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Alright /b/

you wake up as a soldier on the front lines in WW2

last digit decides who you're fighting for

0.Poland
1.The United States of America
2.Russia
3.France
4.Britain
5.Finland
6.Germany
7.Japan
8.Italy
9.Canada

Even dubs get sent to a russian gulag
Odd dubs get sent to Auschwitz

Trips is one of the pilots that drops nukes on Japan

Quads is Hitler
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Check em
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roll
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>>715201465
Roll
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please god
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>>715201567
Reroll
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Hole
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rolly polio
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>>715201616

THANK YOU
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i strap hamsteres to my cock and slam it against the wall
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Roll
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merica
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>>715201465

(( )====D
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Well, shit.
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>>715201683
Re oll
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>>715201648
reroll
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Rolling
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>>715201465
I'm ready
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Let's go for the Eastern front so I can die quicker.
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>>715201766
ready to get gassed, jew
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>>715201723
I'm defecting.
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which country was removed?
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>>715201465
roll
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>>715201465
must drop the nuke to end this nonsense
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Rollin!
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>>715201465
?
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roll
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Nazi.
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>>715201465
Roll
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soup
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roll
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>>715201748
Noooo! Not Italy! The most coward country in both WW
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>>715201729
Fuckin Sweden it is

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE
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>>715201936
Let's play soccer on Christmas. I'll share some whiskey and chocolate.
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>>715201465
NOT Germany
>bin Deutscher
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>>715202000
So whens that payload coming?
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>>715202000
Dropin nukes on Japan, bruh
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>>715202063
Sieg!
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>>715202000
You're frying up some Japs is what
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>>715201465
has Canada but not Australia

what did the canuk ever do in ww2?
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aaa
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>>715202065
Soon.
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>>715201465
SHALOME?!
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>>715202000
can I be lucky number two?
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>>715202150
That would be me. Internment camps are kind of my thing.
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hitler get
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>>715202100

equal or even dubs?
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>>715201465
com'on hitler
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>>715202293
fuckin france! damit
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No 'Straya? Fuck off mate.
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>>715201822
Ha>>715201822

Ha, you can follow right behind him. Drecksjude.
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>>715202065
The Ikea shelves you ordered shipped this afternoon.
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Sieg hiel!
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Rollin' for English.
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>>715201465
Roal
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Oh boy I just got conscripted, where am I going off to Paw?
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>>715201465
Roll
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>>715201811

Gulag for you, defector.
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Make me ober ples
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>>715202330
Just wave your pretty white flag and have a seat.
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lets roll
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K roll. Wanna nuke pearl harbor as Japan, fuck amerika!
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Roll
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>>715201465
rollan
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>>715202600
Now I'm sent to Auschwitz. I'm sorry amerika
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Norway is penta
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roll
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Die Fahne hoch ...
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Rollin
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Roll'em
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>>715202662
Damn right you are. A for effort.
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>>715202745
Die Reihen fest geschlossen ...
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rollio
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>>715201465
ok
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USSR FTW!
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Heil roller
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rollerino for amerikino
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>>715202867
nvm, Im a fucking jap
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Yo send me to Auschwitz. at least there I can get free showers.
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>>715202000
The Enola Gay. Named for a similar effect as when you name yourself Your Mom in an arena shooter.

You just got <nuke icon> by Enola Gay.

I'll take this job.
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>>715201465
Rolling
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>>715201465
RREEEEEEEEE
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For the motherland
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>>715203011
Fuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!
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Rolling for Northern European master race
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>>715201628
Kek
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Roll for Hitler.
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>>715203054
>>715203011
Ha faggot
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Rollin
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Cmon roll Germany
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roids
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Ltd fight for der führer
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>>715201465
Lets try
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>>715201465
Rolling
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>>715202797
SA marschiert ...
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>>715201465
COMMON YOU SONS OF BITCHES! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?
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>>715203178
affanculo stronzetto
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Roll
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Rollio polio
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>>715201465

