i am drunk. entertain me i guess
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
i am drunk. entertain me i guess
show pussy
>>715184806
Got me stroking so far.
>>715184806
pee in a glass fem
Lift your tits
go to bed.
Snapme
Lick nipple
>>715184806
>>715184806
Where are you from in the UK?
>>715184806
show...tongue..
>>715184806
puuuuuusssy for the bois
Write spectre deflector on your hand or thigh
>>715185116
mmkay
Sharpie in pooper or gtfo
Write "And I am, whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?"
>>715185432
holy shit those are beautiful.. I'm.. Struck
>>715185432
Write Tam <3 On your tit. I'll be forever grateful.
>>715185432
You know the drill sharpie in pooper
Write Tim on your left tittie.
>>715185504
>>715185432
Tell us how dirty you while fucking yourself
>>715185764
safety first, niggers second.
Put your arms together
>>715185725
ummm...nosharpie
>>715184806
What are you drinking? If dubs, you have to mix it with milk
>>715185804
More titties and how is your night today?
>>715185846
Finger then
>>715185432
Fucking perfection, princess!
>>715184806
Post your feet pls.
>>715185432
Hey good job on the tits
>>715184806
Show us your dick.
>>715185923
okayy
>>715185589
like.. tits are always beautiful if something's holding them up man. by themselves they're just ok
>>715184806
Show vid pls
>>715184806
Could you make a sign for me that says "John Blund owns this"?
It's my 19th birthday, you'd really make my day
>>715185804
Show your pussy whit face please
Get a better camera and better lighting
>>715184806
I can tell you the story of our gender war at my camp when I wa a kid, if you keep posting your tits/pussy and whatnot.
Savvy trade?
How does op want to be entertained?
>>715186057
Write spectre deflector on your hand. It's the only way I can get off
What entertains you? The idea of 25+ people jerking it to you.
>>715185881
Rolling
sharpie in ass or vag
Show the booty?
>>715185432
where you from?
>>715186057
Why do the pics look different?
>>715186057
Nice tits, OP.
>>715186057
Is your name Natasha by any chance?
>>715184806
May I have a fan sign? "Alex [Eliitev123] owns this" ? PLEASEEE
>>715186026
dont be rude dude
>>715186107
fan sign, pl0x
>>715186295
Because you are looking direcly into her headlights.
>>715186373
Hey that's pretty good
show butthole plz
>>715186373
The angle and the shitty camera make your vag look like some eldritch beast lul
>>715186373
he asked for a dick, who's rude now
>>715186373
Mmmm fuck yess! let's see that ass please!
>>715184806
its my birthday today
ths really made my day special thanks
write tits or pussy "wns"
>>715184806
>>715185432
>>715185804
>>715186057
>>715186373
Turn the room light on.
Inb4 new fags blow their load preemptively
>>715185881
rollin as well
What do you drink?
>>715185432
Perfect
>>715186599
im an olfdag blowing my load preemtively, I havn't changed a bit
>>715186373
Wasn't being rude and as requested "please fucker".
>>715186599
Oldfags already blew theirs when they saw a timestamp.
>>715186107
my name is john and its my 19th birthday too
i'm this guy>>715186586
>>715185804
why the fuck do you have my handwriting
>>715186595
roll
>>715186669
Your ok man, just sad you almost rolled quads
>>715186720
Holy shit dude! Happy birthday man, OP you owe us both birthday signs :)
>>715184806
So yeah, obligatory feet, femanon.
>>715186373
Print out a picture with the word meme on it and act like it's a dildo and keep it there until you sober up.
>>715186373
Show us ass already
You're from the UK aren't you?
>>715186373
The perfect way to clear out all the faggot trap lovers. You're doing god's work, OP
>>715186888
them trips
>>715186755
i am you from the future
>>715186597
i can't. sorry
>>715186221
lets have a conversation about our lives because mine currently sucks and i need to be reassured it gets better i guess? ya
>>715184806
Is it possible to get Op's kik or anything else like snapchat
>>715186057
they're nice op. I suggest those pic, ill do the montage after
>>715187046
Draw hearts around your nipples.
