ITT: Bad descriptions of games and we have to guess what it is.
>wake up
>wife takes kid to school
>blammyblammy.jpeg
>wife is kill
>kid is gone
>work for bad guy
>>715150758
Pokemon Red
>>715150758
Pac-Man?
>wake up on an island
>Forever alone
>am god
>>715151012
>>715151128
So damn close
>>715151468
Minecraft
>>715150758
fallout 4
>>715151962
You won
>>715151468
Link's Awakening
>>715150758
the getaway
game sucks
>local hero thinks he is an ape
>Everyone will be robots
>Start game, place down units and let you team know where they are going, start, all your units are killed by arty fags and then helifags rush your spawn
>>715150758
> be kid
> break out
> join brother
> go stealing
> They were all dead.
> The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point.
>>715152267
What is that??? Max Payne?
>get out of bus
>I;m in the middle of the desert
>random hobo charges at me
>Fukushima
>Fight mutants
>Find yourself
>>715150758
Sounds like Getaway
> crash plane
> go underwater
> people on drugs everywhere
> also a lot of small kids + big robots
>Get attacked
>Fight ayy
>Reach space station
>Fight more ayy
>Reach control room
>Gotta find the captain
>Find robot
>Gotta find the keys to this ship
>Find key
>Siri says no
>Gotta trust Siri this time
>Find captain
>He's an ayy
>Kill him
>Go to original ship
>Do some stuff
>Fly away
>Robot still alive
>>715152462
borderlands?
>>715152573
Bioshock
Never played it
>>715152389
>>715152573
Bioshock too easy
>>715152639
yep
>>715152588
HOLA
>>715152684
I forgot how well it was written. I want to replay it now.
>be me
>born in Italy
>move to America illegally
>get into stealing things
>i'm not black
>go to prison
>beat up the guy that tries to rape me
>spice meatbal
>kill my manager
end
>Be a fatass
>Everything is dark
>You're haunted by some kind of spirits
>Spirits try to kill you at all cost
>Run away from them like the pussy bitch you are
>walk right
>trip over grass
>die
>get framed for killing of someone you're protecting
>meet mysterious magic man
>magic man gives you magic
>carry out assassinations on the people who framed you
>>715152798
More specific?
>on train
>train explode
>kill man who make train explode
>>715153124
Dishonored
>>715153124
Dishonored.
>>715153100
Pac Man
>get shot
>wake up
>hi doctor
>who shot me?
>either go north or east & around
>its dangerous directly north
>>715153144
HOLA 1?
>>715153124
abraham lincoln vampire hunter
>>715153359
New Vegas
>>715153100
every generic "horror" game nowadays?
>>715153359
Fallout New Vegas, fucking easy
>>715153308
Cod mw
>>715153392
that was quick nice job!
CPU
>barracks in 2 turns
Human
>barracks in 5 turns
>>715153056
mafia2?
>>715153516
Yep! Nice.
>>715153513
Civ 5/6
>>715152503
Axiom Verge?
>>715152236
Deus Ex?
Mrs. Skeletal gives deadly SUCC to mole. You have to revive him by BLOWing him.
>Protag is a girl that can transform into a light spaceship
>NES Game
>Has double lightsaber that predates darth maul
>You have to blow up a planet
>>715153586
correct
>>715150758
Beeeetle, he's as bad as can and he knowwwwwws he's the best!
>be me
>driving to eat
>Big order
>be adopted
>have magic ghost powers
>adoptive parents abandon you
>join the army
>murder the arab president
>become homeless
>deliver baby
>save the world from evil ghosts
>magician makes you build a portal
>all for science
>wake up in new world
>foreveralone.png
>>715153354
Yep
>>715153379
Meh close enough
>>715153428
No
>>715153589
Nope. If you need a hint, let me know.
>>715153359
It's POORLY described video games. That's pretty damn accurate.
>>715153693
san andreas
> Wake up as guy
> Everyone calls you guy
> Not really guy after all
> You are guy
>>715153693
GTA:SA
>>715153459
Nope
>swim up out of pool
>vines reach up trying to grab you
>SLOWLY walk to the right
>some black boar-like creature follows you
>>715153792
>>715153802
right!
>be a nigger
>work with italians
>entire game realize that italians aren't really white
>rob things
such is life in the bayou
>>715152245
Uncharted 4
>>715153724
Don't starve?
>>715153698
jodie's bizarre adventure
>hipster girls
>time magic
>tornadoes
>suicide
>Mean Girls 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>715153940
Yep
>>715153927
Mafia 3
> Never played it
> Seen 1 trailer
>fall asleep
>wake up 10000 years later
>retarded robot guides you around
>spend 10 minutes making a city
>destroy it with mods that crash the game
>terrible graphics
>>715153308
borderlands 2
>>715153938
Right!
