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AREA CODE YMYM (you match you meet)
571 / 703
>>715201874
310
911
>>715201997
same boi
Why does Massachusetts have so many area codes. It's insane.
574
>>715202465
>>715202465
what part you live in?
>>715202297
What's your emergency
>>715202494
It does????????
>>715202577
manassas
216
>>715202260
fellow 310, shiiiieeet what area of LA basin
>>715203007
im in burke
>>715203209
palos verdes, you?
>>715203358
fuck just graduated from pvhs last year!
>>715203573
nice man, i graduated in 2014
>>715203702
in a 4 year, chilling out, or something else?
>>715203702
finishing up community college, if youre still in town id assume youre doing the same
409/832/713 Texas fags
>>715203914
hell no I moved out of that tightwad shithole. Santa Monica community and an apartment in east La
970 in the haus!
214/619/972
>>715204023
solid i guess, but pv's not that bad
>>715204023
for now at least, but who doesn't wanna escape LA
907! Where are my heroin addicted Russian bros at!?
732/848
614
>>715204197
if u had someone to give you a car ride to other places maybe. but being trapped on foot, shit it was miles to anything fun other than the theater or beach.
515/319
>>715204373
Cincifag?
202 any DC faggots in the house?
320/701
720/303 you know I'm blazed whaddup
Any 435 faggots out there
360 bhiatchez
Hi. 702.
>>715201874
801/385
>>715204521
I'm up in 970. Can't blaze tho.
>>715204048
same here, which part?
>>715204460
eh close enough, 410
>>715201874
>States with only one area code
>>715204708
different 970fag here, havent smoked weed for 3.5 years, smoked everyday before then pretty much
>>715204900
>states with multiple area codes
>>715204942
I haven't smoked in about 2. I work on aircraft, and am working on getting licensed through the FAA and the dot for aviation maintenance. What part of 970? It's massive brah
>>715203972
Wya fag. Katy area
>>715201874
In other news a overweight man was found blugeoned to death in his home. The local law enforcements only lead is a crumpled fedora and residue amounts of spaghetti
>>715204313
732 here
504
>>715202685
There isnt enough banana in this thread
>>715205263
Got you
843
>>715205145
delta county. i stopped smoking mostly for job reasons, i could smoke now if i wanted to but am going to wait until new years, for no real reason, to smoke again. should be nice, like my 1st time again
>>715201874
650, 831
>>715205366
This is officially a banana thread.
>>715204697
Tired of the mormons yet
352
904 - don't worry I'm not a nigger
603
Thats exactly what a chicken eating nigger would say
916
>>715204900
>>715205076
>states where area code has nothing to do with geographical location
304/ 681 get your shit together
360
415
>>715205502
I could too right now, they do t random me(how funny is that haha). In other news, did you hear about that dumbfuck here in Fort Collins who got creamed by a mafuckin train this morning on mason street?!
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>>715205642
Where in NH are you from? Near the Maine boarder by any chance?
>>715205512
close enough? i'm >>715205794
949
>>715205844
Nope. On VT border
951 but if i meet you and you are a woman were are fucking no matter what.
>>715205851
eh, maybe. where?
>>715205917
Ohhhh are you by chance from Keene? I went to school very close near there.
>>715201874
208
>>715205889
Asl? 949 as well
>>715205967
i'm in SF, near Sea Cliff
> inb4 fancy pants
>>715205969
'Bout an hour away, actually
>>715206045
I might be heading to a school in NH called New England College. Ever heard of it?
919
Lone occupant of the 609 reporting in.
>>715206106
In Henniker? Heard of. Have no experience with.
515
>>715206041
thats fine i guess
956, and I hate this shithole.
>>715206302
m/f?
>>715204373
IA?
>>715206355
>4chan
>expecting to meet a girl to get laid
fok off
>>715205076
heh
>>715206292
>>715204373
match!
