if you had to choose only one woman to cum inside for the rest of your life, who would it be anon?
pic related, Miranda Cosgrove
>>715127489
Not a bad choice
Easy choice
>>715127489
As tempting as it is, it wouldn't be some celebrity--you never know if they are loose or got nasty beefcurtains or the stench or are frigid. For me it would be this random chick I had spontaneous sex with, she was 8.5-9, and the sex was an 11/10.
hard to say
probably mandy kay
>>715128968
Lexi Belle!
Hate to be predictable, but there are no two ways about it.
>>715127489
qt... but, don't she had a cum overdose at college?
This one always!
>>715127489
MEGAN!!!!!!
>>715127489
Any fappable pics of her, OP?
>>715127489
EZ
i win
>>715132341
>>715132341
that's not disgusting at all kek
>>715128436
yeah... shame Dan happens.
>>715132664
you are not gay at all
>>715127489
No doubt Icarly is wife material.
>>715130602
Damn right
>>715132891
Rachel Cook is a goddess
>>715132944
You're not into bestiality at all
>>715133254
More please
>>715133254
Who is she?
Dis
you weird obsessive faggots have absolutely no taste in women
I don't know what I expected from 4chinz
Peyton List
>>715132944
She's a whale dude, when she had tits she was proportional but now she's just fat.
>>715127489
Do Miranda Cosgrove nudes exist?
Kat Mcnamara
>>715133611
Wanna talk about it champ?
>>715133684
good choice!
>>715127489
>woman to cum inside the rest of your life
that's so romantic of you
>>715133539
No idea found her on another bread
Hate to rain on your parade. TV actor here. Not exactly famous, but I definitely have an OK day rate and a nice IMDB profile. I can tell you right now, your choice shouldn't be Miranda. I've worked with her multiple times now, for many days at a time. She's as sweet as can be, but spends nearly the entire time with her mom on the sidelines and won't ever let the conversation turn remotely PG-13. This isn't completely from the i-carly days either, this is updated information as of the past year. She's really cool but religious, and won't know how to S your D or have interest any time soon. Which basically means you'd have to wait a really long time or maybe never.
OP's mum
>>715133745
Am mad, don't give a fuck.
>>715133766
I believe every word you just said. You MUST know since you definitely are who you say you are. Proof or fuck off
Victoria Justice
>>715133766
I bet Dan disagrees with you.
>>715133749
Yeah...her ass is amazing
>>715133766
>updated information as of the past year.
So, do you worked at NBC's Crowded? Heard there was a lot of drama behind the scenes.
>>715133591
i claim this my wify!
>>715133766
>>715133922
I don't need to identify myself, mostly because I don't give a flying fuck and have a girlfriend who is hotter than 45 Mirandas combined. You obviously believe it a little or you wouldn't have typed in that captcha to reply, faggot.
>>715133937
Dan definitely agrees with me. I know him as well. Not as well, so I can't tell you if he's as rapey as /b thinks, but methinks he's an OK dude.
>>715134000
checked
I used to be really obsessed with her. I still kept that snap just bc.
Ceara Lynch
Sophia bush all day, err day
>>715134138
>have a girlfriend who is hotter than 45 Mirandas combined
That's a bit mean. Miranda rejected you?
Taco Belle
For me, it's an easy choice.
>>715134298
no, she didn't reject me. as i said before, she's great. but your fantasies of her aren't plausible.
>>715134138
valid point that you don't need to, but you back it up with more unproven evidence.
liar/10
My girlfriend
Pic related, she gives amazing bj's
>>715134306
Come on, be cool and share some gossip, please. Nobody cares about what people post here.
>>715128968
This
>>715134392
I bet this guy is Gibby
>>715134398
hey baby, just telling you my experience. if i wanted to lie, i'd probably make my fantasy cooler than "day player on TV shows".
>>715133766
>>715134392
>She's really cool but religious
So, is Miranda still virgin?
>>715134537
almost definitely
>>715134357
SHES NOT FAT ANYMORE CHECK HER SNAPCHAT
>>715134306
>>715134432
I'm curious too. I still can understand why the show was cancelled so fast. Crowded never has a change at all, with that crazy schedule at sunday night.
