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Dumb uni emo bitch that I'm working with for my geology

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Dumb uni emo bitch that I'm working with for my geology class. Dubs decides what I say.
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brb checking my white privilege
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I can probably stone you with that shit dawg.
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Can you send nudes please?
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I'm really depressed. I'm gonna go listen to Sisters of Mercy while cutting.
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https://youtu.be/4PVJioxx638
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rolling for

"I actually fucking hate geology and STEM in general. I really want to be a women and gender studies major."
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You were a rock but I took you for granite.
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"Can we fuck in class"
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I'm gay.
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>>715179967
rolling
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>>715179585
Hey should i shave my pubes? What do you think about hairy guys? Do you have a hairy pussy? Send pics
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Nigger nigger jew nigger
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What kind of flowers give Mario balls of fire?
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It actually went terrible and now i want to kill myself.
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>>715179967
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>>715180066
Keke
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>>715180066
well op
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>>715180066
kek.
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>>715180066
Winrar
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>>715180066
winrar lulz
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Why do u take this class lol women have no place in science, your brains aren't big enough. Show me your tits
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you wanna take a look at my dick? cause youve got me hard as a rock.
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I know this is kind of personal, but do you cut? I've always been kind of interested in mental disorders
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>>715180066
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>>715180111
Trips check dubs
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>>715180066
deserved
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>>715180066
Too soon, Randy.
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I just raped a Muslim teen at #pizzagate
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>>715180066
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>>715180295
Kek roll
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>>715180308
Holy shit, op delivered.
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>>715180151
reroll
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>>715180295
Rolll
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>>715180308
lmao I am so happy I won with those dubs


Respond "wanna fuck"
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>>715180308
LOOOL
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>>715180308
Please, I'm desperate for nudes, no girl has ever sent them to me and I would die for them, i sometimes question if I should break into my neighbours house and take pictures of her pussy while she sleeps just to fill my thirst for nudes.
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>>715180308
hitler did nothing wrong now show me your tits
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>>715180308
Fucking kek. Say, "you heard me hoe"
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>>715180295
Roll
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>>715180308
Sorry that was my retarded brother (like he is actually handicapped - Autism or something).


But while we're being honest, I've been thinking about you so.... much. In really dirty ways.
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>>715180151
rerollllll
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>>715180308
I stubbed my toe
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>>715180308
hey babi, tiki tiki dadi wants some dyke pussy this night
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>>715180308
>>715180066
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>>715180515
roll
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>>715179585
Im gonna strike-slip that clitoris like the Altyn Tagh Fault
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>>715180477
WINNER
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>>715180555
CHECK EM NIGGA!
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>>715180477
W I N R A R
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>>715180477
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>>715180477
If trips don't send
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>>715180477
Top kek, u know what to do op
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>>715180477
if this works I may have to try it
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>>715180477
Winrar
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>>715180308
tell her she's "stone cold like an arab chick with no cloths on"
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>>715180477
winrar!!!!! OP must deliever
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Why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>715180477
Winrar
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>>715180477
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>>715179585
im the cook gurl, u wanna see?
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>>715180555
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>>715180833
send that image op
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Sorry my power went out I had to whip a bunch of the niggers I keep in my basement to get them back on the wheel and running again.
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>>715180477
Fuck me.
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Send nudes plz
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top kek this thread
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>>715180833
oh shit I got dubs, say i raped my neighbors dog in the ass
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>>715180915
TopKek
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>>715180714
roll
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Send Pic Related
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>>715180915
Kek
>>715180905
Roll
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>>715180555
TRIPS SPEAKS OP!!!!!
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>>715180915
M A X I M U M K E K
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bruh pls send nudez is for the project we workin on bae
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>>715180308
Sad to see things going this way. Sure the shock value is funny, but will only warrant a block, and disrespect, maybe hatred. You must be deliberate in what you choose to roll for dubs. Of course "nigger nigger jew nigger" is offensive but there is no hurt. Making fun of her being emo, especially really personal sensitive topics is the way to go. It's what draws the line between kinda funny and hilarious. It's time to grow up from being edgy preteens into being well oiled offending machines
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>>715180915
she'd probably actually have fucked you before this exchange
unless you throw pocket spaghetti every time you talk to her
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>>715180922
send this OP
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>>715180905
ROLL OP
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> Send her a Dick pic

