Get me laid - dubs decide
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Get me laid - dubs decide
i wanna fuck my dog with you together..
Ever wonder what Emperor Trumps hands would feel like in your butt hole?
>>715343492
reroll
anime was a mistake
Can i fuck your dad
>>715343492
this
I want to have a three way with you and my 12 year old sister.
I want to fuck my sister
>>715343559
Roll re
When can i taste your ass again?
>>715343433
winrar.
>>715343433
Give me that boipussy Oakland
I want to watch my dad fuck you and my dog
>>715343576
winrar
not with that font
Stick your toes up my urethra daddy
>>715343433
Fuck me with a strapon
>>715343619
Does this mean OP has to send "dubs decide"
Fuck my sissy ass, mistress
>>715343588
winner winner chicken dinner
>>715343705
Reroll
Can I slam my dick into you feet
>>715343433
I wanna spread your crusty cheeks again and give it a good lickin m'lady ;)
>>715343809
reroll
>>715343776
Off by one
>>715343705
rolling again
>>715343433
I would like for you to finger my asshole while I fuck you doggy style.
I won't be gay and post shit like reroll, winrar, this, etc.. I'll send what you guys intended to be sent. Waiting for reply..
Do you know where I can get fucked by a beautiful big black cock?
>>715343934
So close....
reroll
>>715343588
Deliver the goods Op
bit of the ol' lickeroo?
>>715343916
>that emoji
kys
>>715343916
You the man Op. Give us some backstory, bow do you know this slut
No dad to fuck. Dubs still decide after my post.
>>715344172
I will fuck the shit out of your Mum
>>715344172
Can I fuck your mom then?
>>715344172
Oh, I'm so sorry. I was being insensitive.
>>715344172
How about you fuck me with a strap on and then pour milk in my asshole bby ;)
>>715344172
I can be your daddy.
>>715344287
Kek roll
That nigger deserved to die
Serious question. Some times I have to repress my gay sexual urges, but sometimes I cant. I'm thinking about fucking my ass with shampoo bottle.
>>715344172
And ur mum?
>>715344359
roll
>>715344172
Generational three way, me, you and your mum?
>>715344172
I can be your new daddy ;)
>>715344359
reroll
>>715344386
reroll
>>715344420
420 get, also reroll
>>715344420
>>715344172
Legit good comment
>>715344443
cum in me dad
>>715344477
winrar?
>>715344477
win
>>715344477
Lucky 7s
could you dress like him and let me call you daddy?
>>715344477
wheres op? gone like her dad lmao
For some reason I quite like the fishy odour of girls. *Sniff sniff.
Waiting for reply still. Ok is in the house.
>>715344838
Eating butt holes was a daily routine
Still dubs..
>>715344881
roll
SUCC
>>715344906
I can treat you like good girl
Suckle my cuckle you fuckle
>>715344906
so its a yes?
>>715344906
I'll give you a good spanking, you naughty, naughty girl.
>>715344906
Don't hesitate for the BIG D baby girl.
Im sorry i can be a Big meanie at Times, but let me make it Up to you :3
Lets Go shopping My treat m'lady *tips*
"Can I suck your dick?"
>>715344906
you'll be calling me daddy when I impregnate you.
>>715345065
>345065 â–¶
>>>715344906
re
>>715345052
Roll
>>715344906
bitch i'll skull fuck you like the cincinnatti zoo and harambe
>>715345065
roll
>>715344906
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
>>715344906
cunty mcunt is gonna get his runt
>>715345052
Rolling
I mean, I don't want to make you uncomfortable. There's just something about you. I can't get you out of my head. You might not be the prettiest girl I'm talking to, or the smartest. But your butthole is the only one I want to stuff my tongue into.
>>715344906
don't think about it, you don't need to think anymore, I do that for you.
>>715345253
roller
>>715345005
Roll
>>715345242
Reroll
>>715344906
So like what do you think about the crimea crisis :^)
>>715344906
bubba son gonna give you the sperm deluxe when yo eatin these nutz baby g
Someone roll dubs already.
>>715343433
No offense OP, but you're not getting laid. You seem so friendzoned it's pathetic to think you actually have a chance. Nice try tho.
>>715345242
reroll
>>715345242
Kekroll
>>715344906
smash my cock with a rock and say the lord name in vein
>>715345383
reroll
I need to taste your cunt.
I want to spray you will my special slimy love juice.
>>715345335
dubs get ffs reroll
>>715344906
Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise.
I wanna suck dem titties
>>715344906
papi will give you all the love you need from a man.
>>715345242
This
Mmmm, your ass pooper.
>>715344906
Let me nut in your butt them smash my cum up your gut slut???
Let's make a baby
>>715345513
reroll
You look like cat shit.
>>715345554
fuck off
>>715345548
Reroll
>>715345566
WINRAR wew lad
Are you into pegging
>>715345566
Winnar
Lick my boipussy
>>715344906
I'll turn that hmm into mmh mmh tonight.
>>715345566
Winrar
>>715345566
Direct and reckless, I love it
>>715345566
KEK
Do you like sissy boys? I shaved all my legs and pubes.
>>715345637
No, one after another
>>715345370
Yeah bruh, so friendzoned it sucks.
I'll get a sitter
>>715345680
practice vb with deez nuts baby
>>715345680
You mean VD practice?
>>715345566
Op here. Sent, waiting for reply.
>>715345723
roll
>>715345723
Rawl
Pretty uneventful. Ramp it up fags
You look like pokemon shit.
>>715345992
She's busy obviously
>>715346033
fucking stop
I wanna eat the cat shit out of your manly cunt.
>>715346033
winrario
haha lol, Im talking to heather, she is such a whore
>>715345992
dead thread
Give daddy a bite
look, I'm gonna fuck you. You can either cum along for the ride or just take it like the slut you are, it's up to you.
Help me remember what your tits look like
>>715346757
Rerolio
>>715346757
Rawl again
>>715346757
One more time
You look like nigger shit.
JK I want to eat your cum and fuck you so hard that grandpa george wakes up
>>715347025
roll
>>715347025
reroll
You look like heather shit.
>>715347051
roller
>>715345242
This is gold
>>715346757
Dubs dammit
>>715347166
>>715346757
Hells yeah
Winrar
You look like shit shit.
Don't die on me!
Wanna have a sit on my face?