>>715153633
Metroid
>>715153798
uhh soma?
>>715154026
correct
>>715154012
life ist strange
>>715152245
too easy, uncharted 4
>>715154063
Correct!
>wake up in world with someone who teaches you how to make stuff
>kill hell monsters
>kill cthulu's half-brother
>>715153978
Ding ding ding
>punch tree
>get wood
>>715153876
I chuckeled as i remembered the conversation between the fat guy(it's so long ago that i played this that i forgot his name) and the guy at burgershot
>>715154061
simcity?
>>715154061
sims
>>715154012
Life is strange
>>715154109
negative
> mfw
> Very popular famous game
> No one will get
>>715153927
Pls dont remind me
>>715154048
Portal 2 ?
>>715154061
any simcity
>>715150758
Get hired by space guy
Do missions for space guy but u don't like space guy
Why u did things for space Guy??
>>715154232
cod.
easy as shit
>wake up
>everything past 24 hrs my fault sry
>killem
>WIN
>>715150758
>family is taken hostage
>have to complete missions for sherif
>bears can kill
>treason
>>715154232
Minecraft
>>715154103
In what fucking game did Samus used a dual lightsaber and morphed into a spaceship
>controll Cities / ppl
>topgraphix.iso
>get blue car
>chess at intro
>> trapped and chases by the undead
>> only 4 ways to stop them but only for a shot time
>> at least i have yummy fruit
>GOD:Wake up you dead bitch
>GOD:Devil kidnapped my daughter
>GOD:Go to hell and get her back
>Me:Why can't yo oh do it?
>GOD:Because fuck you that's why, go to hell!
> goes to hell
> in foreign lands
> build wall
> locals get angry
> fight till death
>>715154388
mass effect 2 prb
>>715153798
Knights of the old republic?
>>715154422
red dead redemption
>>715154135
Correct!
>be army chick
>sister is marrying some douchebag
>sister gets turned into statue
>get cursed
>"destroy the world or die"
>evil space pope
>drop a planet onto another planet
>crystal lesbians
>>715154525
Nope
>Wake up after a nightmare
>Die
>Go into a dream
>Become instant legendary warrior
>go through game killing shit
>by the ending you either kill and become the final boss or you wake up and it turns out it was all just a dream.
>wtf just happened.
>>715154507
Bruce allmighty
>>715154538
:( guess it was too easy
>rock fall from sky
>rock is man
>man is angel
>demon arrive
>beat up demon
>>715154460
Yep
>>715154404
I'm assuming you meant Call of Duty? Either way, no.
>>715154509
Presidental election Simulator
>>715154378
Yes
>be super badass inquistor type thing for empire
>boss shit around, the plebs listen to your authority
>decide to support empire or rebel
>emperor wants to kill you anyway
>fuck you
>>715153798
>>715154320
Easy, metal gear solid
>be huge faggot
>start gay thread
>can't stop sucking dicks
>>715152462
Hitman absolution?
>click girls tits to make them like you
>>715152236
Ratchet and clank: up your arsenal
> Uppity nigger thinks hes great
> Goes to prison
> Gets out of prison
> Takes another shot at greatness
> Beats up white guy
> Cucks dad's white daughter in the end
>>715154507
Dante's Inferno?
>>715154617
Darksiders
>>715154509
America 2016?
>>715154600
No
God is Zeus
>>715154634
LOL
no
>>715154388
Im guessing noone will know this one?
>>715150758
>Space... not final frontier.
>Weeping and hiding.
>>715154645
No
> Not specific enough
>weird guy appears
>talks all sorts of bullshit
>mom's always cool'n'chill
>ass of a friend
>be me
>my brother is jealous because daddy favors me
>me and brother fight
>>715154644
Starwars the ol' republic
>>715152109
You suck you fucking faggat
>>715154659
OP the game
>>715154659
OP simulator
>>715150758
Heavy rain
>gf outside garage
>dudes come near
>gf gets punched
>dudes take her away
>mfw have to save her
>beat the shit out of everyone
Hint: it´s a beat'em up
>be me
>best friend and I roll up to mad scientist's crib
>he's built a fucking time machine
>best friend goes through it
>fuckingdumbass.jpeg
>travel through time looking for beat friend
>>715154811
MGS1
>>715154812
Nope.
>>715154659
Overwatch.
