Waifu claiming thread.
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>>715136246
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claim
nerf redemption
Claim
I just cut myself on a torch
![Guren[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Afgqhi8.jpg "Guren[3].jpg")
>>715144741 [kurisu]
Oh you do? And who could that be?
I can't seem to put a face to them.
![Syndra [27].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [27].jpg")
>>715146042
secret
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715146380
where is that quote from?
>>715146029
wouldn't that be burned? :o
>>715146510
A flashlight. I forgot i have to talk american here
![Guren[64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hPvsPQB.jpg "Guren[64].jpg")
>>715146169
Come on now..
Don't be like that.
It's been a long time since I saw a waifu thread die
>>715146885
waifu died a long time ago
>>715146765
how do you fuck up that bad with a flashlight? :o
>>715146885
>thread dies
>It got deleted!
>thread gets deleted
>It died!
>>715147325
I don't know, i was screwing the top on after putting battery's in it and a cut my finger -_-
>>715146510
It's from the OP of the show. The characters are the "Survival Gamers" and supporting the characters makes you atrocious and that's okay. You have to be above criticism and judgement, good and evil because it's all subjective anyway.
>>715146860
>>715147835
your waifu is very cute post more please
>>715147714
why do you need a flashlight? :o
>>715148022
To light things up -_-
>>715147402
You sure it got deleted? No one wrote in it for some minutes, but oh well
>>715147325
It was never alive
>>715147969
a tsunyun
>>715148176
at 3pm? :o
>>715148022
she's only cute on the outside
>>715148256
Hey chara
How are you today?
>>715148256
I feel alive when you're around :o
>>715148324
then post her outside :o
Claim
>>715148343
I'm doing fine, just wrote some stuff down regarding philosophy. What about you?
>>715148345
That's sad. You shouldn't depend on me, but thank you anyway
>>715148426
but it what's on the inside that counts
![Guren[15].png](https://i.imgur.com/PBybCHA.png "Guren[15].png")
>>715147969
hi
>>715148593
I just enjoy seeing you and others c:
stay cute and wonderful
>>715148600
post inside then :o
>>715148651
hey cutie :o
tell me a riddle
>>715148797
Who else do you enjoy seeing?
I'll try to, thanks
Til Valhalla!
TFW the work you hate is in a gym so all the tiny gym cuties come in for coffees and sandwiches
Claim!
>>715149057
Well, well, look at Rory being thirsty
>>715149075
Did you claim the "!"?
>>715149108
wai u do this to sachi
>>715149108
slachi :o
>>715148281
It's 10:10 pm -_-
And i don't need it right now -_-
>>715149108
Cancer
Claimu
>>715145974
?
>>715148989
koishi
my
allice
yui
nui
makoto
miku
chen
there's more but I'm bad with names :o
>>715149401
an item in LoL
hey cutie
>>715149330
when will you need it? It's 2016 we have electricity :o
>>715149419
So... basically everyone?
>>715148797
lewd!
>>715149525
When it's too dark outside or in a cupboard or when the electric goes off because i haven't paid the bill or when my lightbulb breaks or when i'm trying to fix an electronic and i need it to be brighter -_-
>>715149756
Forgot pic
>>715148593
What was it about? Or just philosophy in general?
Got done gaming waiting to hit the hay
>>715148702
I don't know what to do anymore
>>715149845
Just some notes. It was mostly about the categorical imperative and about maxim.
>>715149525
Oh alrighty.
Hi Konata! up to much?
>>715149599
no just the cuties
but I enjoy seeing you around because you're especially uniquely cute :o
>>715149665
Yep! ^-^
>>715149756
that sounds like a hassle and why do you forget to pay a bill?
![Guren[62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZNP8BVW.jpg "Guren[62].jpg")
>>715149845
me neither
>>715146169
So I can safely assume it's you then?
>>715149212
With this many people who show up and constantly lean over...
>>715150038
no just messaging a buddy on steam
oreo is sick but he will be ok
>>715150059
Then... who don't you like seeing around?
Now now, that's just a lie.
>>715150127
Just watch out that you don't start drolling on the counter.
>>715150183
Oh thank god he is going to be okay.
>>715150059
Because i forget a lot of things
>>715150018
I am not sure what those terms mean but I hope you did well
I'm actualy gonna go now, have a good evening
>>715150109
Well I won't stop you from having fun
I am just incredeably sad and generally lost what to do
Have a good evening I won't be a burden for you any longer
>>715150357
Don't worry, I had no idea either.
Good night and have fun!
>>715150322
Did you forget about me? :o
>>715150247
I'm getting him back on Thursday
I don't like to start drama but I don't enjoy cuties that won't lewd ;-;
>>715150183
Oh, hope you two are having fun.
That's good news but who's oreo? is he your dog? tell me it's a Springer Spaniel!
>>715150059
those are for her eyes only. who is your waifu?