808
Live in Mililani on Oahu
905
>>715205974
Look at this, another Idaho fag. Would like to visit you anon, but in in Utah at the moment. Its a big fucking state anyways. Im from Hailey, where are you from.
541 checking in
>>715206511
Eagle
>>715205815
no lol i havent watched news in a couple days
>>715206407
kek
looks like he asked if he was meeting a male or female?
> salty af on 4chin tonight
>>715205714
maaaaan we mine ur coal shieeeet
>>715205213
504
>>715205685
wya? mapped is completely fucked. I'm 707.
>>715206635
oh shit i meant to say 304. move from New Orleans to WVa last may. hows the weather down there?
>>715206626
well we all know why would he WANT to meet a female
and it is pretty dumb to expect to meet one here
im a dude
tree fiddy
>>715205177
732 lesgo
>>715206625
I don't ever watch the news. I saw it on Facebook haha. Apparently some dumbfuck somehow got their car creamed by one of the many trains that pass through the middle of mason street this morning! How fucking crazy is that?! Then again, people here in Fort Collins are FUCKING STUPID.
>>715206776
foggy as shit, had some decent cold weather for about 3 days
>>715205593
352 also, lol
>>715206623
Pretty nice, If I wasn't living in Hailey I would probably be living near there.
>>715206857
nice. nothing cool like that ever happens here. lots of deer get creamed, no ppl though
>>715206877
real winter weather eh? like 50 degrees lol??? its funny tho cuz even though the temperature is mild, cuz its humid it feels a lot colder.
217
Why not, 206
>>715204523
yes, you still here?
>>715206935
Ocala here, you?
>>715207435
Right fucking here nigga, where you at
>>715207098
That happens up by where I live, and it on highway 14 in between i25 and 85 in ault, which is my route to Greeley/weld county airport for work. I see between 20 and 50 deer that get creamed out there per year. I wonder if anyone has ever gotten creamed by a train on the Union Pacific line out in Greeley. I know about someone that was walking on the same line that goes through Fort Collins, up in Wellington. And up there the trains are going in between 50 and 60 miles an hour, and they got creamed by a train. Fuckin probly didn't even feel it either
>>715206963
Actually I'd like to live somewhere more north like around McCall or Yellow pine.
>>715202260
310/424 here
>>715207440
Haha Ocala also, boring as fuck in this town right? lol
865 will meet in front of staples.
Does (866) count as universal? Because I can't find it.
>>715205935
Fuck you faggot. We're gonna go and walk around the Mission Inn, look at lights and have fun. Don't be gay.
870
>>715207560
McCall is a nice place. Never been to Yellow Pine though.
>>715207552
only trains around here are hauling coal, used to be 2- per day before obama killed the industry, only a couple per week now. when i was young, probably 8yo, i saw the aftermath of a car that ran into the side of one, could see where their heads went through the wind shield, was very eye opening for me, I always wear a seatbelt
309
>>715207677
Fuck slocala, what hs did you go to anon?
>>715206615
same, what part of this hipster hell you stuck in?
Where are my Texas Fags!?
832/713/281
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>>715208001
I do too. I got in a wreck once where if I wasn't wearing a seat belt i wouldn't be sitting here on /b/ right now. I wonder how fucked up that car is that got creamed
801
>>715208031
North Marion aka Cow shit high. LOL you?
>>715208388
I always wear a seatbelt and carry my gun. ya never know what might happen
>>715208001
Like with airplane's, you don't wear a seatbelt in one of those cocksuckers, and it goes down for whatever reason, you're fucked. All they are is aluminum or composite, with acrylic Windows. Also I'm talking about small singles and Twins, not airliners. Coz that's what I work on. There's a wrecked airplane recovery company at the airport too, and I've seen some of the fucked up rekt airplane's they bring back for the FAA to come and do investigations on, and some of them I'm amazed the pilots come out of alive. And most of the time it's because of the seat belts in there
>>715207994
lot of mountains and mines there, that's mostly why I like it. By the way I'm assuming that it is a bad idea to trade Skype names here.
