Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
FINALLY!
still here
Awoo?
>>715271148
Why
Claim
Why won't you let me in the discord?
Me and Tomoko are friends :(
>>715271197
Why not?
>>715271225
AWOOO
>>715271239
want my number? o:
>>715271343
But she's cute, why lewd her
>>715271307
>Pure autism begins to leak of of my tearducts
>>715271353
phone number? :o
9282879958
Sameji claim'd
>>715271505
thanks o:
>>715271462
Nothing is safe from lewd, anonymous!
>>715271596
A-wooooooo!
This world is naught but memes and chaos.
>>715271741
thats my waifu ur lewding o:
>>715271853
*tips fedora*
hi o:
>>715271628
> I begin my final metamorphosis of transforming into Harambe 2.0, the unstoppable world eater.
>>715271741
Awoo~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOCHUdrFVU4
>>715271736
you can add me on discord :o
I'm low on service and can't reply to texts (but can still receive them I guess)
>>715271985
hand biter?
>>715271853
I certainly hope it isn't
>>715271998
i don't have a discord >:o
whats ur discord?
>>715270938
Tharja and dat ass.
>>715272220
Forgot Pic
>>715272156
i want to be frisk in that pic
>>715272186
#coolcatoreo1927
:o
>>715272092
;) you got it
>>715271741
She'd be safe for a while if you didn't lewd her :(
>>715272284
So you want me to take the lead during dancing?
>>715272352
that looks cuter than it should
>>715272317
can i be ur discord daddy o:
>>715272261
H O T G L U E
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>>715272489
Its obvious that they're gonna kiss lmao
QOTT: Would you lick your waifu's anus after she pooped?
Be honest.
>>715272560
if that means lewd then yes :o
>>715272709
Would you? Be honest.
>>715272709
that's a fetish of mine :o
>>715271985
A
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>>715272445
Just shut up and love the butt!
>>715272796
absolutely
>>715272156
Eh, there's more than that, but its such an expansive more that its easier to generalize it :^]
>>715272709
>anal in general
Nah bro. Nah.
>>715272709
Rory cant poop. She doesnt need to eat, sleep or breathe either.
never posted in these fag threads
i'm just here to tell you op's waifu a shit
a SHIT
>>715273091
Pretty gross to be honest with you, fam.
I love my waifu, but I would not lick her asshole right after she took a shit.
Now let's say she just got out of a bath or shower? I would eat that ass like a fat kid eats cake.
>>715272709
If she wanted me too, yes.
>>715272697
That's just the stance for the Donauwalzer here. They're not going to kiss, they're going to dance and twirl around like crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QYf0OIrHFc
They're twirling at 0:40
>>715272709
Absolutely not
>>715273114
Like what everyone else is doing. Generalization. That's okay though
>>715273234
A true hero
>>715272709
if while she was doing it she pooped some more, yes
>>715272776
okay bby <3
>>715273147
if she ate then she would poop.
im sure she eats just for fun
>>715273234
I'd rate her higher than your average klk though.
>>715272864
I do, but it makes me sad to see waifus lewded
>>715273340
why arent you posting tsuklasa? :o
>>715272709
No.
>>715272864
A w o o
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>>715272548
How about this?
>>715273114
>>715273565
>>715273147
>>715273738
so few normal people...
Posting indisputable purest waifu
>>715273307
Such is life. It makes it easier at least. Every time I have to fix things I generalize it for people like "This thing just broke cause reasons n shit." When its really way more complex but I know they wouldn't get it.
>>715272821
you don't have a waifu!
>>715272859
What if it were only once?
>>715273114
Don't you love her?
>>715273147
She has the be the perfect then because she'll never get fat.
>>715273292
She'll never know how much you truly love her if you don't do it.
>>715273306
I think you're insanely in love with her then.
>>715273307
Don't be afraid to try it.
>>715273340
Gross!
>>715273565
Don't you love her?
>>715273738
That waifu is claimed already!
Quick attempt before I launch back into study
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>715273340
She certainly drinks for fun.
>>715273706
that looks more like it should yeah
>>715273871
Top rapist.
Claiming
>>715273369
>says the hatsune miku claimer
Stooped even more seasonal than a boat
>>715273880
I never said it's bad to generalize. You can't be a master in everything, so you generalize it for the people who aren't masters in it.
>>715273889
Just not gonna happen, nopenopenope
>>715273896
>>715273954
>pats the tripsguy
happy studying
>>715273369
No, OP compared her to Tuka. Satsuki a confirmed shit.
>>715273889
Probably
>>715273889
I refuse to do anal period, no buttstuff, I do not stick my dick, nor any other part of my body, near anyone's asshole. Especially not after taking a shit. Its a deal breaker for me.
>
>>715273896
You tried and thats all that matters ^^
>>715273889
I do you just don't know who :o
>>715273889
>How can you even say you love her if you won't even eat her poop
I get it. Memes. Old memes at that. It's just not my thing. I can prove I love her in other ways, not just by eating her ass after taking a shit.
>>715273806
I just love my waifu and would do anything for her.
>>715273871
>purest
>posts gif of touching self
>>715273889
It's fucking nasty, but like I noted in the first reply.
>>715273954
u succ
>>715273921
Why couldn't he just g i v e t h e d i c k????
>>715274084
Exactly, plus sometimes you can simplify instead of generalize.
>tfw Master Tech Guy
>tfw I'm actually just competent with computers and nobody else I know is.
;[;[
>>715273889
As that one Meat Loaf song goes, "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."
