Hey guys! Lolichan here!
Taking a few voice requests
before going to bed! Ask away!
>>715189726
You are cute!
>>715189726
tits or gtfo
>>715189944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rMqktANrNc
>>715189726
all of a sudden its 2008 again
>>715190045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LbEUp2O5iT
>>715190447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zmRJsRgxqy
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=73
>>715190915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wgq3D5SDfK
Heil Hitler
Arhum, just pull the trigger we lolis are waiting on the other side.
>>715191228
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wcZgJDnIKy
LISTEN YOU RIGHTEOUS NIGGER
>>715191316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7usECdp4N
>>715191530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tzQrs2cz1J
>>715189726
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
Sig heil! To the fuhur
"Good morning cutie pie"
*giggle
uh oh! you friccin doofus. you just got banae naed!
>>715189726
the cavalry's here
We shouldn't have stopped at Nagasaki
>>715191770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xuIdaT9u0w
>>715189726
I’d just like to interject for moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
>>715191791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BWwLwCDjKV
>>715191793
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L9wz6ozkYa
Anon, I wanna be with you forever. Then we can get married and you can put a baby inside of me.
>>715191891
(Not a request)
Thanks, this really made my day.
No, onii-chan, it hurts! Ouch! Please stop!
>>715191830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IPmAZM3Jc7
>>715192081
WEAKKKK AS FUCKKKKK, what a little pussy.
Oh Josh that feels so good
He smiled a little as one who feels his position to be impregnable and rather enjoys the prospect of countering a useless attack.
>>715191881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LZTsvW84tE
Boop!
>>715191883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1puER2ekUUe
CHING CHONG WRING WRONG!
>>715189726
The NSA is watching YOU fap!
You got games on yo phone?
>>715191927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RcV6pAQiEG
>>715192081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EulIoIBTHu
Reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>715189726
"Viva México!"
Please :)
>>715192137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mFU7GI9FH1
If you pick Hanzo again I'll jump through your monitor and skull fuck your dad.
>>715189726
lolichan, say
dammit berserker, can you not make me do this right now?
Imma need about tree fiddy
BWEEEEEEEE
>>715192642
I came, thank you
(not a request!)
>>715192214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rpCJTMvzLh
>>715192642
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mFU7GI9FH1
fuck ... good job on this one.
"X gonna give it to ya
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own
X gonna deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel"
>>715189726
"It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh. I was called here by HYOOOMENS, who wish to pay me tribute."
"Perhaps the same could be said about all religions."
"WHAT IS A MAN? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...HAVE AT YOU!"
>>715192581
Fuck off
>>715192221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uDF61oSJrP
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
you make me happy, when skys are grey ~
OP is a faggot!
>>715189726
"El Ayan es puto"
This. It's for a friend
DO IT, just DO IT! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Just… do it!
that was really edgy
>>715192275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MceOESH4ae
>>715189726
My very own one of a kind, carbon fiber, torque rod, snappy flex, tip to tail, rail to rail, wooden core, two-directional, snowboard!
>>715192353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TtvUzJ6whM
>>715192868
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uDF61oSJrP
That was very good. Better than the audio book. It was a line written by Isaac Asimov.
>>715189726
Please say
"Jason I want you to suck on my little toes and sniff my feet"
Also any other foot fetish shit with my name
>>715192429
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A4rU9zaJsi
Balkans are fucking idiots
Oneechan, I saw this video of two girls kissing and hugging while naked. I want to play like that with you. Pretty please?
strip me naked and grab my hair while you fuck me raw you miserable faggot
I like turtles
oi cunt are you fucking wimbo wombo??
I'm gonna reach for the stars. Although they look pretty far. I'm gonna find my own way, and take a chance on today!
>extra points if you can sing it like the song
>>715192445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TA1IEM4CqP
>>715189726
"Those are brave men," he told Ser Balon in admiration. "Let's go kill them."
>>715189726
I really.. REALLY want to suck your cock and swallow your cock milk
>>715193128
THIS
What a piece of work is Man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither.
I am trying to play game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass
I really REALLY like this image
Ka-chow!
>>715189726
Nyanners v2? You know you'll regret it in the future.
>>715192613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s032ZVcoiwrs
the nigger stood in the door way, ready to pounce on the privileged white folk.
A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.
>>715192688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00xdSJTZJuZ
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.
>>715192713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m0Xjz4zbVl
>>715192721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mQDCZYH48K
>>715193369
This
>>715193099
Dubs please do this
>>715193369
Kek do it op
>>715193622
tfw dub dubs
check em boi!!
Can you say,
"Good luck on your test Markie!"
