Trips decide how i kill myself
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Trips decide how i kill myself
>>715302963
commit a suicide
A wound in the anus
>>715303078
Bump!
Knife in the throat bch
rape a kike
>>715303078
TRIPS NOWWWWWWWWWW!!
sharpie in pooper
>>715303187
if i get no trips i'm doing this one
get a broom and put a little bit of the pole in ur ass then jump off ur house cannon ball style
>>715302963
starving
Dont.
>>715302963
Old age.
You don't kill yourself
Shoot up a school
Don't
>>715303293
what is with everyones obsession with my ass? something creative, quads and im doing in a public area
Die of old age
You live out the rest of your miserable life.
So that everyday you die a little on the inside.
>>715303489
fine, then put it in ur mouth and jump head first. same effect
>>715303380
This
stick a needle between your nails and fingers until you bleed out
a long agonizing death of being alive
You don't
Open your oven, turn it up high, and put your head in it with a towel over your shoulders. die.
>>715303766
reroll
Stick a butt plug in your ass
Don't ever remove it
Die of septic shock
>>715302963
Peacefully
>>715302963
booty tooch
>>715302963
By natural aging process.
Your not going to kill yourself
>>715302963
Drink acid
>>715302963
hammer get
Stick your penis in a baby
Run out in public
????
Death!
>>715302963
eat poop until you die
>>715302963
Drink acid (reroll)
>>715303380
roll
BE THE NEW ACID CHAN
>>715304122
Rolling
>>715304122
i remember this thread, rip acid chan.
>>715302963
fill ass with ANFO and make a crater in the earth in middle of nowhere
>>715302963
Old age
By dying from cancer by browsing 9gag 8 hours a day.
You don't
Roll for old age
>>715302963
Toaster in bathtub.
>>715302963
DEATH BY SNU SNU
>>715302963
noodle
Die of old age
>>715304122
IN MEMORY OF ACID CHAN OP
MURATIC FUCKING ACID
>>715304122
roll
Craft one of these and then use it on yourself on live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZ2eHpth2s
>>715303995
Rolling for top kek
dress up as a gorilla and wait for a ignorant black child to jump into your enclosure. 9/10 times it is fatal (lost a very dear friend to this method).
Shive a toaster up your ass then shoot yourself in the face
>>715304698
reroll
>>715304698
TRIPS GET
THIS
>>715304698
this
jump in a pool full pillows
>>715304698
this op
trips get
>>715304698
this rollerino
Run and don't stop even if you get to the ocean
>>715304122
Roll... OP must take after him
>>715304698
GIMME DEM TRIPS
THIS OP
suck your own dick to death
>>715304698
Op do this.
Let's see if I get the trips
>>715304698
Reroll.
>>715304698
TRIPS THIS
>>715304698
Don't do this. Samefag is real on this...
>>715303380
Do this instead
>>715304698
reroll
>>715304698
THIS
a knife up your ass
>>715304698
GIMME THE TRIPS
>>715304122
Rolling
>>715304698
PUT THE TRIPS IN THE BAG FAGGOT
OP THIS
>>715305317
well, that would be interesting and i would be on the news but i also care about people, next shooting will probably be me
>>715302963
Smoke dmt, 1g on dab rig.
Fap 13 times on cam
Die from Death.
>>715304698
a wholeeeeeeeee new worldddddddddd a place I've neverrrrr been beforeeeee
TRIPS FAGGOT OP DO THIS
>>715303995
Rolling for the gets. Come on OP. Let's see the an hero for real!
>>715302963
Jumping into a pool of chlorine triflouride.
>>715303380
Roll
>>715303340
reroll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mi88gydfYI
>>715304698
fucking what
old age
>>715304698
this faggot
trips check em
>>715302963
Tie heavy rocks to your feet, row out to the middle of a lake and throw yourself overboard.
AIDS
>>715303799
Holy kek
We need this
>>715304698
ROODY POO DO THIS MF
TRIPS
water intoxication
Gas the kikes, race war now.
Stuff yourself full of pickles, paint yourself green then run down the streets of St. Louis yelling "Pickle Nigger Pickle Nigger"
Looks like OP gets to live another day.