Jew here. Rollin.
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CHECK EM
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>>715203330
WE ARE GOING IN WITH THE FIRST WAVE
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>>715201465
CHeck
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>>715203405
Trying again
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Roll'
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>>715203330

So close, mein Führer.
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>>715201465
roll
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>>715201465
Italy get so I can stop fighting early and live my life!
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>>715203457
I GOT YOU COVERED JAPAN, POLAND IS GOING TO FUCK UP THESE GODDAMN COMMIES
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>>715203399
Another one for the trains ...
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quads
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>>715203555
welp
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>>715203544

Well, shit.
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>>715203555
check em
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>>715201465
Ich Rolle!
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Rollllin
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7 get
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Rollerino
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>>715203605
I'M DOING MY PART
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fucking roll this shit
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>>715201465
Rell
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>>715203712
fug dat
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ROLL
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>>715201465
roooooooooll
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>>715203682
OK... for mother russia!
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>>715201465
Here i go!
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Meep meep
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roll
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>>715201465
Rollannnn
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>>715203947
Gunna be a kamikaze i guess.
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>>715201465
heil hitler!
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>>715203727
ALL RIGHT, THEY'RE ON OUR LEFT, THEY'RE ON OUR RIGHT, THEY'RE IN FRONT OF US, THEY'RE BEHIND US... THEY CAN'T GET AWAY THIS TIME!
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rollin
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6 get
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>>715204022
Have fun in the gulag
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>>715204022
worst dubs ever!
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>>715204045
BUUUGS
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roll
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Roll
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>>715201465
Rolling fur Hitla
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>>715201465
Rollin'
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>>715204096
Yisssssss
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>>715204188

nice 88's
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rollin
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meine ehre heißt treue
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>>715204022
well, prepare to be starved and worked to death

you will be remembered brother
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Roll
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Roll
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Rolleroni
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Sergeant Kitty reporting for doodie.
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>>715204255
Fuck me, not only I'm going to be on a concentration camp, I'm also going to be surrounded by jews. Worst dubs ever.
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Roll
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Rollin for the greatest country in the u.s.a
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>>715204140
I AM THE ONLY ONE OF OUR UNIT THAT MADE IT OUT ALIVE, GOD BLESS POLAND, THEY ARE ABOUT TO BLIND FOLD ME AND TIE ME TO A STAKE AND SHOOT ME
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>>715201465
Ok
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>>715201465

here we go
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corpse party
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>>715201465
lets see what fate brings me...
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>>715204488
nope.
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>>715201465
Russian gulag here I come!!
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>>715204465
So kitty goes on a ski trip and gets rkt by Ruskies?

Fuck it at least I can shred some powder.
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And the fuhrer is nowhere to be seen
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Rollin in
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>>715201465
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh mama
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>>715204879
great im a fucking leaf
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>>715204866
Fuck...
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egg roll
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>>715204495
gg anon. gg
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i wanna be a bitch for france
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>>715201465
roll
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>>715204916
fuck u we actually contributed to this war.

Meanwhile Amerifats were busy playing battleships in the Atlantic with the chinks.
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>>715201465
Nazi, burgers, or commies
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>>715205174
At least im not a nigger
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>>715205135
angery leaf

very angery leaf jealous of superior US naval power

hm yes

>when americans contribute more than your country because of their larger population and overpowering industrial might and you get mad about them helping you for some reason
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Vive la France!
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victory
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>>715205079
You got it
also rolllin
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>>715205353
ha, no
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True north strong and free
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rooll
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>>715201465

Fuck yeah
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>>715201465
roll
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Rolling
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>>715201465

roll
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Rolling
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>>715201465
Hitler
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Rolling for Hitler
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rollin
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Testing fate. Give me that 6
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>>715201465
Rolling
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>>715205316
Tell me when did you join the war effort? When did you start putting men on the line to defend the free world?
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woooooo
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>>715206778
so close
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>>715201837
Turkey
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Rollllll
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>>715201465
Check please!
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Rolling
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>>715206769
hmmmm

