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Penis rate thread
>>715152725
Silly looking
>>715153745
4/10
>>715152725
7/10
Anyone know why my pictures rotate sideways instead of being upright?
>>715153962
would suck
Damn can you put a coin in your foreskin and take a pic? Please!
>>715153745
>
Youri?? O.o XD
>>715154300
nice dubs Rainer
0/10
Rate me.
>>715155166
What?
>>715152725
Any cutfags? No offense to uncut, I'm just in the mood for some cut fags. Beautiful dicks gentlemen.
>>715155440
Nice dick even nicer balls
>>715155440
4/10
>>715155440
Gross.
honest rate please
![20161213_163140[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7qx4fyN.jpg "20161213_163140[1].jpg")
Rate me pls :)
>>715156170
who crapped on the table guys
>>715156170
Turd/10
Rate me
>>715156350
Turd/10
>>715156393
Thick/10
Litterally perfect
>>715152725
>>715153745
>>715153875
>>715153962
>>715154300
>>715155034
>>715155254
>>715155290
>>715155440
>>715156018
>>715156350
>>715156393
you all have really good penises and you should all feel good about them =)
they're all welcome to a place in me <3
>>715155772
hope ya like it
>>715156018
8/10 would suck for sure
>>715156510
Thanks... More?
Rate me
>>715156972
very nice
>>715156972
7/10
>>715157300
7/10
>>715157555
7/10
>>715153745
>>715153875
>>715155290
Get a buzzer, get the smallest guard for it, and trim down all that crotch hair. Otherwise these cocks are great.
Rate? Its small but what do you guys think :)
>>715157991
Fine for me 8.5 /10 would take in my ass
>>715154755
Hahaha good one
>>715157991
underage/10
>>715158203
Thank I hope I can one day ;)
>>715157991
are you a 14 years old fag? please leave
>>715157991
man, size isn't all that important to everyone
regardless, I'd take turns with it in my ass with >>715158203
>>715158314
You wish hahaha
>>715158634
I'm not but thank you
I take it as a compliment
>>715153998
filesize
crop the photo
>>715155034
Even with it foregrounded, this was not a good idea. Also, I see there that you have what looks like a can of shaving cream and a woefully under-cared for dick.
>>715155254
Nice curve, nice veins. No need to do the monkey paw thing, its transparently not that big, but it does look nice.
>>715155290
I've never said this before, but you actually look worse with foreskin. Its a shame, because it looks pleasantly thick except for the weird taper at the top.
>>715155440
Atrocious angle, cut, looks dry, curve is strange.
Its the kind of dick I think that Frankenstein's monster might have.
>>715156018
Twink stick. Its cute.
>>715156350
Did you cover your dick in baby oil? I can't get a feel for the size here, at all. It looks fine, its the camerawork that needs improvement.
>>715156393
I hate the angle. but the dick looks like it could be nice. Also, you're clean and trimmed.
>>715156972
Hell rocket. The angle kind of fucks up the ability to see the size of it, but the head is lovely.
>>715157300
Unreasonable zoom.
>>715157555
This is heartbreaking. its like the picture a 12 year old would take on a Nokia phone.
>>715157991
Twink stick. I actually really like this picture. You're so smooth and pale and the tip of your dick is so bright and colorful. i would suck this.
>>715159236
How about now?
Giz a rate
>>715159487
8/10
>>715159491
7/10
>>715159491
I'm not gay but i wanna swallow it all get it hard then have me bent over & have it all up my ass
>>715159487
Now its literally the most perfect dick in the thread. The color, the length, the thickness, the way the veins protrude. The way the foreskin sits just behind the head, which is shiny and fat.
This is a goddamn cock.
>>715159491
Did you use a selfie stick to take this picture? average, boring dick.
>>715157991 Me
>>715159236
Thanks mate i'd gladly let you
Rate?
r8 please, really curious about it
Got another pic if this one is bad
>>715159769
Thanks here's another
>>715158732
Cheers mate
I like that I look younger it has its ups and downs but what you just said is one of those ups ;)
>>715160117
Good thread! Here's mine, 7.5 inches.
Have shaved pic as well if wanted
>>715159992
9.5 / 10 super sexy , very masculine dick and pose. would serve you for the rest of my life
>>715159992
Good pic not hairy as fuck whitch is good nice and clean many show your balls off more I'd say 8/10
Make way for the real fag of /b/
>>715152725
7/10
>>715153745
8/10, higher if shaved
>>715153962
9/10
>>715154300
0/10
>>715155034
7/10 shave
>>715155254
10/10 assuming crotch isn't hairy
>>715155290
Would be a solid 9 if you shaved, maybe pull the foreskin back
>>715155440
Sahara Desert / 10. Please drink more water and use lotion.
