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How do you get a bigger dick?

What's the minimum dick size the average girl would want for a casual fuck?

>pic related
true or shit
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>>715202398
I would say 7"
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Girls like 6-7, bigger, they like but then some positions may hurt them.

I use Andractim, look it up. Its the only proven way to grow it. But also, only if youre still in puberty of some sort. If youre older than 26, youre probably not going to get permanent results.

When I was 20 I used it to grow 1.8 inches from 6.2 to 8. Girth grows like in the picture.

Andractim is used to treat micropenis.

I want a big one purely for my own pleasure. I can suck myself off and stuff.

Pretty much, if its longer than a dollar bill, and if a dollar can perfectly wrap around it with a tiny bit of overlap, youre perfect. Bigger than that and you may have issues banging girls that dont get too wet.
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>>715202627
Because I typed a lot of useful shit ima bump.
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>>715202721
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>>715202627
Picture related is why I bought andractim. Bifag here.

It is expensive, and there are a few websites that sell it. Do your own research.
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>>715202398
>>715202398
gotta be 6 inches atleast and have a some girth. Some girls dont give two fucks about penetration so your lil cock cant disappoint every bitch you encounter...just a numbers game
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Ive gone from 5.75 to almost 6.25 by stretching it and jelqing on and off.

Though keep in mind I've done this for like a year now so understand it's a long process. My gains would probably be better if I had a disciplined routine. My advice is to always put safety first.
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>>715202398
All these faggots saying 7" don't have seven inch cocks, nor do they speak to women about sex

I hurt girls with my 7" dude, I ram their fucking cervix and they yelp and I have to stop sometimes.

If you're like, 5.5 inches or better you won't be called small, 6.5 is probably ideal for both's pleasure.
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>>715203047
Jelqing does kinda work.

>>715203042
^^^^ This guy is right. 6-7 inches is perfect, 7 being more than enough if shes short.
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>>715202627
I have girth for days. t_t
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>>715203047
Same person here. Also I'm 25 now so it's not like my penis grew naturally from puberty.
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>>715203184
Ah, are you OP? then maybe try Jelqing, Jelqing doesnt cause girth increase really, just make sure you do it right.

I am: >>715202627
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>>715203271
Not op, actually happy with dick. I'm like 8 inches and as thick as a credit card is tall
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Puberty
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>>715202398
it's not like girls are gonna check your dick size ahead of time for a casual fuck, and unless you're legit micropenis they're not gonna say no once you're at that point. and, once they've fucked you they can't unfuck you, so fuck 'em.

if you're worried still, though, if you're 5-6+ youre good, girth is more important as a lot of girls can't fit more than 6 inches anyway.
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These niggas are tards. 5.5in (USA average) is fine, as long as you have girth, and can use it. As a guy swinging a thick 7 iron, any bigger, and I'd an hero. Unless my wife is super wet, it takes a couple minutes to get my dick in, comfortably. Cant fuck as deep and hard as I want to sometimes, because it will hurt her cervix and give her back pains.
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>>715203353
neat, pics?
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>>715203480
Damn girl you thirsty
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Anon here, 8.6" x 6.7" here
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>>715203606
Not to be a dick but how do you measure? That doesnt look 8.6, more like 7.6
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>>715203606
Fair sized shitter splitter
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>>715203353
Is that you, jukes? :p

pic related a tribute he sent of me earlier tonight...
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>>715202398
My dick is ten feet wide..
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>>715203353
Well of course you are. You should be. I am just saying that even when I was only 6.4 inches and whatever girth (but thick) I had some difficulty penetrating 2 exes. So now that I am bigger the difficulty only gets worse unless theyre really wet.

Like I said, big dicks are for yourself.
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>>715203651
Measure from the pubic mound, I'm fairly tall and a bit fat so maybe that makes it look smaller.
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>>715202627
>Andractim
the gel?
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>>715203606
Jesus that's ridiculous
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>>715203979
yes
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>tfw no girth and 5 in
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>>715203606
Ha ha holy fuck thats beastly,
But you always post here, this is also you, no?
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>>715202398
lose weight

fat hides the base of your dick and makes it look shorter.
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>tfw 7 inch dick but have extreme sensitivity and struggle to last