Ask her if she Wants to Get loosey goosey
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i'll let you squash my testicles
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>>715181056
Shut the fuck up faggot
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this is gettin intresting
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I'm having sex with you tomorrow
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>>715181104
This.
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I fucked my teacher to get better grades lol
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Wait. Who is this?
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>>715181104
This, please someone send a dick pic so i can roll for it
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can we fuck in the bathroom
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Can we Just fuck?
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>>715181056
rolling for this
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>>715181126
reroll
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>>715181189
roll
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>>715180915
I'm tired of masturbating to the thought of you, I want you, I need you. I fantasize about raping you on a fire escape.
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>>715181211
W I N R AR
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Can you fist my anus plz
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>>715180905
Roll
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OP ask her for newds
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>>715180915
Send a dick pic
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>>715181151
no one has ever an heroed from "nigger nigger jew nigger"
facts dawg
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>>715180975
Reroll
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>>715181255
win
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>>715181222
noice trips, op deliver pls
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>>715181271
Nigger
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>>715181271
nigger
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>>715181262
reroll
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>>715181104
This
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send the thread link "http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/715179585"
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>>715181243
>I raped my neighbors dog in the ass
>I won't judge, we all have our own little... fetishes

What the fuck.

OP Run away while you still can she's actually insane.
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>>715181255
winrar
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>>715181211
That“s a ten.
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>>715181271
NIGGER
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>>715181399
WINRAR
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>>715181104
Reroll
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>>715181243
I want to see how many geodes I can fit in your ass.
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>>715181399
Win
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i want a relationship with you
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ask why?
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>>715181399
cmon man the idea is that she dont know, but whatever
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>>715181399
TOP KEK
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I like to watch retarded kids dance around the floor with there arms flailing to give me a sense of pride that I'm the alpha male in my tribe
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>>715181399
fuck...
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I feel bad too, i cant believe i havent "forced" anything yet
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>>715181255
this
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>>715181399
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>>715181399
Oh shit win
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>>715181399
Fucking winner
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>>715181399
This op
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>>715181399
winrarr
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>>715181462
dont send the thread link OP or youre a massive faggot
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its a prank bro
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>>715181243
4chan is a wonderful place. Send her this, claiming that it's your relative or someone you deeply admire.
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i raped your little sister
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>>715181442
This is so good
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I want to be your fuckboii
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>>715181399
soiled it
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>>715181319
>>715181339
>>715181434
>
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>>715181588
o shit nigga
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>>715181499
Win.rar i think
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>>715181588
winner
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i fucked your mum 2 months ago
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Fuck my boiipussi and lick my shitter

roll
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>>715181713
winrar
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>>715180975
Roll
Also, I predict dubs for this post.
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>>715181399
>>715181499
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>>715181713
rolling for this
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Look, I just made a stupid 4chan thread for laughs, but I really am sorry now. I never meant to offend you, and I hope I can make it up to you.
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>>715180308
Mfw when op has a chance at getting laid but instead humours his \b\ros. Bless you glorious faggot
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hey girl from geology class. we all want your nudes
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>>715181735
what are you fokin stupid?
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Fucking OP Deliver! Dont be a nigger
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>>715181866
winrar
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>>715181833
KEK !
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>>715181778
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>>715181399

Oh. Fuck.
I'm getting sweaty just thinking about it.
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>>715181966
WINRAR
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>>715180308
I wanna suck your milky titties babe ;)
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>>715181961
you nigger
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>>715181961
kek

OP is a true faggot indeed
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>>715181833
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN emo girl send nudes
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>>715181961
All ogre nao
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>>715181588
that nendoroid collection is legit
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>>715181961
the mad man

Hey Sydney, post tits and a time stamp
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>>715181961
hi gurl liking the thread ;)
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>>715181271

