germanfag here, I want to move to america, the land of the free.
don't worry i am highly educated and not a nigger.
always thought germany was the best country on earth but atm it is going down, fast.
what is the best place to live in the us?
i haven't been there, but my impression is it's nice in california, e.g. san diego. also heard good things about austin, tx.
or maybe canada is even better?
>>715174120
What type of person are you?
That will better help decide which part of the USA you should go to.
wide ranges my friend, wide ranges
>california
weed, sun, women
>utah
technology, landscapes, mormons
>oregon
fucking hippies
>entire east coast
angry, stressed people who hate the west
just a few from my experience
>>715174120
>Land of the free
>America
Pick one faggot
>>715174603
seeing as it's the same choice either will do
>>715174120
San Diego is corrupt and overly expensive.
>>715174317
i have a master's degree in information systems, but I don't want to go on working an office job (at least on the long term).
I would like to make my own business and have a few ideas.
I like to drink and party and open-minded people, electronic music.
Also culture, theater, art-house cinema, exhibitions etc.
so i would prefer a big city with some offerings, but not nececarily a mega city like new york
>>715174120
some master race in central florida just dont go too far south
>>715174775
west coast is probably for you
I vote Kentucky
>>715174120
Austin is good now, it is what California was like in the 80s, but we're getting an influx of people who will be unable to sustain the growth. It will collapse, but right now we got a few more years before the bubble bursts.
>>715174775
>master's degree in information systems
>I like to drink and party and open-minded people, electronic music.
>so culture, theater, art-house cinema, exhibitions etc.
so i would prefer a big city with some offerings, but not nececarily a mega city like new york
You're describing Seattle/Portland (they are on opposite sides of a river)
Only downfall with these places is 0% infrastructure
Roads that go in wild directions, no sidewalks, minimal parking
Also lots of rain, but it's on the coast so there's also a beach 1-2hrs away
>>715174497
>>california
>weed, sun, women
well that sounds good.
any spot in particular?
>>715175151
No idea non, it's basically its' own country.
That's more a question of economics, any anon who knows about cali will tell you about it for hours.
Also
>>715175151
People there are shit. Colorado is a good state.
>>715175336
>also
>weed, snow, women
Colorado, same same but different
>>715174775
West coast sounds like a good fit for you, San Francisco or Portland.
>>715175386
I'm this guy.
I'm flying out there in 7 days to visit some family anyway. Gonna get lit
>>715174120
haha, good luck you homofürst, glad you're leaving to be honest. pessimistic lowlifes like that are the last thing we need over here. go with knowing that I have nothing but contempt for you. :)
>>715174775
>>715174120
honest disclaimer: you don't want to go to california. american's typical shallowness (from a european standpoint) is cranked up to 11 in that state, if you value open and honest conversation, you won't be happy there. try a little more north, or inland instead.
>>715175435
i like to ski, and watched a lot of southpark lel
>>715174120
Texas is a meme
Stay away from that shithole
Its literally majority spic
>>715174120
Come to Iowa. Be surrounded by a bunch of fellow crouts.
>>715176390
I grew up in Utah, same thing but they lock ya up for smoking a little weed
Some day I'll go back
>>715175918
i don't care really. see how you work it out with the 2 million uneducated savage muslims and many more to come. i'm not keen paying 50%+ taxes and social dues to finance their living.
>>715174120
any place thats not the east or west coast
essentially avoid all the liberals
texss is a good choice
>>715174120
>don't worry i am highly educated
I'm so sorry, they don't want you.
Only third-worlders need apply.
>>715176868
>wut is h1b visa
anon
rly
>>715176868
that's how we're doing it here.
i thought you were a little different. at least now with trump
>>715174775
Pittsburgh. California is full of faggots and fakers. There are very few genuine people in the entire state. Pittsburgh isn't as warm, but it will probably have what you want. Michigan is also nice.
>>715176992
it's actually the opposite, only 'exceptional individuals'
http://immigrationroad.com/
you should probably go through this, you will need an immigration lawyer most likely if you don't have family here
the south is great if you love 'differernt' haters
>>715177334
but anon he's german
the neo-nazi's will love him
Iowa is gut. Much like Germany, you become a ficking ice cube, Ja!
Texas, depends where you live. Gets ficking cold in Panhandle. You will love freedom to bear arms. Avoid ficking ocean areas. Too many hurricanes and libtards.
>>715176984
He did not imply, but I inferred he meant immigrate.
The H-1Bs are from India, not western Europe.
texas. No state income tax. Conservative. Actual patriotic americans and not faggots everywhere. argue all you want but Texas is the greatest nati- I mean state- in the world.
I think you should look into Austin, TX or Boulder, CO based on your posts.
Cali sucks to live in. Portland and Seattle weather is awful. East Coast is too many people with their heads down no sense of community.
Another place to consider is charlotte, NC or Atlanta, GA
>>715176814
where are you going my friend? I didnt came germany to rape your sister... yet.
>>715177214
ok that looks complicated. i'm sure i can find a well-paying job at an american company. would't that be enough to move there?
>>715177509
>Boulder, CO
Fair warning
This place is a little over-run with stoners and lowlife
Alter, amerika wird total vergewaltigt werden. Fahr lieber in die schweiz, die suchen immer nach informatiker. Verdien doppelt so viel und mach dan in den usa urlaub oder so... ausserdem ist es ein geiles land mit richtiger demokratie und auch waffen!
>>715177707
I've only visited and was basically near the the school the whole time.
>>715177739
ich wollte eigentlich auch in die schweiz, aber hab gehört die leute sind da sehr verschlossen. glaube die amis würden mir mehr liegen. und die schweiz ist zwar nicht mitglied der eu aber wenn hier alles zusammenbricht halt doch mittendrin.
>>715177676
They would have to offer you a 'green card' to immigrate that way
Most people think those are rare, but they're just in the high end jobs, can't get that working at a mcdonalds
Shouldn't be a problem for college folk
San Diego - Great weather, too expensive, way too dumbed down lihbuhrul!
Avoid all coasts. It's in the water and makes one stupid. Fukushima may accelerate this trend.