>still angery

I really dont see why your getting so butthurt about this

Its not exactly like Canada COULD do that much even if they wanted to

its not exactly like canada ever was the industrial/military center of the world

and besides its not like its a competition to jump into the war first. The US played it safe.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

how will leaf respond
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Swaggy
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Heil me
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roll
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Allahu Akbar for Jesus!
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>>715201465
roll
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Roll
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rll
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Rolll
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>>715201465
Poland!
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Dlek
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>>715207020
The fact of the matter is that Canada provided a huge amount of vehicles and supplies to allies. No small contribution. We both did lots anon I just dont like when americans discount us especially in WW2
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Rolling for great
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rolling
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check please
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Roll
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Cmoon
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>>715207689
canada didn't even do anything in the war i guess im just chillin
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7777 HITLER QUADS
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rolling roll
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>>715201465
Whatever the case, I'm running away and investing in the stock markets.
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>>715201465
nazi or commi
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For the ____land
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A stickler for Hitler
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das geroll
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>>715201465

rolling!
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>>715208099
auf wiedersehen, jude
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>>715208099
welcome to Auschwitz, please have a bath
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Rollerino
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Rolling!
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roll
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mein mutter ist ein sehr fetten schwanz
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>>715208248
Fuck
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Roll
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6 get
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Roll
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niggers
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>>715208559
Reroll, I'd rather either option for dubs than be Canadian
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>>715207652
nobody is discounting the land of leaves - their (or your, I guess) contribution is not something to be ignored. But the fact of the matter is while you did do all you could to contribute, and made a valiant effort to fight back against the nazis (and effort that paid off, I might add), it was nowhere near as big as the Greats. And while America was not the superpower it was later at that time, it still certainly swayed the war massivley into the hands of the allies, and besides, we basically fought the entire war in the pacific (no, not the entire war [BASICALLY]).

I respect you leaf man
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ok
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>>715201465
lets go
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>>715201465
Check it
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Get rekt
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FUCK POLAND
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Allah wills it
>>715208888
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My ding-a-ling will rule Germany, Heil!
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shit
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>>715208663
fuck, france!
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>>715201465
Hitler did nothing wrong.
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soldier sent to Auschwitz?
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rooool
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>>715201465
Rolling
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plz let me die
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>>715201465
Roll
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Roll
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>>715201465
Gimme hitler pls
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roll
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Rollin
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Ship me off
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Y not
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>>715202330
France didn't surrender, the government did. Join the resistance!
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Fur das Axis!
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roll
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Roll
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>>715201465
Toast !
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I will rise again
>>715209999
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roll
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look at these quads
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fuck.
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>>715201465
Rollolololololol
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rollin
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>>715202000
Nagasaki or Hiroshima?
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>>715201465
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usa sua asu
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Sieg heil
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rollinj
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Rollin
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rollerino
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Calling upon Simo Hayha for trips
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>>715201465
Rollerball
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>>715210396
Fuck yes
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Rollin' for war.
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Roll
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fuck, only 2 off
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Oh lord.
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>>715201465
Swag
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>>715201465
rollin on the battlefield
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>>715201465
roll
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reroll
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>>715210496
Fucking Kraut!
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Roll
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Auschwittz it is
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RIP in peace
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>>715201465
Reeling
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Hail hitler
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>>715201465
rawl
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USA!
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Quads 4 hitler
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By fighting for France you mean we surrender?
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Rolling Rolling Rolling
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rolling for quads
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reroll
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rerolling for even dubs
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Roll
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> rollin in hopes I'm not a Yankee!
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>>715211147
Cooooooooool
I nuke my own people
Brutal
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ROLLLFUCK
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>can you give me a link to the update page?

https://pomf.pyonpyon.moe/yjtqyw.htm
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rolling for fartherland
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>>715211997
BONZAI
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Come on quads
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