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t is for
Lurk bump
fag
nobody finished the sentence
>>715282924
thats what I did
t is for timber - pitbull ft. ke$ha
>IT'S GOING DOWN
>I'M YELLING TIMBEEEEEEER
>>715283028
you fucking did it wrtong
>>715281836
topping, for every quivering hole.
>>715283069
I did wut
>>715281836
t is for fag
t is for timber cause the ICE IS BRINGING ALL THE TREES DOWN GET ME OUT OF HERE
>>715283188
t can't be for fag since fag doesn't start with t
I can spell
>>715283223
just punch the trees
t is for TEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
fucking with that pinkman, I sling up them rocks like im mr white
t is for too many bottles of this wine we can't pronounce
>>715283734
someone bought box wine and it's actually pretty good
also it's a box of wine so that's inherently appreciated
>>715283791
is that like bagged milk?
>>715283920
idk I'm not canadian
as far as I can tell it's for parties where you need a lot of wine and fucking with bottles is irritating
anyway it tastes fine so we good
this nigga beard is ugly but what a MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq-hQYcoVmw
>>715284253
Hey Luc.
>>715284521
Hello
I bought nearly $400 worth of retro stuff
>>715284328
why
>>715284521
hey snarf, how's it going?
>>715284801
HIGH SPEED TACTICAL OPERATING
>>715284894
But, why those things.
>>715284934
why not?
it was probably just using whatever he had on hand for some physically strenuous activity as a personal challenge. If I were him I'd want to get that under a minute
>>715285116
it just seemed an odd combination, but today was weird so I'm not entirely thinking straight.
>>715284674
Any good catches?
A Kickstarter I'm interested in just started, so trying to avoid my credit card.
>>715284888
Hunnibuns is on the bed, getting mad at OW. How're you?
why boner?
>>715285532
3 NES, 4 SNES, 3 N64s. Cords and hook ups for most.
Games included OoT, Super Mario kart, DKC2 x2, Zelda, and Mario kart 64. There's lots more I'm forgetting
>>715285532
I'm doing okay, I got hit with really bad insomnia last night and it left me so tired I had to call into work today. Other than that the christmas update came to league so I bought the santa braum skin and I decided to watch the yogscast while I was at home and play paper mario on an emulator. Either the emulator or the rom is shit though because everything disappears from the screen when I move to certain locations.
>>715285738
PIC OR DIDN'T HAPPEN!!
>>715286241
I mean I just put everything away
>>715286391
Oh ok
:p
>>715281836
t is for trap
you have summoned me
>>715285738
I don't know if that's good value or not.
>>715286104
I think I'm coming down with something. Throat's been hurting last few days. Hunnibuns keeps feeding me tea.
> Katten is a butt!!
Oooooooooh
>>715286800
I should be able to double it.
>>715286744
cute
>>715286892
Oh, nice.
>>715286626
can't unsee the top's dick just popping right the bottom's stomach
like putting a needle through the top layers of skin
>>715287036
Should I post more?
It was supposed to be a joke but I can post more-
>>715287176
sure
>>715286800
well that sucks, has he been giving you it with honey in it? I think honey can help a bit.
>>715287237
>>715287249
Yes.
could be worse I guess
>>715287249
Honey helps soothe so less coughs
Lemon helps break down mucus and give V-C
>>715287485
This is fucking evil.
There is a special kind of hatred I have for cages, especially with all the cock cage horror stories I have heard.
>>715287415
well that's good, I hope you get well soon. How are hunnibuns overwatch games going?
>>715287852
My team sucks
Quit for now
>>715287686
Lol
Here
>>715287485
oh yea, that makes sense. I didn't know about the breaking down of mucus with lemon though. Either way with you helping him I'm sure he will be better in no time.
>>715288051
well that sucks, nothing is more of a buzzkill than a team that can't carry it's own weight in a team based game.
>>715287686
>especially with all the cock cage horror stories I have heard.
like what?
>>715287852
He gave up trying to find a good team.
>>715288239
Normally this is a Hot Tatie but virgin style
>>715288239
Was in competitive and they wouldn't back me up as Mercy. So I had to go soldier and got a 7 kill streak before my team realized Fara was dead go to check point. Nope. Just stood there. So I left once we lost.
>>715288337
Mostly shit like the cage completely fucking people up or someone coercing them into a cage and then blackmailing them into keeping it on for months.
The usual disgusting shit that the assholes that are into shit like >>715288161 jack off to.