>>715193622
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mQDCZYH48K
>>>
> Anonymous 12/14/16(Wed)00:27:30 No.715193615 ▶
>>>715193369
>This
>>>
> Anonymous 12/14/16(Wed)00:27:34 No.715193622 ▶
>>>715193099
>Dubs please do this
dub dubs. Let the man have his peace.
Mmm, this feels good.
>>715193696
The fuck did I do here?
>>715193369
that shity meme on fucking youtube
Freeze! Don't move!
>>715193622
Trip dubs??? Is it possible?
Isn't it funny? You know when I came here 17 years ago, and I said I wanted to lead a campaign to get Britain to get out of the European Union, you all laughed at me. Well I have to say, you aren't laughing now are you?
I saw you playing with big sister this morning, she sounded like she was having so much fun, why don't you play games like that with me? It looks like a game I would really enjoy....
>>715192847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wQImf5rw9l
>>715193764
Fuck off I want to hear it
WHERE IS BWEEE NIGGA?!?!?!
>>715189726
mmmmmhhh uhh *more moaning* don't stop doing that with your tongue.. I'm almost there
>>715192877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dDlUVQtu61
>>715189726
There was only one Loli-chan, and you aren't her
>>715192906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gHsK2mA2WM
>>715189726
thanks for the reply on the berserker one,
lolll loli do this! <3
please stop it Jay , im only 13 years old! im calling the police!
So I see you're running gnome.
I personally use KDE myself.
>>715194128
Tyrell Wellick
SONO CHI NO SADAME!
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!
>>715192944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V7vzuTfHXh
Sing "We are Number One" with this instrumental:
https://youtu.be/Q2a5Lhl42r4
>>715194394
This must happen
Mach mir ein Kind
>>715194394
DO IT BOI
hayden is a big gay furry nigger
>>715189726
i want to sniff dolores pantsu
I am the bone of my posts
Steel is my computer and fire is my keyboard
I have confirmed over a thousand memes
Unknown to 4chan, nor known to Know Your Meme
Have withstood pain to create many posts
Yet those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray--
UNLIMITED MEME WORKS!
go sleep honey, is too late
please insert a can of copenhagen longcut into my tinkle hole. it'd make my prolapsed anus recede
Just moan for like 3 minutes.
I am the bone of my bait
Bait is my body and bait is my blood
I have created over a thousand baits
Unknown to Death, nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many baits
Yet, those baits will never hold anything
So as I pray,
Unlimited bait works
I don't have hair and I'm depressed
Nebz did what he had to do to pursue what he loves doing. He had to choose between the sustainable future with a family and kids or Vegas. I mean why the fuck should anybody shed a single fuck about any of you. B-b-but he dogged the boys!!?? Get the fuck out of here. We're not a fucking squad, you're a disorganized mob of edgy rejects at best. All of you just hang off of Tristans every word, ready to suck his dick at a moments notice with no original thought of your own. You're all just so cancer and willing to personal army some fuck who's clearly USING YOU for their own personal gain. Botnet fucking nerds, ready to spread your legs for some dude who doesn't; like you.This used to be about saying fuck you to cancer, so with every grain of salt in my body, fuck all of you cancerous zombie spergs. Nebz 2k16, come find me dogs you will never find me.
deliver for divine intervention god
I love reading tokyo ghoul, my favorite manga
>>715194712
this buy trying again for dubs
/thread
still didnt get fucking bweeeeeeeeeeeee
>>715189726
I'm your personal fuck toy master, choke me harder!
>>715195298
The thread died because of the same thing that kills every thread; edgelords spouting memes because they have no self-control and can't avoid dropping their spaghetti.
>>715194779
if you could add some moaning at the end i wouldn't mind that for dramatic effect
>>715189726
Please read the text on this pic, Lolichan
>>715195497
She's gone buddy
Way to go with the unreasonably long requests, anons, way to go.
You are loved and you matter.
Say the ride never ends
>tfw newfags are still spam posting requests when OP is obviously fucking gone
>>715195758
Roll.
Been feeling down.
Too bad she's gone.
>>715195758
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o7esZ3MVFN
>>715189726
"Raw me daddy"
If you're still there, sing Smash Mouth karaoke.
oh travis fuck my tight pussy harder *gratuitous moan*
thanks in advance, going on an 11 hour flight and would use this...
>>715193840
Please do this one
>>715196112
Thank you!
>>715196112
Can you please do the feet one ?? You did right up to mine :,(
>>715193099
>>715196275
Please do that one, and this one too. >>715193116
"X gonna give it to ya
Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own
X gonna deliver to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
With the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel"
It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri and the other nearby stars. It will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths, and fewer of our weaknesses. More confident, farseeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness.
goodnight lolichan, thanks again!