>>715134623
you fucking NIGGER what the hell do you think I've been doing? Are you drinking fucking paint?
>>715134357
>Taco Belle
>>715134564
I want to believe. Is Miranda the only nickelodeon pure waifu?
>>715134584
fuck, i prefer chubby
I would have her lips around my cock 24 hours a day
>>715134852
There's a bunch...does Debby Ryan count?
>>715134795
YOURE MEAN
>>715134357
i loved her chubby man
>>715134967
y so defensive, she ur waifu?
>>715131248
>>715134306
>>715134432
Not him, but the hot sister is a huge slut. She fucked the father on the show.
I take the bait every time. You know me too well /b/
>>715134747
you could have just said you know Miranda instead of giving us this whole unnecessary explanation. Because you did that I thought you were lying, getting defensive and fabricating
>I have a Grilfriend hotter than 45 Mirandas
isn't helping your case
>>715135131
I really don't think she fucked Patrick lol
>>715134537
>>715134564
>the ghost of USC
>virgin
hell no
>>715135161
Yeah i was a little defensive there but its only because i haven't had coffee yet this morning.
>>715129821
Did an image search on this one...
>>715135161
>just saying you know a celebrity is more believable
Not that anon, but are you legally retarded?
>>715135210
Well, if you really worked there, tell us some inside stories about that set.
>>715135280
Sorry I was a bit aggressive with my accusations (pre-law student). I was just skeptical since 4chan is riddled with liars. didn't mean to make it personal
>>715129261
>>neckbeard detected
The samefaggotry is running rampant in this thread
>>715135210
>Miranda is virgin
>the other girl is not a slut
>everybody is cool and nice
Yeah, I think you really work at Hollywood. Talking PR shit even anonimously. Is your agent with you now lol
>>715127489
Youre mother
>thread
>>715135379
a vague truth that is cleared up with inquisition is better than a detailed lie that can't be picked away at. but it's all irrelevant since people on 4chan never lie
>>715129261
>never know if they are loose
confirmed virgin storytelling
>>715135676
LOL im just telling you my experience
>>715135696
OP is mother?
>>715135256
This anon knows what's up.
Rest of the anons commenting on Miranda are newfags.
>>715135256
>>715135753
What the hell is ghost of USC?
>>715135753
>this anon is easily influenced by rumors and I'm a follower too
Kate fucking Beckinsale
The woman is a goddess
>>715135721
Why would people tell lies on the internet /b/ro
>Ctrl F
>Chubby Lexi
>0 results
/b/ I'm disappoint
>>715127489
Maisie.
>>715135743
So, Hollywood is a very boring place, like a catholic church. Are you virgin until marriage too, bro?
Lena Dunham
>>715135988
what are lies?
what can I say
>>715135995
DAMN YOU
Duh.
>>715136143
What are what are?
>>715135867
USC nerd here.
Apparently at her freshman year, she was roofied and passed around all night at the pike fraternity. They fucked her really hard, they did with her whatever they wanted, and she really loved it apparently. She ended covered in cum, and that's why they called her "ghost".
>>715134392
>but your fantasies of her are not plausible
>>715135743
What a shitty experience if true.
>>715131954
too bad she has HIV
>>715136511
Haha
Avril Lavigne.
>>715136785
2005 called, they want their pop stars back
>>715134392
>but your fantasies of her aren't plausible
Doesn't the word FANTASY gives that away immediately?
You fucking autismo.
>>715136866
Nice meme
>>715136330
Most wont agree, but i will.
>>715136866
The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you
>>715137301
Well I had sex with your wife.
>>715137366
My wife is in a coma...
>>715132341
She looks like someone put a little girls body on a fat mans legs
>>715137481
Fuck...
>>715137366
your wife called, she said you had a soft dick
I was in the pool
facebook /JoOficial
her
>>715134040
Hilariously bad photoshop
>>715134392
>fantasies
>not plausible
Next thing you're going to tell me that I'll never throat bang Linda Lovelace while eating Taylor Swift's pussy
>>715138898
What do you mean?