Going to Texas? Avoid Austin and Travis County unless there for SxSW (weeklong gathering) or you're after decent weed. Wierdness is their specialty.
Montana/Wyoming awesome for independence and summertime. This time of year, you freeze your balls off up there.
thanks for the input, i guess i'll just have to wander around a bit to find a place i like.
i hope i have enough time left before the borders are closed for german refugees
>>715176398
to be fair I'm from fucking Tennessee and that place is becoming majority spic, or so it seems. Maybe I'm just not used to the beaners, but within ten years they've just popped up all over there.
>>715177974
wenn alles zusammenbricht bist du sicher und selbstversorgend in den bergen mein guter. Darauffolgenden; unter welchem stein lebst du gerade? Die scheiße wird den ventilator eher da als hier erreichen...Klar wir haben ein problem aber die usa ist der grund dafür, man wird es von innen heraus entschärfen und zerstören. Es gibt genug Deutsche und holländer in der schwyz und viel verschlossener als wir sind sie auch nicht, sie mögen halt keine deutschen und sind nicht so arrogant und ..present.. wie wir. Wenn du dich erstmal daran gewöhnt hast, wirst du es bestimmt lieben.
>>715174120
Listen California is nice to visit but a horrible place to stay the weather is nice but the laws and taxes are fucked Texas is bad for the opposite reasons (at least near the border) the weather and bugs are awful and allot of the Mexicans are assholes. If you move to Texas stay away from the border. My personal favorite state is colorodo and is where I'm moving in a year. Also don't ever move to Michigan lived here for most of my life, and lived in Texas for 4 years both are awful.
com to Raleigh north carolina, we can have gay butt sex
>>715174120
If I see you in my hometown I'm gonna knock the silly out of you.
>>715178557
achja... du verdienst mehr und zahlst prozentual viel weniger steuern. Hast eine schöne umgebung und kannst immernoch mit
deinem extra taschengeld
die welt bereisen
>>715178557
>Die scheiße wird den ventilator eher da als hier erreichen...
glaube ich nicht, die amis sind immernoch die führende supermacht der welt, haben megakonzerne wie google, microsoft, ibm, mcdonalds, coca cola usw
in europa stehen dunkle zeiten bevor, schon in den nächsten 3 jahren wird es ziemlich knallen, da italien gerade am wanken ist und dann die euro-rettungspolitik nicht länger durchgehalten werden kann. jedenfalls denke ich dass das ein wahrscheinliches szenario ist. schau dir mal das hier an:
http://www.faz.net/aktuell/wirtschaft/eurokrise/geldpolitik-der-ezb-die-politisierte-zentralbank-14565334.html
aber du hast schon recht, schweiz wäre fürs erste schon mal eine enorme verbesserung. kennst du dich da aus? würde da wohl nach zürich gehen
>>715175386
>>715175435
>>715178704
what cities can you recommend in colorado?
>>715174120
Mr. Trump will block everyone from entering his country. That was one of his election promises.
>>715178940
you think you can mess with an aryan?
but anyway, why? i come in peace
>>715174120
Don't do it yet. Wait till trump dies or his diaper wearing ass can't handle the pressure anymore and quits.
>>715174120
Check out Texas.
>>715174120
Detroit Michigan!!!
Beautiful city wonderful people or dare I say wunderbar! Top ten best locationumber in the US
palmer, alaska
where i live. plenty to do, good women, good jobs, cheap groceries, not too cold sometimes and plenty of nightlife. that or wasilla, alaska
>>715174775
>art-house cinema
What are your five favorite films?
>>715179168
I''ll continue in english. I have no experience moving to switzerland but for us "first class europeans" it's very easy. You basically start either by finding a job online. Your new employer will then get you a permit. In about 5-10 years(can vary greatly) you can become a swiss citizen. You can also always go there and look for a job. You are allowed to for up to 6 months if you officially state that you are for that purpose, if i'm not mistaken. A few googles will show you there are alot of people who made the same decision and make your transition easier. I don't have anymore than my realschull degree because I am a failure in life but even i can start an internship there and see where it goes... Might just do that if it weren't for the extremely low pay considering you can earn up to 100k a year as a simple nurse..
>>715180094
Getting started there with a degree would be so much easier...
Oh, some nice cities are Luzern, basel, zürich, genf... lugano... dude tbh every km2 of switzerland kicks ass
>>715174120
>and not a nigger
A racist German? :O We do not need more racism here.
Have you spoken with anybody (perhaps friends) who has visited or lived in the U.S.A.?
>>715179573
i have some knowledge from 4chan memes.
i don't think it is the right place for me
>>715174120
>the south
Just no. You wouldn't like it. But the food is great.
>northeast
You could fit in, depending on the state. But people are wound pretty tight. There's good food, and good breweries, and some commonalities with Europe. But maybe you want to get away from those commonalities?
>midwest
Lots of German ancestry. More good beer. Food is not as good, outside of the urban areas. Flat as fuck, corn growing everywhere. Boring, overall.
>Texas
This is where the stereotypical American is from. Probably pass on this, except to visit.
>Southeast
Deserts, gambling, native inspired art, so-so food, no good beer. Meh.
>Rockies
Gorgeous, great if you want skiing. Good beer in Colorado. Good food. Slower pace. But pretty expensive. Great if you're outdoorsy.
>California
Rarely some awesome people, but mostly shit-tier people. Bad politics, lots of shit food with some good food. Lots of good breweries. Cities are mostly shit-tier, but rural areas are awesome. Beautiful natural areas. Expensive as fuck, and oppressive government. This is pretty much what you're trying to escape in Germany right now, pass on it.
>PNW
Awesome beer and booze, some of the best in the US. Great food. Awesome scenery, well cared for-- forests, mountains, rivers, high deserts, rainforest, etc. Good people, sort of a mix of hippie ideals and business realism. Somewhat flaky in social situations, though. But it rains constantly for half the year.
