Anons post a superpower, and other anons try to limit it.
Ability to breathe underwater
>>715162195
Only when on land
>>715162195
>you can only go on land
My left arm is a shotgun
>>715162195
only when penetrated by a dolphin
>>715162195
You can only breathe underwater.
>the ability to make explosions happen when I say Chernobyl
>>715162195
Yo what frame is that with the Rakta Cernos?
>>715162465
It is only explosive diarrhea and only affects you.
>>715162465
>the explosions only occur on Jupiter
Ability to turn water into beer at will
>>715162581
>the beer tastes like piss
The ability to roll dubs every time I post
>>715162465
>>715162465
Your name is Chernobyl, and if you try to say anyone's name you say Chernobyl.
>ability to conjure any raw material in any size.
>>715162803
>only on reddit
The ability to snort powdered sugar and within five minutes cough up 99.9% pure crack cocaine
>>715162803
But you aren't allowed to post.
>>715162803
You can only post once a year
>>715162922
>Your dick shrinks by 1cm each time you do it
Ability to fly
>>715162581
Anyone who inhibits this guy needs to crawl under a bulldozer and wait for it to start moving.
>>715163012
But you can only go mach 20
Ability to travel in time backwards and forwards
>>715163012
Only up to 20 ft above sea level
>>715163119
Can only do so in 130 year increments
>>715163012
You have to take a shit every 2 minutes.
The ability to kill all niggers with my mind
>>715163012
Only fly 2 feet off the ground and for one second
>xray vision
>>715162195
>Ability to not want to fucking kill myself
>>715163272
You kill yourself
>>715163222
But you're a ngger
>>715163223
Xray is your only vision
become sexu loli anytime i want
>>715163223
Only works when you close your eyes
Ability to get dubs on command
>>715163272
Because you're dead
>>715163390
Only ugly people will want to fuck you
>>715162195
Ocean cryptogrography degree
>>715163409
Only works when the thread is 5 seconds from 404ing
>Ability to cure all forms of autism
>>715163409
But only on /pol/
>>715163524
But only on yourself.
>>715163390
only when in the presence of subway jared
>>715162951
>the other 0.1% is Botulinum toxins
The ability to see through walls
>>715162195
but the water goes to your lungs
>>715163524
You take on the symptoms of every person you cure
>>715163409
Permab& anytime you get dubs
>>715162423
the recoil breaks your bones everytime you fire
>>715163638
but you're allowed to post cp
I can create super massive quantum singularities
>>715162465
explosions have a 2 MT yield and you aren't blast proof
>>715163345
rekt
>>715163409
but your posts are only visible to you
Your can make anyone orgasm just by thinking about them doing it
>>715162423
Firing pin is broken
I can paint vaginas and they become real
>>715162581
beer is non alcoholic
>>715163746
They kill you
I become a master martial artist at will
>>715163746
They always originate in your ass hole
>>715163825
But it's your parents you have to think about doing it for it to work
>>715163845
Really terribly at art
>>715163871
but you lose all your physical strength
>>715163871
You become even more autistic
>>715163845
they are riddled with STDs when they come to life
Ability to eat anything and never gain weight
>>715163825
You can never have orgasms yourself
>>715163012
>flying for one minute takes the equivalent toll on you as sprinting for a minute would
Ability to turn anything into a tomato
>>715164087
You can only eat while taking a shit
>>715164132
They are always rotten
>>715164132
You're allergic to tomatoes
>>715164087
you're allergic to everything except celery
>>715164087
You actually lose weight every time you eat something to the point where you become a shrivelled Ethiopian fuck
Ability to remain happy
>>715164067
I still wud tho.
>>715164222
The ability to get trips apparently.
I can make chinese people turn into cockroaches when they die
>>715163223
every time you use it you cause the person you were looking at to develop cancer
>Ability to never get sick/instant healing
>>715164294
okay, they're post op tranny pussies
>>715164288
Everyone hates you and wants to kill you
>>715164304
But I can only post limits, never powers
I can control any living creature'smind
>>715162803
Only while drinking bleach
>>715164388
im a pre op tranny, so i really dont give a fuck
>>715164396
Animals too?
