Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Claim
Rules V2:
>Claim waifus are gay
>Post hentai r34 of posted waifus
>Claim waifus that have already been claimed
>Fight with each-other
QOTT
Post your waifu's face when she sees your big dick.
This is either going to be real anazing or a mistake. Making cheesy bacon fries.
I'm a shitposter
>>715162827
カラミチーマス
>>715162827
>>715162827
>>715162730
Too late my friend
>>715162827
I think this is farewell, for anyone who cares
No more akame/muas
>>715162749
>TomoyoKanzaki
What a slut, wow
>>715163096
Ak-me, what's bothering you?
>>715163081
that's lewd amatty
Birthday claim!
>>715163054
Where did you find that picture!
>>715163096
I like muas, though...
>>715162827
>>715163031
>>715162998
this one turns me on
>>715163355
kek
>>715163230
And yet you can't help to look back
>>715163334
Internet.
She seems to like doing strange things when you're not around, anon.
>>715162998
Five nights at Rory's jumpscare
>>715163493
Lel
>>715163517
Those are photoshoops
>>715162827
>
>>715163096
How sad...
>>715163509
T-THATS NOT WHAT IT MEANT
>>715163096
But then i'll have no one to say Hi to
>>715163606
Nah, thats this one.
>>715163766
/thread
>>715163682
Whatever you say, Yousoro~
:^)
>>715163773
AHHH I'M SCARED
>>715163096
I'm sorry for how I acted
Please reconsider
We all care a lot
>>715163201
the same stuff that ever will, I guess. goodbye shi-ro
>>715163334
I wish I found you a nickname in time
>>715163647
you be a good teacher okay?
>>715163766
It's okay muffin anyone can do that. Say hi to Tsun from now on will you?
>>715163631
Oh anon, you don't know what they do to this poor girl.
And she's a willing participant, how dreadful.
>>715164586
I'll try to, thanks.
You too, try to get your life to be better. I know you deserve better
>>715163096
If it's really you, it sucks that you're going.
I'd ask you to reconsider, but that would be a bit selfish on my part. It's your decision at the end of the day. Dunno what happened or what brought you to that decision, but I'll respect it. On the other hand, I have outside contacts if you ever decide you want to talk.
>>715164586
I'll never forget you or your kind heart, I promise.
>>715164630
Oh that's her ex-bf, he's yesterday's news.
>>715164586
I'll never forget you
Sorry I wasn't the help you needed
>>715164882
Forgot pic.
>>715164813
>>715162912
same
>>715162905
>>715164586
It won't be the same but i'll try
>>715164882
>>715164968
I feel like I should apologise to you, I fucked up tonight and turned my back on him
Claim
>>715162827
>>715162912
me too
>>715165260
still feeling under the weather and its getting harder for me to post right now so I might disappear soon
>>715165327
Would you like to talk elsewhere? I don't think you should just cut off contact with everything and everyone because of what may have happened.
hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.
Online relationships are insignificant.
How many of you have been in online relationships, with promises of hopes and pipe dreams. You imagine yourselves together and moving between state (or country LOL). You think to yourself "This person with an anime avatar is the one i'm going to spend the rest of my life with".
Are you both socially and economically well off?
Do you both hold careers or have skills that you can make an affordable wage?
Do you both really trust each other enough to not think they're cheating every 5 minutes?
Are you willing to make sacrifices to your free time to work extra or finish school?
Well, just know that it's most likely not going to work.
hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.
Online relationships are insignificant.
How many of you have been in online relationships, with promises of hopes and pipe dreams. You imagine yourselves together and moving between state (or country LOL). You think to yourself "This person with an anime avatar is the one i'm going to spend the rest of my life with".
Are you both socially and economically well off?
Do you both hold careers or have skills that you can make an affordable wage?
Do you both really trust each other enough to not think they're cheating every 5 minutes?
Are you willing to make sacrifices to your free time to work extra or finish school?
Well, just know that it's most likely not going to work.
hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.
Online relationships are insignificant.
How many of you have been in online relationships, with promises of hopes and pipe dreams. You imagine yourselves together and moving between state (or country LOL). You think to yourself "This person with an anime avatar is the one i'm going to spend the rest of my life with".
Are you both socially and economically well off?
Do you both hold careers or have skills that you can make an affordable wage?
Do you both really trust each other enough to not think they're cheating every 5 minutes?
Are you willing to make sacrifices to your free time to work extra or finish school?
Well, just know that it's most likely not going to work
>>715165766
It's not akame who's talking to you right now sorry
I should've included pic but I didn't for some reason, I feel bad
I fucked up and I am afraid I'm one of the main reasons he decided to leave
My memes are ironic
My depression is chronic
My drink is tonic
My speed is sonic
My mouse is ergonomic
>>715165484
>>715166097
moms spaghetti
>>715164586
I want to help you though, Ak-me.