>alaska/hawaii
Beautify, but remote. It's not really like living in the rest of the US.
southern cali has gr8 weather, u can go to the beach all year, etc
I live in San Diego, not much niggers, little crime, and every other person you meet is military
If u go to the poorer parts youll see mexicans everywhere
be prepared for high taxes, and if u r conservative, ur highly fucked.
Prices are generally high here compared to other states, but bc ur coming from germany, i dont think it will be too bad
>>715175117
>You're describing Seattle/Portland (they are on opposite sides of a river)
No, Seattle is almost 200 miles north of Portland. Vancouver, WA is across the river from Portland OR.
>Only downfall with these places is 0% infrastructure
Roads that go in wild directions, no sidewalks, minimal parking
What are you talking about...? Roads do have to go around natural obstructions, but I've never had any issue driving or parking in the PNW.
>>715179720
elaborate on good women please; my only knowledge about alaskan females comes from malcolm in the middle and palin, sadly.
>>715179930
my favorites are american psycho, the good the bad and the ugly and a clockwork orange
as for art house films i especially like french cinema
for example
Je t'aime moi non plus
la haine
Pierrot le fou
À bout de souffle
Le samouraï
the tenant
Conte d'été
Le charme discret de la bourgeoisie
Le genou de Claire
Jeune & jolie
also scandinavian films are great:
Adams æbler
ex drummer
the loft
headhunters
nightwatch
De grønne slagtere
>>715181251
well, mostly barely legal, but also some really nice milfs. there are some pretty cool parties near the mat-su community college
.>>715180876
buddy its not scenic, its more industrial and trees than you think. but im from pueblo, colorado and its nothing compared to that,
>>715174120
Go to Iowa. There's little crime but lots of opportunity
>>715181419
so, there's a lot of young ones? how high is the percentage of people with first nation/indian blood? asking because piama from malcolm in the middle was the hots (yeah I was not joking about mitm).
>>715174775
Keep your fascist ass in Germany.
>>715181419
>buddy its not scenic
I said multiple places are scenic, I have no idea which one you're talking about.
>>715181639
whew. off the top of my head? 10 out of every 50 native chicks in downtown palmer easily. pretty diggin girls too.
yes, but they're pretty young girls, also legal.
Bring all of your family and friends because we're gonna have lots of room once the deportations begin and leftys flee to Canada.
>>715180094
op here, sounds good.
i think with your education you can get a well-payed job too. if you take your example 100k for a nurse. i think every profession earns much more there.
>>715180430
which city is nice?
i hear zürich is extremely expensive..
>>715181849
>its not living in the rest of the us
im living the american dream. i work at prudhoe bay 4 on 4 off as a heavy mechanic for a company and i earn the big bucks. palmer is my home and it has plenty of people and reminds me of places like pueblo, or avondale. i'd even compare palmer to petaluma culture wise.
>>715181358
In that case, I suggest Nightcrawler, La La Land, Unforgiven, Magnolia, et cetera. haha I was the one who gave you the list of films. What attracts you about American culture? I noticed that two of the film that you like (American Psycho and American Beauty) are films that are examinations (and ultimately critiques) of American culture -- almost to the point of satire. Interestingly enough, these films were directed by a Canadian and by a Brit. How would you describe American culture?
What are the values that attract you to America?
>>715174120
based off the first part of you post you should move to any non-rust belt state that Trump won and you'll fit right.
>>715181869
young and good-hearted sounds nice. maybe I'll visit you one day, so far I only considered it for the nature. where would you recommend me to go if I happen to get up north?
>>715182377
anchorage if you're a city slicker, partyboy business man. palmer or wasilla for the girls, easy, well paying jobs, cheap houses, apartments, not a lot of crime.
>>715182608
oh also seward, valdez or girdwood, glenallen for the nature, but little to no jobs and you're cucked because i don't know about the love situation.
>>715180563
many friends have visited the us, but only for holidays.
i'm not particulary racist, but here in germany arabs and niggers are spreading everywhere now, all demanding appartments, welfare, language courses, "integration" courses (i.e. don't rape women) and they get it. it costs 50-70bn taxpayer's euros right now and gets worse, while schools and infrastructure are disregarded and decay fast. we have the highest taxes in europe already and after the election they will rise even further.
the country has no future. i have some politically interested friends that see through what's happening right now. everyone of them is planning to leave. all the educated that have a chance will eventually. the social system is bound to collapse. i know the us has its problems too, but you can obtain a high standard of living if you fulfill the requirements. it's a country of choice now and in the future for german refugees, along with switzerland, canada and australia
>>715182890
With what kind of people do you want to surround yourself in America? Describe your ideal friends.
>>715182272
these films may critizise some aspects of american culture, but i dont think them describe it as a whole, merely some parts.
>What are the values that attract you to America?
Isn't it funny that although europeans sometimes look down on american culture, we engage so much with it and know so much of it.
i was never there but i even know the neighbourhoods of new york, i know l.a., seattle, washington, i could probably name more states than the average american. america is the leading culture and role model for the whole world.
i saw mean streets, taxi driver, the godfather and all those other benchmark movies that german cinema will never be capable of, despite leeching of public money.
honestly i think the average standard of living here in germany is higher, but not for long. I admire the us for overcoming political correctness by electing trump, a thing that would'nt happen here in a million years.
and i consider myself to be intelligent and capable, and i think that america has just more to offer to those. i am aware that this is a selfish thought, but nonetheless. for those who think big there are too many burdens here.
The biggest difference in living here are subtle, little differences
Things you may not think about but take for granted y'know
>>715180876
>Awesome beer and booze, some of the best in the US. Great food. Awesome scenery, well cared for-- forests, mountains, rivers, high deserts, rainforest, etc. Good people, sort of a mix of hippie ideals and business realism. Somewhat flaky in social situations, though. But it rains constantly for half the year.
damn, sounds great if it wasn't for the raining
>>715181219
>Vancouver
I knew it was one of them
>I've never had any issue driving or parking in the PNW
Darling it's an absolute spiderweb, I never said the locals had any problem with it, they're the ones who built the damn thing.
http://www.thelocal.de/galleries/lifestyle/ten-things-youd-miss-if-you-left-germany-tomorrow
make sure you check out things like this OP
>>715184164
>I admire the us for overcoming political correctness by electing trump
I understand the rebellion against political correctness (many would probably call me a liberal), but Trump is not the answer Just because we acted against political correctness does not mean that the alternative (Trump) was any better (he is not).
