Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
Previous: >>715297038
Sorry Mai
I had one job
>>715307514
Use breaker bar. Get a stand.
>>715307538
Ya, that desktop got pushed to limits no desktop should. Night Karme.
>>715308016
11 MORE DAYS
>>715307958
Goons are nasty.
I do my own thing.
Night
Reminder to bow down to your overlord and goddess, Lady Kiryuuin Satsuki or prepare to suffer eternal damnation.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>715306512
I don't want to be punished
>>715306697
Yeah, at least as i remember. I've had this job for a while now.
>>715306741
Hello smugs
>>715306865
Yeah, that i am thankful for
Nighty night
>>715306915
You want to see lewd? I'll show your cutie self so many lewds
>
>>715307257
She's beautiful, although i love her breast i wish they were snek size. So big and beautiful
>>715308333
Hello
>>715307514
Cause fags
>>715307538
Night
>>715308333
Hi Santa Boob- I mean Clause..
DELETE
>>715308183
Kurisu is literally Tuka level shit
>Finished Oreimo season 1
Damn this show is lewd
>>715308043
Tuka is the worst girl from GATE. While every other girl has hopes, dreams, strengths and weaknesses, Tuka is a token airy-fairy elf who has no desires, motivations or plot relevance at all. Her job is to be an elf. Her reason for being in the manga and show is both to be an elf. She is a turbo shit. She is THE turbo shit. The shit to end all shits. The single worst character in anime 1950-2016.
>>715308246
Fair enough.
>>715308177
They both take money. Id rather just go for a quick afternoon adjustment and pay for 20 mins of labour.
>>715308570
See
>>715308116
>>715308626
>he watched the anime
This is mine
>>715308780
wai u do this to sachi
Shit! Two years ago I was reading the release of a Monster Mosume online game,super hype but dindt followed the realease day and just forgot about it,now I remember it search on google and the servers went down 2 months ago!!!really sad man to not have played that game,and for my own fault, pretty depresed going to bed now leaving this as last lewd,continue the legasy....goodnight everyone
You know what was hilarious?
How the Tali anon got totally ignored last thread!
I feel bad for laughing at it. Poor guy.
>>715308333
>trips
What do you do for work?
>>715308818
Thats not even fucking lewd you jew
Cleavage =/= lewd
Fucking jew
>>715308721
How many smug anime girls do you have?
>>715308454
How have you bbeen smugs?
>>715308455
What was that?
>>715308916
The good ol' grocery store
>>715309019
More than I want to admit
>>715308721
I didn't watch the anime...
still here
and
>>715307590
so? she doesnt seem like it and her eyebrows are really big or is that just me?
>>715309112
At least its better than nothing
>>715309006
Nice youtube meme Mi Liu you fag
>>715309134
I need a number.
>>715309249
Indeed, it pays at least
>>715308818
Kek I got to play it, nerd
>>715309231
mugi has big eyebrows o:
>>715308325
>Boops more
>>715308804
Nonsense!
>>715309112
I said it's nice tit-to.. see you again..
>>715309006
OK FUCK YOU TAKE THIS SHIT IM LEAVING
>>715309399
fuck you....
>crying
>>715309456
Will you not?!
Baka!
>>715309399
that she does
Claiming Felix
Claimed
>>715309743
The boops can't stop!
>boops harder
It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime
>>715308325
Reminder that you have the Manliest eyebrows since Armenians.
>>715310210
im not the only one
>>715310094
Legs~
>>715310210
her eyebrows look like moogs eyebrows and the shitposter's eyebrows and ferris' eyebrows tho
>>715309497
It's almost as if there's another meaning behind your words...
>
>>715309500
Please don't go, your lewds are beautiful
>>715310176
Oh bandaid
>>715309112
Doing alright. Happy school is over
There's this undefinable sexiness about her.
Claimed.
>>715310591
Its probably lack of pants.
Showing off my waifu some more
>>715310774
>>715310774
Hot one
>>715310774
Last one
>>715310389
>>715310389
I just couldn't help but stare at those giant milk jugs of yours.
>>715310389
Yep, you got it!
>>715310730
No that's just a nice pic I have.
Something about the way she acts.
I'd let her take full control of me.
Also a woman good with a gun is a plus
>>715311221
Stop! Don't stare
It's impolite to stare
Of course, it has some of my favorite artists in there
>>715311616
*jiiii*
>>715309456
Not at all nonsense, she's absolutely mine
>>715310406
Oh that's right, so your all done for now?
>>715311898
What are you trying to pull here?
>>715311616
>>715311616
What would you prefer I do?
