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Cringe thread
>>715180419
How is this cringe?
>>715180419
Alright dump over. Good luck with your shitty thread OP
>>715180558
maybe the part where it covers jack shit of the scars
>>715180419
Its only cringey if its a dude
>>715180558
You stupid fucking faggot go cut yourself!
>>715180601
>this is what fat people actually believe
This is what fat women actually believe.
>>715180601
hahaha. I imagine a fatty (woman) being all fat and mad but otherwise a piece of shit in all stories.
>>715180968
Last one is best one
>>715180601
Fat guy here. I'm just lazy and my extra weight is 100% my fault. Why the fuck is it so hard for people to admit this?
>>715180419
My back is scarred to fuck from acne. Feelsbadman
>>715180715
pretending that tax payers will want to pay 100 grand per year to these working women to satisfy lowest of the low, there simply isn't enough of them to justify any movement. They are too far gone into wizardy to understand.
>>715180419
Or how about you just don't make the scars in the first place...fucks sake...
>>715180672
Holy mother of lol..
>>715181909
thats fukkin elegant m8
>>715180759
>mental gymnastics to agree that sucking girlfriend's penis isn't really just sucking off a dude.
>>715181765
Hey, that's ok get a big tattoo of the moon back there or something, just don't start cutting yourself because your sad about it...
>>715181885
in that note
>>715180558
the guy cut himself because hes a fucking faggot and then covered up the scars with a tattoo like a faggot you faggot.
>>715180799
Worst thing in the whole thread.
>>715181765
Mine is scarred from the beatings I received as a small child. Self harmers like in OP's pic are stupid children.
>>715181909
Not even cringe. Alpha as fuck even though vapes are gay.
>>715181975
they have a point
>>715180419
this is actually pretty good inked
so go fuck yourself faggot
>>715180715
jpkes on him, once you get a bf/gf the depression doesnt lift, it only shifts hahaha
contributing...
>>715180968
thats just sad
>>715182545
reddit is genuinely retarded with their downvotes "hurr i dont like this -DOWNVOTE- durr hurr" I once made a positive and friendly comment and for some unknown reason got 4 dislikes... jesus i dont understand reddit
>>715181731
It's a defense mechanism. It's stressful for some people to admit their fuck-ups so they try to rationalize them as hard as they can.
>>715181068
wait, thats not a dudes arm?
>>715182545
god 55 dislikes... wtf is wrong with those guys... theyre so strict and literally take everything up the ass so hard
>>715180419
>>715181067
>>715181183
>>715182199
same person
>>715182087
Wow. Fucking creepy.
>>715182380
Ok faggot
>>715182934
>>715181067
I mean it's probably not done but okay
>>715182805
>It's stressful for some people to admit their fuck-ups
I don't get it. We all make mistakes. It's stupid to attempt to hide them instead of simply owning them.
>>715182768
Reddit's upvote system is the source of the cancer. It encourages circlejerk to such a huge extent because if you make a controversial comment, it's getting downvoted and thus, less visible.
>>715182934
fuck off non white person
88,hh
>>715182844
Woman in general suck at raising kids and kids raised by single mothers are worse off.
>>715183349
>It's stupid to attempt to hide them instead of simply owning them.
Psychology 101 man. Some people simply can't accept the fact that their life won't be a straight, perfect path.
>>715183447
IIRC they put restrictions on your account's posting, if you get downvoted too much.
Just because the hivemind disagrees with you, you get punished.
>>715183244
i dont think so
>checked
>the title of the post
>the detail of the flowers is to much for a color pice you would be painting over in alot of the parts
>>715181885
She shouls get it covered witg one that reads 'ZERO fucking refunds'
>>715180601
>>715183691
Well that's utterly ridiculous. I hate people even more now. I have my own place and make decent money but I still choose to live in my basement and exist on mountain dew and tendies/nugs. I don't want to breathe the same air as the unwashed masses of normies or have to look at them. Fuck people.
>still gets laid
>>715184071
His fucking face screams ''Send help.''
>>715182768
I made an account a week or so ago. Someone thought the word "famous" meant "rich". I corrected them. I got downvoted a few times and then deactivated my account.
>>715184021
>Greece today!
>UK tomorrow!
>Potato yesterday!
>>715182684
bet that faggot is from springfield ohio
>>715184337
You can see the desperation in his empty eyes.
>>715183199
i dont get it?
>>715183521
My mom was a crazy bitch. We did 50-50 with her and my dad. She wanted us kids to go on a Mexico trip with her. I said no. My sisters went. My mom got drunk and assaulted my sister in an argument. My sister ended up pretty fucked up. My mom will freak out if I don't go for Christmas, but I honestly never want to see her again.
Prepare the bleach.
>>715183348
hes going to rape and kill her
>>715182323
About that worst thing in the whole thread, I'm going to vomit.