Marry me?
>>715186373
Nice rather you should have put I'll entertain all of you can you spread your pussy for us?
>>715187046
why does your life suck?
>>715187046
everyones lives here suck bro
>>715187046
It's not going to get better we all just have to learn to cope with our miserable existence until the sweet release of death.
>>715187046
>i need to be reassured that it gets better
it doesn't.
>>715187046
how does your life sucks? The hardest thing anyone ever has to do is being human. It sucks for everyone, but it sucks even more for the people who don't do/make something of themselves.
>>715187046
lives? ok
>30 years old
>trapped in a dead end semi-abusive relationship
>no escape that wont end to her suiciding
>resigned to life getting steadily worse until something breaks
>live intense fantasy life on internet as a form of escape
how about yours?
>>715187050
yes, make a kik group
>>715186057
Not just ok, they are beautiful.
>>715186888
Check em
>>715187046
Well it's finals week and I am full of stress. But somehow your naked body calms me down. So how do you want me to cheer you up? BTW fantastic body
>>715187243
atleast you got a relationship.
that makes you the top 1% of 4chan
You re so nice OP i love you
>>715187206
THIS
>>715187243
If you don't take risks then you aren't living your life to the fullest. Go do something about your shit life, even if it kills you
>>715187276
Here or just message me and ill give you the link to the group kik name is mysticbuuhan
>>715187243
then leave dumbass
staying in a shitty relationship because she's threatening suicide is fucking retarded
dump her and have her committed, don't be such a beta
>>715187046
You currently have a fuck load of faggot jerkong their boys clits to you. How could life possibly get any better. Wishing for more is just greedy.
>>715186888
fine ill honor the trips
>>715187050
nope. this stays here forever. i get off on remaining an anonymous slut :)
>>715187206
>>715187222
>>715187178
great. thanks
this is my life
>gaming addicted, but can't be arsed to play the wonderfull campains i like
>never had gf
>had lots of friends but everything went to shit, but atleast I still have one good friend
>to lazy for school, but I'm useless without it, if I screw up, I don't know what to do
>got ambition but no motivation
life isn't about trying to escape your problems, it's learning to make peace with them, and do what you can to make things better
>>715187243
WTF? Leave, dumb fuck. Why the fuck would you waste your middle age on some cunt who is so controlling she threatens suicide if you try to make your life better? She's dragging you down with her.
how do I pick up a girl? im an alpha for sure and all the girls are obssesed w me but im not good w talking to them. They all assume im a player because im super hot. HELP
Or ill kill myself
Here's an interesting thought. You're debasing me by showing your private parts and defiling yourself.
>>715187841
if you're alpha as you say, you don't have to talk with them
>>715187782
Please full body/face while standing.
Again, please?
>>715187782
Isn't the wood floor too cold for your bum??
show ass?
>>715187060
oldfag there
>>715187410
I've had a bunch of relationships fam, I'd much prefer any of the others.
>>715187523
not worried about killing myself, I'm worried about her killing herself.
>>715187625
she's not threatening suicide, but I know she would. just honestly has nothing in her life and will easily go over that edge. committing somebody isn't done in my country.
>>715187817
thx for the advice fam, but I've accepted my life and how it's going to go. just here for the tits and conversation
>>715187782
Full body shot.
You're beautiful op, wish I could see your face but I get it. What part of the country are you from?
>>715187782
Fan sign please?
>>715188040
this
>>715187943
No I need a gf, i can easily fuck them but none of them think im capable of having a relationship because Im too alpha,
someone do montage
>>715187841
Not alpha enough to kys apparently. Real alphas know how to get rekt.
>>715187841
good night sweet prince.
>>715187412
thank you! you're far too kind
>>715187243
honestly if this is even real you should just get the fuck out of there mate. partners like that are not worth it at all
>>715188089
You could always get her to hate you, and her dump you
>>715187782
webm or vid masturbating, or spread your pussy
>>715188235
Full body shot?
