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>>715249811
hahaha the landwhale in the back crashed through the seat
>>715250421
Holy shit I didn't even notice till you said something. Took that fucker right out.
bump
>>715249811
>rekt gently
>>715251227
Cant help but feel bad for the giraffe
>everything will be ok
>just relax ok
>......
>AHHHHHH
>I TRUSTED YOUUUUU
>>715251227
I've seen this here before, but why are they killing it? For meat? I thought they were primarily beasts of burden. Did it trample someone, so they have to put it down?
>>715251575
> Giraffe
Are you retarded?
>>715251575
>giraffe
fucking tard
>>715251227
nop a Lion
>>715251693
>>715251757
Look at how long the neck is you retards. It's a giraffe.
>>715251930
its a camel, you fucking niggers
>>715252081
You do know, Camels are a fucking thing, yes?
>>715252133
sorry its a horse
>>715251227
Is that a lama?
>>715252193
It's a meme, ya dip.
>>715252193
What? No, camels have scoliosis so they cant even walk, let alone try to stand up. Some genetic defect in all of them.
Do you even science bro?
>>715251575
hey man they'll make fun of you but i feel your pain haha. giraffe or camel, still feel bad
>>715251693
>>715251757
Fell for it...
>>715252303
Americans... Shooting, the first way to solve the problem
>>715252460
How would you stop a 600lb snow giraffe from stomping on you?
>>715251227
Looks like a dromedary
>>715251888
>>715249811
lost
>>715251227
Who knew cats could bleed like that.
>>715252319
>>715251227
Is that halal?
https://youtu.be/p8UpW83c8WE
>>715252460
What would you do? Politely ask could it just not because you cant even right now?
>>715252500
Can we get a girl getting recked anything works with girls
>>715252842
>>715252842
>>715252842
>recked
newfag detected
>>715253116
Or just lazy?? Idk anon
>>715252460
I think you're thinking of the nigger continent.
>>715253182
>recked
>rekt
>recked is somehow easier
k
>>715252866
Hahahahahahahaha is it still cool riding on the back of your faggot bfs fagrocket? Hahahahaha fuck this is satisfying.
>>715253258
>Autocorrect
>>715251663
for food
is a common prodedure for some islamic cultures to sacrifice animals. similar to kosher.
Zabihah is the method used to slaughter an animal in Islamic tradition->cutting across the neck of the animal with a non-serrated blade in one clean attempt in order to sever the main blood vessels.require draining the blood of the animal
thats why they dont touch the animal after the initial cut. same for Shechita in the case of the jews
>>715252866
This is why you don't brake and turn. Choose one.
>>715253256
Fuck you
>>715253256
Source? I know im really late on asking this...
>>715253405
>autocorekt
>>715251888
Nice trips you sick fuck
>>715252866
If you ride a bike. Wear proper riding gear. Don't trust cars.
>>715253607
Kek
You win anon
>>715253405
A likely story. I'm on to your tricks you little newfag.
>>715253256
Sauce?
Rekt as fuck
>>715253650
What would proper riding gear have done for the girls foot?
Can't see what I'm posting because Windows is retarded, but these should all at least qualify as rekd
>>715252460
its canadian...
>>715252460
you retard be would've been crushed to death
>>715253816
Well boots could have helped. If they were high enough.
>>715249811
That's why i sit with back turned in driving direction.
>>715250673
thomas?
>>715253776
Why....
>>715253816
not tore it in half at least, probably VERY broken though.
>>715253417
Thanks for the explanation but don't go too much into details about that subhuman culture as this turns you suspect. Suspect of being a shitskin yourself or worse, to have some admiration for that inferior culture.
>>715253816
>>715254134
he is right, proper riding boots are more than high enough and have a lot of support so your ankle cant move sideways.
In any case, it sure would not have made it worse.
>>715253970
Nigger Instinct.
>>715254242
Im gonna laugh ny ass off when your neck snaps because of this anon
>>715252460
well , he couldnt have done anything else...that thing is big i woudlnt run any risk
>>715252495
kek
>>715254298
How the actual fuck do you know my name?
>>715254489
It's better if you have a headrest
>>715254532
whats up babyyy
>>715254066
canadians arent allowed to carry side arms. only rifles.
>>715254613
what do u mean by that ? im not that good in eng
>>715254335
For Allah
>>715254695
>aren't allowed
So that means no sidearms exist in Canada, huh? I bet there's zero drugs too.