I feel like I could live the loner life as long as I had animals and could live someplace to avoid people
>>715164418
For. 0.06 seconds
>>715164288
But you're still fucking dead inside and eveyone around never knows it because you just act so happy all the time to the point where it's not even your real personality anymore, it's a fucking façade you put on in a pathetic attempt to seem normal even though every forced smile you put on takes a little piece of your soul to the point where there's nothing left.
Oh wait, that's me! Carry on
>>715164288
your sadness is transferred to anyone you love until no one loves you, then all of the sadness you would have felt hits you all at once
the ability to die painlessly
>>715164517
I said everyone. Not everything. Animals not included.
>>715164418
you can only force them to commit suicide
>>715164598
You must first live in agony for 50yrs
>>715164598
while chocking on nigger dicks
>>715164460
well shit nigger, they spawn with a plump butt muffin inside of them
>>715164598
life is agony
The ability to not be a nigger.
The ability to summon hot drinks from thin air
>>715164288
all of your negative emotions transfer to the person you love most
Ability to phase through walls
>>715164371
they become 8 ft. tall zombie roaches
>>715164598
>>715164709
I think it's just default preset for /b/ros
>>715164776
you are yellow
>but only when your super power is useless
>>715163064
I wholeheartedly second this man
>>715164800
no cups included
>>715164373
As long as you're wearing a chastity belt
>>715164776
you live in Somaly
>>715163222
Checked
Has to fuck a nigger to kill a nigger of the same sex of the one you fucked.
>>715164803
There's a 50% chance you'll stop midway through phasing and be trapped inside the wall
>>715164460
degenerate
Power to have every power
>>715164926
you mean cut in half?
>>715164845
Asian yellow or this guy yellow?
>>715164916
>Somaly
>>715164926
50% is too much, given one time would be fatal. Let's say 0.5%
>>715164993
everyone else has the same power
>>715164998
no trapped. Your molecules are perfectly the same, just replacing those in the wall
The ability to pay 1.00$ for anything I want to buy
>Power to see any female nude and impregnate them
>>715165090
the global economy crashes faster than you can say brexit
>>715165088
couldn't he just phase out the wall again then?
>>715165088
Thanks anon for clearing that up for me so I didn't have to explain it
>>715165125
Only when there are no females in a 1 mile radius
>>715165088
so you can break out of the wall and be k?
>>715165125
your babies are always retarded
>>715163624
>only in your house
The ability to make your mother die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post.
>>715165253
Nah you'd probably suffocate, wouldn't you?
>>715165291
my mother's an insomniac
>>715165184
once you get stuck you're not allowed to phase again. you have to either be dug out to re-phase, or die due to inability to breathe
>>715165253
If you're stuck through the chest and it's a brick wall, you will not be able to properly breathe
>>715162195
Look over here...
>>715165016
>Somaly
sorry, Somali ofcuarse
>>715165291
Immunity cat follows you arround
>Able to have sex with any girl on pornhub
good luck, nerds.
>>715164373
But your injury or illness is transferred to the closest person too you (physically).
>Fine telekinetics (keyboard manipulation, cooking, driving, crushing neural synapses to cause instant death, masturbating, etc)
>>715165372
she will croak on the toilet then
>>715162398
Kek
>>715164993
you are a 10 year old and it's all in your imagination, also your best friend (sometimes) has to die over and over, but he'll be k
>>715165291
Immunity puppy stops this
>>715162195
I can sage thread without donate
>>715165479
Every time you have sex with them it's filmed and uploaded to pornhub. people you know find the videos
This fucking thread
can suck dick at any time
>>715165394
why can't you phase again? if you can't do that then you don't have the ability to phase through walls do you
>>715165585
this is improvement
Power to not go to prison for any crime you commit.
>>715165399
time kills all, even bone...