>that german cinema will never be capable of
This strikes me as being narrow-minded.
I do agree that Europeans are often hypocritical when they talk about the United States of America and how bad it is.
protip:
>critizise
criticize
>>715183862
well i know americans are a bit shallow. but also much more friendly and open. i like people that are able for sophisticated conversations, but that is not a must. so, i like open minded party people that aren't too shallow. also anyone who is passionate about what they do
my main thing is electronic music (not that edm shit you have there kek) and connect to likeminded people.
>>715174775
Austin is a fun city. Great music scene, cost of living is cheap in TX, job market is better that most other states.
Just keep in mind Texas is basically its own country, its bigger than most EU countries.
>>715175151
california has horrible gun rights. So you get weed but get stripped of your second amendment. Also weed is all over america and easy to get on the street.
>>715179371
Bullard, Denver, Colorado springs.
>>715184432
like what?
i know that sometimes electricity can fall out (which never happens here).
and that tap water is chlorined, which is certainly a drawback
>>715180780
Yah fuck Detroit, that city is a joke in the US now.
>>715185761
I wouldn't know anon, because it's normal to me here.
I do know that in reverse, Germany wouldn't have any of the foods I've come to expect, or the 24/7 buisneses.
>>715185517
>I understand the rebellion against political correctness (many would probably call me a liberal), but Trump is not the answer Just because we acted against political correctness does not mean that the alternative (Trump) was any better (he is not).
I know he's a loose cannon. But I would choose him over Merkel a hundred times. And I would chose him over Clinton.
>This strikes me as being narrow-minded.
why? there are many german films i love, but there isn't one i would consider to be on par with taxi driver. maybe das boot and das leben der anderen.
>protip:
>critizise
criticize
alright, i had a few beers
>>715185602
Then move to a city/county that did not vote for Trump this election. You seem to like Trump, but even then, you will not want to live in a county that voted for him. For instance, there is a difference (for the most part) between Trump supporters in blue areas and Trump supporter in red areas.. If you want a sophisticated and open-minded conversation, you will have a better chance finding that in a blue county.
>>715186072
>or the 24/7 buisneses.
true that.
shops are open monday till saturday from 8 am till 8 pm.
can you belive that? everything is closed on other times or sundays by law
>>715186331
>why?
Because you do not think that German cinema will ever be capable of making such films. It seems narrow-minded to eliminate the possibility. You could have said that you do not think that you DOUBT that German cinema will ever produce a film on par with those films.
How old are you?
>>715186587
>8 am till 8 pm
I'm not responsible enough to survive that.
There's a lot of variety state-by-state too, but 24/7 drive-thru is a damn near universal right in the US.
examples~
When I lived in Utah, they only sold beer in liquor stores, except on sundays.
Moved to Oregon, you can drink beer in the grocery store. Next door is a weed store.
>>715186875
ok well that's what i meant obviously. i resent much of the german publically sponsored cinema. the last good film i can think of is oh boy from 2012.
I am 28
>>715187343
>oh boy
I watched it. It was pretty good.
>i resent much of the german publically sponsored cinema.
How can you say that when you have GEMS like this!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxJJB9X-2ac
La La Land better be careful or this film will take the Oscar for Best Picture.
>>715187338
>>8 am till 8 pm
>I'm not responsible enough to survive that.
that's a thing for me. i am deeply liberal (i think we have a different meaning of liberal in europe, it is NOT meaning clinton, 100 genders and the like) amd do believe that a shop owner is entitled to open his shop when he pleases
though another thing is public alcohol consumption. i heard it is illegal in the us, or they have hide their bottles in paper bags? i also consider it essential to freedom to drink some beers on the riversite or a nice place in the city with friends
>>715174120
Move to Colorado, 'tis the best!
>>715187795
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxJJB9X-2ac
come on, that's exactly what i mean. i have to cringe so much when i see that. also always the same actors again and again.
maybe then you like this too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GSPrC7eyCQ
>>715188054
>'tis
kek you probably live in boulder. i lived in pueblo
pathetic.
move to alaska, as i have said.
>>715187879
>public alcohol consumption
Local laws govern this, 100% local.
The town I grew up in, Park City, Utah, it is illegal to drink in public.
But they have legislation that a very large park in the center may be used for drinking wine and beer.
>brown paper bag
You can not be forced to self-incriminate here, rather tricked into it.
This is sort of a game, but it generally works.
Another issue is
>public intoxication
Depends on local laws too, but you could get in trouble for being drunk in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>>715174775
My family is Austrian. Lots of Austrians in Southern California, and the hot ass Latinas love German guys. Nice beaches, great Mexican food, lots of German Delis, lots of German cars, lots of theater, two hours away from the desert, 2 hours away from the beaches, 2 hours away from the mountains. And the weather is nice.
>>715187879
>>715188627
and btw just because it's illegal doesn't mean we don't do it :^)
if in doubt ask a local cop
>>715188054
well i'm gonna watch some more south park episodes before i'm going to sleep for sure.
the new season was disappointing though.
her have some german car review in return:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88VFlyXPRLs
>>715188328
lol
Maybe you were right about German cinema after all.
By the way, can you help a niqqa out? What does this mean? "Sie weiß Bescheid"
>>715188668
I can confirm except for the part about there being a lot of Austrians in southern California. I do not believe that I have met any.
>>715189136
"she knows"
>>715189505
What is the difference between "Sie weiß" and "Sie weiß Bescheid"?
>>715189667
sie weiß = she knows
sie weiß, dass.. = she knows that..
sie weiß bescheid über = she know about
how come you have seen oh boy?
>>715188627
>but you could get in trouble for being drunk in the wrong place at the wrong time.
how's that? what if i go home drunk from a party?