>>715254678
aaaand abandon thread
>>715254695
You're welcome for those glocks btw, even though the weed wasnt even as good as you said it would be.
>>715252303
I love how this thoughtless fuckwit just leave the beast in pain. Pull if your life is in danger but don't be a heartless bastard.
>>715254898
I was routing for that guy on the bike, then BAM!
>>715254898
actually felt bad for the guy in the bike who got stomped by the thing
he tried so hard :/
>>715253103
story?
>>715251227
poor dogo
>>715254898
>dat filename
my fucking sides
Also I'd just like to point out:
FUCK CHINESE MOOT
>>715251663
They're killing it because they're muzrat cunts. They enjoy violence killing and causing pain. They fucking live for it.
>>715252624
The real shock Are you you monsters
>>715255554
Close Quints
>>715252460
not ameritard here but that damn girafe was fucking aggressive, he done right kiddo don't blame him
>>715254898
Bike guy gets squashed runt over then gets set on fire! What a fucken way to go!!!!
>>715254898
that filename though
>>715255375
Why is Pinky so dirty?
>>715255230
And got so far.
>>715252624
Play this alongside it and it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>715254898
That guy with the lightpost though. Looks like he's gonna make it then pound, flames.
>>715254898
Check what happens to this guy!
What happened to him everything else seem insignificant
>>715256106
Holy SHIT!!
Wrong place, wrong time type thing
MOAR MOAR I NEED MOAR
>>715255934
But in the end
>>715256605
it doesnt even matter
>>715256605
fuck your fucking face you mongoloid!!!
>>715255788
I worked at a large park once that had beavers. Believe it or not those fuckers can be aggressive. Any of them that were aggressive towards humans were put down. The rest mated until they bread the hostile-to-people out til they were either docile or just ran away.
>dcnuhncijknjsd
>>715256666
SATAN
>>715251227
And that's why Halal is bad kids.
>you
>>715256666
QAUDS!!
>>715255375
>>715256914
>>715256914
Wrong, alcohol increases the duration and frequency of chloride-gated GABA receptors, particularly in the midline cerebellar vernices.
>>715256666
>>715257416
This guy mad because he can't get girl.
>>715257416
Get out, Alex.
>>715252500
>>715252817fuck off with your mediocre bullshit
>>715254898
>>715254898
The explosion seemed like it was too extra.
>>715256666
Poor guy didn't stand a chance!
>>715252303
Great now were gonna be bombarded with "moose lives matter" bullshit nice going. /b/ro
>>715253405
Autocorrect my granny's sagging tits. GTFO.
>>715251888
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
>>715258092
Oh shit!
>>715258092
Was she shitting from her pussy!?
>>715251227
I'm against gore and I still fucking kek'd
>>715258489
Why the fuck are you here then?
>>715256666
SUPER STAN
God FUCKING damn this thread is slow.
>>715259124
Sauce!
>>715259180
They use so much fucking toilet paper
>>715253970
I feel like that guy has knocked someone out and dropped them off a ledge before...
>>715254898
the guy on the bike should have went left and gotten the fuck outta there...Instead he tried to out race that shit.
>>715253256
Finnish faggot
>>715254898
On your marks
get set
Squash
>>715253103
Holy shit, now THAT is an alpha female.
>>715258984
What did he hide the camera in?
>>715259381
I was hoping for the car to run him over.
>>715250421
that guy on the far back right tho that somersaults
>>715260639
these always look so fake
>>715253103
lmao filemame
>>715259213
Yeah thanks for the input
>>715260943
You are most welcome sir
>>715258092
Sexy af
>>715261028
fuck you. You ain't me. I am me... I think
>>715254898
Like yeah the dude trying to outride it on the bike had a rough day but get a load of the one dude on the moped who gets run over and is still moving at the end. That guy got fucked up. Can't tell if he's on fire in the end or not.
In /b/ all the animals are giraffe
>>715253103
10/10
>>715261354
If you watch one part of the video each time, theres people getting fucked up everywhere
>>715261354
We didn't start the fire
>>715259180
>wipes ass
>then pussy
>same toilet paper
i threw up a bit.
>>715253255
>implying broke ass Africa niggers have anything to do with the demand of ivory products rich people like.
At least put the blame where it belongs.