Don't you even dare!
Try to sound threatening. :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M0hoD4DS0k
>>715189726
The entirety of Smash Mouth, with music.
all hail the loli-king
Goodnight loli <3
"Be firesmart. Join /pol/'s Safety Squad today."
>>715196485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18GH7T90xG0
>>715197206
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18GH7T90xG0
Lolichans balls dropped
Hey OP, isn't you the one that like 1 or 2 years ago also did it? You had a dog back than, and if I'm not wrong a cat too. Lost you kik contact. By the way, welcome back...
>I request Pokemon opening
>>715197308
Before it was a computer voice. That is my real voice. Good night
Classic Jarrod! Mario Mario is my name, arresting jap teenagers is my game!
Pizzaspaghetti. Plz
>>715197206
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18GH7T90xG0
Can you say this?
"El Ayan es puto"
>>715192782
Dope
Thanks!
>>715197592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ipYCKJgP8w
>>715197928
Thanks dude!
Dude can you say? "Michael es una loca".
>>715198280
why
Say:
Punk is not dead.
>>715198280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ewRVVSbquB
>>715198608
Cool!
Thanks!
My friend at school showed me a video of two girls hugging naked and kissing, and it looked like fun. I want to play the hugging game with oneechan too! Pretty please?
Sing All Star.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HE5oavmQ7N
>>715198608
Hold up. Have you done vocaroos before? You sound really familiar
It's not like i like you or anything Onii-chan B-B-BAKA!
plsu
>>715199574
No, never.
I don't have a request but I'll say you have a great voice and it was nice of you to do this. I enjoyed the thread. Have a good night
>>715199037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A6uRyAgPt9
>>715189726
Can you say "you are listening to dj frost, keep it frosty" I'll use it when next time I dj
>>715200154
fuck off
>>715200154
Thanks anon, I can't stop laughing. I was expecting lolichan, but that was good too.
"daddy! fuck my little girl pussy. i'll be a good girl and do whatever daddy says"
please
>>715200280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vYq5LAD2Lc
I'm a barbie girl, in my barbie world. Wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic. Come on barbie let's go party!
please insert a can of copenhagen longcut into my tinkle hole. it'd make my prolapsed anus recede
You guys are all fucking weird. Love you though
Anon-chan why do you do this to me? *sigh*
>>715189726
"Cum inside me, daddy"
"Daddy, put a little sister in me"
>>715200981
Awesome thanks man :)
>>715200847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sKaIt14WoZ
>>715201250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CIZ7R8EtpA
"Onii-chan daisuki"
Say it pls
>>715202026
Fuck me that got me good
>>715202291
Kek. Thanks anon, needed that faggotry
I will fuck a nigger till a nigger gets triggered . Say it vocaroo male dude
>>715202348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OVCWRPwSpe
>>715189726
I'm not gay but $20 is $20
>>715202348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ADPEmXpPew
>>715189726
>Lolichan
nigga that names already taken, fuck off
>>715202733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WfNbP8OjFT
>>715189726
OP is a faggot
>>715202519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yb9NwWxUWh
>>715192429
>Imma need about tree fiddy.
Got damned Loch Ness Monster!
>>715191074
oh no
>>715189726
Riding through the hood with my Smith & Wessen. The screams intensify while the black lives lessen.
>>715203324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZV0aeoFtGm
>>715189726
ALLUH AKBAR
>>715203733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IDoS0jxbNa
>>715189726
Russia hacked the Oakland fire
>I double dog dare someone to read this:
Lacking the ACTN3 protein does not seem to have any harmful health effects, but there does seem to be an effect on sports performance. Several studies have found that Olympic-level power athletes always have at least one working copy of the ACTN3 gene. After studying hundreds of athletes, scientists came to the conclusion that it is probably impossible for someone who lacks the ACTN3 protein to reach the top levels of performance in power sports.
They were soon proven wrong. While looking for other genes that might determine athletic ability, a Spanish scientist hit upon an exception to the rule: a champion long jumper who has two non-working copies of ACTN3.
The long jumper has a history of great achievement. He competed at the international level at the age of 16, and went on to compete in several European and World championships. He has also participated in two Olympic games.
The fact that this long jumper is the first and so far only Olympic power athlete to be found who lacks the "gene for speed" is evidence for how important this gene is in determining this type of athletic ability. But his success is a testament to the fact that genes are not destiny.
>>715204947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bxi3j3viK6
>>715204319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G2xfdLA5IL
someone raises the pitch of their voice, and everyone thinks it's real.
>>715206747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WIhie9BK9d
Oh Brian, that feels so good. Fuck me harder~ OuO
>>715207557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mPw5ahB8Xe