>>715165646
but only if you're hetrosexual
>>715163624
>the only thing you can see is your parents having sex
Not needing a remote to control a tv
the ability to master any programming/scripting language
>inb4 not able to use technology
dikdik
>>715163867
That hurts
The power to make cp legal
>>715165669
you automatically suck at sex when you are being filmed (like 0 stamina and poor technique) . you will be laughed at and judged
>>715165479
your years of 4chan have deteriorated your ability to diferfentiate between girl and trap, also you become dyslexic
>>715165355
>>715165394
but lets say you're a fat fuck (like me), and your molecules stay perfectly assembled when phasing through the wall and my molecules replace the ones in the wall, shouldn't I be able to survive the brick wall?
>>715165790
>then all legal porn becomes illegal
Free dick suck whenever you request
>>715165482
you go blind whenever you move something telekinetically
>Power to make clouds come out your mouth like you were vaping, but you're not
>>715165753
you can hear anything above 200 decibels with extreme clarity
The ability to be a pathetic fucking loser that never achieves anything.
You guys can't fuck this one up.
>>715165876
always gay men responding
>>715165876
too much teeth
like, make your dick bleed too much teeth
>>715165876
>You're the one that has to suck it (and swallow)
The ability to teleport any person of my choice to a time & location of my choice
>>715165768
but you can't master any traditional human language
>>715165927
>but only when your vaping
Power to make yourself a unlimited power supply
>>715165927
then you become depressed because all the kids at school call you "dragon faganon" and you cant kill yourself because dragons dont have the ability to end themselves when they are literally immune to everything
>>715165872
You'd still probably be stuck in it because the the wall would tightly surround you. You might survive though idk
>>715165872
i feel like this is turning into a fettish
Supposedly if you were fat going through a single, maybe 2 layers of bricks you could force your malleable body out, but imagine you're phasing through a thicker wall, say 1ft of concrete, you would be stuck and it would be near impossible to contort to force yourself out
Only clean fresh water. To you fish poop is poison.
>>715166067
you can only teleport nude
>>715162195
The ability to go back in time everytime I screw up big time.
>>715166014
I dont think you understand what a superpower is anon
>>715166089
>Power to make yourself a unlimited power supply
It only works on the other side of a black hole's event horizon.
>>715166014
you're constantly forced to try to achieve things that are impossible to achieve by the very nature of your power-- pure torture
>>715166089
but only through UK socket
>>715166067
can't teleport them back
>>715166067
>that person then immediately turns into a dinosaur
the ability to make time freeze for everyone except me
Be a hermaphrodite that can fuck whatever like
Ability to become hitler in modern day.
I can superchill my ass at will to create a nifty portable freezer
Every pair of clothes you wear fits perfectly
>>715166368
during freeze time, you are getting older ten times faster
>>715166478
they're all ugly to everyone else.
>>715166478
your body physically rejects all clothes after an hour of wearing them
>>715166368
This includes clothes, doors, vehicles, electronics, etc. Literally your own naked body is the only thing that can move.
>>715166478
But only clothes of the opposite gender.
>>715166456
when cold you melt like ice cream
>>715166478
but they're never in fashion
I can create and manipulate fire
>>715166478
>you can only wear clothes that are at least 200 years out of date
>>715166478
>for each "pair of clothes" you wear, you develop a new, more taboo fetish
Ability to beat any freestyle rap competition with any rapper
only being able to roll 666
btw roll for 666
>>715166368
>your feet are stuck to the ground whevever you freeze time
the ability to use the banana on ylyl threads and not getting angry responses
>>715166641
but it still burns you
>>715162195
the ability to choose where any wave function collapses.