>>715188235
lets hear why your life sucks, tl'dr it please.
Open mouth
>>715188350
>>715188317
>>715188281
that's disturbing
Sharpie in pooper.
Fucking nice tits btw, OP
(Come on anons, you disappoint me.)
>>715188089
Desensitise yourself, start playing with her feelings but keep giving her "second chances", help the bitch to respect you.
>>715187782
It gets better. I was a complete fuckup for a decade or so.. Life is pretty good now. Worst thing i do now is masturbate to girls on here. That being said, bend over and let me see that sexy ass.
>>715188235
>honestly if this is even real you should just get the fuck out of there mate
I asked you about your life not for a fucking commentary
Hey op here im just a ugly cunt whore who craves attention cuz my daddy raped me. Boohoo cunt nugget gtfo
>>715187792
>everything went to shit
share your story
>>715184806
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
Open mouth tongue out like you're receiving a facial?
>>715188636
It's not really that intressting tbh, just normal drama you know. Highschool friends aren't forever anyway
>>715188235
OP. It's my birthday. Gift me some spread ass, please?
>>715188582
What the fuck
>>715188648
Holy shit kill yourself fag. Shes showing nudes on fucking 4chan no need for you to try and be a knight in shining armor for some slutbag.
>>715188377
tl;dr crippling depression and adhd
>>715188317
fuck dude what the fuck
>>715188331
yes
Sharpie in pooper
>>715188257
>get her to hate you
have tested, also has the endgame of suicide
>>715188491
yeah that's a fun game but her mind is not a normal mind, the usual carrot and stick games dont work as you'd expect on sufficiently fucked-up people
>>715188582
ITS A TRAP
>>715188648
Cringed hard
>>715188826
Spotted the newfag
>>715188833
disgusting whore, Im showing your mother
>>715188833
Damn that's fine, you really don't expect somebody with a body like that to be on /b/..
>>715188673
This
Sharpie in pooper or pussy?
>>715184806
>>>715188377
>tl;dr crippling depression and adhd
>
Bingo. We should start a club. Pussy spread pls
>>715188908
Spotted the nigger faggot
sharpie, in the butthole. Please and thank you .
>>715188833
do what all the girls do who need constant attention and want guys to constantly complement/worship them. go be a cam girl
Love the tan you are beautiful
>>715188582
is it bad that i'm actually searching up the rest of this...
>>715188833
depression caused by what? you're actually good looking and your English isn't broken like have the retards here.
Sharpie in pooper plz
>>715188582
Why would you post this?
>>715189160
This right here, or live stream your naked body hanging.
>>715189177
Yeahhhh looking for it myself.
spread your pussy
>>715188862
In what way? be rude or so?
You gotta get her to hate you, by being a person she doesn't like, become incompatible with eachother you know.
Like she supports hillary, then you support trump. She likes to go bike? You hate biking.
If you just make her hate you, she'll still be in love with the old you. You really gotta make her hate your personality
>>715188833
poor you, cunt. you have nice tits and i am going to say that is about it, i have seen other girls like yourself get by on much less - good luck with the an hero.
>>715189237
Half***
>>715188833
whats the cause of your depression? youre moderately attractive and female. the world basically belongs to you.
>>715188833
Thanks
Hey op everything ive said in here is a joke. :)
>>715187782
my life is not too shabby. i'm just procrastinating. i wouldn't say there is existential hope, but there sure is pragmatic hope. hang in there! do science. play music.
>>715189244
Do dubs win with you OP?
>>715189324
lmao talking on the phone while typing isn't working for me.
>>715187046
You rock.
Not a "need a sharpie in pooper" fag.
You are young yet.Took me until almost 50 to find a good life. Hopefully you get luckier.
>>715189237
>your English isn't broken like have the retards here.
fuck off thot
Spread ass pls
>>715188862
Sorry man, you're being fucking beta.
You see her threats on getting rekt as some kind of super power.
She was here before you.
She would, or will still be after.
You are only procrastinating. Now you are 30, one day you'll be 60. Then what?