>>715288415
well with games like overwatch it's definitely pretty common, at least no one was being shit and acting like it was everyone elses fault though. That shit is the worst.
>>715288579
A what now? Is this a special drink or something?
I tried playing mercy once when I played it and then gave up since everyone would leave me behind because I was slower than them.
>>715288630
I'd love to be one of those 'victims'. Why I jack off to it like a super sicko I am
>>715288967
A Hot Toddy. Its a drink using boiling water, a lemon slice, some honey, a shot of whiskey or bourbon, and some spices.
>>715288967
>special drink or something?
Usually
1cup hot hot hot water
1 1/2 spoons of honey
1 1/2 spoons of lemon
1 shot of wiskey
I traded the wiskey for tea. Because the liquor store is to far and the food store had everything else.
>>715288967
>would leave me behind because I was slower than them.
You can hover fly to teammates.
>>715289332
oh that sounds, well kinda odd. I also don't really drink anymore so that might be why.
>>715289332
it could have if they didn't use movement abilities away from me and then immediately die.
More like this
>>715289550
My grandpa made me one "hobo style" he says. When I was sick for a whole week. Had 2 one day, pass out, sweat, wake up, shower, repeat. After 2 days feeling 90%. 3rd day 110%
>>715289550
Life of Mercy
>>715289734
No
Has tits
This is gfur
Gay fur
>>715289820
oh nice, I will have to try that next time I have throat issues. Minus the whiskey obviously.
>>715289820
I already have a game where people don't listen, I don't want to add another one to my repertoire
>>715290091
Play Paragon instead.
>>715290178
I should, but I keep getting distracted with things like a snow map in league and santa braum.
>>715288630
>Mostly shit like the cage completely fucking people up
how tho wtf
>>715290091
Yeah, instead of wiskey
Vanilla spice Nighttime tea
Hell, you can do orange or what ever has V-C and acidic
Honey is key, it helps give the body energy from the sugar. Its easier to break down and digest which helps the body focus more on recovery.
Honey and Bees Wax are wonder works for humans.
I play for Snarf and Preppie Wheat
Me and P.We play Halo 5 together too. He's my xbox pal. Katten and Snarf are my PS pals. (Rarely Tom plays PS with me)
I hate pvp games but OW is fun
>>715288161
holy hell, thats my dream come true
>>715290620
He's a virgin
He doesn't know what toys are for yet
>>715291145
I mean I know of a guy who had the cage welded shut but never heard of one wounding the person in any way
>>715291145
>the "hyuk hyuk virgin" meme
Fuck off.
I spent well over a hundred quid on toys up to this point, I just despise cages with every bit of vitriol my cockhungry brain can muster.
>>715291316
for what reason
>>715291316
>>715291397
I've only forced 3 of my bfs into them
it is quite fun
>>715291459
...Because this kind of scumfuck exists.
>>715290980
Gross.
>>715291663
I am the person who asked you the question, why do you despise it.
>>715291676
your face is gross
That sounds delicious as hell, also I was told that local honey is really good for allergies so I might get some of that sometime soon.
>PS
Is that playstation? You have a xbox1 and PS4?
I really only enjoyed league and paragon so far as it goes for PVP games in that way. I kinda like shooters though.
>>715291809
My face is magnificent.
>>715291913
then your a gay fish
>>715292054
I stopped watching South Park years ago.
>>715281836
Tits which are gross.
>>715292473
this seasons finale was fucking stupid
>>715292555
You're gross. Gross for tits!
>>715292624
Post your butt.
>>715292956
why
>>715292956
No I'm gross for ordering delivery from Pizza Hut when I can throw a baseball to the front doorstep of the place.
>captcha is pizza
>>715293145
Post more forced crossdressing
>>715293116
For hunnibuns.
>>715293145
Rape the delivery boy.
>>715291897
I own so many
N64, Game Cube, Wii (GC backward compatibility and slots)
PS2 PSP PS3 PS4
Xbox 360 slim and Xbone slim
PC (kinda old) , a really old Dell Precision M90 laptop, and 2 servers. One works and thats a Dell Power Edge 1850 or 1950 i can remember it under the bed out of the way and the Vipor server hass 22 blown capacitors I'm to lazy to un solder and put new ones in (old Server for the local news station KSL)
Plus like boxes of computer parts.
I literally had no friends tell high school. So thats why all the games and computer stuff.
>>715292054
He's my gay fish
>>715293370
i hate those
>>715293295
Only shitposterinos here.