>>715208693
I don't have a gun to carry. I carry my knife everywhere tho!
>>715204112
Damn, I'm 618 lol
>>715208790
Probably, sounds like a chill place though. Sounds like my home town. Anyways anon, Im going to sleep. Nice talking to you, always fun to see another Idaho fag on this site.
>>715208781
yeah crashing pretty much any vehicle can be deadly, even if it doesnt seem like a bad wreck.
>>715208857
why the fuck not?
>>715209009
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa okay goodnight
>>715204112
so which one? youre putting out three different area codes. im 619
>>715205596
Ayyyyyyyy lmao A/S/L ?
>>715207529
Up in Cache Valley, yoself?
>>715208500
Haha I went to Ganguard, class of '14
>>715201874
i am awake.
>>715209073
Poor fag can't afford handgun. I have an sks. Hard to carry that around
>>715209032
Agreed
>>715210118
could under a trenchcoat
>>715210308
Fact. Until my body becomes 2 times as sore as it already is on a daily
>>715204112
Yea Boi, same here.
>>715209343
Some places have more than one area code due to the fact that they are so large. Amongst my local friends I have all three of these in my contacts list.
>>715209487
Not original guy, but I did not expect to find my code here
>>715206776
I'm 304. what part are you in?
672
>>715210066
haha swag, class of '09 here, life goes by quick after high school. Im such an old fag now lol
>>715210947
where from?
>>715206242
Ex-609er checking in. Moved a few years ago out of country
>>715206508
905 represent! Where in the gta are you?
631/516/347
>>715207146
UIUC?
>>715201874
732 rollin
>>715211691
Hyrum. You?
>>715206635
504 too
hmmmm what area
520
>>715211939
>>715209487
Dont tell anyone we just pretend the mormons suck just to keep the niggers and poor people out
>>715206766
I'm in the 707 as well!!
>>715204881
410/443 here.
Looks like we gotta fuck, Anon.
903
805
>>715212266
dubdubs checkd
>>715212287
City? Gender? Age?
I'm in the Napa area. 21/M
>>715212287
>>715213141
SF checking in
>>715207914
lol
>>715210066
Age and gender? 25 male here
>>715201874
503
>>715213346
> hurr durr voodoo donuts and ground kontrol
sup, 26f in pdx
>>715206843
A bit out of the area, 631
>>715212944
and yours /b/rother
>>715213498
36m, NE. What part of Portland?
>>715205596
>male
>also white
>st. johns town center
where you at?
>>715201874
615
Nashville
>>715201874
on my phone or where I live?
>>715209372
not original 904bro, but also 904
>old as fuck
>male
>st. john's town center
you?
>>715213498
503 here and I know the rules....do you?
>>715213795
pearl district, more or less
>>715204112
760/619
>>715213193
Age/gender?
>>715214178
late 20s male
> mfw when someonthing things i'm female. there are no women from the Bay are on 4chan
Longdong Ontarifag, 519
>>715214967
Shitty
>>715201874
415
>>715214062
Going to school or something?
Bump for boredom sake
614. need good bud.
any 505 fags?
>>715206615
>>715208059
541 here as well. Bend with zero friends because everyone here is a hipster normie cunt. kill me please.
>>715204112
Damn, 214/817 FTW
951 kik rufio92
>>715216614
I used to live in 505 b4 when it was the entire state
256 here, twat pockets
253
>>715213851
Ay Hermitage, 615 represent tho
575 what up tho?
812
>>715205177
Woodbridge here you?
>>715206843
woodbridge you?