>>715156018
Cute (8/10)
>>715156350
8/10
>>715156393
9/10, 10 if fully shaved but trim is better than nothing
>>715156972
9/10, same case as one above
>>715157555
Pencil dick /10 (looks like you're trying to hard to make it bigger than it actually is, a terrible photo all in all)
>>715157991
Really really cute. Like the perfect dick for a smooth boy assuming it can reach my prostate. 9/10
>>715159487
Very very very good. 9.5/10. Would give 10 if completely shaved.
>>715159491
7/10, looks like you're trying to make it more big than it is
>>715159812
Pull the foreskin back. 9/10
>>715159964
The color of the head is really nice. 9.5/10. Pull foreskin back.
>>715159992
Looks fine / average. 8/10. Should send the other pic since your dick being like that isn't easy to judge on. 9 if shaved.
>>715160117
>>715160149
7/10
>>715160237
Grand Canyon / 10. Drink more water / use lotion. Size is good but aesthetically, the hair and dryness is terrible. 6/10
>>715159812
7/10
>>715159964
7/10
>>715159992
7/10 and more pictures would definitely be appreciated! <3
>>715160050
8/10 that's a lovely looking cock
>>715160117
>>715160149
that wall is very lucky to be so close to such a nice cock <3
>>715160237
7/10
>>715160706
I just want to worship your cock as you cram it all deep inside me
Rate mine?
>>715160858
>no homo
i guess
>>715160248
>>715160362
>>715160503
>>715160512
Thanks for the ratings anons, certainly didn't expect all of that
That's the last one I have
>>715157991 me
>>715160503
Thanks mate we will just have to find out won't we
>>715160858
>>715160927
oh good. i'd make you my fucktoy. no homo.
>>715159812
Don't you guys know how to use a camera? This dick looks nice, but the fucking angle, jesus.
>>715159964
See above, dude. I will say that I love the color of your head.
>>715159992
Its like its coming right at me. Nice curvature, nice head. Overall its really aesthetically pleasing. I just wish I could tell if it was big enough to bother with.
>>715160050
Fuuuck.
This thing is beautiful. It looks heavy, which is wonderful.
>>715160117
>>715160149
Send it back to the planning phase.
>>715160237
That thing looks big. Its a shame its cut, because that really takes away from the pleasure and aesthetics, but its still gorgeous.
>>715160989
I'm 100% straight but there's nothing like my boipussy being penetrated by a juicy huge dick. Gives me a hard-on just thinking about it
>>715160948
Better but show the tip but nice smooth balls I like it and smooth shaft to
>>715160989
>no homo
as much homo as you want <3
>>715161154
I love using straight boys.
>>715160706
Shave that atrocious bush.
But fuck me, if that thing isn't beautiful. Plump, shiny, wet looking head, big fucking veins. It looks thick, it looks long. God, I need to call someone and see if I can get some cock in my mouth tonight.
>>715160777
This looks like the bootleg version of the above dick lol. Its the Antz to that thing's A Bug's Life.
Its still nice enough.
>>715160921
Jesus tapdancing Christ. Did you take this with a security camera in Kuwait?
Not only is it grainy, but the subject is about as bombed out and depleted.
>>715160948
Incomplete.
>>715152725
rate ?
>>715161457
I want your cock inside me
Real fag part 2
>>715160985
I guess you'll just have to stick it in me.
>>715160948
You're welcome. Now that I see how clear and smooth your dick / balls are, 9/10.
>>715160706
Ragnarok /10 (Really big and all, but I'd never go near the hair)
>>715160777
Head kind of looks weird with the rest of the dick. 7/10
>>715160921
The way you're pulling down on it makes it, especially the head, look horrible. 3/10
>>715161457
Now that is a nice penis. Pull back that foreskin. 9-9.5/10
>>715159236
Hey I'm actually about 8". Thanks though.
me >>715155254
>>715161605
>>715161674
older pic
The lack of cum on this thread is alarming. Please show me some semen, guys.
>>715161975
Fuck it worth a shot;
Anyone wanna swap pics, get a private, professional dick rate, or just chat shit then hmu on kik - mannyhew
>>715161457
Pull it back. Zoom out, remove your hand.
>>715161685
More of these Dick Pics From the Secret Annex. Do you not have a light source that would be acceptable in a normal habitation? The only thing I can see is that you're cut and your dick looks dry.
>>715161747
Hey I have no idea who you are or which dick it corresponds to, but no dick in this thread is about 8 inches.
>>715161771
I do, but it looks like you coated the camera lens in vaseline. The dick looks lovely, but your stomach doesn't, and its distracting.
That massive vein though. Fuuuuuck.
>>715161830
Shiny and thin. This is the rapier.