>>715150659
I'm glad everything turned out okay.
But... I stopped lewding mostly. And most other anons also don't lewd... or am I just ignorant?
![Guren[53].png](https://i.imgur.com/mWnfdEm.jpg "Guren[53].png")
>>715150357
you're not one
you're the opposite of one.
Kakyoin claimed.
>>715148856
Neither young, and neither old.
Often sought, it can't be sold.
It can be just a token,
That which holds it can be broken.
What am I?
>>715150857
doesn't feel like that
it's hard caring right now
Goodbye
>>715150831
some are lewd elsewhere
and I am preparing for his return with toys and snacks and hugs
>>715150824
it's a mystery :o
>>715150823
He's my cat and best friend
>>715150984
Money
>>715150823
>>715150896
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Claimed.
Sameji claim'd
![Guren[65].png](https://i.imgur.com/z58wxEm.png "Guren[65].png")
>>715151047
I can't blame you.
goodbye
>>715150247
Im not droll at all. And they're all butterface. But most of them barely reach my shoulder.
>>715151157
>>715151221
Is an alright bloke
>>715150659
No
カラミチーマス
>>715151061
Don't be ashamed to say who she is
>>715151061
Hmm... like yesterday? Well, have fun then. I won't judge.
>>715151371
Well, you can always pull a bag over their heads. Then the butterface doesn't matter.
>>715151321
Lovely Sameji
>>715151447
-hugs-
:o
>>715151078
Nope
>>715150984
Love?
>>715151607
He doesn't have one
>>715151626
*Hugs back*
-_-
>>715151803
:( you figured it out
>>715151836
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-oh, I got a new thing-
> no Rei
ALL YOUR WAIFUS ARE SHIT AND FALSE BEFORE THE ONE TRUE WAIFU
>>715151860
really? Aww yiss
>>715151997
What thing?
>>715150659
>I don't like to start drama but I don't enjoy cuties that won't lewd ;-;
Cuties are not to lewd though.
>>715151061
Oh, that's cute too, i assume he's black and white then?
>>715151157
Shiro! how are you?
>>715152190
-it would of worked out of I got trips there. But alas, I didnt. So....-
-blinks-
>>715152134
I came up with that one on my own. As far as I know anyway
>>715151615
Correct
>>715151836
She'll come to him soon enough then.
>>715152394
*Winks*
>>715152515
-attempts to wink eye, but looks like he is having a stroke-
You can't see this post.
Lain
Claimed.
>>715152664
Why you do dis
>>715152610
Why are you talking in 3rd person?
>>715152615
Yes i can
>>715152432
It was a nice one.
>>715152459
Well, I hope you have some bags with you.
>>715152803
-it's called 3rd person syndrome, he says-
>>715152721
Hope you don't mind Griffith
>>715152778
Because somebody already claimed Rei this thread.
>>715152858
Ok, he reply's
>>715151615
yeah that was nice and thanks
>>715152388
he is indeed :o
>>715152803
how did you do it?
I need my rest
later gators!
>>715152832
>cafe
>takeaway hot and cold foods and pastries
>bags
Nigga I have kilos of brown paper bags.
>>715153087
Magic
>>715153224
Bye
>>715152388
Hi Nui! I'm doing pretty good. Just watching some YouTube then going to play some Pokemon later.
How about you?
>>715153030
-meows-
oh, no
>>715153265
but are they big enough to fit over a head?
The ones I had weren't.
>>715153224
See ya
>>715153396
?
>>715152832
Thank you
>>715152909
It seems more like he was just making a statement that everyone elses waifu a shit
>>715153069
Ah, maybe you could show a pic sometime.
>>715153224
Sleep well!
>>715153376
Ah, that's good, sounds pretty comfy, which game?
I'm still playing Dead Rising and OTR.
>>715153572
-I've contracted faggot syndrome..-
>>715153416
We. Have. Kilos. Ill make it work.
>>715153755
Now I can only picture you slapping someone with those kilos until they're unconscious and then repeatedly pulling those bags over their head until there are so many that you can't see the face through the ripped bags
>>715153753
Oh noes
>>715154149
-help me- ;n;
>>715153988
Its simple. Cut a few into an interlocking superbag. Secure with sticky tape. Go to town.
>>715153574
Maybe that is true, but I don't mind being forced to post Lain for a little bit, she is my favorite character of all time afterall.
>>715154242
How? Should i shoot you?
>>715154321
-no! I'd like to live, p-please...-
>>715153663
Emerald. I'm doing a Nuzlocke currently.
>>715154582
I think it's the only way though
>>715155038
-.,.-
>>715155073
I'll miss you
>>715155485
-don't shoot me, I'm tired-
-falls asleep-
>>715154894
Oh, well good luck on that.
>>715155617
*Shoots myself*
See the gif from >>715151836
My waifu
>>715155817
-is asleep-
why'd you do that?