How can you fix this lads? I had phimosis until I was 17 and as a result of that, my entire dick is really sensitive. I can last a while, but quick thrusts are my weakness.
Anyone else had this problem?
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>>715204072
i will use this for the same reason
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>>715204072
how do you use it? and how fast are results shown?
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>>715203688
not that post but it's me what's up?
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>>715204417
No way?? I totally earned that cum tribute by the way....
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>>715204605
pfft you earn if you can make me cum >:)
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>>715204161
yes that's me semi
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>>715203606
why would anyone want a dick that problematically huge
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>>715204806
to satisfy size queens
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>>715204245
Fap a few hours before you fuck
wear a condom
there are even desensitizing condoms that have a liquid that slightly numbs your dick so it isn't so sensitive. I tried one because it came in a variety pack of condoms I bought once. It was horrible and I could barely even cum, but then again I've never had trouble with cumming too fast.
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Anyone have the video with this guy Aaron with a huge cock, getting sucked off by Girl with a straw hat, Haley or Hayley, in a dorm?
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>>715204806
I have a 7.0 inch dick, pretty much exactly 7 and out of the 6 girls I have fucked only 1 liked it balls deep and hard. It hurt the other 5 girls when I went deep and hard and they asked me to ease up.

So yes, while some girls love it big and deep, most are perfectly happy with a dick in the 6 inch range.
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>>715202398
Dick size is like boob size, it doesn't actually make sex feel better.

Some girls are sizequeens, but it's all psychological. If they need horse cock to make them cum then they probably already have other issues...red flag etc.

Anatomically the female "glans" only cover the first few inches of the vagina blah blah blah.

Anyways you cant make your dick bigger, but you can lose weight, do lots of cardio, get your cholesterol down it will improve the vibrancy and strength of your erections and make you last longer in bed.
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>>715203169
Every banged a girl who had her cervix removed? It doesn't seem as easy to get them to orgasm
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I wish I had a smaller dick to be honest
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>>715204878
Oh shit yeah anon, this is with a condom too. Just regular ones, but still. They do nothing to ease the sensitivity.
Tbh it feels like the majority of the sensitivity is in my shaft. I don't know what to do. I have a pretty decently sized dick, but I can't keep up a fast pace for more than 5 minutes without blowing.
Gonna try the numbing stuff though. thanks anon.
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>>715204245
Get fit. Ejaculation is stamina loss, if you really cant help but to ejaculate, at least make it so you can ejaculate a lot of times. Thoughts work too, like concentrating in random topic, or math, sometimes thinking of a different person makes your dick slow down too, careful though, sometimes it can completely kill the boner. Fap before having sex. Unlike porn, thrusts are not always the answer for pleasure, try to find her sweet positions/spots so you save stamina instead of thrusting, if she is the type to cum from vaginal sex alone, thrust when she's about to finish, if she cant orgasm from vaginal sex then just thrust every now and then.
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Most girls get off from clitoral stimulation, not deep vaginal stimulation.

Learn how to eat pussy and finger a girl really good. Make her cum once or twice before you even start fucking. Then when you fuck try to grind the top of your dick into her clit.
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My dick is like 4 inches. should I just kill myself? I'm dead serious. Should I commit suicide?
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>>715205123
Nah tbh I'm pretty thin too, don't think I've ever gotten a girl to orgasm from just fucking her

dats wat cunnilingus is for.
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>>715203169
this
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>>715202398
is that toby flenderson
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>>715203169
Thats true, some bitches cant handle a 5 incher but as an 8" dude let me tell you.. there are plenty of girls out there with vaginas that are capable of insane stuff.

I have had sex with women who could definitely go way bigger and I have a pretty huge cock

that said most tight lil bodied babes out there certainly feel it..

idk, i guess my point is that its about compatibility, some girls are legitimately perfectly okay with a small cock, but any woman who has "liberated herself" or likes exploring is usually going to be used to something 5" + and expects or may require that for proper stimulation.

and then the size queens, size queens are horrible even for dudes who have big dicks, they like getting pounded hard and are loud and annoying about it. Also sometimes get mad if they dont cum
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>>715205519
no, become a sissy.
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>>715205519
If that pic is yours, it looks normal.
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>>715205662
What's that? like a fucking tranny?
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>>715205531
Girls are different. My last GF would have screaming violent orgasms from me fucking her hard and deep. My current GF can't come from vaginal penetration at all and only cums from clitoral stimulation.
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>>715205319
I do think I need to get /fit/ to be honest, and this seems to make a lot of sense. I'm 6"0 tall and I weigh maybe 150lbs, and I'd like to just be in better shape.

