We got a call about some illegal dubs in the area. Please step out of the car.
Singles can go
Dubs get arrested
Trips get shot
Quads go on a high speed chase
Quints become the chief of police
>inb4 the newfags who dont understand dubs
nothing to see here :^)
I dindu nuffin offica
What seems to be the officer, problem?
I swear officer she said she was 18.
I ain't going back to jail
>>715280407
i dind do n ofin
I don't know what you're talking about mate
>>715280822
yeah yeah hands behind your back
I swear im innocent
dubsy daisy
>>715281100
On the ground right now!
fuck the police
>>715281177
fuck
Get off my case.
>>715281211
fuck twice in a row
>>715281222
u ded nig
>>715281222
rekt
>>715281177
>>715281211
GET ON THE GROUND NOW
>>715281296
ok sir i am on ground... i've been a very bad boy... i may need a rectal search sir...
>>715281222
This is Officer OP! Suspect has been shot!
no dubs here officer
>>715280407
you thought.
>>715280407
i punched a hooker but have done nothing illegal!
>>715281390
with mah penis
>>715280407
Excuse me, quints coming through.
whats the big deal officer
Imma going run
u cant arrest me im white
i dindu nuffin
Im the chief now...
>>715280407
What's the matter, officer?
>i'm going the speed limit, faggot
What seems to /b/ the problem officer?
are you challenging me officer?
YOU CANT ARREST WHAT U CANT CATCH
dindu nuffin fuk da police
nothing to see here
No dubs here!
>>715280407
I'm racist!
>>715280407
B, b, b, but I didn`t do nuffin`
Please Sir let me go. I got five hoes and three homies to support.
I'm sorry officer, was I speeding or something?
>>715280407
Sir i swear only singles here
pls no arresting
They just let me out the big house, I can't be getting locked up officer.
Roll
hmm
>>715281855
Get on the fucking ground RIGHT NOW!!!
>>715281855
ON THE GROUND RIGHTR NOW RIGHT NOW
All I got are singles, promise.
What seems to be the officer problem?
only singles here
>>715281855
too late criminal scum
>>715280407
I'm clean, officer
>>71528185GET TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND GET ON THE GROUND NOW SIR!
>>715281944
GROUND NOW
>>715281850
Ye boiiii
I'm not drunk you're just sober
I would like to speak to my attorney.
>>715281944
GET ON GROUND THE
>>715281944
going to jail today
>>715281855
Drat! Foiled again!
>>715281679
>>715281879
two black guys with the same license plate?!
>>715280407
I've done nothing wrong!
>>715280407
You can't do this to me, i'm your new chief.
idgaf ill take dubs and shoot my way out
I'm not resisting
>>715281944
>>715281944
Are you fucking drunk? Hands up faggot!
rolling
>>715280407
i know this guy that sells marijuana around the street, you should try his shit sometime real dope yo
>>715282021
No need you are free to go. have a nice day.
>>715282171
allahu akbar
>>715282033
you too bitch nigga
>>715280407
Im the chief
Sup, chief of police here. Everyone is free to go except trips, you guys are ded
>>715281141
Conduct unbecoming of an officer. You're going to the clink bucko
>>715282033
We've got a rogue officer boys arrest him
Sir I am of the appropriate color, may I go?
I DINDU NUFFIN ME A GOOD BOI GETTIN ME LIFE BACK ON TRACK BUT DEM DUBS DAAAAAAAYUM
Not another dui>>715282171
I assure you, nothing strange happening here.
>>715280407
Fuck the police.
>>715282215
I'll just be on my way then.
Deja vu
>>715282232
fuck
>>715280407
din do nuffin
>>715280407
sure thing officer...
>>715280407
wew
I'm the chief now boys
>>715282198
>98
>1 short of being locked up
>calculated
>suck it nigger fgt officers
There a problem officer?
>>715280407
nothing in here but singles officer
>>715280407
Dont even no wat dubs r
Fuck u pigs
>>715282249
You'll never catch me alive faggots!
Nothing suspicious here Officer
>>715281669
No you're not dude. bend over.
>>715280407
You'll never take me alive coppers
is there a officer problem ?
>>715282311
On second thought...
>>715282311
down on the GROUND FAGGOT!!1
>>715282546
get on the ground nigger!
>>715280407
Nothing to see here sir I'm just picking up Jamal
Yo no hablo inglés señor.
>>715282711
Now you get on the ground spick!
H-hey officer. No dubs here. R-really!
Poop
>>715282241
not dubs retard
>>715282825
no mr officer those arnt mine
B)
My GPS took me into this neighborhood I'm just on my way to the country club
You'll never get me Doubloons ya filthy cur!
>>715280407
check em
>>715282711
not on my watch citizen
Wasnt me offichair
>>715283000
Rip fam
>>715283000
Bang*
>>715283070
move along sir
nah fam
Officer I promise I don't have 6.4 gigabytes of loli hentai
>>715283000
FIRE FIRE FIRE SUSPECT DOWN
Its all good here ociffer
no dubs here officer
I Disney muffin lemme go
>>715282922
orly?
heil
>>715280407
fuck you pigs
What seems to be the problem officer?
It seems you've finally found the center of my dubs smuggling operation.
>>715282922
you think you're funny?!
i am a mere paedophile, i have done nothing wrong
>>715280407
ah dindu nuffin awficah
CAN'T CATCH ME COPS
>>715283165
im holding them for a friend
Pew pew motherfucker
trips?
>>715283221
We thought you had Trips there for a minute sir. Sorry to disturb you. You're free to go.
Crossing my fingers
>>715283103
eyyy doesn't say shot dead
>>715283000
>man down, MAN DOWN!
>>715283400
But you're still arrested
>>715283344
Attempted murder of an officer, dubs; you're going away for life kiddo.