>>715162195
i can kill op
>>715166674
you never roll 666
>>715166428
> you have to be 99% jewish
>>715166641
you have no way to put it out, and it cannot be quenched with water
>>715166695
>But your balls shrink by 10% every time you post a banana
Ability to ejaculate gallons of jizz at a time
>>715166673
can only communicate through rap battling
>>715166695
>you have a permanent potassium deficiency
Ability to slice a cake perfectly
>>715166695
thread immediately becomes reenactment of original image every single time
>>715166801
>you die if you drink anything other than your own jizz
>>715166673
every time you challenge someone your voice goes out
>the ability to feel the effects of any drug on command
>>715166673
>every time you freestyle you get a little bit more niggerish
Ability to kill all niggers in a 1 mile radius
>>715166853
>allergic to cake
perfectly sized penis
>>715166801
>Each time you cum, you shatter your ankles
I sneeze $100 bills
>>715166882
Good one
Omnipotent
>>715166673
Your freestyle rap is only heared by your opponent. Audience hear nothing.
Your opponents challenge you only to make fun of you - The Mute Rapper and to steal your lyrics.
>>715166801
balls are massive to accommodate load
>>715166911
>forever targeted by mexican drug cartel
can morph into a snake at any time
>>715166915
>by japanese standards
>>715166797
>can only come from your ass
>>715166915
>But only gets hard in the presence of goats
Ability to control other people's behavior with your mind
>>715166959
you shit $100 in pennies
>>715166915
it obtains self consciousness, and refuces to go in dark holes
>>715166673
>everytime you do your pockets inexplicably produce kilograms of spaghetti
>Butt sex
>we'll give it to America
>>715166959
100 canadian dollars
>>715167078
should be fine
>>715166915
>your balls are disproportionately huge
Whenever i drop something it explodes
>>715167114
become eternally klutzy
>>715166256
So real life?
ability to die whenever i want
>>715167217
fuck
>>715167114
everything you drop lands on a cushion of air and doesnt hit the ground
>>715167059
kek
>>715166991
>your human teeth become poisonous and you develop an irresistable urge to bite others
>>715167244
Every time you do, you die.
>>715167244
>you cant die
>>715167244
>go to hell, instantly earn title of satan's ass slave
can freeze time to do sex at ladies
>>715167244
the mere thought of wanting to die will trigger your ability
>>715167244
you rebirth as a nigger in slavery times with all of your memories everytime
>Ability to never sleep or eat
>Don't cross me
Omnipotent
>>715167365
but you can't achieve an erection
>>715167365
>you cant get a boner
ability to bring back abortions to haunt mother
>>715167244
>When you activate your power, your death is by being slowly dissolved in caustic acid.
Ability to shapeshift into any human being at will.
>>715167400
>have to smear yourself in shit to maintain ability
![PEOPLE_DIE_IF_THEY_ARE_KILLED[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vLQZpmb.jpg "PEOPLE_DIE_IF_THEY_ARE_KILLED[1].jpg")
>>715167339
>>715167450
>impotent
Ability to pull a triple-decker reuben out of nowhere
>>715167400
But you barf half of what you eat out
Massive wits to create a constant flood of OC in /b/
>>715167400
But always tired and always hungry.
turn 4chin into a happy place
>>715163222
>only after you give the niggers oral stimulation
i have a superpower to make the superpower itself immune from limiting it.
>>715167450
>you´re too stupid to comprehend your own omnipotence and thus can´t do anything with it
the ability to turn into a robot
>>715167544
You get banned for month every time you post.
>>715167622
>but you don't actually have a super power
Ability to store infinite amount of thingsinside your magical asshole
>>715167535
>can only eat through ass
ability to turn any road into a real life rendition of frogger at anytime
>>715167622
kek
>>715167622
Doesn't actually get a superpower
>>715167535
The reuben will taste like shit, and be perpetually stale
>>715167622
>making "do nothing" immune to being limited still doesn´t do anything
>>715162195
I can instantly die on command.
>>715167622
>the superpower limit limits the superpowers limit to limit the superpower
>>715167622
>wat.jpg
>>715162510
Oberon, obviously
>>715167638
You turn into a vibrating anal dildo.