>>715261549
what's the difference? I stuff my cack in their ass, then cram back in pussi
>>715260750
if you think that one is fake you may be retarded
>>715261711
Your dubs proves that I am tarded
>>715254833
Wtf happened here
>>715261686
you must sleep with some filthy whores, anon.
>>715253776
I love how everyone rushes in like they just realized this guy having a machete was a bad idea.
>>715261800
You fukein know it. The dirtier... the better!!!
>>715261926
I've seen that stupid fucking gif a million times and never even thought about that
>>715258984
moar like this
>>715261926
To be fair, if there was a guy wielding a machete in the street where you live, you probably wouldn't get too close.
>>715252303
>animals attacks
>response: clap hands
>moose backs off
>response: shoot
are people really that retarded?
>>715253255
that's a nice penis there
>>715253970
kek this one always gets me
just casually drops him off on the fucking street hahaha
>>715252130
Be autistic to the point of use 2/3 hour of his life to make this kind of shit.
>>715260750
yeah its too nice for sandniggers
>>715259654
yeah dude its crazy. Period time is even more nuts.
>>715252679
>>715253103
>Be me
>do my daily jogging
>see her
>what a bad makeup
>let's punch her
>>715260639
Why the fuck is the blood so red? Why the fuck is so much blood if skull is crushed? What the fuck is with that photo with him in he hospital? He not dead?
>>715262807
Be autistic the the point of using the phrase "2/3 hour"
>>715253650
I've seen the original video. They passed a red light The car driver was not at fault for this, in the video it's clear that they (the biker and the girl) ran a red light and he still has the gall to ask the car driver "didn't you fucking see us?".
Fucking bikers, man.
>>715262763
so sex
much love
>>715260943
Here's some input for you
Bleep bloop bleep bleep bloop
>>715262663
>>715262663
You have no idea what Moose are capable of....
The moose charged this guy, he scared it off without violence, it turned around to charge him again so he shot it.
Yeah, maybe he could have popped it in the head, but shooting any animal in the head is dangerous. It's like Hollywood - animal skulls are the strongest on Earth, ricochet or fragments can kill or maim you.
>>715258471
Lmao no but i was think the same
>>715253103
I will never understand why women enter this
>this is my life now
states in fights.
They just stand up and take it.
They stop trying to defend themselves
>>715259240
>>715259180
>>715258984
I don't get it, when did it turn into a hidden cam thread ?
>>715253776
>>715254335
>>715261926
I think its some kind of turkish ritual where people slab their back with the backside of a sword for some sandnigger reason.
Obviously, he got something wrong.
>>715249811
Bruh those cunts got rekt.
>>715260639
'religious of peace" let me laugh..
>>715251227
halal as fuck.
>>715264159
its a muslim festival it shows how much devotion you have to the prophet and to God
>>715249811
Fucking kek'd
>>715252303
These fuckers are agressive as fuck towards human beans. Dude was well withing his rights.
It was comin right for us.
>>715263755
>animal skulls are the strongest on Earth
funny enough this statement blew my brains out
>>715253776
I have seen this many years back its some kind of ritual in turkey, they do this every year
>>715252303
Yes more like this.
>>715254898
Bruh. that dude almost escaped.
Not today my dude.
>>715255315
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4c3_1475591418 White trash fighting over niggers. Merica.
>>715264332
Shouldnt the people around just kind of accept what happend then?
Clearly he has a lot of devotion
>>715264767
guess he was too fucking late.
>>715256914
Is it weird that I saw the chick first.
then I squinted and now I can only see ben stiller.
>>715254833
Wtf
>>715264909
Totally always saw blue steel and that's it
>>715252313
Yes
>>715264649
>>715252495
By fucking driving away...
>>715252313
>>715254898
lol chinese cars explode like in a michael bay movie because they're so insecure
>>715263148
I'm assuming you're fat, autistic, or a nigger.
Probably all three.
>>715253650
what fukin proper gear ? full plate steel armor ?
>>715265451
Do you know how snowmobiles work, Anon?
He pretty much had no choice. If you want to risk your own life go for it, but other people value their life over a wild animal thats enraged.
>>715253103
Its like, fucking play fighting with women. Like, how many times did she hit her? 30? She still just walked away, didnt even fucking run to avoid further hits, just casually walked away. If it were guys the fight would have been over with 3 punches, there would have been blood, the guy filming would have ran in and someone would have ended in the hospital.