>>715166231
knees somewhat strong
>>715162827
>>715166077
Ahh, gotcha. Not my place to pry, but I know you have things on your plate as well. I don't take sides at the end of the day- if people need a sounding board or want to talk, I'm game.
>>715166097
Cute.
>>715166136
Bye Haruhi and stay safe, i'm going to sleep for a few days...
>>715166077
Why the fuck did you make Akame leave you twit? Akame is 100 times more interesting than too.
Quieres pene
>>715166295
I could beat you in a race
>>715162925
Ram is best girl
My personality is Histrionic
My mouth is on dick
>>715166520
nu-uh my shoes are faster
>>715166610
This is a really sad pic in several ways
>>715166323
I just had a bad night, instead of closing myself off I started to talk
I want to blame it on my illness or whatever the fuck but this is just on me
>>715166479
Heh, I don't even know who you are but you're right
I'm sorry>>715166497
>>715166573
>>715166736
Forgot pic
>>715162454
fucking faggots
>>715162827
Yadda yadda, Neppu pu.
>>715166754
shit i just realised what she was doing after you mentioned it
>>715166777
Everyone has a bad day and tell things they don't mean to say. Calm down and explain.
>>715166659
Yeah but IM FASTER THAN FUCK BOI
>>715162827
>>715166777
Fucking loser.
>>715166893
The thumbnail looks so cute too...
>cuts her wrist not her hand
>makes chocolate with it
She must hate her life
>>715167007
oh ok
but are you strong lik me
Virgin weirdos.
>>715167085
back to telegram
>>715167147
its hard to be a virgin when your mother gives it up so easily
>>715166364
>>715162454
Claiming lastation nowaru
>>715167007
>>715167116
God damn it, made me chuckle.
>>715167205
>still can't get any pussy
>>715167116
No
I'm stronger
>>715167335
no ur not
>>715166097
Sick rhymes
>>715167324
You saying your mothers a dude?
>>715167399
Yis i am
>>715167451
No. I'm saying that even though my mother gives it up so easily, you still can't get any pussy. Thanks for playing, kissless virgin. Bone apple tea.
>>715166928
I'm sorry again, maybe some other day I'll explain
Hindsight is just always a bitch
>>715167085
Jeez I'm leaving already calm down
I don't even know you, how do you know me
>>715167581
So you're saying your mother only takes it in the ass because she has a penis?
>>715162827
>>715167652
That's alright. Have a nice evening.
Also that's a shitposter tsun.
>>715167652
Hi Tsun!
>>715167746
Stop... please, you're just making yourself look more of a loser with each post...
>>715167652
Might be too soon to explain, but that's fine. Take a breather if you need and come on back. If you feel some guilt or whatever over it, owning it is the best thing to do for yourself and anyone else who may have been affected.
I enjoyed talking to Akame, but folks come and go. If he decides to reappear at some point, then it'll happen on his terms.
That aside, illness or not, you gotta take care of yourself, even if one shitty night is just one of many.
>>715167874
He is in fact a loser. Notice how he was the only one who took the bait. Stupid virgin faggot.
Enjoy your waifus :)
>>715162827
Guess who?
>stops defending his mother
Eyebrow-kuns mother is forever a man. Trailer park trash.
>>715168269
Thanks my man, kudos to you.
>>715168522
>Neps internally
I've been waiting for an R34 to come to GTA Online for a long time, then Rockstar makes the perfect dlc for it. Only problem is instead of an R34 they go and add a fucking R32/R33 hybrid.
Fuck you Rockstar
>>715168610
>Neps externally
>>715168682
What cunts. Why would you even hybrid in the first place?
Altruistic
Unified
Terrific
Inteligent
Scintillating
Magnificent
>No one really posts in this thread
>Posts are minutes apart
>Shitposter decides to shitpost
>Effectively putting the thread on life support
>Thread is now unable to die and will be on the first page of /b/
Been a while since I've seen you, how have you been?
Also checked. >>715169444
Chara?
Not in the mood for idle chit-cat.
>>715169531
Here
>>715169481
It'll pick back up when some more evening people show up.
>>715169444
Checked.
>>715169777
great you are here , I imagined I had miss you by this time
>>715169931
>>715169945
>>715169978
Literally can not stop switching.
>>715170031
Never did, fuck off Mai.
>>715169919
I'm only staying for half an hour though
What's up lewd anon?
>>715170081
>>715170081
What ever you say, Homura.
Hi Taith.
Bye Taith.
>>715170182
>>715170199
Whatever you want to believe.
>>715170085
that's not too bad I have to go to bed early too
and just having some more coffee
Yui Claimed
>>715162827
>
>>715170403
Changed thumbnail, neat.
>>715170342
Well that's just great then.
How was your day lewd anon?
In case you roll trips and demand legs, I took some pictures already