>>715167713
>military discovers ability and holds you captive to permanently use your ass as a nuclear missile silo
https://discord.gg/AuYhsaT
>/b/ PARTAAE
>>715167713
you uncontrollably orgasm every time you put something in or take something out
>>715167535
>its always a turkey ruben with fat free thousan island
perfect photographic memory
>>715167794
>you can't go back and burn in hell
>>715167794
But your mom will be sad
>>715167794
The only person who can give u the command is already dead
>>715167622
>but your dies in her sleep you dont post in this thread
>>715167850
heh funny, that's my real name, but with an "Au" instead of an "O"
>>715167500
All the abortions were fathered by you and now u have to pay child support
>>715167905
But only up to 1.5 MB
>>715167905
>you can only remember one thing
ability to sing Хоп, мусорок perfectly
The ability to make any shot at any distance
>>715167905
>Images never disappear, have photographic memories of getting raped
Get free petrol or diesel wherever I go.
>>715167905
>you´re only able to remember the last 10 seconds
the ability to make myself less intelligent
>>715167905
You have severe autism
>>715168187
only with a nerf gun
I can resurrerct the dead
>>715168187
>only with a camera
Ability to see through windows
>>715167503
As soon as someone looks at you, you turn back to original shape... And shit yourself
>>715168187
Cumshots only.
>>715168185
but after you have a long lasting massive hangover
invisible super tranny. so can get into the girls restroom
>>715168272
They instantly attack you as soon as you summon them
>>715164598
you will never die and will take on the pain of the world.
>>715168187
>Doesn't own a gun, or allowed to legally aquire one
>>715167905
Only 2megapixel resolution
>>715168233
>The power is so effective that you forget to breathe
The power to make any drink alcoholic
>>715168272
>But after they're resurrected, you can't have sex with their dead bodies.
>>715168274
But only clean ones.
Can talk asleep whenever I want
>>715168476
*fall
>>715168420
>The power to never get above a light buzz
The power to make anyone like you instantly
>>715168476
>you can never wake up and are forever trapped in your sleeping body
Ability to convert any cyanide into oxygen
>>715163064
Here here!
>>715168420
The drink is toxic, and will kill you slowly when you drink it
>>715168476
>Can't control what you say
Can change gender whenever I want
>>715162195
The ability to kill any original poster without dying.
>>715168211
But no more than 1 Litre every month.
>>715168554
The power is limited to 1 person, and everyone else hates you
>>715168554
Girls like you only as a friend.
>>715168588
No one ever gives a fuck and u end up a bitter old man
>>715168554
they try to rape you instantly
>>715168627
But only to a Tumblr gender
>>715168743
At least it's 1 more person than normal.
>>715168554
That person is hillarynclinton
>>715168627
But you get mental disorder.
>>715168627
You don't pick the gender, and you can only do it once every year
ability to add exceptions to R34
pic related
>>715168554
>their personality changes to one you hate
Telekinesis
>>715168420
You become allergic to alcohol
>>715168476
All you ever say are lame anime quotes
>>715168627
You already can, just do what Tumblrinas do and open the dictionary, pick a word, make it your gender
>>715168969
Paralyzed from neck down, and is limited to only types of wood.
>>715168854
Fuck anon, this is a fun thread not a feels thread
get happy nigger!
>>715169020
and only in japanese
>>715169117
Got a point there, off to a feels thread I go!
Breast bread
>>715169208
No fuckbutt, stay here and combat it.
>>715165683
You are physically incapable of committing crimes outside of prisons
>>715169297
I do not have enough alcohol to drown myself and my feels, but sure why not
The ability to play any instrument at a professional level
Power to never be bored
>>715169446
no one ever comes to see you perform or wants to listen to you
>>715169446
>You can only play songs that have over 1 billion views on YouTube
![1481500177436[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/UVFjNYI.gif "1481500177436[1].gif")
>>715169436
We're here for you /b/ro
If you ever feel down, just look at this and cheer up
Power to always have the correct amount of money necessary in my pocket whenever I buy something