>>715184634
the one on the left is definitely a proper nazi
his posture is wonderful by the way
>>715184464
Actually, his sister died.
>>715182844
It's still way fucked up for men. It took my friend over 3 years and a shitton of lawyer fees to be able to stop paying child support, despite having 50/50 shared custody. He also takes one of the kids full time now since the mother couldn't handle it financially.
>>715182844
Oh fuck you mean women get treated now like "deadbeat" dads? Fucking deal with it bitch. We've had to for years!
>>715184814
Just when I thought that I've seen everything.
>>715182087
It's based off a story of the yellow ones big brother raping them to death fucking normies
>>715183479
Eat a cock nigger I'm proud and white
>>715184374
Oh please send a better quality pic. I need to read that shit
>>715181909
Kinda funny. Seems like he's being intentionally ironic about his body size...
>>715185022
You see a picture that's been posted here regularly for years?
>>715182934
That's not funny, it's sad.
>>715180419
The person is cringe but theyre right, that is an excellent cover-up job.
>>715184695
Haha thats actually kind of funny still hate women but it's clever
>>715182172
>>715183520
>unzips katana
>>715183242
Holy fuck, I thought that was Chris Pratt for a second.
>>715184071
bitch is 100% crazy, she must have some leverage over him or dat pussy game fire ya dig what i buried my nigger?
>>715181068
are you kidding? that dude was hot.
>>715181975
this is more RAGE than cringe
>>715184451
Omfg i was thinking the same thing XD Im im Akron, hbu?
>>715180715
Yes I would allow you to starve if you couldnt feed yourself
It isnt others job to care for you
Saying "the government should help me" is the same as wanting to force at gunpoint everyone around you to take care of you
I would kill this man myself. I have aspergers, no job, no money, and have a partner, he just doesnt try.
>>715185218
would you date chris pratt if he was a huge brony?
>>715183455
It's that strange time of night where imagining a man farting turns me on, and I go, "But that's wrong!" Not cause I hate the gayness, just farts eww.
>>715180672
subtle
>>715185083
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
THAT WAS FUCKING UNBEARABLE
>please respond
>>715184071
He looks so dead inside
>>715185391
Exactly. Laws are things to be enforced at gunpoint. Too many people think anything they dream up should be law.
>>715180419
Let's just say that the cutting was a stupid decision made as a teenager, which she now regrets.
Then this is a pretty sloid idea to cover it up and the art is good as well.
>>715183520
>psssh...nothin personnel...kid...
>*teleports behind you*
>gay earth
fake as shit but mildly entertaining
>>715185120
Bullshit
>>715185703
I've seen that picture dozens of times.
>>715185042
There's a board for faggots like you. Two boards, actually. You can probably figure them out for yourself.
>>715185630
Agreed. She isn't trying to be edgy by cutting, she's doing the exact opposite. Why would this be cringe?
>>715184634
Only one of them survived.... Beret.
>>715183908
>those filthy feet
Why is this so arousing!?
>>715185409
Chris pratt.. yes
as for the cringefaggot in the picture.. no
>>715180419
>Irrelevant picture
>>715181975
yikes
>>715185366
Urbana. Lived there from ages 16 to 23 though. I hate the fact that most of my friends still live there. It's like Detroit with more white people.
>>715185778
I've posted that picture dozens of times, but there's still someone lucky enough not to have seen it.
>>715184337
im pretty sure the story was emma was his sister or something and she died
>>715185908
What he said.
Chris Pratt is top husbando.
>>715180558
It's not. OP just wants to believe that his decisions make him less pathetic than another human on this planet.
OP posting this is cringe.
>>715182172
>>715185198
I lost if this was a laugh you lose threads.
>>715184929
pretty sure she got given the cum
>>715182844
2 court filings over 3 years. 5 court dates. Full temporary custody until it is final in january. Never had custody since 2004.
Cheaper now that i have the kid than what i was paying before.
>>715185908
if chris pratt went to bed everynight hugging his rainbow dash, and wanted a cutie mark tattoo on his thigh?
>>715182768
why do you even give a shit?, is the better question
>>715182844
not fucking cringe
fucking rage, dude.
>>715183199
This didn't make me cringe, it just bummed me out.
>>715186247
>>715184451
Fucking Springfield Ohio
I posted an ad on Craigslist for a cuddle buddy. I wasn't expecting success but I figured I'd try. I used to cuddle with my exes but they're no longer available.
Anyway, I got a response after a day and was a little excited until she sent me this:
Hey I don't like giving out pics online. I'm 26, just under 5ft tall, 220lbs. I like horror and thrillers, but some comedy is fine.
Like come on. My ad said I was looking for a cute girl, not a small elephant. I had a pic in my ad too. No face but clearly not a fatty.