>>715273889
i know?
you guise
>>715274178
Would you heavy pet your waifu?
>>715274183
She was just making more love nectar to express her pure love for her boyfriend you savage
>>715273806
>Normal
Yeah normal according to the transgender austrian faggot. Your parents are disappointed in you and you're boring.
>>715274183
But there certainly are better ways to express your love than to eat someones ass after they took a shit
>>715274238
People also tend to overcomplicate the things they love. They just NEED to go deeper
CLAIMED
>>715270938
My waifu
>>715274405
True, which is why I sometimes have to chill whenever I write my stories, I want to put so much detail but I know some of this shit is general knowledge or can be inferred.
>>715274405
And like I said before, only if she wanted me too do it. I wouldn't just voluntarily do it, unless it was by request of her, and only her.
>>715274335
Soft pets that get harder, maybe. Also if she did something that annoyed me or something similar I would. Not trying to hurt her, but definitely get her rustled.
>>715273889
Thread successfully derailed. Good job.
I must leave for the time being! Farewell, everybody!
>>715274586
I'd pet Hachikuji without mercy nor remorse ;)
>>715274552
Then... let's just hope she'll never ask for that
>>715274507
>When I write my stories
What kind of stories do you write? You piqued my interest.
>>715274606
bye snail
QOTT: if ur waifu was a futa would u succ her?
Claiming Rachnera
>>715274809
Yes.
>>715274716
I'd hope she wouldn't.
>>715274809
... Yes
>>715274809
Only if she sucks me first.
>>715274809
Probably not
>>715274809
I love Alice no matter what
>>715274185
Dont be mean to Tripsguy man. Thats just asinine.
>>715273954
Unlucky again.
>>715274362
But I probably am the most normal person currently in thread.
>>715274809
Honestly? Probably.
カラミチーマス
Late because thread didn't say it was delet
>>715274809
I'd suck her dry. Futa is hot. Ideally, my waifu would be a futa. But sadly, she is not.
Not waifu in pic.
>>715274716
Fantasy types, two I'm working on are based in the future, and the other is based in the somewhat recent past (sorta cowboy era)
I love writing fiction, its super fun.
>>715274809
There is no such thing as a women with a penis.
>>715274809
Eh. Probably.
>>715275531
This.
>>715275453
Hmm... I believe you, I also wrote fiction back in the day. Just, not as big and it was more to vent and let my inner edgyness out.
Now I'd love to write some sort of love story though. But I don't have time, no idea about the characters.
I'll end up playing FF XIV again and getting back in my role playing guild.
It's quite fun actually since we don't want erp that much
QOTT: if ur waifu was a futa and some of the other grills in her anime were would u let ur waifu and her friends to gangbang u and all of them cum on u?
>yes
Finally!
>>715275739
I've never really written for any other reason than enjoyment, except maybe for a grade but it was still fun. Although I did write one story to cope with some mental disorders I had, that are now luckily resolved ^^
>>715275800
>
QOTT: are you a degenerate?
Claiming best champ
>>715275800
I would suck my waifu's futa cock but at no point would I let myself be turned into a multi-futa play thing.
I love MY waifu.
>>715275984
Probably. But I'm also pretty normal at the same time.
>>715275800
Yeah, I think I have a pic for this somewhere.
>>715275800
>
>>715275888
Yeah, I end up writing when I have to cope with something. Usually it's just some smal rhyme or poetic, but sometimes it's a short story
>Mental disorders I had
Do tell, I'm a sucker for those. Also nice trips
Starting Westworld. Seems good so far
>>715275739
>>715275599
>>715275453
>>715275130
Hello my buddies
>>715275800
She is my daughteru.
I would let my husbando, Reinhard von Lohengramm, do that
>>715275984
no but i'm gay and i like futas and scat
>tsuklasa
>>715276120
Yo.
>>715276120
Ol buddy, Ol pal.
>>715276108
I had a personality disorder, but they were okay people. I also had some suicidal tendencies and a lot of paranoia, its all good now though, I had a great therapist.
>>715276120
Aylmao
>>715275865
>>715275875
>>715275959
>>715276065
>>715276076
>>715276108
>>715276120
>>715276160
what if ur waifu could split in two like an atom and she basically had an exact copy if her and they banged u?
>tsuklasa
>>715276108
ur a trap?
>>715276120
Hello there
>>715276315
I think you'll have to tell me more about that in telegram sometime.
I'm curios. How it developed, how you got over it and all that.
>>715276455
... unsure, maybe... probably?
>>715276466
Who said that?
>>715276455
Cease And Desist.
>>715276574
chen said you were transgender
>>715276617
Oh. Yeah. What about it?
>>715276574
Can do ^^
>it was weird.
>>715276700
how long have you been on hrt?
>>715276268
What are you up to?
>>715276269
My honey, my baby, my rag time gal
>>715276315
Good to hear, had a lot of anxiety and low self esteem problems. Also therapy and meds have really helped
>>715276455
>Implying this didn't happen to her
>>715276574
How are you?
>>715276798
Meant to reply to this guy
>>715276455
>>715276455
No
>>715276847
About to go watch a movie.
>>715276800
0 days. I only got diagnosed with it. I have to meet a clinical counselor, a normal counselor and a psychiatrist for that.
>>715276847
tired... but not done yet, I'm waiting for lewd anon.
>>715276847
no like she does mitosis and turns into two
>>715276981
aren't you a psychiatrist?
>>715276847
Sunshine, lollipops and, rainbows, everything that makes me feel so wonderful when, we're together
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