>>715156133
Because i want to kill myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLX7n-WDBOw
>>715156345
Hey look, it's Pikachu but not.
>>715156618
Did you just mispokémon my Mimikyu?
>>715156725
No.
>>715156345
https://youtu.be/5jHy0ZjkdiM
>>715156792
That's some fucking Nostalgia right there for me.
I just wish I could find those games again and continue playing it. I have a nice suicune after all...
It's my favourite Pokémon of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9heoRINbo0o
>>715156770
That's good then.
A few more days until I'm on leave
>>715157114
https://youtu.be/FSK5Gtf5bkA
I know where my Red and Yellow are.
https://youtu.be/mCoQm8bIyyw
>>715157436
Literally who?
>>715157436
Leave of what?
>>715157758
I also can't find Red, Blue and Yellow
Just... just kill me. This is the worst.
>random old spice dude in video
kek
>glitch exhibition
>People pay money for
I just...
>>715157993
Oh you know, just some newfag trash that you don't like :^)
>>715158058
Army, will be on leave 'til January.
Basically will be on vacation I guess
>>715157993
Discount Megumin
>>715156242
-hugs-
>>715157993
Back to Telegram
>>715158335
*Hugs back*
I wasn't joking btw
>>715158828
-hugs more-
Why?
>>715158657
>>715158061
No, that was donations to Prevent Cancer Foundation. Days of speedrunning. They raised 1.5 million, of which about 300k was purely to save or kill the animals in Super Metroid.
https://youtu.be/LFI0a-uMD_U
>not to prevent cancer foundation but to doctors without borders
>I watched this live and gave them my energy at 5am
jesus fuck
>>715158922
see >>715159054
>>715159054
>>715159054
>>715159156
jesus laff
>>715159026
Ah, speedrunning makes more sense to me. It's always good when there is some crowdfunding project for doctors without borders or similar stuff.
>I just wish I had the money
>But I have to be a Jew about everything
>>715159315
big laff
>>715159180
ok
>>715159449
i have to let you know mugi is a newfag
>>715159355
>Notch donated 42k to both save and kill
Thats just asinine. Damnit Notch.
The PETA wannabes ruined a world record live speedrun in 2015. I was not amused.
>>715158255
What do you do in the army?
>>715158884
*Hugs even more*
I don't know
>>715158273
>
>>715159582
Right now I'm waiting for my infantry qualification course, which will start in late January. We're getting some small PT and classes here and there, but nothing too tough yet.
>>715159564
is it just me or is mugi cancer?
QOTT
Whats the one song to get her goin?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vUSzL2leaFM
>>715159843
:^)
>>715159931
https://youtu.be/iq_d8VSM0nw
>>715159843
That seems are like a very short time away to be ready to fight ISIS...
>>715157436
>>715158058
>>715159701
>>715159916
dude telegram lmao
>>715159990
Who is Discount Megumin?
:^)
>>715160134
If I had to guess, and assuming I pass everything and get deployed. The sooner I could see combat (if i even see it) would be in the second half of next year.
>>715160113
Obviously none can top this
>>715160358
>>715160521
You mean
Who isnt
:^)
>>715160563
I know. Its like the best song.
>>715160257
More! :O
>>715160521
Cool, cool. What infantry peoples do?
>>715159931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zGcUoRlhmw&list=PLvFYFNbi-IBFeP5ALr50hoOmKiYRMvzUq
KNOWLEDGE
>>715160358
sekrit
>>715160896
circlejerk
>>715160946
honorifics
>>715160758
Certainly not me
:^)
>>715160797
Depends on the mission, patrols, fight, defend a zone..
>>715160896
anon waifu
we will cybersex everyday and finally move in together <3
>>715160946
dude what a meme
>>715161039
Yui-sama :heart:
>>715160797
I like you, this is nice
>>715160852
B O O K S
>>715160852
Lol
>>715161104
Sounds dangerous. Why did you join the Army? Do you dislike people who steal valor?
>>715161208
>
>>715161104
Not at all. You are heretic bote, first of their class.
:^)
>>715161208
W I K I
I
K
I
https://youtu.be/G5KxZ5Lc_YA
Carbine Monoxide poisoning.
>>715161129
ship cancer xD
meme rp xD
>>715161173
Yui is a cunt
>>715161231
I don't really know really. I've wanted to enlist since I was 16, tried college and was a voluntary firefighter. I didn't like those.
And yes, I dislike those people, wearing the uniform is earned.
>>715161418
>
All this bullying
>>715161129
nico nico nii hehe xd
>>715161508
that's pretty accurate
>her face when she sees your big dick
>>715161564
You know me. Always with the bulli.
>>715161646
>
>>715150038
>>715150823
>>715152388
>>715153663
>>715155777
That's actually mine.
So new thread?
>>715162185
Nah
>>715162314
damn
>>715156079
agree xD
japanese cars > anime japanese cars > anime girls > girls
>>715163017
True