>>715183520
oh dear.
>>715184021
Huh thats in Boston. I know that street corner.
>>715185083
>dropped that shit like a bag of cats off a bridge
thats pretty alpha, after that though it just goes down hill too fast
>>715185123
You're a faggot kys what're you even doing on /b/
>>715180799
That's fucking disgusting, ngl.
>>715183824
what the FUCK is on that hotdog? Looks like a decaying frog.
>>715183322
>hood rat mother fuckers
>Jo'Lawnduh
nigger alert nigger alert
>>715184071
mfw I desire a clingy teen attitude in women and I'm an adult
>>715185083
he gave her the cum soon after
>>715181909
Is that a genie?
>>715183242
Tracy must be a fucking weirdo
-befriends this weirdo
-goes to convention with him
-actually takes picture of him hugging characters like he wanted her to
-actually posts picture of her and him on facebook
>>715186225
like i stated before
chris pratt..yes cringefaggot..no
>>715186400
hey Vsause, Kevin here
>>715186431
Cool story bro
>>715182805
cognitive dissonance my nig
>>715184814
I've Officially seen everything. time to die.
>>715186737
He's her pet weirdo.
She puts collars on him and everything.
>>715180865
>Burgercock likes this
Kek
>>715184929
so he posts weird revealing photos of himself and tries to profit socially from the death of his family member, fuckin think before you try to defend him what the fuck dude
>>715180799
Wat
>>715186870
Thanks man. I got that email a few minutes ago. I think I'm just going to stop responding. I feel like a dick but she must have expected this
>>715182844
My father was a deadbeat and I got stuck with my mum but she's just a chain smoking bitch. Happy I don't have to deal with that anymore.
>>715181909
He looks like he doesn´t have any legs. That´s tight tho
>>715180672
What a nerd, he actually was a spree killer
>>715185489
>>715184153
He's not wrong
>>715182876
Kinda like 4chan
>>715186400
ok you fuckin got me.
>>715183520
>lock at the time
>>715186431
>posts like a lonely degenerate
>surprised when other lonely degenerates respond
man you've got some fuckin delusions of grandeur
>>715186778
oh god kill me now
>>715183521
Fuck, so true. My friends filled the role my father left and taught me all I know. I wouldn't have been a little bitch had I only beed raised by my mother.
>>715185083
obvious fake. written by a kid of age 15.
>>715182545
>"Are you, fur real?"
kek
>>715184158
PA? I worked for Swiss
>>715184330
OP asked for cringe not alpha as fuck
>>715184269
havent seen that meme used correctly in years
>>715180419
>>715186431
How rude would it be to give her some diet tips? I was chubby for a couple years. I finally decided to lose weight. In 6 months I lost 47 lbs. Some people tell me I'm too thin now, but I feel great. I think they were just so used to chubby me and I lost it so fast that it shocked them.
Losing weight is easy, no one should be under 5 feet and 220 lbs.
>>715184523
>Charles it looks like we're on a date
Making sure everyone knows this isnt the case.
He put up the picture and she was probably like "fuck" and immediately went into damage control.
Jokes on her...she doesnt know Charles lays pipe.
>>715180865
>transfatphobic
What did she mean by this.
>>715186024
y tho
>>715186959
It doesn't make my statement any less true, you silly cunt.
>>715183451
bet this guy has more friends than you do
>>715184523
ouch
some oc coming right up
>>715187250
Don't hate me cuz you ain't me. I'm attractive just I'm just looking for a girl to cuddle with, that's hard to do in real life. I can't really pick up a chick in the bar or at the grocery store just for someone to cuddle up with and watch movies.
>>715187471
>>715187565
I wasn't refuting that? I'm attacking the tone of your point you ignorant git. It's in defense of the kid
>>715187538
Obviously her mother is afraid of transfats
She isn't, evidently, because she keeps eating them.
>>715181885
>>715182172
>>715185789
Libtards gonna libtard... lol
>>715187673
>>715180865
>I suddenly had some vivid memories of my past life as a tortoise
>>715185196
>it's clever
But is it, though?
>>715182719
Not really. He got her a terrible game.
>>715187761
You're painfully retarded.
>>715187591
i bet you're the cringetard in the picture attempting to defend your aspergers
>>715180672
no way
>>715187797
It's not bait. I'm just letting you know the situation
>>715181774
what the fuck ?
who the fuck makes this shit ?
>>715184619
you serious? The mother of that girl who is being used as a pretty harsh internet meme posted that in disappointment
>>715187971
por que
>>715187855
Isn't my fault you have no idea how what you say comes across as, lmao
>>715181909
beautiful.
>>715187761
>Implying
No, I was just pointing out that the story behind it wasn't what people expect.