>Wake up with amnesia
>What the fuck demons everywhere
>get shot in head
>wake up
>seek revenge
>>715154590
Diablo? i have no idea
>Former Criminal
>Get shot by old pal you used to run with
>Left for dead but saved by bystander
>Work for the government to get your family back
>>715154879
kekekekeke
>>715154880
Jeez I wonder
>>715154880
......amnesia?
>>715154778
mby greentext next time
>>715154805
Pokemon red/blue
>>715154681
Right.
>>715154906
New vegas
>>715154872
ahhaha dude didn't think anyone would catch that one so fast
>>715154786
Metal gear solid 5 then
>Is that specific enough?
>>715154858
EZ Double Dragon
>>715154906
Kill Bill the game ???
>>715154659
Fifa 17
My turn
>ClickedityClickedityClickedity Clickclickclickclick CLICK.
>>715154980
well played anon
>>715154509
the forest
>>715153612
Banjo-Tooie
>>715155009
Right
>>715154906
Either Fallout New Vegas or Mafia 4 or ehm red dead ?
>>715154906
New vegas
>You live in a hole
>Shit's fucked
>Go outside
>Shit's fuckeder
>Blam blam pew pew
>>715150758
> Niggers
> wake up on ship
> storm didn't wake me
> stuck behind stupid fucking guard for 1.5 minutes
> open hatch to outside
> niggers
> AH! Yes! We've been expecting you.
> 45 minute class creation
> steal EVERYTHING
> get killed by rat
>>715154925
It is a very hard game.
>>715153056
Mafia 2
>>715154048
Fallout 4
>>715154725
nope!
> lands are arabic
> Going down trail
> Avoid obstacles
> Never can win
> Only eaten
>>715154715
Nope
>>715155095
Morrowind
>>715155019
Cookie-Clicker
>>715155095
Morrowind
>>715155079
Fallout?
>>715153110
gta?
>>715154779
dead space?
>>715153124
Dishounered
>>715155212
You win
>>715155079
Doom
>>715154507
Hint
> rise from your grave
Now you can google it
>>715155093
Gta
>>715155004
NO!!!
> There are two MGSVs
>>715155167
thingy ruin runner, can't remember the name
>>715155058
no, no and no.
one of them isn't even a game yet smh
>>715153863
Another World
>>715154906
Fallout new vegas
>>715155063
nope
>>715155204
No, but it involves many mouse clicks.
>>715154906
Kill bill?
>>715153110
has to be qwop
>>715153863
Another World.
>>715155167
nidhogg?
>>715154507
Altered Beast
>>715155107
Genre?
>>715155298
Temple run?
>super plague killing people
>have to find 4 magic reagents to make cure
>holy paladin chick joins the dark side
>kill her and her new lizard friends before they enslave humanity
>>715150758
> Get hired by space guy
> Fight aliens and shit for space guy but u don't like space guy
> Why did u work for space guy??
>>715154509
The Forest?
>>715155384
yah
>>715154048
density?
>tried to get laid
>lost humanity in the process
>fuck
>well, let's fuck this cute crazy chick
>shot zombies because
>discover how snuff films are made
>furniture out of human flesh and bone
>jesus fucking chist, that's one fucking haunted house
>>715155339
lol
>>715155093
Prison archiect
>family is kill
>Kill man who killed family
>Man was a little part in a big machine
>Conspiracy
>Kill all of them
Series has recently gone to complete shit and nobody really understands what the hell is going on with it anymore... Should be easy, if you need tips just ask
>>715155374
Finally
>world full of monsters to kill for their gold.
>Cid is your best friend
>don't even know why I do this
>get to command an army of my own
>we all wear red
>some guys wearing some animal skins, kinda weird
>kill everything
>watch youtube tutorials on how to kill things better
>am basically a demigod
>>715154880
I know! Agony
>>715155496
Sounds like Max Payne.
>>715155251
Altered Beast
>be elf
>proceed to save through dreams
>noice village
> Wake up
> Be naked
>>715154507
Altered Beast.
>walk around
>kill people
>piss at them
>>715153863
hint: it has a different name in europe than in the states
>>715155525
God of War
>>715155586
rust
>space niggers crash on earth
>freaky fucks
>space niggers are far more advanced in weapon technology but we stand a chance somehow
>>715154547
FFXIII
>be a robot
>enter a tournament
>kill people
>get rekt by ninja
Can you guess which game?
>>715155595
Postal (2?)
>>715154491
resident evil?
>>715155249
nope
>Go skiing
>Holy shit is that bigfoot!
>>715155525
forgot to mention
>almost nothing but war
>>715150758
>a turd of biblical proportions
>>715155586
Rust
>>715155640
correct
>>715152244
Sc2
>>715154859
No guesses?