>>715265801
>proper gear
here it is m8
>>715265801
No, a cheap 100 dollar pair of alpine over the ankle boots will prevent that from happening, Cager.
>>715261672
as usually niggers dindu nuffin
what if i paid you 10 bucks each dolphin killed ? take a harpoon and go get em
>>715251575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GynzyMV9hHk
>>715264767
after the first shot the pizza guy still tries to deliver it... Damn!
>>715266012
ok cool so that fixes 1 of 10000 accidents that may happen , if youll put full protection everyone will look like optimus prime
>>715266568
>pizza guy with a gun in his hand and bag of...pizza
>>715265748
You forgot retarded.
>>715254358
Possibly the stupidest comment of all time actually encouraging ignorance.
>>715252303
Of Moose and Men.
White Bastard shot that moose just like a white cop shot Micheal Brown. Oh lordy, why are the good ones taken from for no good reason.
>>715259271
haha ! i wish ill reincarnate as a bear next life so i can eat pigs like that
>>715263148
ive seen humans bleeding in real many times and theres something funny about blood density and color in those isis movies , dunno maybe camera settings
>>715267353
best. thank you.
>>715254898
And the truck driver made it out without a fucking scratch.
>>715255375
Hahahahaha just destroyed his ribs for no reason
>>715255422
says the us fag.. your whole existence is based on unjustifed war.
>>715266619
list the accidents that will happen and any seasoned rider will tell you how to avoid them from happening in the first place. And no you don't need a 900+ dollar leather suit and kevlar gloves.
Fuck, a Basic Rider course can teach you how to avoid injury.
>>715261800
Dude, I had this gook who wanted me to fuck her snatch right after plowing her ass, she loved the thought of shit getting in her pussy.
Was nasty, but I came. Glad I didn't date her or anything.
>>715255193
get the fuck out of there, you need a hell of a lot bigger than a pistol to bring a moose down, its just hurt and pissed, send a ranger back to track and put it down with a rifle
>>715258557
rekt doesn't always equal gore
>>715251227
poor baby... at least it seems he went quickly
>>715260639
let me guess, he wore the wrong color man dress to the jihad?
>>715253103
boner/10
>>715267818
all you can do is refrain from doing stupid things and 100% focus and look whats happening around , nothing will save you from unexpected things
>>715265936
No shit sherlock, I wonder why that is?
>>715264404
>human beans
>beans
>>715264767
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4c3_1475591418
that doesn't look like a pizza, must be a calzone
>>715249811
>they are all women
I chortled.
>>715258984
No toilet paper.. look on top of the toilet.
classic rekt.
>>715252130
Meh, well played sir
I'm not even mad
>>715253911
I don't think I get this challenge. Why would anyone WANT a compressed spine and a cold bath?
>>715252460
nice bait
>>715262807
nigger that would take like 5 minutes
>>715252866
who was in the right of way here though
>>715269123
seriously, one or the other don't be greedy asshole
>>715255907
>Filename
>Thumblr
>KEK
>>715265936
do you understand what concussion is?
>>715262763
i hate niggers
>>715269350
should have used a tourniquet the legs, less blood loss, would have lasted longer
>>715262663
The other guy didn't give you all the facts.
Moose are like rams in how they attack they will charge and if they don't knock you over they will back off and charge again. If the moose had feared humans it would have ran away as soon as he started clapping. It did not, showing it was too aggressive to live in an area with humans so he put it down.
>>715269350
Jesus, story?
>>715255215
Bank account numbers?
>>715256666
>>715269771
Mexico.
>>715269771
>>715269946
why would you assume his name was jesus? thats racist
>>715267353
more pls anon
>>715253103
Damn, the alpha bitch immediately lost her glasses too. She kicked ass even while blinded.
>>715270048
forget this one, forgot which video i saved with that name.
>>715269771
was colorblind, wore the wrong gang colors
>>715269350
8 minutes of fun
>http://www.bestgore.com/murder/man-dismemberment-axe-still-alive-mexico/
>>715270229
thanks /b/ro was hoping there was a full video.
>>715270239
notice he had to move closer as to not miss shots, fucking sand niggers cant shoot
>>715251663
Got a coworker from Tchad. Camel meat is the only thing he misses from his old country. Not that he thought it was great, but it was tied to a nice memory with his dad.