Tame her.
Mine even stopped cutting, lol..
>>715189420
Lmoaoaoaoa look op isnt showing you any attention :( maybe your a faggot
Spread your pussy?
>>715189541
You're***
>>715189237
Ofcourse her English is decent, she's from the UK
Can you out your hair or your tits? I find that shit cute.
Also why come to 4chan? Most people (and hikes) prefer reddit or tumblr.m
>>715189541
still not knowing the difference between your and you're....
spread?
Sharpie in pooper or GTFO
>>715188833
God dammit OP, I was going to sleep, but now I'll have to masturbate.
>>715189570
Spotted the dumb nigger.. your smart man here you dropped you're apostlefree ; see it wright over their?
Did you vote for Brexit?
>>715189237
major depressive disorder has neurological substrates; it does not occur just in people who have some explicit episodic cause for sadness.
she's gone folks
Sharpie in pooper you slut
>>715188833
You are so hot, I would sucks your dad's dick, just to get a taste of where you come from.
>>715189707
White guy***
>>715189611
Nice dubs, but your a grammur faggot.
>>715189679
I'm 21 and In the past month I went from fapping 5x a week to 2-3x a week, and my orgasms are shit man
I envy you
>>715189773
go kill yourself faggot
>>715189773
'Cum' would have been funnier. ****
Show face?
>>715185804
I just saw this and lost it. I love you so much.
>>715189830
I fuck your bitch 4 times a day and I can still blow a fat load in her face
>>715189882
I've heard it as 'just to get a taste of the recipe'.
>>715187782
Just for the record, you can still be an anonymous slut even if you continue communication and exchange with certain anons beyond the thread, regardless of the medium, kik, snapchat, whatever.
>what is making a new account
>what is just not telling them anything about who I am
Come on now, op, you're smarter than this. Now what's your new kik that you just made after reading this post? :^)
>>715188833
come cam. will be fun and you'll get a lot of attention
> icanhaz>DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
You are a naughty girl.
Choose your punishment:
1. Write 4CHAN on your body.
2. Shove an ice cube in your vagina.
3. Have sex with an African-American.
I know what you want
>>715189931
I got no bitch,
also,
back to 9gag or reddit with you, off you go
>>715189949
You. Me. Same page.
>>715190037
Bbbbbbbbbingo
>>715190005
nice job STEALING my artwork >>715187212
OP is kill?
>>715188833
>adhd
That explains the finger guns....
Kik op? I'm down to chat. Your hot af btw.
>>715190090
Aces
Eat a duck
>>715190055
oh yea its true shes my bitch. I fucked your mom anon how does it feel anon?
Go kill yourself faggot
>>715189177
any luck?
>>715188833
great body
>>715190217
Quacker***
>>715189715
did i vote for the biggest mistake in UK history since colonizing the world? take a guess mate
>>715189737
nope still here
>>715189883
see: anonymity
>>715189718
thank you!! you get it
>>715189620
yes
>>715190198
Niggerfaggot69 also same as my snapchat if you wanna ;) see you soon bby
>>715190291
Sluts like you should die
>>715190291
>>715190291
I'm confused, is it sarcasm? colonizing the world is a pretty neat idea
>>715190291
You the real mvp, op.
>>715190382
Top kek
4 fingers in pussy?
Wanna see your face yo
>>715190291
>see: anonymity
I like how you casually ignored my post here >>715189971
You know, where I very clearly show you how wrong you are. What are you afraid of, doing what you are doing now but longer and more of it?
>>715190198
Check out this hungry faggot who wants more of you.
Stop being a cunt.
>>715190291
Kik op? I have GAD and depression... I'd be down to chat...
Sharpie in pooper! What's wrong with you, /b? Sharpie in pooper is a requirement. I thought the summerfags were gone
>>715187060
what about shoe on head?
>>715190291
Fingers in pussy pic?
>>715190291
So OP. Netflix and chill or Imax and climax?
>>715190382
try a bit harder newfag
>>715190291
Here's my rarest Travis.