>>715188070
It was 2015
>>715182172
these are the kinds of people i would expect to get tattoos like that
>>715188097
>Isn't my fault you have no idea how what you say comes across as
Top kek
Would you like to take another go at that?
>>715188125
You left your post open to interpretation and my assumption was the most obvious explanation, my bad homie.
>>715187971
feminism got to this faggot
>>715181885
"I'm here for the job interview"
>>715186933
how do you know? I believe you just asking
>>715188249
>>715185083
and people wonder why girls go for black dudes, they don't do shit like this
>>715186247
99% of those headlines you see, especially from Daily Mail, are clickbait fake news bullshit.
Even the ones that have some grounding in reality spin it out to left field so they can put up a click bait headline.
>>715183348
Because she turns lesbos?
>>715186675
Same I love it
>>715180672
Posted literally 4 days before he killed a bunch of people. Unbelievable.
>>715183455
feminazi looks like not feminism.
>>715183288
>mspaint
>>715180419
Im not cringing. You fail.
>>715186778
Those glasses are actually sick
>>715180419
How is this shit cringe worthy? The dumb ass fucked their shit up as a youth and decided to make the best of a bad situation. That's progress imo.
>>715184021
I don't get it..
>>715188780
why the fuck are you posting this in a cringe thread, this shits fucking gold you retard.
>>715188937
>Hey I have a great idea. Instead of owning up to my mistakes I'll just cover them up and pretend it didn't happen.
>>715189081
Oops. Accidentally selected it. Oh well.
>>715188745
>>715188745
Just a few of these girls when I was a teen and I'm hooked on the attention for life
Kind of remembering how old it gets after a month or two now, though...
...Yeah I don't think I want this for more than a fling, but damn I want that fling kek
>>715183824
I wanna say this is gross, but I don't know enough about other cultures and feel like this could really just be a normal meal wherever this is.
>>715188345
i know them irl
it's one of their kinks, he wears chastity cages 'n shit and they're not even together.
>>715182545
this is ylyl not cringe
>>715180799
Name kind of checks out I guess.
>>715185083
>please respond
>you too
>>715184337
>>715182844
>daily mail
why the fuck do people act like its a legitimate news source?
>>715182172
>the one on the right
>>715187772
if this isn't the same girl, I don't think I would be surprised
>>715189456
It's just a neckbeard making food. It's disgusting.
>>715188840
I threw up in my mouth a little
>>715184153
I don't see anything cringe about this. He's right.
>>715182087
that's what I like
>>715189254
Thats the dumbest shit i've ever heard. They're literally owning up to it in the fuckin post, shit for brains.
>>715189254
>Hey everyone has seen these, asks about then, and anyone worth my time has already known about this shit; But I'll defeat my shitty past and move forward as a human being with faults. If anyone asks about the tattoo, how the lines perfectly fit the wrinkles in the blossoms, and they're worth my breath, then I'll give them the whole story.
You've hid too much from your parents in their basement to be worth anyone elses tattered past, faggot ass bitch.
>>715190261
?
>>715190293
>>715190293
kek, turning down girls is cringe to /b/tards cause they've never touched one
>>715186431
Is this you Anon?
>>715189669
>>715190476
this makes me physically sick
>>715180968
Jamie the fucking cuck.
>>715182844
I sued my wife's boyfriend for "Alienation of Affection" and won. So on top of being the 3% of men who receive alimony from from their ex-wife, I also get monthly payments from her boyfriend.
>>715181909
saved. thx
>>715186400
I would bang this person. fucking cute facial hair. nice body type. wish they had a dick but whatever.
>>715190862
>I'm trying
Fucking gold.
>>715183322
https://youtu.be/j7Yxk6h_-Hg
>>715190862
>I'm trying
Fucking kek
>>715189613
WHAT THE FUCK
>>715184071
Isn't that Tyler Joseph from twenty one pilots? Cause those two are married now and a fucking cute couple at that.
>>715180865
>suddenly i had vivid memories of my past life as a tortoise
lost, thanks anon, needed a good laugh
>>715191157
That's not cringe. I laughed hard as fuck
>>715182844
>i am a woman i desirve all the benefits
>men are not human and they don't have same feeling as i do
thats what you get for being a cuck
>>715185083
>please respond
>>715188840
get down doggie
>>715189887
hey thats my birthday!
>>715184451
nah thats some slim jesus hamilton shit
>>715191157
>>715184634
yeah no shit he was the only one that brought a gun to school
>>715190476
We know what needs to happen now.
>>715183322
why are we suppose to treat niggers like people again?
>>715183242
Not gonna lie, the other guy wasn't kidding about the Chris Pratt thing, tbh he is actually kinda cute but the severe autism thing kind of also ruins it.
>>715183520
>mangyeko sharingan
Hey, it's Goku
>>715187475
How'd you do it?