>>715308016
Claimed
>>715311926
Surely you must be jestin, that's far from true!
>>715312343
Not hit on me for starters, and stop starring at my chest for once
>>715312650
It's impossible for me not to start when they're protuding out like that...
Stop having such big tits, first!
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>715312523
Oh I certainly aint jestin. It's a truth that Nui's mine.
But it is time for us to rest now. So off we go to bed.
i really need to see more lewds.
>>715312982
I can't control how big they are!
The only reason they're out is thanks to that beautiful snek
>>715313473
Will this do?
>>715313473
LEWDS
>>715313427
Nonsense, you lie like always!
Well rest well then.
>>715313116
Syndra, come play Eve with me.
>>715313473
Watch your head while looking at this.
>>715313826
I'm glad they're out.
But you should give the butt some love, too.
IVE GOT YOUR LEWDS RIGHT HERE
>>715313826
i need to see her in sexual activities
>>715313867
>
>>715314176
Like this maybe?
>>715314237
>>715314176
Who dat?
Fucking degenerate lewders
>>715314255
>dubs
Very well then
>
>>715309249
i'm just too sick to watch the OVAs
>>715314303
Yes, just like that..
>>715314375
Seija Kijin.
>>715314410
lewd is good for you
>>715314469
Amazing
bestgem
>>715314469
is that actually possible?
>>715314832
Faggot
Drake Bell claimed.
>>715309019
Makina is best assassin.
>>715314138
I have class
>>715316168
You live in a Classless society.
No you don't.
So come shit up New Eden with me.
>>715316727
i tried that game for a bit. i didnt understand the appeal
>>715316937
It's like Dark Souls, but Harder, More punishing. You will be raped.
>>715317031
wait i thought you were talking about a spaceship game
>>715317140
I am.
>>715317210
but they play way different
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>715316727
And i havent got that far into it
hehehe...
>>715317480
Because you suck.
>>715317276
They might, but Eve by far is more of a Meat grinder.
>>715317831
no i promise they play way different from what ive played of eve. i dont know i kind of got confused looking at maps after the tutorial and didnt bother to google it
>>715318015
Let me guess, you putted about one system for half an hour?
Eve is a meat grinder. It is fueled on your salt.
>>715318239
i did the tutorial which was fine enough i thought it would pick up once i actually did something then it said warp or jump to a different system problem is the map is like a fucked up spider web so i gave up after about 5 minutes of looking
>>715319708
all quiet anon
>>715320679
killer
>>715321930
it's her own fault for accidentally stepping in the path of the bullet!
So, Win 10 isn't too bad at all. A hell of a lot better than 8.
>>715322446
but she surrendered
>>715322592
yes it is
>>715322877
It's that bad? Or it's far better than 8?
>>715323456
i think its much better than 8.
So long has it been? Like a year or so probably.
>>715323637
succ me
>>715323637
who knows
>>715323620
Yes. My old laptop used 8, and as much as I tried to make it 7, it was just no. 10 at least gives me a proper desktop by default, and I'm only having to do minor changes here and there.
>>715323637
A year and a month.
>>715324034
yeah i think its pretty much impossible to get 7 now
>>715323888
Sure, let me just give you my telegram so we can ERP.
>>715324002
Good perception of time helps.
>>715324211
I really meant how long I've been here, I'm pretty sure today makes it a year.
>>715324464
well i dont really recall when you left
>>715324464
So, you're O.G. Tats? Nice to see you again.
>>715324257
Not at all, just gotta order it online. I got it for my desktop a year ago, and I looked for this laptop before deciding to give 10 a try.
>>715324822
ive heard that 7 has been auto updating to 10
>>715324557
I don't recall that either, it's safe to say a bit before summer.
>>715324594
I don't really know you, and if I do, I don't remember.
>>715324904
Ah, I committed heresy from Sanae....
I do remember you. Greek, right?
>>715322592
Why didn't you switch to Wins 10 a year ago?
>>715322877
She obviously had a Walther PPK hidden in her sleeve, baka
>>715325078
Damn, I thought you died or something. Yes I am Greek.
>>715325163
whatever you maniac
None of you have what it takes
>>715325381
rude
>>715325406
To do what?
>>715324901
I think that only happens if you leave auto updates on. Which I do not. That's dumb as fuck.
>>715325163
I'm a stubborn fuck and didn't want to try it out for myself.
>>715325545
Change is always good! I didn't want to switch at first because I wanted to let the nerds work out all the kinks, but I thought "Hell, it can't be worse than Windows 8.1"
>>715325331
No, not yet.