>>715162182
I think thats just how it is tbh. I dont wanna shave it all off. I do have an old pic of it shaved though that I think circulated on tumblr for a while. here
Real Fag Part 3
>>715161685
I'm not even gonna rate that thing. Just look at my previous posts about the dry dicks and fix yourself.
>>715161771
Gosh, yes.
>>715161830
Mmm.
>>715162346
That's honestly a perfect penis, though. Shave it all off.
>>715162500
Ew.
>>715162182
Cock or tits?
>>715162815
I'm clearly rating cocks, not tits.
>>715162500
This is medically horrifying.
>>715162346
I'm not asking for excuses, I'm just telling you what is going on.
Your dick looks fantastic in that photo, it has some real heft to it, which is nice.
>>715160992
>>715159812
older pic
ITT: people compare their tube worms.
>>715160985 me
>>715161674
That's the plan ;) how will we do it mate
>>715162790
To be honest, more people like it trimmed than shaved and keeping the stubble away just isnt worth the effort
>>715162961
Yeah I know, wasn't making excuses just saying that for the most part shaving is too much work
>>715163062
Every picture is an older picture..
>>715163587
I shave and I don't mind keeping it that way I might try waxing tho
>>715163997
>posts picture that is literally on every fucking tumblr ever
>>715163062
Good jesus, men are literally retarded.
What does this mean? Speak, boy. You can do it!
>>715163346
I like the attempt at artistry here. Its a nice enough dick. Uncut. I think it leans a little away from the camera, which is annoying, but I would still give you a handy. If you came a lot, I'd probably suck it.
>>715163587
Goooooood. I love how it hangs. Its so pretty.
>>715163683
The most standard dick imaginable. It almost doesn't have a shape. Its inoffensive, yet I am offended.
>>715164081
i keep my balls and that general area shaved but the pubes get fucking ingrown and annoying.
>>715164133
such a self esteem boost
Real Fag part 4
>>715163438
I don't care. Missionary, Reverse, Doggy, whatever.
>>715163683
8.5/10. Just an average / good penis.
>>715163587
I just think it looks perfect when you shave it along with the stomach. You do you though.
>>715163997
Stop checking it and shave the balls. Otherwise great.
>>715161457
8/10
pull foreskin all the way back plz
>>715164577
Stop choking it ***
>>715152725
everyone join my fiends clashroyale clan called RoyalePurp anything goes in chat.
R8 mine anyone? :3
;)
>>715165209
wow bud
>>715165175
You're as smooth as an egg.
Move your hand, man. It looks nice, but your GIGANTIC FUCKING THUMB is ruining it.
>>715165209
The way your skin moves is unreal. Seeing you peel back from your head is so goddamn sexy. This cock is honestly so frustrating lol I want to shove it in my mouth.
>uncut cocks
>>715165329
This instant confirmation of my suspicion that men with conspicuous belt buckles have small dicks
>>715165528
Imagine being both cut and bitter.
What a life that must be.
>>715163438 me
>>715164577
I think doggy style is the pretty good but I think missionary would be pretty hot
rate? not the best looks
>>715165526
>>715165384
thanks. wonder if this one will work
>>715165175
I love it.
>>715165329
Looks nice. Gets the job done / 10
>>715166365
I can't rate your dick, but I will say your crotch is nasty.
>>715166549
Then missionary it is. Hope it reaches my prostate.
>>715166365
This looks like a science experiment.
>>715166697
Your dick looks like a piece of skirt steak.
>>715166912
GOD drown me.
>>715166697
Forgot to rate you, but I will confirm, not the best looks at all.
Fuck wow there's so many nice cocks in here :s
Rate?
>>715167759
He wrapped his dick in a little bow..
>>715167614
It shure will ;p
This thread in one picture
>>715167759
I love your pic
>>715167737
front, not too bad
>>715165175
10/10 would suck
Snapchat?
>>715161457
That's so fucking gross. How much foreskin do you need?
>>715160948
So huge
>>715160503
Grand Canyon here: Noted and shaved, thanks for the honesty
R8 or H8
honestly if i even get more than a 5/10 i'd be impressed
>>715160706
Deepthroat that as much as i can
>>715154300
Mit ai ganz wichtig.
"Let me grab the base of my cock for some forced perspective so it doesn't look as tiny as it really is."
>>715167867
Looks like you're trying to make it bigger than it actually is, but I'll forgive you for it because its very beautiful and smooth. Originally a 9/10 but 8.9 for cheating.
>>715168158
That looks better. In the previous picture, it genuinely looked like your dick was dirty and switching between colors. I'll give it a 6-7 assuming it can hit my prostate.
>>715168513
You're welcome. It's a great size, just really needed the visual adjustments is all.
>>715168562
8/10
>>715168626
Since its shaved, I'll give you a 5/10, but if it can't hit my prostate then you're unfortunately definitely looking at less. You're also a Grand Canyon. Drink more water / use more lotion.