>>715138999
no traps allowed itt, sorry
>>715135696
>youre mother
>youre
Your a moron
>>715135934
Agreed, would have to be her.
>>715130712
>you will never have a QT family with Emma
>>715138999
Id only it were true. I can dig.
>>715131953
Who dat?
my daughter
easy
>>715127489
Been there, done that.
>>715139235
That face is perfect though
>>715133766
This is bullshit. I'm also a TV actor. Not gonna reveal myself either. I fucked her a couple times. She's wild. Super horny all the time
>>715139604
Yeah me too. Total bitch though.
>>715139604
>Super horny all the time
greentext pls
>>715131953
Good choice, Seolhyun
>>715127489
>>715139684
Yeah, That's true. Slut tried to kiss my after I cam on her mouth
Luvian
>>715139604
>>715139604
Is it true that icarly's mouth is a fucking vacuum?
>>715139376
megahd freckle perfection.
>>715139604
I love this game. Any clue?
>>715138568
Who is 5his?
>>715139684
>Total bitch
How so?
>>715132341
>Putting the milk back in the cow
>>715139904
oh yeah
>>715128968
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this lol
>>715139822
That's weird yet hot. Did she spit or swallow? It was only oral fucking?
>>715139684
Story?
Emma Stone
>>715140420
>>715140420
>>715140420
And put up with her piece of shit personality?
>>715139604
>>715139684
>I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
>It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
>She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
>It was the worst night of my life.
Good luck with herpes lol
>>715140006
I know this guy >>715133766
Total faggot. Everyone hates him. Miranda got a restraining order against him because he was a huge creep ass and now he gets super jealous whenever anyone talks about her. He's not a tv actor either. He takes Dan's dick up his ass and brings him donuts on set.
>>715139921
Hell yeah
>>715140164
elaborate for science
>>715127489
>>715140565
You can't look into those eyes and not fall in love.
>>715140544
post his name so
![Quot+hey+quot+quot+try+again+quot+_309e874bd721ef4e2239f3a76edbd9f7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/O65x9A6.png "Quot+hey+quot+quot+try+again+quot+_309e874bd721ef4e2239f3a76edbd9f7[1].png")
Easy...
>>715139604
>Super horny all the time
I want to bellieve.
Story of it?
>>715133776
She's hot ya know.
>>715140544
mm... Are you Drew Roy?
Married guy here
none of these women will look like this "for the rest of your life." Just so yyou know.
>>715140842
You know it
>>715139604
>>715139684
proof. now
>>715141542
>being this baited by like 5 different anons
>>715133766
This seems believable. She doesn't dress very revealing, even now.
>>715133766
>>715139604
Dan Schneider here.You fucking faggots better stop lying.
>>715141662
who knows...
>>715141784
God among men. Nuff said.
>>715141986
fantastic choice
>>715141339
anon is right
>>715141784
Come on Dan. It's time to let the secret out
>>715136665
>too bad she has HIV
Thats the toll she payed for burning the coal. Such a hot little piece of ass. Real shame, many such cases.
>>715142357
Just imagine Dan's private feet porn collection.
>>715142211
How was fucking Miranda in her prime?
>>715142574
>Just imagine Dan's private feet porn collection.
Man, I bet its fucking impressive. I wouldn't leave the house for weeks. Just a feet fappin all day long. That fat sonofabitch really has this stupid world figured out.
>>715139822
My gf tries to do that like every fucking time. Disgusting cunt.
>>715139604
>>715139684
>no greentext
I'm sad
>>715142993
I've seen Lupe take a ton of dicks. I have very strong feelings about not being a cuck, but I would have to marry that little dick sucking slut. Her asshole and feet drive me fucking crazy.
>>715142993
What a nostalgic fap
>>715143441
Must be a Maise Williams type thing. Either you would, or you would not. There is no in between.
>>715139684
Friendly reminder there's nothing wrong with being a nympho. You rock, Miranda!