>>715280407
see ya later
>>715280407
I have not a single dub mister officer man. I am only doing the most legal of activities.
>>715283433
You too. My own partner. How could you do this to me Jenkins?
>>715283435
Oh shit dude
I didn't mean it, I promise!
>>715283427
>>715283104
>>715283129
down but not ded
>>715283499
The only thing you'll be seeing is the inside of a jail cell.
>>715280407
i'm not someone suspicious!
>>715283533
SUSPECT IS RESISTING ARREST
shot me mother fucker
Black lavs matta , I dindu nuffin pig ,black powa nigga I ain't done shit.
>>715283337
y'all niggas aint catching me
cucks are disgusting
Sure thing officer
>>715280407
no dubs here officer
>>715280407
Of what crime have I commited, Officer? A gentleman of my prestige would never harbor illegal substances.
>>715283783
Says who? You're in the back of the squad car.
>>715280407
bye fucker
>>715280407
nigger cock
yo reddit, could u explain to me what dubs are?
>>715283862
Nothing my good sir. Have a fantastically pleasant day. Cheerio!
N-no dubs here, officer.
>>715283667
Yeah, I'm not going back to prison
I big chief bloodwolf
>>715283968
And a G'Day to you, Officer.
u woudn shewt a temmie, wold u officer?
>>715283898
aint least you didnt shoot me
>>715283938
Fucking newfag
>>715280407
I aints got nuffin to hide
>>715280407
thats where youre wrong officer-
>>715280407
No dubs here, officer.
>>715280407
Give me the butter
>>715284085
i think he would bro
ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS ILLEGAL DRUGS
>>715280407
fuck you fat fucking pigman
Officer... if I give a handjob to another man instead of just masterbating myself; am I cucking myself?
can't catch me
I like this thread, good job OP.
Also, I'm sorry officer but there are only singles here.
>>715280407
OFFICER I DIDNDONOFIN
roll-io raviollio
Rolling for getting shot
>>715284338
get in the squad car criminal scum
im not even black officer
is this ok in public?
just end me pig!
>>715284338
What?! I didn't even get dubs?
>>715280407
Nothing to see here nigga
>>715284537
was meant for this>>715284423
>>715281855
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND, SPREAD YOU CHEAKS AND LIFT YOUR SACK
>>715284449
He's got a knife!
>>715280407
I swear ocifer I'm not as think as you dubs I am
>>715284367
ufff... I doged a bullet right there.
>>715280407
ez quads
fucc
what I do in my own home is none of your business
What seems be the problem Meow Officer?
>>715282226
That feeling when you were one away from being the king of the pigs
i got dubs but they're legal sir
dogmas
I swear to god I'll murder your whole family you dirty pig fucker
>>715284699
jew are unter arrest
>>715284628
Hehehe stupid fukr bought it
>>715280407
Fuck you PIGS!
You never take Tyrone Svenson alive!!
Nothing to see here, officer.
OKAY
>>715284844
nein! this cannot be happenings!
I was framed
>>715280407
too bad i'm not a wizard
no dubs here officer
>>715284845
FUCKING shit, sandwiched between a Jew and a nigger just shoot me anyway
>>715280407
Fuck you pigs
>>715284844
Bullshieeet
>>715284734
Fuck you, doggos are better.
Out on bail kikes
>>715284844
So are you punkass bitch! Get on the ground!
jaundicimo is hot
>>715284855
looks like we just did. they're gonna like you in prison, pretty boi
Ass Pegasus
CAN'T CATCH ME, PO PO!!!!
>>715285068
DOG INTRUDER ALERT
OFFICER PLEASE LOCK HIM
>>715285094
ich bin just a simple farm girl. have mercy
Just fuck my shit up fam..
Fuck you bitch
am i being detained?
am i being detained?
am i being detained?
am i being detained?
>>715280407
>in case i get to be the chief
RELEASE ALL DUBS
I'm in hurry officer
I got places to be...
>>715280407
im clean po
>>715280407
>>715285799
You'll NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
>>715280407
trips please and thanks
nice try i aint no nigger
>>715280407
singles or quints
I dindu nuffin
>>715285386
BITCH, YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACKED THE FUCK UP!
Am I free to go?
Sure officer. You can even search my trunk. Nothing but singles round here like any self respecting white man would have. In my opinion dubs and trips are for niggers.
fdgdfggfdsgfdgdsf
rollin' officer
cop niggers can suck my dick
hello officer
what trips, dubs, quads and etc mean?
>>715287736
lurk moar faggot
Just passing by officer
nothing to see here
move along officer
PLEAZ DUN SHOOT ME WHITE MAN
>>715280407
deutsche Polizei ist schwul und nicht ernst zu nehmen
w-ishh w-waysh *hic* too the bashrooms.. *hic* p-piggy boy
>>715287122
ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
>>715280407
Stand back! ...I gotta poop.
you think you can fight me, authority? i am going to fucking nail your anus until your looser than hotkinkyjo
>>715280407
i never get dubs anways
>>715280407
Woah, that's racist okay.
My dubs aren't illegal, they are undocumented.
Nothing to see here, officer. I'll take my weed and be on my way.
now watch and learn
here's the deal
i'll take this knife
and slash my fucking heels
>>715288011
your days of lurking are over
get in the car, you're under arrest
>>715280407
if singles nothing happens
if dubs My bail is 200 dollars
if trips, I get a GF
if quads i Trump an hero's on live TV
if quints I become the chief of police and fuck hookers for free
I can't lose
>>715280407
that horsestory is a pile og shit
>>715280407
I think you'll find everything is in order, patrolman
>>715280407
din du nuttin
>>715280407
Nothing to see here Ociffer
>>715280407
chicken tendies