The mental side of it doesn't seem to work very well for me either. It Fucking sucks because I know this is probably all due to not having any sex till I was 20, and even then, it's not regular.
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>>715204997
"His penis is bigger than yours" EFUKT. I was always prouder that I was bigger than him.
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>>715205720
that is mine. it's only like 4.5 inches or 5. If I recall correctly.
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>>715205724
google it.
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>>715202398
How does one get rid of micropenis? Asking for a friend
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>>715205612
i think it is
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>>715205886
I'm not becoming gay or a tranny, that's one choice I ain't making.
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>>715203169
Can confrim, a legit 7 here and every girl i have ever banged complained. 6 really probably is ideal
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>>715206031
you must be shit at foreplay
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>>715205892
>for a friend
ya ok anon
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>>715206007
then become a cuck.
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>>715206031
i'm over 8 and thick. i get complaints
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>>715206031
>>715203169

around 7" here -- been with only 4 girls but none have ever complained...
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>>715206489
must suck only getting to use half your dick man
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>>715206554
I ono, maybe you banged some loose girls
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>>715206591
depends who i'm with. some girls take it fine. probably half of them complain though
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11 x 6.5
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>>715206785
judging by the name of your .jpg file & the enormous dick in the picture, i'm willing to bet infinite dollars that you can't produce an image of this dick with today's date somewhere in the image...
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>>715206785
>those gross fingernails
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>>715206785
dat 4skin wtf?
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>>715203480
Damn you a hoe go get yourself a black man for the real authentic experience of a big cock
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>>715206554
Out of the 5 I've been with 3 have complained

You're not fuckin em hard enough anon..
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>>715206785
>>715206937
roast this faggot, write a timestamp on your cock
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>>715207127

pathetic.
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Is there any way to increase girth btw gonna look into Andractim and probably give jelqing a try cause fuck it
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>>715207127
been proven black men dont have big dicks. Though I've always wonderd if an average or small size black guy is mega ashamed since hes the race that is sterotyped for having bigger dicks.
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>>715207320
Yes I'm mixed and have a 6.5 inch dick and feel a little insecure about it, do wish I was bigger, at least 7
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>>715206785
This faggot is using someone else's photo
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>>715207431
dont sweat it man, the world average is 5.5
and if you have a black friends trying to brag, jsut remember there's a fair chance they are full of shit
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>>715207320
Naw not mega ashamed.
But you always have that thought in the back of your mind that you should be at least 7.5-8"
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>>715207289
>pic related
>how girls react with their friends when they talk about your dick
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>>715202521
>Mfw 6 1/3 inches
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>>715203169
>Andractim
a non-virgin enters the thread i see.
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Girls don't actually know and they can't even tell if you fuck them hard instead of gently stroking them with your dick asking "is it okay for me to go faster mlady"

If a girl can actually tell, she's probably a massive slut and has fucked so many guys that she can hardly feel love anymore and will leave you before you know what's going on.

*Larger than average* penis size mattering is a feminist lie of the sexual revolution meant to instill fear and inadequacy in men who were already undesirable because they were betas
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>>715207608
That sucks for you guys honestly. I wonder if there are any Asians out there with around a 6.5 feeling like kings since they get tagged for the small dicks.
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>>715207864
i didn't mean to green text that lol
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>>715207604
Thanks man I appreciate your input but ppl just assume I have a huge dick because I'm mixed, I never even talked about my duck size to them lol
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So I'm reading a lot of websites saying there are tons of andractim scams. Anyone link a reputable vendor?
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>>715207911
idk i wonder too.
Living in Asians countries with that cock size must be unimaginable.
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>>715205872
Thats perfectly normal and youll have no problems
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>>715208091
andractim is a scam
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>>715202398
Have you not tried click the ad?
All you have to do is start fucking cantaloupe daily, anon
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>>715208030
Its strange why we have these tropes, I have a Chinese friend who constantly makes jokes about his dick being small, and i wonder if secretly he has a python in his pants but doesn't think anyone would beleive him lol
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>>715205519
What are all those blotches on your hand? Looks like a meth head's face, scabby and discolored and shit
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>>715208091
>buy "penis enlarging" medication online
>penis enlarging
>medication online

this is how those shitty companies become multi-million dollar companies. off the insecurities of people like you.