>>715304698
HI I'M CHRIS HANSEN. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT RIGHT OVER THERE
TRIPS, OP DO THIS
Do drugs, hire prostitutes for a 3way, live a long life
>>715304698
This. Trips.
Run through a black neighborhood while screaming "niggers"
By beginning a daily life change of eating a healthy diet, getting the essential vitamins and minerals, especially Vitamin D, by taking mood and mental health supplements like 5-htp, l-tyrosine, and gingko biloba.
You will eventually start to feel healthier physically, and in return.. mentally. The world will begin to seem a lot easier of an opponent to face due to your newfound positivity that you possessed all along.
Eventually you'll die by having forced yourself to better yourself and choosing to stay alive after realizing your depression, anxiety, and hopelessness is all silly delusion/illusion manifested by your lack of being health conscious and by allowing your ego to drag you down.
By extending your life thru careful living, good diet and exercise, partaking in relationships, finding true love, siring 2 children, being a supportive loving father and husband, investing wisely for your future, and only after many happy years on a death bed surrounded by family and loved ones whos lives you have changed for the better.
Live stream yourself running up to a cop with a knife so you die at his hands instead of your own
go to a school with a shitload of paintball guns and hit a bunch of kids with paintballs of various colors, then when the cops show up charge the cops with paintball guns blazing.
>>715305600
Reroll for school shooting
>>715304698
Hello all. I'm moot. I summon trips.
OP do this.
Op here, next person to get dubs decides
Get a gym membership and work out 6 hours a day so all the ladies are like "AWWW YISS" and you don't want to die anymore.
>>715303380
草泥马
>>715304698
op I want this. Roll
>>715303380
THIS
COME ON FUCKING KILL EVERYONE
>>715303380
操你妈
>>715305938
you know what? maybe. idk. i hope so
>>715305988
Pickle Nigger
>>715305797
>>715305946
reroll for school shooting with nothing but paintball guns
>>715305797
Roll
>>715306056
REEEEEEEEEE
>>715303380
Fuck me, can't get trips to end someone's life
Try this
Go and shoot those BLM fucktards.
Malice yourself with a shoehorn
>>715303380
School shooting it is...
eat so much pudding that it comes out your eyes
>>715304698
this.
overdose on THC
>>715305796
Roll?
Cut your cock off and shove it down your throat till you die.
God, the samefagging in this thread is real
reroll for paintball massacre
>>715305946
>>715304698
This please.
CHECK EM
>>715306145
Kek
IF I GET REPEATING DIGITS SHOOT UP A SCHOOL
self immolation
This
>>715306222
winrar
get the gas OP
>>715305944
I still like this idea best. If there is any justice, this will come up.
>>715302963
death by partying. drink and do drugs until you feel your body refuses to continue. if you wake up the next day just rinse and repeat until dead
>>715306255
He said dubs so uh... do these count now?
>>715306222
>>715306222
TRIPS ILL FUCKING DO IT BYE GUYS
>>715306183
FUCK OFF RANDY
>>715304698
this roll
>>715306222
WINRAR
Drive a car off a cliff, while shooting off fireworks and do a triple flip off the bonnet.
>>715306183
fuck off randy
>>715304698
this roll.
Here are trips, first reply decides
>>715306388
i'll gas myself
>>715306183
Fuck off randy!
>>715304698
REROOLL
Organ failure
>u don't need what money you have left anyway
>>715306183
FUCK OFF RANDY BOBANDY
>>715304698
THIS TRIPS GET
>>715306183
aint nobody got a gut like that can be 'off' the cheese burgers
>>715306183
fuck off you fucking cheeseburger walrus
masturbate to death
>>715306655
Kek
rip your own head off while shouting there can be only one
cigarettes
expose yourself to toxic levels of radiation
Drink bleach on stream
eat yourself like David Blaine did in South Park
>>715306762
this
>>715306677
I'm sorry, but dub dubs checked
get small pox and die from it
>>715306771
A classic OP. Why not this?
>>715302963
Old age or heart attack from obesity
>>715306771
THIS
H
I
S
>>715306079
I went from using substances daily for years (alcohol, research chemicals, DXM, opiates, weed, and benzos), being emotionally and socially retarded due to depression, so anxious I couldn't even do the most mundane of activities and could barely leave the house, and I was making plans of suicide in 2017.