This
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Send her a dick pic
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Hi sydney :)
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>>715181961
YOU RUINED IT YOU FUCKING NEWFAG
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>>715181961
hey syndey if you're here reading this just post nudes already pls we are all waiting, in return you'll get a blessing from Lord Kek ;))))
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>>715181961

please fuck me in the ass with a strap-on

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me ā€œApacheā€ and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>715182051
If you could pls gimme ur underwear I will wear them and only them (plus my socks) to class. I will shit in them 4 u and sit down in the front while staring professor in the face cuz hes a jew nigger.
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You're going to gaol OP
:^)
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>>715181961
cunt
go kill yourself

completely missed my trips
>>715181222
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>>715181961


OP. She is reading this whole thread.
If she really is emo, she definitely already knows what's going on.

You're so fucked.

But hey, Sydney, TITS OR GTFO!!!!
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OP YOU ARE A GIANT CUCK FACE I HOPE YOU AND THE GIRL FALL OF A BUILDING WHILE HOLDING HANDS BUT UNTIL THEN GET THE GIRLS NUDES FOR US YOU FAGGOT
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>>715182163
funny when you copypasta and dont get dubs
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I'm a piece of shit who violated your trust. Did you want to fuck me before this? Because I desperately wanted to fuck you.
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Hey, girl this asshole was talking to

What the fuck is this? I don't have any clue why he would do this. Someone please explain?
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>>715182180
If you could pls gimme ur underwear I will wear them and only them (plus my socks) to class. I will shit in them 4 u and sit down in the front while staring professor in the face cuz hes a jew nigger.
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Hey Sydney!
Welcome to 4chan
Please leave your nudes in the thread and have a great stay!
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>>715181961
man, she's getting the future funny messages spoiled
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>>715182297
TITS OR GTFO
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>>715182297
timestamp tits or GTFO
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Sidney :3
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>>715180151
roll
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>>715180975
Roll for this
Check these dubs
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>>715182163
>>715182253

REROLL
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>>715182163
roly poly
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>>715182297
TIME STAMP OR GTFO
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>>715180066
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op or sydney hows it goin?
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>>715181866
>>715181735
I did it on to bait
tfg 0110010 000110100 0111010110
ahah
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Continue...
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>>715182297
Shits and gigs. Send newdz.
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>>715181588
YOU RUINED IT YOU FUCKINGG NEWFAG
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Sorry if it seems like I am acting weird, but i've been doing jenkum all night.
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>>715181961
so u dont enjoy fucking dogs... meaning that u have done it b4?

4chan doesnt judge so just be honest and greentext ur dogfucking stories
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>>715182297
Post a web picture of your breasts or leave this establishment
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Hey Sid enjoying the thread hun ;) heres some milk and cookies for you, now tits or gtfo please.
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>>715179585
Sorry I've been jerking it a lot to Anne Frank lately and your jew nose kind of does it for me. I'll throw a shekel or two your way if you let me read from her diary while you blow me
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>>715182455
sned it
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All of these fucking faggots asking for my nudes, are you seriously that desperate?
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>>715181961
Oh my sides
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>>715182520
roll
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OP having right now the most awkward conversation with the girl about the thread
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>>715182572
no we need ur nudes with a timestamp to prove that ur sydney else we dont know who u are for realsies
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>>715182631
pics or it's not happening
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>>715182297
POST TITS, ASS, AND PUSSY NOW
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>>715182572
Bad b8 m8 0/10
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>>715182297
Tits or gtfo faggot
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>>715182572
even know whatta timestamp is bitch?
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>>715182572
Ye haha.
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>>715182572
TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

if no timestamp person is baitfag ignore
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>>715181243
tfw beastiality turns her on.
say this: do you wanna fuck me in the ass?
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>>715180915
send her this thread
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>>715182572
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>>715182572
Yes
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>>715182475
Do what now?
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>>715182572
We all need tits to maintain our daily lives or else we would collapse without it. Now for todays dose of nudes we would like to see yours.

Sincerely.
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>>715182245
Underage and muslim.
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>>715182761
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>be me OP
>talking to a girl who seems to like me no matter how weird the made up fetishes I present are
>doesn't seem too turned off of the idea of sending me nudes
>post link to thread calling her a "Dumb uni emo bitch"
>gg
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Proof it's me, faggots.
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>>715182171
fukkin saved
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>>715182911
Winrar
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Check em
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>>715182903
we said.