you are the male-equivalent of one of those HomeShoppingNetwork or QVC stay at home wives. you won't believe me now, but one day, you'll see that it didn't even matter.
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My dick is only 5 inches, i am 18 and i still have an awful baby face.
Will my dick grow?
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>>715208575
no. at 18 its done
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5 inches here, no girl ever complained.
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>>715208575
you're likely over your biggest growth spurt, sorry
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>>715208610
You have to fuck one first.
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>>715202398
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>>715205519
if you're still in here

My wife's sister told us her husband has used one of those extender-shaft things. It's basically a dildo sheath you stick your cock in and it adds inches and girth
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>>715208630
>>715208608
I am going to hope you guys are wrong, my dad didn't lose his baby face until he was like 24.
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>>715208575
face could still very much change, dick might be unlikely

i was a late bloomer, 25 and still not that much facial hair. Hormones are funny.
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>>715208671
Is that Kiefer sutherland
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>>715208575
On the plus side unless you're fat, that baby face will help get you girls to disappoint with the matching baby dick lel
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>>715208610
not to your face
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>>715208668
I fuck more girls in a year than you in your life.
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>>715204072
a gel cannot cause the creation of more spongy tissue inside your penis. the topical agent may help increase skin growth on the outside, but even that is limited.

people do not understand that steroids thin out the skin like crazy.
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>>715207053
that is how a penis is supposed to look like. your parents were kike-washed and were lead to mutilate you
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>>715208461
Aha that's is funny , he probably is low-key hung .
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When does the dick usually stop growing and does masturbating make it grow less?
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>>715202627
How do you know it was the gel and not just natural? At 20 there is a chance you can still grow.
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>>715202398
i am awake.
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>>715202627
That's a testosterone preparation, it's used for hypogonadism.
It could enlarge your penis if you're both in your puberty AND have a severe hypogonadism.
Outside puberty, if you're hypogonadal, it would help you get hard, fix bad mood, calcium and d vitamin deficit, increase body hair, ...
If your testosterone levels are ok, it might increase a bit your libido and spontaneous erection, but there's a fair chance that, by unbalancing your hormone levels, you start losing hair and increase the chances of having prostate cancer.
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>>715204161
Do you collect dick pics from anons? Wtf nigga.
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>>715203850
I've ripped a couple of people, though they don't really seem to mind.
>>715203688
No, some people call me footlong (even though I'm not.) Lmfao.
>>715203480
Never have done pics, don't want to.
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>>715208905
There is no way you have fucked 2 girls this year.
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>>715209250
welcome to /b/ newfriend
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>>715209374
Same poster, it's also kind of funny because I have like 8 chest hairs. I'm thin of form, no one sees it coming ever. =)
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>>715209250
you must be new, that is nothing compared to some shit on here
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>>715209250
see
>>715209463
>>715209476
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>>715208671
came here just do to this
thankyou
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>think i am ugly
>am positive i am ugly
>have small peen
>have denied girls multiple times just because i am self conscious
>Have been so dense not to notice girls giving me the eye
Am i retarded?
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I'm 18
my dick is about 6.5 and sometimes 7 I wanna get an extra half inch. what do?
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>>715209561
Yes. Small dicks are the cutest.
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>>715209708
read the second reply idiot
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>>715209561
that's just you subconscious evolutionary sense telling you not to procreate your inferior genes

you gonna listen to some 4.5 billion year long evolutionary process, faggot, or are you gonna make use of some fallible human reasoning within the span of a few seconds and take humanity collectively down a peg?
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>>715208387
Fucking KEK I see those ads are working, inadvertently
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no one is happy with their penis size
im almost 7 inches and i wish i had a whole extra inch.
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>>715209761
ok but by using Andractim I run the risk of hair loss and getting scammed. Its not like i got $150 to just drop on dick gel. Plus no one here in the thread even has a legit place to buy
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>>715209894
It's most likely a scam, look into what the active ingredient is that promotes penis growth.
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>>715209794
Yea sure, i'm going to have a child with an autistic girl just to make you mad.
>>715209720
No they are not.
>>715209823
I'm only 5.5 i wish i was 6 atleast, still hoping i have some growing time, i only just turned 18 in august so maybe i do.
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>>715205160
I hear steroids work
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>>715210040
> the tears of micropenis suckers
Hm.. The more you know
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8x6 anon reporting in
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>>715208480
squamous-cell carcinoma
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>>715202398