I thought you left for good. Still nice to see you again, teacher. How's it been?
>>715325675
>8.1
I even resisted that, and still haven't gotten that on my old laptop. I'm putting in Win 10 before I give it to my nephew though.
>>715325796
I occasionally come back, but yeah I'm not in any group chats or anything, so yeah.
It's been fine, I wanted to sign up for a teaching position on some island in order to get more cells and be able to find a better position in the future, but that plan was short lived.
>>715325796
Hey mommy.
>>715326075
Oh 8.1 was worse than 8. Make sure you delete all of those naughty loli pictures before giving it to him.
>>715326246
Ah, I have missed it then. I was banned from here, now it's lifted.
Still I appreciate that you take the time to visit here.
Still holding up, good to know.
How was it before it fell through? Sorry to see that.
Any new plans?
>>715326352
Guten abend, how are you?
>>715326534
A bit sick, but it's good seeing you here. Why do you only show up once a week?
>>715326693
That's a pretty nice claim, anon.
Rumia claimed
>>715326881
What an evil little thing.
>>715326649
You should take some medication for it, not too much now.
Good to see you here as well.
I was banned from here the past days, I try to be here whenever I get the chance just doing some things is all.
>>715326352
I'll have you know, those are all safely tucked away on my laptop thank you very much!
>>715326996
You found me out~
>>715327089
I can't really stand up and walk to the medicine without going full vertigo. Anyway you seem too nice go get banned...what happened?
>>715327154
Kids are very smart these days, are you sure he won't find them?
>>715327210
"Such a nasty loli"
>>715326534
Someone else got the position I wanted, so I geuss that's that. As for new plans, not any right now, just surviving.
Why'd you get banned?
>>715326881
Anomaly?
>>715327442
I'm sure, because I meant to say Desktop. Not Laptop. Also, these niggas still ask me to help them with basic computer functions. I think I'll be fine.
>>715327442
Oh, just do it when you feel like it's not going to happen, time it right.
>Seem to nice
Maybe it's going to be my downfall, actually.
I'm not too nice but I try to be.
Just got banned for making this thread, first time this happened though.
What have you been up to this week?
>>715325331
Wow, you're on at an odd time for me. Hows the moussaka?
>>715327755
An ominous
>>715327768
The first thing teens do when they get access to a used computer is search for pron.
>>715327755
Checked!
Must've sucked bad. Keep on rockin' teacher, I'm sure a better position will be ahead somewhere along the line.
Got banned for making thread. Which was a first.
>>715327768
Whew that's good to hear, you wouldn't want to open your minds to the deep web at a young age!
>>715327818
Being sick all week! y'know how to evade a ban, right?
>>715327937
Well sucks for them, because all my stuff is being taken off, then I'm doing a hard reset on it, then immediately upgrading it to 10. The only thing I'm putting on it, is Photoshop CS5.
>>715328040
I did, and I turned out fine. I discovered 4chan back when I was like, 8. I didn't know how to fucking use it though, and was always annoyed by the fact that the threads kept changing when I refreshed.
>>715328256
Wait at what age did you get your own computer?
>>715327829
No school for me today, we were voting on a, ehem, 'syndycalist representative' so I'm here early.
Depends on how you make it, I don't like it with eggplants.
>>715327990
Maybe, but I probably have to wait for it. Since I've not been teaching for a long time.
>>715327935
You are.
> tfw your waifu gets into a relationship in canon
> its not even yuri
what is the point of living anymore
>>715328499
Thanks for noticing, senpai
>>715328536
that filename
>>715328040
That's horrible, have you went to the doctor?
Nah, I rather wait it out. Which sounds dumb to wait for but I have patience.
>>715328499
Last I heard you went to G.B for vacation right?
Just slowly build it up, in no time you'll get there. Teaching I heard can be competitive. I'm not sure.
>>715328536
Just keep on!
>>715328706
Busted
>>715328781
Getting cucked by a cartoon character feels bad, man
>>715328499
Fair enough. And just not a fan of eggplant?
>>715328781
I'm too weak to walk to my phone in the other room and besides I talk to one of my family members on Facebook and she'll be here in a few hours, but I don't think I'll be able to open the door. Patience is overrated! Don't waste your life waiting things out! Take it from someone who is about to die. Don't waste time on anything. I think I'm over reacting....
>>715328831
Very lewd.
>>715328370
I think around 8 was when we got one in the house. And at 12 I got my own. I was always the one good with tech, so I never worried about anyone in the house even knowing what a browser history was.
>They still have no clue