>>715188668
any cities? sound really good but i need some degree of urbanness
>>715190418
'public intoxication', that's the charge
This only happens when you get caught for it, for instance:
>causing trouble in public and getting the cops called
>stumbling into the cop and snorting like a pig
that would do it
>>715174497
go to louisiana, or mississippi gulf
>>715190418
Thank you.
One of my friends kept recommending the movie (I really like movies... a lot) and saying that it had my sense of humor. I eventually watched it, and I liked it. I knew the movie as A Coffee in Berlin.
>>715191121
oh, i didn't know these kind of niche movies were dubbed to english.
try this one if you wanna see a really sick movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbMVACwFpcE
>>715191812
It was not dubbed. It had subtitles in English. But the title was changed (probably to make it more appealing to American audiences). All right, I will add it to my list of movies to watch. Thanks.
>>715185657
Austin is not Texas you faggot.
>>715192183
some good movies if you can get them or want to learn german:
absolute giganten
Agnes und seine Brüder
der eisbär
berlin calling
soul kitchen
lammbock
die fetten jahre sind vorbei
knocking on heaven's door
>>715174120
Stay in the middle and toward the south. Do not go to the coasts. They are full of faggots, niggers and Liberal morons.
![7wPULI6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XE2GxxJ.jpg "7wPULI6[1].jpg")
LA/NYC have the women and all the fun stuff. These two are Abby and Baskin Champion - Redneck sisters from Alabam who moved to LA to be actors. Every year another crop of girls pours in to be famous.
>>715192886
Thanks. I will be sure to watch them. I am only familiar with Knocking on Heaven's Door.
>>715193345
>LA/NYC have the women and all the fun stuff.
i definitly want women and fun stuff
>These two are Abby and Baskin Champion - Redneck sisters from Alabam who moved to LA to be actors. Every year another crop of girls pours in to be famous.
do you know them?
>>715193508
also one i forgot:
herr lehmann
it's kind of similar to old boy
>>715193968
>it's kind of similar to old boy
That should be interesting.
Out of curiosity, what is your current job/occupation in Germany? How do you plan on getting your visa to come?
test to see thread
>>715194368
i work as an it consultant. it pays good money and i could certainly find a job in the us in the field.
but as i said i don't want to do this for much longer. i am producing electronic music and working as a dj on the side. i know it sounds laughable but i am really good and about to get signed by a record label for one of my tracks. then i will go from there, the demand for good eletronic dj/producers is skyrocketing right now.
>>715175386
Colorado is shit, California craps all over it
>>715174120
>don't worry i am highly educated and not a nigger.
all that matters is that you're a smelly fucking immigrant. stay the fuck out of our country fritz, krauts arent welcome any more that the other mud races.
>>715194999
I am not laughing. If you are really good, then pursue that path. What are some examples of electronic music that you like?
>not that edm shit you have there kek
good job haha
dakotas
work on oil rigs
200,000k a year
>>715193681
Met them - Abby is fucking Patrick Schwarzenegger even though he is gay.
>>715195648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqY3R582QDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TARxHi8HX-U
this kind of house is really big in germany and europe alltoghether, the big names are also touring the us
If you want this lifestyle pick from California up to Washington.
>>715195788
Shit monkey work in a dump. Manhattan surrounded by models sounds much better.
>>715196126
I deduced that from seeing her instagram account. How do you know that he is gay?
>>715175151
humboldt's a good place
Don't bother. This is the worst possible time to move with this nigger as a president.
>>715174120
If you're rich $400K and above move to the US
If not, move to Canada
>>715196642
well that would be fitting as Humboldt was one of germany's greatest thinkers
>>715196907
can you elaborate?
i guess both countries are nice when you are rich
California is literally the only place you'll want to live.
The average chick is a 7 and weed is legal.
Do it and don't look back. Trust me with this.
>>715197007
You'll pay more taxes in Canada
>>715174120
Kanada ist besser
>>715197046
>>715197078
how are the taxes?
for example in germany i pay roughly 50% of my income for income tax, pension and social security contribution
>>715197249
warum?
>>715196284
I am not familiar with this music, but it is pretty good. I must admit that this is not quite what I imagined that you meant by electronic music.
>>715196324
Being around him and working in TV, so I am used to being around closet gays. Arnold spends most of his time with the bastard son as he likes women.
>>715197275
Taxes in the US are super low in the US depending on how high your tax bracket is. Also you can own any amount of guns, shit you can even own a fucking tank (only in certain states though)
>>715197429
What type of work do you do? How do you suggest that an aspiring writer/director gets into the industry? PA jobs on craigslist or what?
>>715174120
>Highly educated
>Moving to America
>>715197390
that's what is called "deep" house nowadays, but i also like tech house like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rMAr1JsKHc
what did you expect?
>>715197046
If you like four seasons NYC is a great place to live, but way more expensive than anywhere in California. Plus all those models live in the city.
Do. Not. Come. To. California. Its complete ass and land of the liberals find a nice conservative area trust
>>715197578
>you can even own a fucking tank
come on. and drive it on the streets kek?
Come to Arizona I've trained these whores to love anal
>>715197634
where else?
as i mentioned, the alternatives are switzerland, usa, canada, australia for the highly educated
maybe denmark and new zealand also
>>715197769
Not on the streets obviously. But, on your personal property depending on the state, you can legally own a fucking tank
>>715174120
Try Seattle or Portland
>>715197653
0:29!!!
Probably something more akin to this or like Daft Punk.
Since you like electronic music and Donald Trump. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3EbmeD9UY
>>715197692
50% say calfifornia yay 50% say nay
i must admit i like the weather and the ocean.
and i watched the oc as a teenager
>>715197373
I'll respond in English because my German spelling skills are still poor.
Canada is better because although there might be slightly higher taxes, and the median income is a bit lower, the people enjoy a higher quality of life. There are more services provided and everything runs smoother. If you want to start a business and your life goal is money, move to the US, if you just want to have an enjoyable life, Canada is better set up for the average person. Higher minimum wage, too.
You can do this in the US too, of course, but Canada seems better set up for it.
Go travel though, both countries have a lot to offer. Viel glück :)
>>715197613
I am a civil engineer and I do maintenance on the studio properties.