Will you write Jason on your butthole for me?
>>715190291
Why can't we just text or something?
OP, your file names are giving me a good laugh.
Yeah, life is shit. Always is. But the reason we know it's shit is because theres little moments of awesome in between.
Today, you've been a moment if awesome for a few people here. And soon you'll get your moment of awesome too.
Whatcha drinking? Know any good jokes?
show sex toy collection! Put something in ass...show tongue
>>715190475
Get the fuck out you desperate cunt. Go back to ifunny
>>715190291
Sorry to hear you're having a tough time, have you tried any medication or therapy for your depressive disorder? Also, amazing body OP
is anyone saving her pics, they are hot, I'd like to fap to them later, but can't have porn on my pc
>>715190148
>your artwork
Fuck off.
>>715190005
pls leave newfag
Do whatever the fuck you want just keep posting holy shit.
>>715190475
shut the fuck up you retard no one gives a shit about what you have to say
>>715190416
Shes too dumb to realize it was a great idea just like she was too dumband thought brexit was a good idea and now shes proving 4chan that shes just a useless hoe and if she was smart she might realize that the best way to go about this is killing herself
>>715190569
My name is also Jason so seconding this lol
Post pic of something in your pooper. Respect the dubs.
finger in asshole plz?
>>715190618
>>715190659
Beta Cucks detected.
>>715190653
hahahaha
Op pls answer do females really like men with muscles or is it just a meme?
>>715190291
Have you gone through any therapy or forms of treatment for your depressive disorder? Medication maybe? I've heard sometimes depression can be as simple as a chemical inbalance in the brain. Also, amazing body OP
>>715190601
lol faggot
Only request; better picture quality.
>>715190291
being fat is the most unatractive thing there is, isn't it? for a male
>>715190683
You heard the man,OP
>>715190788
Hmmmm desperate queer nigger faggot begging for femanon sluts kik? Yeaaaaaa
Why is /b/ so obsessed with assholes?
>>715190664
Your post is not consistent.
Some assplay or fingering, OP?
>>715190819
OP I hope you read this : The cure is simple : kill yourself you dumb bitch
Rub a dub dub
Let's see some gape
>>715190653
take your cancer back to the draw thread that you fuckers make every hour
>>715190921
They're self-centered.
>>715190922
/b/ is for butthole
>>715190653
>drawfags raiding other thread
pls nooo
>>715190936
She's posting nudes of herself online. Why're you so such a cuck you can't even look at a naked woman without wanting her dead? Are you perhaps, a sandnigger?
>>715190999
nice trips /b/ro
>>715190999
All hail the trips
She's gone
>>715184806
Daddy not giving you enough attention...
>>715190788
faggot.
>>715191079
I don't trust em
>>715191147
Damnit...guess I'm not getting my butthole picture now
op sharpie in pooper pls
>>715191079
Lies
Those trips are lies
>>715190640
ive had therapy but it didnt amount to much :/ i cant stick with things for long and eventually say im feeling better even though i am not
>>715190648
are you twelve?
>>715190426
replies like these are what i come down to /b/ for. you dastardly man, you
>>715190614
i do try. thank you very much. i cant think of any jokes right now, i apologize
>>715191221
Prolly tho
>>715190807
They like selfconfidence
and most men have that with muscles and/or money
>>715187046
Turning 25 in a couple week, I don't think it gets better anon..
>>715191063
She's posting nudes online because shes a worthless attention whore and most guys that know her dont wanna bang her cuz shes a cunt so shes coming here where you beta fucks are gonna praise her just because youre all autistic faggots that cant get laid
OP you should kill yourself or maybe be less of a cunt and maybe some non-beta faggot would actually want to fuck you more than once
>>715190291
>did i vote for the biggest mistake in UK history since colonizing the world
Maybe you wouldn't be so depressed if your were not so blue pilled. In fact, your current state of government causes more wide spread depression for the native white population.
I know many men in England who are not neets on /b/, they are looking for a true British woman. They are ready for real relationships instead of Jewish made hook up culture.