TITS OR GTFO
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>>715182572
Stop pretending to be me. You guys sure are a sad bunch.
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>>715182903
That's not proof at all, I could easily do that with a friend.
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>>715182903
Tits or GTFO
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>>715182903
Ah shit waddup Syd?
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>>715182903
inb4replytothisoryourmotherwilldieinhersleeptonight
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>>715182903
OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>715182820
lol why because I said jump of a building kek
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>>715182903
Yay featured comment
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>>715183042
I wanna suck your titties while fucking you emo whore
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>>715183079
Fuck you
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>>715182903
Bruh wer dem tits fam?
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>>715183079
This
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>>715183079
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>>715182903
honestly i would have expected a more fierce reaction from someone in your position
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do you believe in the holocaust?
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>>715182903
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>>715183095
Well, enjoy that I guess then atleast.
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>>715182903
Haha nigger
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>>715182903
Please fuck OP
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>>715182903
lame such a bad shop job
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>>715183079
dubs
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>>715182903
could be fake
needs tits and timestamp to confirm
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someone screenshot all this shit
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>>715183292
Please do this for the guy. He really fucking needs it.
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This whole fucking thread.
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>>715183292
yes please fuck OP cos he was only doing the will of the hivemind and nao its will is for u to fuck OP cos OP delivr'd us from faggotry
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>>715179585
this is the true way to get a girlfriend on the internet, have 4chan speak for you
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>>715183356
I'm on the case
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so are we gonna get any more of this convo op? I'm on the edge of my seat here
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>>715183079
OneUp
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>>715183466
oh hey I got dubs :)
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> Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>715183292
i know OP and hes totally into the short, raven-haired type that seems vulnerable but is a firecracker in bed, im sure he'd show u a good time ;) ;) ;)
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>>715183466
seconded.
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Heil Hitler!
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Someone needs to screenshot this thread.
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>>715183466
Doubt it, hopefully if it's real we get some kind of follow up on a day
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>>715183211
I got over it quickly since nothing bad really actually ended up happening.
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>>715183556
I have hair so long it goes down to my ass almost, and it's naturally black.
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>>715183661
tits w/ timestamp
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>>715183803
Proof anon.
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>>715183661
>Really actually
Really actually kys
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>>715183079
inb4
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good so u think this is funny and everything is all good right? so fuck OP for giving you a laugh and making you 4chan famous!!!
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>>715183961
4chan famous for a day, if even.
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>>715183661
fair, but i don't think this is something people would normally expect in a skype conversation with a uni partner. just curious if this kind of thing surprised you or if op was always a dick
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>>715183460
cheers
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>>715182903
Autistic fiction as always
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this skype convo is as real as God
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>>715184062
It surprised me somewhat, given I knew him for a long time, Almost 10 years.
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>>715183608
Thirded
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hey OP could we get reactions if she ever talks to you again
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>>715184253
So you're saying it's real?
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Here's the sluts skype.
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>>715184517
post her replies faggot
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>>715184328

How big are your tits?
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>>715184517

Here“s a fake Skype profile
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>>715184517
fuq m8
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So youre telling me that right now and here me out right now if three trips reply to this post ill go and Rob my buddy down the streets house?
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>>715184517
damm she old
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>>715184474
Shit. Didn't realize reactions already happened.
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>>715184625
I'd rather not answer.
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>>715184517
1930. Kek
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Wondering what can make a guy fake an online conversation and post it here as if it was real. Then other guys make themselves pass for "the girl" and everybody laughs. Wtf?
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>>715184787
if that's true and this isn't normal behavior you must have done something to make him feel like he needed to do this
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>>715184823
Yup, I don't like posting my actual birth day on anything.
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>>715184737
FUKN ROB HIM
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>>715181399
Shit like this proves destiny/fate to me
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Just like OP, this is fake and gay
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>>715184996
Wow. I honestly did not expect you to get on this thread. You ever been on 4chan before?
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