Craigslist is good place to start - many will give you IMDB credit.
Do not give up - this guy went on to great things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLXtHU_HGXs
>>715174120
Cali is full of libcucks. Blue state = government control = no freedom. Their economy is shit without federal money too.
>>715197981
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3EbmeD9UY
hahaha that's awsome
the new big thing in europe is cloud rap, they ripped it off the us obviously
check out austrian superstar yung hurn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMrH_UdPrY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22m5eU6uxeQ
>>715197769
http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/operational-tank-for-sale-armslist/
You can also own a fucking howitzer and with the right permits you can own fully automatic machine guns. I have a class 3 permit myself
>>715180780
Would b/ nice if there was a percentage sign after those munder numbers
>>715198076
danke, beide länder klingen gut. es ist eine schwere entscheidung ;)
>>715198427
http://bearingarms.com/bob-o/2014/06/02/legal-to-buy-a-tank/
>>715198474
u dumb? read again
>>715198651
It is indeed legal to "own a fucking tank" in the United States
>>715198258
And he will continue to do many more. I like Jon Favreau. Thanks, fam.
Any interesting stories or secrets that you would like to share from Tinseltown?
>>715198651
Wait, what? I can actually buy a tank!? Holy shit
>>715198767
Lots of this goes down.
http://crazydaysandnights.net/2015/02/blind-items-revealed-1-75.html
>>715198973
Yes, with the right permits, you can own a goddamn tank
>>715198393
>austrian superstar
haha
Cloud rap does not really seem to be my thing.
Is this cloud rap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCaw_26Z2BU
Also, do you consider this electronic music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frGbGBKDhaI
>>715198989
haha
I thought of him as soon as I read the description. He probably left that pusi smelling like oldman sweat and vodka
ok some cliches / prejudices about america:
thery are super fat and drive in electric wheelchairs in supermarkets.
they eat fast food all the time
they are overly patriotic and salute the flag each morning or some shit like that in school
they haven't ever been out of america
they dont give a shit about the environment
the police mainly eats donuts
>>715175151
Fresno, oakland, or compton are all beautiful cities filled with intelligent, open-minded individuals.
>>715198973
Someone bought this one for the price of a new F-150
>>715199614
Fuck me that's amazing
>>715199381
I remember having to do the pledge of allegiance in school everyday before class with my hand over my heart and staring at the flag
>>715199117
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCaw_26Z2BU
DAMN yung hurn totally stole that. or "sampled"..
there was also this big hit, i know it is ripped of too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUZCQozrxP0
>Also, do you consider this electronic music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frGbGBKDhaI
well there are definitely electronic elements, but the drums are organic, it is very slow. i would'nt consider it electronic music, rather indie
Goys, is no one else amazed that you can own a motherfucking tank in the US? That shit baffles me, like holy shit.
>>715199853
i guess your excess of patriotism equals our shortage.
you cant even say i love germany without being branded a nazi.
>>715199991
That is baffling, but what is more baffling is that you were so close to getting quints, and you failed.
>>715199991
you can own a tank and even drive it in germany not armed of course
>>715199864
Well if you are going to make electronic music, less yung hurn and more of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rMAr1JsKHc
>>715199516
Lol
I'm from Stockton.
I'm familiar with how lovely Fresno and Oakland are.
>>715200579
That's not a tank
>>715200651
can you imagine how people go crazy to this track. it's unreal.
are there good house/techno clubs you can go to till 8 in the morning?
>>715200896
Is really "I Get Deep" popular in German clubs?
>are there good house/techno clubs you can go to till 8 in the morning?
Probably, but clubs are not really my scene. So I would not be able to tell you.
>>715200173
We stopped doing it because it violated our 1st amendment. In the 1950's during the communist scare we added one nation under God we also added it to our money because communists were atheists. It took about 50 years before someone said "hey that violates our first amendment" and we stopped doing it in school. It's still on our money though
If you're moving from Germany to escape it's current situation then California is a bad move. It's basically cuckistan and has so little water that the government says not to water your lawn
>>715200651
by the way check out my latest mixtape
i used that track
https://soundcloud.com/dreyfussmusic/dreycast-03
>>715201170
so you stopped it? i wasn't aware. what's thae first amendment and how does the pledge violate it?
>>715201397
>>715201620
soundcloud is now legal for all mixtapes, bootlegs and remixes
>>715201569
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
>>715201397
shameless mixtape plug
all right, I will give it a listen
>>715201170
"One nation under God" pertains to only certain religions not all, thus religious freedom isn't possible. Also Christfags would rather not have it at all than to put in "God or Gods or no God at all"
>>715175918
Can't blame the guy honestly. I used to want to move to the Vaterland but not anymore since it's being overrun by shitskin rapefugees>>715175918
by the way, germany is the home country of political correctness, alongside with sweden, but what i read the other day is that universitys in the us are pc contaminated and that students demand 'trigger warnings' for every opinions that could offend them.
that is so absurd, it is not even common practice here
>>715202295
It's not in the US, at least not all of the US. Most of the time it's either fake news or a bunch of pussies crying
>>715177392
Oh man your grasp of the German language is so good. You know guy and fick. Faggot.
>>715174120
Fight against the Muslims you spineless faggot
>>715174775
Most people are suggesting the northwest, but I would reccomend also considering a midwestern town, such as Ann Arbor, Michigan, or Duluth Minnesota. These are small cities that still have much to offer, and are more european im culture.