I have that same ruler
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>>715209823
>everyone that's insecure is unhappy with their penis size

Stop projecting faggot.
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>>715210246
Hahhah this guy didn't clear his exif data!!!!!!
Have fun with your 200 playboys and 10 pizzas fagtop
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>>715210275
>squamous-cell carcinoma
Well now I just feel like an asshole. Your cocks fine btw.
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>>715210246
thats not 6in girth lol. nice length tho.
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>>715210335
you are not older than 14 lmao
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>>715210361
you're a real asshole
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>>715210246
unless you're like fucking enormous, the proportion of your hands is way off for that to be six inches thick
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>>715210335
4chan has automatically strips exif data since 2010 or so.
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>>715210335
4chan strips exif data you goof
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>>715210545
It's the website's fault believe me anon

I'm actually sorry
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>>715210361
i am very self-conscious about the skin cancer too. for real. i had to get liek 8 surgeries this year, and basically got a C in anatomy because of it. so now I have to re-take it. My small dick doesn't make me feel any better either.
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>>715210500
Even if that is true, you can't prove shit dickhead
Think before you open your word hole
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>>715210667
your posts are proof enough kek
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I'm 7" and I think I'm still growing, is that too big? I asked a female friend of mine and she said that's pushing it but she's also a virgin so that doesn't hold much validity
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>>715210589
>>715210627
You guys are lying to try and get me to reveal my location. I don't trust anyone, or anything. That's why I'm still alive
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Will chicks complain about my 5 and a half inches? Virgin, but the one gf i have actually showed it to didn't complain.
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Stretches
https://youtu.be/ACniBgfYYU4
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Cardio. Keeo your heart healthy. It's what powers your dick after all.
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>>715210662
People don't and won't react the way I just did over 4chan, don't worry anon. Singled you out like a prick and I'm sorry.
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>>715210725
Maybe I'm 50 but just mentally distraught , livin in the glory days, suckin back on grandpas old cough medicine
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>>715210766
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>>715210335
>>715210667
>>715210766
>>715210915
Kek
I like this guy
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>>715210766
>That's why I'm still alive
seriously I keep re reading this post and it just gets funnier every time

I imagine like, Rambo out in the forest saying shit like this
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I'm bout to buy a penis pump. Any tips?
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>>715210902
it's ok. I get made fun of in IRC all the time for it, but they are prolly just joking. So I am actually really self conscious IRL. and when people say "wtf is that rash you got" i wanna kill myself. I don't even say anythign because when i say "skin cancer" it seems like i'm lying.
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>>715210766
>I don't trust anyone, or anything. That's why I'm still alive
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>>715209894
>risk of hair loss and getting scammed
you just missed the risk of cancer.
also, the gel won't help you grow your dick.
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>>715211149
I didn't even notice the other ones

holy shit my chest hurts from laughing
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>>715211236
Nah bro don't lie let them know what it is, my friends mother has skin cancer, not an easy thing to live with
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>>715211255
Meme me brethren, it only strengthens my legacy
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>>715211232
don't do it. just do the beginner stretches and jelqs. pumps will cause damage and scar tissue. ive used a pump on and off and i hurt myself with it. nothing good comes from pumps. take it from a guy with experience. do the manual stretches and jelqs. you'll gain way more way faster.
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>>715208765
its brody from homeland
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Anyone else feel like their dick shrank from jerking off with your dick still in your boxers, and the pressure of your boxers pushing down on your penis caused it to lose length over time? I'm scared, I think I used to be bigger
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>>715204130
Same
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>>715210246
that's definately not 6 in girth

I'm 5.5 - 5.7 and I'm much thicker than that
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>>715210547
you're underestimating the size of the hands, anon
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>>715211667
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>>715211416
yeah lo. i also had leukemia. and i can't get a gf becasue i'm too self-conscious, nobody want sa guy that had cancer before.. woe is me.
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>>715202398
OP pic is OC. must be OP. I can't see signs of photoshop either. looks like this shit works. how long did it take you OP?
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>>715211901
Not true plenty of women will date a person who has had cancer, you need to work on your self esteem man you seem like a nice dude
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>>715211667
Almost got the >>715211666
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>>715209794
>mfw when anon is so right it hurts my brain
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>>715211901
Bullshit
Use it to your advantage
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Don't mushrooms look kind of like penises?