>>715191264
Can you do Jason on your butthole now?
I mean we got Jason's in here and dubs and trips.
That deserves butthole
>>715191264
Nice bod
8/10
Would not bang
>I'm legit gay
>>715191367
Sure what color sharpie? Just jason?
Hey OP you ever post yourself on /b/ before or is this a first for you?
>>715191264
No, I keep my PC clean incase a friend uses it, I live alone and often have ppl here, sometimes my dad. and I cba storing it secure
>>715191367
Second Jason agrees
You got a cucumber babe
>>715184806
Entertain? Okay. Two jews walk into a a bar called The Oven and the Bartender happens to look like Hitler...
>>715190005
What are you doing stealing from other threads you dirty slut
Also
>African American
Fucking nigger
>>715191399
faggot
>>715191264
I know a joke
your life
>>715191264
grab a pair of dirty panties and sniff them
>>715191360
ok
>>715191345
lol chill sandnigger
>>715191264
is being fat the most unatractive thing a man can be?
>>715191345
Fist yourself.
>>715191449
Whatever shows up the best.
>Just Jason
Do what you thinks best.
>>715188235
I'd love to bite that ass
Is anyone else getting this weird fuckig as of some guy fucking a cantaloupe?
>>715191264
First did you take gymnastics.
Second have you ever tried just throwing yourself into something? Like art or programming etc?
Alo more ass would be great
>>715191264
cool
post thumbs
>>715191478
>>715191531
More like Dindu.
<<71518406
How many different men have you had sex with so far?
>>715191621
Ahh im sorry /b/ro that was me im a dude i can write jason on my cock if you want?
>>715191264
Holy fuck you got me horny for eating sum pussy!!
>>715191264
Another undiagnosed issue? My therapist thinks I had ADHD and that mixed with other issues brang out major depressive issues for me.
But then again ADHD is controversial enough, a bunch of people claim it doesn't exist, and even those who do can't offer anything better than "try not to let yourself get distracted."
On a scale of 1-10 how big are your daddy issues?
>>715191145
2 COMICS BY SLASHER
MAMA'S BABY BOY
MAMA'S BOY - THE WEDDING
>>715191651
No
Ads are relevant to your interests
Stop looking up dudes fucking fruit
>>715191264
Jesus. Tittyfucking. Christ. You're my hero.
>>715191264
you gonna come cam?
>>715191264
Hey OP. Without sounding too much like a white knight, I can at least tell you that life does get better. A few months ago I was depressed, lonely, generally a miserable piece of shit. A few things fell into place and now I'm as happy as I've ever been. I really feel like I have big things ahead of me in the coming months and years. Just in the next 3 weeks I'm recording an album that I'm very proud of, I'm going on a date with a girl I've been chasing for 5 years, auditioning for a band that's already lined up to play shows alongside my musical idols, auditioning for the most prestigious contemporary music school in the world (and projected to take a hefty scholarship), and ready to write the next album and start the next creative stage. I'm really doing what I love and things are looking up.
Rant over I guess. I hope things work out for you as well as they did for me, and I'm fairly sure that'll happen. That goes for any other lonely /b/tard in this thread.
>>715191609
drawfags are the cancer killing /b/
>>715191264
how old are you
>>715190291
Fix the lighting for fucks sake
>>715191780
I haven't though, literally the last thing I used this for was to go on 4chan like a week ago
>>715191676
Wtf? Is there such thing as a thumb fettish?
>>715191840
Thanks anon im gonna kill myself for sure now!
>>715184806
Sharpie in pooper
>>715191264
Sucks to hear that it didn't help.. you should keep trying to apply different things to see what works for you though. If one approach to helping your depression doesn't work, try something else. Everyone deserves a chance to be happy in life. Just gotta push through the shitty times and look forward to better ones ahead, or make your own
>>715191713
Not cool /b/ruh...not cool.
I'm sure second Jason agrees with this
If you were a lesbian, and could have anyone, who would it be?
>>715184806
Sharpie in pooper!
>>715191345
Literal nigger.