I now see the beauty in life again and realize all my bullshit was an illusion.
I used to think all the peace and positivity stuff was fucking cheesy and bullshit, but now I realize just how fucking real it is. Saved my fucking soul. I feel like I can do anything I put my mind to, and when I fail.. I don't dwell.. I learn from it. I can deal with stress and shit so much better now.
It just takes patience, but I promise that it's possible.. It took me this entire year. I did a lot of self analyzing and adjustments to my diet and lifestyle. It feels fucking great, man.
>>715306814
>>715306677
trips police
>trips police
if op kills himself over this he'll be in a tonne of trouble
>>715306677
reroll
Old age
>>715302963
How 'bout you get therapy instead eh?
>>715302963
Starve to death while watching Skeletor compilations on YouTube
>>715306771
Rolling
>>715302963
You live until you are old, then die with your family surrounding your bedside.
suicide by gorilla
Op here, i have re-thinked this and i just need to get my life under control, i have things to live for.
roll to death
eat so many bananas you die of a potassium overdose.
go out into the woods and fight wild animals with your bare fists until you either become supreme champion of the forest or are brutally slaughtered.
>>715307160
Yeah, live to gas the Jews u pansy
challenge a large animal in the wild
become an astronaut and throw yourself out the shuttle into the vacuum of space.
>>715304698
Roll
>>715307160
trips decides how OP lives out the rest of his life
act like a zombie from 28 days later until you get shot
>>715305944
Roll for this
expand dong
death by cop
>>715307718
Fist self down throat till choke
>>715302963
Timestamp please so we aren't wasting our time.
>>715307867
Rolling
>>715304698
rollinnnnnnnnnnn
>>715308085
Roll
>>715308112
FUCK YOU
>>715304698
roll
>>715308192
Roll
>>715308223
TWICE IN A ROW
>>715308274
Ugh roll for flamethrower
>>715304698
check out my numbers
get
>>715308274
fuck u on about
>>715302963
Rollin for an Asian with a small penis to butt fuck you to death..
cut your dick off
Get the police chase you until the last floor of a tall building then you do 1000 backflips until you fall
See how long you can live digesting only cum. Every time you're hungry just fap.
>>715309533
ah fuck me i got dubs instead. well that's still a good idea
>>715302963
Cheese grater
Dont
Smoke too much marijuanas
Buy 5 energy drink packs(Monster or Redbull), buy as many bottles of Delsym cough medicine liquid form as the store will let you(maybe 3 if you are lucky), then all of the bottles of Delsym. After you drink all of it then start drink all of the energy drinks one by one. I don't know what will happen but you will get a killer trip from the cough medicine. You might even forget to an hero.
>>715302963
by cake
video for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4
wait till you die of old age
>>715302963
plant a sapling and when its big enough, hang yourself from it
Overdose on eating too much ass
>>715302963
goto the philipines and shit on their flag
Join the FFL
Chainsaw up ass
Live stream yourself shooting up a school
Actually get some kids
Go out just before your fun is stopped
Kek will give me trips. Let it be.
Microwave a glass or whiskey raw and drink it
>>715302963
You will not
>>715303380
Roll
>>715302963
Become a nigger
cut off your own dick and choke on it
by cop
get inside of a bathtub, fill it with water all the way and drop a connected toaster inside of it
>>715314713
rolling
Shcool shooting
>>715314713
rolling again
>>715302963
>release illegal porn all over internet
>call police and report yourself anonymously
>pull a gun on the cop that arrives
>>715314713
rolling again
Join ISIS
>>715314713
rollerino
Scaphism. You'll need help but do it faggot.
Piano wire noose
>>715314713
and again
>>715314713
this
go to syria, fight isis and die like a hero
>>715302963
Buy as much drugs as you can, any type and use them all at once.
death by nigger cock
>>715303078
roll
>>715315785
Roll
Russian sleep experiment
>>715316099
Again
You don'the but instead grow as a person and comit to your community and loved ones
Hold your breath
suck your own dick to death