Pic related.
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Im 5.5 and ive made all the girls ive been with cum. im also shorter. be confident. be realistic. and be good at oral thats all you need
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>>715211881
>>715210547
>>715210411
Must I really prove it right now?
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>>715212121
The ones which look like penises do, yes.
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>>715202398
6in fag here.

6-7" at most, I've always been real subconscious about my dick, but I've had a few girls in my life and they've told me I was "perfect". I wish I was bigger though, not only to be more secure but also for my own satisfaction as well.
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The office!!!
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>>715212162
Yes, be a bro, 6 inch girth means you're less than an inch away from being as thick as this guy
>>715203606
>>715204161
Unless you have BFG hands
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>>715212162
Yeah measure from the middle of your duck not the top
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>>715212162
That or forever be a lying pussy
Timestamp too
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>>715212162
nah, just tell us how tall you are and how much you weigh

it will explain proportions
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>>715212121
where did you get a pic of my dick? wtf

by the way i have a 5 x 4.5 inch dick and almost all of my girlfriends fwb and one night stands have never said anything bad about it and i've fucked well over 50 girls. i can count on 1 hand how many said something bad about it.
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>Broke into my girlfriend's house to rape her
>she fucking shoots me
>she takes my mask off
>notices it's me
>she gets angry and ask what i was doing
>"you told me you had a rape fetish"
>she realizes she did tell me that
>she starts crying and saying sorry to me and sorry that she killed me
>just tell her to call an ambulance
>after that she has given me whatever i want when i want it
>I don't guilt trip her much with it but sometimes i do and she just breaks down apologizing
I feel like kind of a monster but also she fucking shot me.
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>>715202398
where is this pic from? cant find source

Would like to research it. Looks legit to me.
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>>715202627
don't listen to this faggot
Andractim is a steroid
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>>715212310
this
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>>715210662
>>715205519
anon, your dick isn't the biggest but it's fine. your big fucking head makes up for it, trust me. the only women that complain about dick size are village bikes and you should consider it a blessing if a woman ever insults you or dumps you for dick size. it's a sign that they're worthless trash and were going to divorce you anyway.
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>>715212478
>this
I had one girl complain about it and she ended up getting HIV years later.
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>>715212655
>"I had one girl complain about it and she ended up getting HIV years later"

There might be a god based off this post alone.
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>>715202398
My dick is 6.75 inches in lenghth, 6.5 in girth.

Every girl I've had sex with has had a problem with getting it inside her, I've never had a problem pleasing a women. I've no joke visited hookers and had them say it was the biggest they've had(I thought one of them was just inflating my ego until she forcefully fucked herself on my dick and then asked me to hit her from behind)

Really though, I'd say perfect length is anything over 5, perfect girth is anything over 6. Honestly no matter how big you are most chicks will need clitoral stimulation to orgasm.
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>>715212354
also when me and my ex were in love the size of my dick wasn't even an issue. she was the hottest girl i dated and she didn't give a shit about the size of my dick. i told her my size bothers me and she said she didn't care she just wanted to be with me.

the point is your dick size won't matter to someone who really cares about you.
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>>715212351
>>715212351
that's because you're fucking retarded and can't tell a semi from an erection
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>>715204245
Do ugly chicks
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>>715204878
Put those numbing ones on inside out for god mode
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>>715212767
But lovely chicks are the only ones that hit on me.
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>>715212732
Amen
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>>715212655
>she ended up getting HIV years later.
kek
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so tired of these threads and saying the same thing and blah

>i gained 1.5 inches from stretching
do it slow that was over 2 years so far
many products and brands of stretching I used some spring loaded gizmo from ebay

You also need a healthy heart so do cardio things like cycling, immediate improvement
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>>715202627
Sucking yourself off? Am i the only one who thinks thats fucked up?
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My heart hurts when i orgasm, am i going to die?
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>>715212655
kek
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>>715204245
How did you get rid of phimosis??
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>>715209794
I love this spider.
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>>715210639
try to remember that there are other humans behind the screen. being an asshole to them doesnt help you the least, but it can really hurt them
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The only thing that has shown any effect on penis size are penile stretching devices that must be worn for hours at a time for months to a year for an inch at most. Google "penile stretching device scientific studies"
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> mfw small dicks will never get a "holy SHIT!" reaction
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>>715206785
Disgusting
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>>715213733
I've had a girl be surprised that i "could do so much with so little"
Those words still hurt but are also a slight confidence boost at the same time.
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>>715213209
drink water not sprite ya foo
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>>715205519
That looks way longer than 4.
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>>715212655
dubs for fucking truth man
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>>715213408
Most of the time the people here deserve what I give.. I fuck with them for things they can and should change. I'm not your typical spergy /b/ asshole though I do admit I get some satisfaction from it