>>715202295
in addition, some students were traumatized because wrote „trump 2016“ with crayons on the ground, and students were punished bc they wore a sombrero to a tequila party.
come on, that shit is what i'm trying to escape
>>715202642
You have to think of each state as a different country with different customs. Some have more fags while some have more sister fuckers. That's a poor analogy, but still
>>715178704
Why do all these faggots say they're moving to Colorado in a year or two. You're just another lame pothead basement dweller. The state won't enlighten you and you won't be surrounded by "muh people bruh"
>>715176398
Only south texas. East Texas is creole and majority white. West texas is hands down mostly white as is north Texas. Far West texas is mostly spice country too
>>715177392
I suggest texas over cali. Cali blooooooows. Especially for it jobs. WAAAAAAAAY over saturated
Here are your options
Move to Canada
Or
Buy a fucking tank
>>715202975
California doesn't just consist of LA
>>715202516
i want to, but these folks here leave me no hope.
there was a murder recently of a "17" year old afghan, he raped a german student and then drowned her to death in a river.
her parents wrote a call for donations for "refugees" (!) in her death notice. she herself was a volunteery worker for refugees.
the whole publicity was more concerned that there could be prejudices against "refugees" than about the victim. things like that happen every day now. many saw it coming, i thought people would wake up at least when peers of them are affected. but they are too brainwashed.
the battle against islam will not succed, they are in the majority already for newborns. i don't want to see erasement.
wouldn't suggest it bro, we're prob gonna implode in a few years
>>715203500
Sounds like you have an obligation to act
>>715174120
CA is full of liberals and idiots.
>>715204013
what can i do as an individual?
there is a new party that stands up against all that bullshit, but in polls they are at 15%.
everything will continue the way it was. until it's to late.
i foresee this, that's why i want to emigrate
>>715204235
What have you done to expand the 15%?
>>715204638
Shitpost
>>715204638
i tried to persude my family and friends
i put "merkel muss weg" (merkel must go) stickers on lanterns and electricity boxes
i could do more but that would destroy my career
>>715179371
South Park
>>715205211
is it a real place?
>>715205088
Better than nothing
>>715205349
kek
>>715205349
Sure, with friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
>>715205865
nice
I dont know about all yall, but Arizona is the best state
>+Conservative
>+Ranges from great weather up north to hot as balls in the central/south area
>+Just need to be citizen to get rifle
>+Low taxes
>+Lots of white people in Flag, Prescott, northern cities
>-Beaners in the south
Arizona is the best state confirmed
>>715205088
that's why I like germany. Where the nutjobs must fear consequences for their redated actions.
your doubles say it all.
>>715206220
so you thin i'm a nutjob for thinking merkel's policy is wrong?
>>715206311
yes
>>715199516
I have a question about Fresno, what the fuck is it?
There are huge buildings and barely any people
>>715206617
ok then
if you like a country where you are stigmatized for not being a conformist and supporting the government with no opposition in the parliament. if you like denunciation and hate freedom of expression then welcome aboard.
>>715190901
I live in Biloxi, MS. We have good food and aesthetics, but it's still a small area with a lot of backwards rednecks. It's vastly better than the rest of the state, but I wouldn't suggest it over Cali or the East Coast.
>>715206220
>your doubles say it all
kek
>>715175151
San Diego may be what you want. LA is a fucking sewer with too many people. I live in the SF Bay Area - very nice, but too many homosexes have turned even most normal guys into faggots.
San Diego is relatively conservative for the coast.
>>715207178
Hattiesburg here. What a small world.
>>715174120
Sorry, but our Canadian borders are closed eh.
>>715207497
SMTTT
>>715207381
Is San Fran expensive to live in?
>>715199516
>>715206717
Fresno is a shit-tier central valley mexican farm town, now with plenty of poor whites in shoddily built houses.
Sierra Mountains are nice if ya' like to be a cold redneck - which I do.
>>715207553
i thought you had a world-renowned point system for immigrants and choose the ones that are good?
i would certainly pass
>>715207381
>>715207729
Why am I even asking, all of California is expensive isn't it?
I would just do the research elsewhere
>>715207921
no better place than /b
>>715175151
California is for faggots. Everyone knows Florida is the best state. There have been dozens of threads on this recently.
>>715207729
SF is preposterously expensive. Awesome city, but only worth it now if you want to be a web tech weanie. You might check out Santa Cruz - sorta of a cool hippy beach town about an hour away from SF, half hour from San Jose (silicon valley).
>>715207822
how expensive are we talking?
here where i live in germany a 750 square feet apparment is 1600$ a month, a big mac menue at mc donalds is 8$
>>715208103
to be honest, as a german the impression that i have of florida is that it is a retired people's state, except miami which is full of niggers. plus lots of mosquitos. i could be wrong of course
>>715176245
Truth, moved from LA to Nevada. Much more evenly distributed in terms of view points, and the people are generally nicer. Doesn't fit the vibe hes going for perfectly, but i'm much happier being out of California.
>>715208143
Sorry I should have clarified I'm not OP. I'm just a faggot who's sick of Canadian winters, truly fucking sick of it. Sick of freezing my balls off for months on end with basically only 3-4 months of sunshine. Plus, Toronto is completely clustered there's no damn space because half of Canada is uninhabitable. Just condos after condos in this freaking city. Is there space is SF? Or as jammed as here?
>>715207822
Sure, because there is so much fucking money here.
Sacramento is fairly cheap, about the only town in the central valley worth living.
There are are some cool spots along the central coast - San Luis Obispo, Pismo Beach that aren't outrageous.
Oakland hills are nice, flatland Oakland is like Detroit in RoboCop.
>>715206931
>no opposition in the parliament
The wind is turning, friend. Can you not feel it?
>>715208747
not really. the only opposing party will likely get 20% at the 2017 election. that means 80% merkel & friends
>>715179371
Aspen is best city if youre a richfag
>barely any cops who wanna mess w/ you
>do w/ever you wanna do
and Glenwood springs if you want somewhere cheaper
Dont go east CO besides Denver, everywhere else is shit. ESP Grand Junction and below fuck that shit man. Montrose is aight.
TL;DR
Anywhere in the redlands are nice/Aspen is 10/10 smoke weed
>>715208335
Then go to califagnia. What do I know, I've only lived in both. Honestly, anywhere in America is better than EU
>>715208625
This city of SF and all around the bay are fairly crowded and lots of suburbs. However in an hour or less you can be in a redwood rain forest. Plenty of room, depending on how you look at it.