>>715168989
>>715169004
Example A: The ole, "lemme push in my fat about 3 inches so my dick looks longer."
>>715167950
Forgot to reply to you, love. If it hits, then you have the perfect twink dick!
>>715169126
>>715168989
Since penis length is measured from the pubic bone, whats wrong about pushing in the fat?
>>715169041
Love the loli :3
>>715166912
God that's hot. Any other webms? Can you dump your pics/vids somewhere? Fantastic cock
>>715152725
Would've rated but I saw that nasty uncut dick
>>715169318
I love talking to you man 4chan fags are best fags ;)
>>715169511
His name is Emizel. And he is a shota, not a loli.
>>715169320
You're visually making it longer than it actually is.
>>715169859
It was lovely talking to you too.
>>715169320
No, you don't measure your dick by pushing in the 3 inches of fat over your pelvis. It's not a length that ends up in someones ass or pussy, so don't try to glorify yourself. It's like me pushing up my biceps with my hands and saying they're fucking huge because "it's there, you just can't see it."
>>715170431
Shit sorry I always get confused sorry my bad
>>715170431
Ay mate you got any uhh like communication things we can still talk on ? Such as kik or something?
Rate?
rate?
>>715171091
Wow. Never really get asked to talk outside of here. I have Facebook. I'd have to redownload Kik but I don't mind.
Do you guys reckon its better to leave the foreskin on when you do rate or off the head?
>>715171653
I'd be glad to talk with you off of 4chan you seem like a cewl dude maybe kik is beast because fbook is kinda dumb and I only use it like onece a week but kik I use almost every day to talk to cunny funts
>>715171056
8/10 dick, but that bush is a huge no no.
>>715171234
Please stop this pushing your fat in to make it bigger meme.
Otherwise, 8.5
>>715171575
Terrible picture angle but 6-7/10
>>715171685
I prefer the skin to be just at the bottom of the head so we can see how the bead looks like as well as the foreskin.
>>715172169
Alrighty. I'll have to delete something because my tablet has like no space, but if you wanna talk I don't mind.
>>715171575
Kinda weird bend but its OK you need to show your balls uhh many trim but I can't see that much but long I'd give it a 7.8/10
>>715172566
Yeah I do wanna talk your a cewl mate
Soft in this one
Rate?
>>715172566
Believe what you want, but I was just using my thumb to stand it up straight since I was sitting reclined back some.
>>715172814
Just reinstalled. MacabrexEmizel
>>715173090
8/10
>>715173147
If you really weren't doing that, then 9/10.
>>715171234
Long nicely shaved uhh good balls I'd give it a 8/10
>>715171056
>>715171234
>>715167867
>>715173090
These are some nice looking dicks.
More?
>>715171234
WOW
>>715156350
it looks like melting chocolate
>>715173692
>>715173910
Do you have a frenulum?
>>715173947
how many girls have seen it? and what country are you from?
>>715174092
Don't have any pics from that angle, but yes.
>>715174233
11 England
No staging whatsoever. Can I get an honest rate for an honest pic?
>>715174264
damn. were you cut as an infant?
Bump
>>715152725
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>>715173947
unroll that bad boy
Not big, but does anyone like it?
>>715174544
All I know is the skin moves just fine.
>>715175076
dryasfuck/10
I dont mind cut dick but damn dude use some lotion.
>>715171056
>>715171234
>>715173910
>>715173947
>>715174013
not down my throat where they should be/10
>>715175216
nice Wallace and Gromit VHS collection
>>715175562
aint me, this is tho
also wallace and gromit is great
>>715152725
Your dick is stupid looking.
>>715174987
>>715155440
Kik? Snapchat?
>>715175216
mhmm, lets see you spread those cheeks, boy
>>715176275
>>715176728
thx bae, I'd worship that cock and your balls and your taint
Rate my cock
>>715177396
>>715177432
>>715177462
>>715177484
>>715177396
>>715177432
>>715177462
great pix, I'd gag on it, 8/10
>>715173910
You're welcome.
>>715173947
Very nice. 9/10
>>715174013
You lost points for choking your dick, but 9/10 for the smoothness.
>>715174469
Honestly. I would honestly have to say that honestly its really small and the least you could do is shave your forest so it doesn't honestly look so nasty and unappealing. 4/10, 5/10 if it hits my prostate
>>715175076
Hello Rocky Mountains. I see you are bringing dry weather. (3/10)
>>715175520
I'm curious about that red spot on top, but 8.5
>>715177396
8/10, 9 if shaved.
>>715177516
Damn, that could be my wallpaper bro
>>715178502
Kek. I'd love to see that anon
>>715179704
Hang on, lemme take a picture using my tongue with my shoulder-mounted camera... lol
keep up the hi quality self-marketing