That guy doesn't have a choice in the matter though. Not my fuckin place to speak on his hardships. I was actually really relieved when he said it was ok even if he's just being nice.
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>>715202398
My cock is 6", if I'd lose some weight I could maybe even reach 7", and I never had complaints about being too small. I even had some say to go Balls deep since it hurt them, so I guess everything from 5 to 7 inches should be fine.
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>>715212062
Mfw a anon says "when" after "Mfw"
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Posting muh dick.

8.5 x 6.25
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>>715202398
Getting an erection usually works for me
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>>715214586
No way. Kik? Mine is padlatch for anyone similarly substantial
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>>715214725
Kik is RealHorsey
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>>715213972
I am drinking water.
What's wrong with sprite though.
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I now think mine is too small to satisfy anything.
I got the short straw I guess.
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Reminder that asians have the biggest dicks
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>>715210062
I love small dicks. they are super cute.
and if if they are on a cute guy that's a huge turn on for me. more so than a huge honking one that's disgusting.
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>>715215209
Yea but you're a gay guy, i remember there being a girl who fucked tons of fat kids in school and then complained because none of them had small dicks.
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>>715215135
Bahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahaa. Oh man. Thanks for that. I haven't had a good chuckle in a while.
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>>715215323
Not a guy
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>>715215493
Prove it.
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>>715203473
>5.5in
>hurt her cervix

stop fisting her then anon
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>>715204167
This, gained 2 inches when I lost weight before I went to college. I was already 6'2 but I weighed about 225, and i got down to about 180. Roommate had a penchant for saying weird shit when he was drunk and said he'd never seen dick as big as mine when I was changing to a bunch of girls. Freshman year was lit lmao
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>>715204167
pretty much

went from 170 lbs to 360

dick size went from 6 inches to 3.5

not cool
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>>715214782
...inactive
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>>715204167
I'm 5'6 and 165 pounds i'm getting chubby and kinda have a fupa how much weight do i need to lose to make it show more?
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>>715203169
Yep, I was 6" maybe 6.5" as a teenager, and that seemed to do it pretty well. Over 7" by my mid 20s, and it started to hurt some women-- my ex could never take a good pounding at all, and for some stupid ass reason didn't like oral, so making her cum was harder than with most. But some really do like their cervix smacked around a bit, and I gotta say, that's a lot of fun.

TL;DR: Size and pleasure are relative to the needs of the woman. Find a woman who likes your size.
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>>715212655
Story time

Also, aren't you guys afraid of having sex with strangers unprotected? This girl sucked me off in a frat house and i've been extremely paranoid about it. I didn't really know who she was. I haven't had any symptoms or anything and i'm sure i'm fine. It's just this anxiety is debilitating and I see it impeding on my sex life in the future. It's like i'm a hypocondriac but with STDs.
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My pussy is small. Your dick is big! Do you like sex?

> http://utn.pl/IGglU <
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>>715215493
Nice try.
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>>715205123
>Every banged a girl who had her cervix removed?
You don't understand anatomy do you?

Unless you have a hysterectomy fetish
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>>715204417

Hey man, long time no kik. We teamed up to get sloots before.
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>>715202398
If you are at least 5" with 5" girth you're fine; yes there are size queens out there, but who cares.

Find a girl who fits you.


A lot of girls say they can take a big cock, till one is tearing up their pussy and they are begging you to stop.

Bitches 'aint nothin' but hoes and tricks.
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>>715202398
Im like 5.5 and never had a problem with casual sex and i have a 10/10 gf.

Stop being an insecure little faggot you literally sound like every 120lb woman who only eats carrots and spinach because she thinks shes a fat cow.

Girls care during locker room talk when it gets down to it they really fucking dont.

Jesus you kids make me sick.
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Can I satisfy anything /b/?
Virging here.
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http://www.livescience.com/13820-male-extender-works.html
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>>715216274

Still there jukes?
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>>715216413
you never had prob with her because she simulates and cheats on you or because she never had a bf with a bigger dick
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