>Drink blood
>Kill dragons
>Fuck or die
>>715154262
>>715154241
nope. Minecraft
>>715155507
that's a bunch of final fantasy right there
>>715155707
Nope
>>715155496
Max Payne
>>715155402
Come on people guess this one
>>715154940
GTA v
>wake up
>got shot
>seek revenge
>find yourself wandering through desert
>meet several allies along the way
>many questions left unopened
>>715154489
Monopoly Tycoon
>>715155669
yes
>>715155715
Skyrim
>>715155352
yep
or out of this world
>>715155586
Ark
>>715155741
All of my Nope.
>>715152588
Sounds like fucking dead space
>>715154617
Forgot
>beat up death itself
>Be sort of dead but not alive
>fight to the top
>so much death
>WAAATACHINGCHAA
>spooky skeletal
>>715155609
Another World/Out of this World
>>715155644
xcom?
>>715155676
ok... Halflife 1
some retarded child left his art all over the place and you have to clean up after his shit as quick as possible while avoiding strangers because you have autism and they keep stare raping you and it triggers PTSD flashes
ez one
>>715154491
pacman again
COME ON GUYS, I know it's not easy so I ll give another element
>be elf
>proceed to save through dreams
>noice village
>fucking monkeys
scandinavia with elves and shit
>>715155870
Medieval
>>715153308
Cod/Bf3
>>715151962
you wise motherfucker
>>715155792
Lol
That last one should be >questions left unanswered
Fucking phone
>>715155879
shit I forgot the meme arrow
>>715155800
Nope
>medival ages
>>715155715
dragon age
Doubt any of you niggers even played this, so I'll basically spell it out:
>be high-school magical girl
>kill monsters with magic and shit
>find a monster that uses original strategy
>doesn't even try to hurt you
>just shows your pussy on national TV and such
>try to fight back and defeat him
>he just comes with new ways to shame you in public
>like how fucking low can he get?
>showing your class a video of you changing?
>transmitting on national TV how you bathe?
>using hostages as he masturbates you in public?
>it gets worse
> Transported to strange new world
> Meet shitskin Islander natives(gross)
> Go on epic journey
> Your not real
> Go back to not existing
> Everyone sad
>>715155295
Not phantom pain... The fully released game of metal gear solid 5...
>I'm randomly placed in a weird place
>it's the future, my man
>some robot asshole cuts my head of with a sniper rifle
>"i am the alpha and the omega" he says while dancing on my corpse
>>715155743
You and your best friend are not the same type of being
>home town gets nuked
>level up a few dozen times and find some lost technology
>shoot down dragons etc. with lasers
>"accidentally" blow up entire planet
>>715155988
Yes
>ski down mountain
>monster chases you
>monster always gets you
>>715154617
ff7
>begin as rich retiree in your 30s
>own massive house
>go though game getting richer
>halfway through game madman eats human chili
>multiple endings
>jet swapping is fun
>>715151468
Black ane white
>>715155879
>>>715155741
slender
this one is a classic
>find castle
>enter castle
>kill every living thing you find
>hard af
>zombies with swords
>attacked in tower
>fight zombies with swords
> Get hired by space guy
> Fight aliens and shit for space guy but u don't like space guy
> Why did u work for space guy??
>>715152267
Thats a good description though...
>>715155688
Rome: Total War
>>715152245
uncharted?
>>715156112
dark souls
>hard as fuck
>>715156095
>>715155547
Also no
>>715155792
new vegas?
but there you get shot and then wake up so dunno
>>715156112
Any Super Mario
>Be prisoner
>Dude saves you from getting your head chopped off
>Later on you kill dude to stop the end of the world
>Wander around aimlessly killing and looting things
>Stopping the end of the world is surprisingly the least exciting thing you'll ever do
>>715155761
>>715155558
Yes
I guess this applies to a wide range of games tbh, I should've been more specific... This can kinda sound like assassins Creed 2 as well now that I think about it.
>>715155871
yessir
>>715155870
>Be sort of dead but not alive
dark souls?
>>715154221
terraria
>>715155686
>>715155869
Dante's God of War clone
>two horny cousins (boy & girl) on deserted island
>eight different endings
>three of the endings you rape her
>game is free to play without patreon
>>715155994
FF XII
>>715154590
bloodborne
>>715156088
Michael i well in his 40s.
>>715156181
>>715156184
Nope keep trying
>>715156216
Skyrim
>Be Italian
>be Plumber
>Jump on turtles
>Princess is in another castle
>Brother is luig
>>715155948
Nope