>>715293370
But what if he has aids? O:
>>715293370
i will however, post what im listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_AwyTp9qb0
>>715293486
He means me
Not the food
>>715293486
I love this art.
But I dislike dalmatians.
I am conflicted.
>>715293486
He's a twinky boy.
>>715293548
Any worse than you are right now?
>>715293597
oh
>>715293548
>he has aids? O:
Wear a condom! So he can't DNA test against you too!
* uncomfortable tune
Rapers awareness
>>715293659
True, on one hand I wouldn't be a virgin anymore.
>>715293434
jesus christ, I wish I had money as a kid enough to at least get half of that stuff. Still sorry you didn't get really any friends till high school.
>>715293801
I kind of used my last condom earlier this week.
>>715293904
Hollow out a sheep and use it instead.
>>715293808
Even im not a virgin
>>715294197
Do you want to be the sheep?
>>715294203
You underestimate my level of autism.
>>715293808
i suck at picking up people and ive the biggest introvert you will ever meet and im not a virgin
>>715294430
You'll find someone. I found someone and Im a retard.
>>715294522
Post your butt.
>>715294430
Stop raping sheep.
>>715294775
no
>>715293825
Hey, N64, GC, PS2 I got as a kid
The PS3 was my mom middle fingering the step brother. He's bored and doesn't wanna play the PS3. My turn, he has a fit and uses "I'll go live with my mom!" On his dad. I get beaten by step dad for upsetting step brother for no reason.
The rest is because
1. I was raped so grandma kept me in the house to prevent that again
2. No friends because I wasn't mormon
3. No siblings, I almost got aborted like my younger brother.
4. The dangerous parts of SLC Ut, I lived. Raping, kidnapping and murdering of children is ok here in Utah. LDS church approved.
The rest I worked for. I worked at a warehouse for a year to even get anything of my computer ser up I have now.
Like I keep saying, I've gone through a lot.
>>715293904
Re use it! Recycle!
>>715293808
I'll take that V-card! I love collecting those!
>>715294921
Yes
>>715294522
I'm not an introvert, I go to parties and stuff. I just can't talk to girls or cute guys who I would fuck, my brain freezes up and I try to escape.
>>715294644
I'm told I'm not a retard, just mildly autistic.
>>715294775
They were asking fur it.
>>715295037
is being retarded better or worse than being autistic?
>>715295034
jesus christ, that is awful I am so sorry. At least on the good side you have a boyfriend that takes care of you. It can only get better from here.
>>715294921
Do it.
>>715295037
Hunnibuns is going to rape you.
>>715295034
>>715295398
no, its not going to happen, stop wasting your time
>>715295034
Pretty sure my room mate threw it away already.
>>715295276
I think it's better because at least you get pity. I'm the kind of autistic that comes with being smart so sometimes I correct people and piss them off.
>>715295398
Not this week he won't. We're getting a blizzard with a high of -8f.
>>715295548
Do it.
>>715295682
Hm, i dont think correcting people should piss them off, but people are weird.
>>715295394
Unless I get thrown into the mental hospital for the 'voices'
Other than that I can agree.
And yes, voices. Unknown and known voices. It got bad where my grandma (who raised me as my 'mom' tell I was 12) then she shot herself. Nd that's what scares me.
>>715295885
Christ man, you've had it bloody rough. Im glad you're still here mate.
>>715295846
Well it doesn't so much piss them off as annoy them, but like I said retards get pity, mild autism is overlooked most of the time.
>>715296264
Fair enough.
T is for take this rancid shite off my /b/oard
>>715296372
Like this year someone pointed out that I may have a mild form of autism. Went in and confirmed it, no one else up to this point has noticed or said anything about it.
>>715295885
jesus christ dude, no wonder you have that shit. I think anyone would after what you have gone through. Only thing close to that I have had is basically just self doubt.
>>715295548
I'll show my hair bum!
>>715295682
Plastic wrap?
I swim in snow
So lube up or bite the pillow
>>715296059
It gets worse
The mental hospital was shocked I'm functional. I even pushed some of the other patients to calm their tits. And almost all of us got released together because they were recovering faster. Why Snarf says I should go work there. But IDK, more than half had 1 of my lists of issues. So I don't know if I can handle the whiners.
>>715293904
>Implying anyone on /b/ gets laid
>>715297300
I said I was a virgin.
>>715297375
then how did you use your condom?
>>715298025
I like putting twinkies in them, tying the end, mashing them up and then putting them in weird places.