>>715204521
Ahhh shit, I'm up north of Brighton
323/213
>>715217052
New gunswick (swear im not black)
>>715217052
We should go to the mall on friday and laugh at the emo fags
>>715207390
What up Seattle
>>715216814
256 yo
>>715218104
Noice, just gonna assume you're a guy because /b
>>715218042
Not sure I'm in Arizona right now on vacation
>>715218323
True. You in the northwest
>>715218394
In Hanceville, so I'd say northern central? If that makes any sense
>>715218899
Like more than 1.5hr away
>>715219068
Damn that's a long ass drive
>>715201874
803 here
>>715212550
Santa Maria here
Dubs checkum
2615
>>715219666
Well we know hells area code now
>>715205593
352 as well
>>715206935
352 as well
617/508 here
>>715219825
Niceeee asl? Im in the 352 as well
909 ^w^
>>715217630
wow we are close you going to rutgers or something? A/s?
>>715201874
Any 901s?
>>715205642
I'm 603. VT/MA border.
925 here chillin till I pass out.
405 cuz fuck it.
>20
>Lake area
>>715220600
Used to. 26/m
775?
775 anyone?
>>715220445
Waasup :3 Ontario 909
>>715221545
ohshit, hivemind. Which city?
Yo where my 217s at?
>>715221596
Haha hiiii XD
>>715221688
Reno, you?
>>715221713
M 18 ;-; so meet up or no? Im a little cold
>>715221849
Lol same age but f. IDK xd
I work later today
>>715221839
Reno nigga. Straight outta Stead. You a Sparksfag?
>>715221962
Work in Sparks, but live in downtown
865
>>715221997
In one of the bars or like a cafe? How's working downtown?
>>715221935
I just have to go to college today
>>715221935
in b4 rape and tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>715221997
>>715222055
I'm sorry I'm retarded at 4am. How is living downtown? Also good or bad side of 4th tracks?
>>715222055
Casino on graveyard, it's all right. Taking break and replying, give me something to contact you, maybe?
>>715222124
I can show you my dick instead >/////< it's very small but cute
>>715222166
Was smoking cigarettes at 18 next day i realize i have to wait 3 years to smoke again
>>715201874
585 standing by. YEAH HIGH HOMICIDE RATES!
909 socially crippled college fag reporting in
>>715222306
ha gayyyyyy which college?
>>715222351
Chaffey cc because I'm poor :^)
>>715222166
I have a fake email. One sec, too many assholes I know browse here and would recognize it in an instant. Ill make a pastebin
>>715222379
Oh lol. I go to cal poly
>>715222228
Sucks, I smoke myself. Nice chatting with ya, adios
>>715222460
4 exs of mine go there. Overrated campus. But i like the koi fish in the ponds there :^)
702
>>715204294
Aye i hear they got the good spice up at beans cafe and the best titties at bush company
>>715222451
Understand - I'll just tell you mine anyway. cherry.vanilla90 @ yahoo
>>715222519
Lol I basically don't talk to anyone there who didn't go to my highschool cuz "social anxiety" haha :^3
>>715222620
I just stutter a but when i talk to new people. What highschool? Chaffey hs fag here
>>715222594
cool, I sent an email from cock.li (it's a real thing I swear)
>>715222700
Lol I went to a Hs in LA tho
918 Owasso here
>>715222896
Lmao :^)
>>715222930
Kek. Man 405. Fuck OK
>>715222124
Lol you didn't say whose boobs 0-0
When it wouldn't let me send pic cuz imma stupid fag
Originally from 707.
Now I'm in 210.
25/M
>>715222979
basically. Haha
>>715202494
781?
>>715208006
ISU fag?
>>715208213
Fuck off, Faggot. Too big.
708/219
>>715205593
Yo yo 352 here
352 groveland/tav
603!
>>715222982
It's honestly not too bad if you stay away from niggers and spics
407
530
>>715205794
Hey. I'm Bi. What are you into? SF4Ever :')
>>715222306
Rochester?
>>715222231
Rochester?
>>715209343
619 mang
>>715223915
Well. Unless youre in the metro. Then you gotta make friends or get shot. Hell Im a gringo with red hair but my Mexican neighbors tolerate me. Probs because Im the only legal on the block. But regardless. Dull as fuck.
>>715206329
>956
The asshole of Texas.
Cultural wasteland of 606 reporting.
