>>715369016
how can u tell
>>715366755
Photoshop, probably originated from spikedhumor.com
>>715351742
We get it!
You vape!
>>715369404
top kek
>>715369206
Do you really not notice the blood is CGI? I fucking hate when they do this in movies instead of exploding blood bags, it's really noticeable.
>>715369671
wats cgi
>>715353772
>could of
>>715369817
computer generated image
>>715368212
Its from stargate dummy, the worm thing gawooled or some shit
>>715352014
Fuck you and your cancer
>>715353273
heh. this is Israel, and it was taken on my birthday.
pretty weird.
>>715369975
like the gun?
>>715370207
Man browsing /b/ is very painfull nowadays
>>715356542
Does anybody have the video or more pics for this?
>>715370318
is there that much cgi?
>>715352345
This made my day
Thank you anon
>>715353273
>>715370090
right, shit, can't believe i didn't recognize Natasha's Friends.
>>715370444
trips saved me from the shame.
>>715348745
is that a windex bottle with gravy in it?
>>715351768
Epic journey
>>715357766
That's just a regular old plumbus.
> you even trying?
>>715370373
yes
>>715368873
Dude, it's clearly fake. C'mon.
>>715360568
Miks mitte...huvitav kas postitaja oli eestlane või suvaliselt netist leidis
>>715365998
Top left image is a poor photoshop job. You can see on the neck looking at that blur added to attempt to put this object in the scene.
>>715367980
Mandatory "cuck" reply
>>715353443
I have PTSD now.
>>715351785
Faggot
>across the tracks for attention, along the tracks for result.
>>715355176
>vlc.gif
>>715371469
fake fake or "fake" like obamma really being african muslim?
>>715364300
can't tell if it's a girl or a guy.
>>715370025
>gawooled
>>715369404
fucking kek, it's his own footwear
>>715357702
That fucking hair
>>715364559
Is that a human finger for the dick?