>>715208675
Sacramento, that's a good 1 I forgot about. Heard it's not a bad place to live in. I gotta get out of Toronto man its just too expensive and too fucking jammed. Why do we keep building condo after condo when there's no apace, I don't get it. Maybe I'm retarded but more importantly, Sacramento. Thanks Anon
WASHINGTON STATE MASTER RACE
>>715208933
Not so sure about that, CSU is putting the pressure of abandoning their regional role onto Mutti. AfD is still on the rise, the left has basically no profile. Wouldn't be surprised if the FDP grabbed those disgusted by the AfD and disappointed by the CDU/CSU.
>>715208949
>did not mean to link junktown to east, its close af to utah
Anyways, 10/10 would recommend Colorado best state
Cali is also good 8/10 south parts mostly
Washington/Oregon 7/10 if you like rain and rural areas (for the most part)
everywhere else just sucks, cept party Miami florida but cons: gators/niggers/and the heat is just fucked up
>>715209040
That doesn't sound too bad. Room to commute, get a job, still close to the city. Thanks for the I found Anon I'll keep that in mind. I need to get out of this cluster fuck, I have to. Oh...I wonder how hard it would be for me to get permanent residence in the US? Just thought of that..man.
>>715174775
>I would like to make my own business and have a few ideas.
>I like to drink and party and open-minded >people, electronic music.
>Also culture, theater, art-house cinema, exhibitions etc.
Santa Cruz California, if you don't mind being an hour away from San Francisco. Relatively cheap, on the ocean, lots of interesting and weird people.
>>715174120
For the love of god dont go to California, it is liberal lefist hell and genuinely opposes our new God King
nein arthur!
>>715174775
Ann Arbor, Michigan. I'll buy you beer.
>>715209060
Check out the suburbs and towns along Highway 80 just east of Sacramento. Like Auburn - relatively cheap, cool old-timey downtown, and you can easily live in the boonies or in town or in between. Snowline is 'bout 4,000 feet.
>>715208183
better get your eurofag ass over here, you're being stripped of your resources
>>715209518
>california
>leftist hell
>>715174775
Toronto dude
>>715209518
>Santa Cruz California
That's it. That's where I'll make my escape from Toronto and be close to SF! Be away from the bus load of people and jammed ttc busses and blood draining cost of living. Fuck Toronto, Drake sucks anyways.
honolulu
hawaii
Cali sucks, super expensive everywhere, tons of stupid rules and laws, and a government that's full of cucks. Canadas not much better and frozen 10 months of the year. Northwest or Northeast USA is only place worthy. Cept new York.
pittsburgh pa is surprisingly nice and cheap
party scene is good and a lot of beer
>>715209831
Okay I jotted that down and correct me if I'm wrong but Sacramento and around it in general isn't too far from SF right? Like an hour?
>>715209900
WHAT! Why??? There's no jobs here and no space at all. At fucking all.
Seattle/Bellevue
>>715206098
Facts
>>715209838
allright sir
>>715210485
Arizona...isn't it all desert and a bit barron? When I went to see the Grand Canyon there was a whole load of nothing for miles and miles.
come to Salt Lake City
>affordable housing
>extremely friendly people (seriously, you might freak out, these people are almost too nice)
>huge opportunities for employment, especially since you have a degree in information, SLC is becoming a new hub for databases and tech company headquarters
>all four seasons and arguably the best national parks and skiing in the entire world
>the "Mormon epidemic" doesn't exist, there are millions of non Mormons, especially near cities. yes however, there are a lot of Mormons here, but it's a good thing for the most part.
>once you move here you may never want to leave
>>715184812
Literally we have a condition called seasonal area depression (SAD) and it affects something like 10% of the population of the PNW, but most of us just drink a fuck ton of coffee, smoke a lot of weed, snowboard on weekends, and bang cute pretentious hipster chicks.
>>715209914
Some fun facts:
The location scenes on the second half of The Dead Pool (Dirty Harry movie) was filmed in Santa Cruz, though in the movie it's called San Paulo or some shit.
Also Lost Boys.
>>715210897
>bang cute pretentious hipster chicks
that would sure make up for bad weather
>>715211056
Nice, some culture. We don't have culture in Toronto, just gay Drake. This is gonna be amazing /b/ros I'm gonna fuck off to Santa Cruz, have a decent cost of living, not have to deal with people and condos EVERYWHERE and then I'm gonna drive to SF and watch the best fucking football team ever play. The San Fran 49ers (well shitty this year but they'll make a come back, you'll see) bye bye barron Canada!
>>715210197
About two hours from SF. About and about and a half to Tahoe if you like mountains and snow skiing. About 2 hours to Yosemite. Lots of reservoirs nearby if you like water skiing. LA is about a 6-7 to hour drive.
Lots of farmland in the central valley - I'd stay away from that unless cheap is top priority.
Here's the top of Half Dome...that's people up on there.
>>715211056
I think you meant Sudden Impact
>>715211319
kek, the 49'er now play in Santa Clara - the middle of silicon valley and ~50 minutes from SF.
But on the plus side, it's closer to Santa Cruz than San Francisco!
>>715210051
Pretty much this describes the west coast. Want a place isnt full of freedom hatin pussies? Check out some of the other US cities... DC, Baltimore, Philly, Boston, Portsmouth Burlington, Buffalo, Denver, Reno, Phoenix, Austin, Charleston, Richmond, ect...
>>715211503
derp
I knew that.
>>715174120
Seattle is pretty good. Legal weed, tons of cool spots, relatively clean city
>>715211379
That's amazing and the info is solid, all jotted down thanks a lot for the help I really appreciate it. I have the money to move, just gotta figure out if gaining permanent residence will be a hassle.
>>715179720
What are the odds of finding another person who lives in palmer? Hello, friendo
>>715211575
>Austin
>not full of freedom hating pussies
On the plus side, they're surrounded by actual human beings.
>>715211551
That, I did not know but still postitives as you said! Looking forward to meeting you all my soon to be American friends. We'll bask in the warm sun together and laughing at my freezing fellow Canadians.
>>715182377
Seattle
>>715182608
Idk if you've noticed but Alaska has has a spike in shootings and crime lately. Remember the kid who got his truck burned and was shot for smoking his friends weed?