>>715143564
its not that good of a photo. she is actually quite cute. let me find more. but yeah i get your point
>>715143678
>its not that good of a photo. she is actually quite cute. let me find more. but yeah i get your point
For the record, I would.
this one
>>715143846
>this one
Damn nigga, thats the same chick? I think I like the more natural look tbo. She is charming though regardless.
>>715143846
nudes?
>>715140526
how come?
When she was young
>>715144005
>>715143956
not sure what you mean by same chick anon
no nudes sadly but a few modelling shots
>>715140531
saved
>>715132416
>cellulitis erectus
She is my age, and still looks like this, You have to think about the long term future.
>>715144141
It is just for the rest of your life, so what is you thinking?
Small tits, but otherwise hot with the girl next door feel. Solid 8/10.
>>715144846
>>715134948
Nice edit bro
>>715145120
Camren Bicondova
>>715140531
hnnnggg
>>715137481
Like that's stopping anyone
>>715133749
>>715133684
Peyton has this weird stocky body shape.
>>715145496
>>715144693
you're not thinking long enough
do her daughter
Last weekend's hooker
>>715145590
>>715145871
/thread
>>715135429
Where has she been since she left CB?
>>715146315
Hnng. Great minds think alike, I'm the one who posted >>715145713.
What the fuck is it about Australian women?
>>715137752
Where is the caption "meanwhile at OP's house"
/b/ you have seriously let me down now and I mean it.
>>715146287
MFC
>>715146858
>>715135429
Hnng Kat is beautiful
>>715146944
>>715146858
>>715146287
>last online yesterday
profiles myfreecams com/Kati3kat
fuck off mods, I'm not spam!
FIXED
>>715147085
Thanks anon. She ever do any vids with anyone or is it all just toy masturbation?
jennette mccurdy
This one.
>>715138999
>pick one girl to bang for your entire life.
>no one picks the only objective answer to that question
>>715145791
You're not thinking longer enough... make her cumswap the cum from her mouth into her daughters vagina
>>715147245
>coalburner
cuckold detected
>>715146944
I've seen her paid over $USD2K to go sit in a closet for 5 minutes. She's probably one of the 5 highest-paid webcam girls of all time. If she has half a brain, she can continue for the next 5 years, invest wisely, and spend the rest of her life without ever having to work again.
Problem is, I've watched her enough to seriously wonder if she actually has half a brain.
>>715147189
I dunno tbh
>>715127489
Lauren Southern
>>715147189
Yes, her two-girl vids are out there in the ether.
Emilia Clarke, easy choice
>>715130712
>sadfrog.jpg
>>715147312
Easy
allie deberry
/b/ I shit you not. May aswell spill the semen. Yes to this pic. I had my very first orgasm. Good or no good?
>>715147931
I'm the 301st viewer.
Vouched, commented and subscribed.
>>715132341
I threw up a little
>>715147369
>settle down with one girl
>chooses stuck-up nignog
>>715127489
Why do you never want to cum inside a woman, OP?
>>715128968
Have you seen her lately, though?
Anne Hathaway every time. That mouth hnnggg
>>715141157
this
>>715149175
Just because she behaves like a women doesn't mean shes stuck up.
and typical 4chan virgin always gotta bring race into it
>>715150050
Everyone has a fetish. Yours is bestiality
>>715150349
I mean, I was hoping I could have her pre Jay-Z yknow?
Hermione granger, like not that bitch emma
watson, but Hermione from hogwarts
any year
>Charli XCX
that bitch doesn't get near enough attention on here
Thread is still here. Amazing.
>>715150981 AWESOME THREAD
>>715150711
I like the way you see things.
People always mistake Hermione for Emma but Hermione is hot. Emma is her wannnabe actor.
>>715144520
do you think the actors are onto his fetish, like how the fuck do you explain this as a storyline..
>>715147369
>Camren Bicondova
Thats because coal burning is bad for the environment
you all are not thinking strategically.
you need CP girl, so when you are old, she is mid-aged.
>>715151629
Why did this make me hard?
>>715135161
>you could have just said you know Miranda instead of giving us this whole unnecessary explanation. Because you did that I thought you were lying, getting defensive and fabricating
aww, you idiot, don't reveal the logic to the subject.
when you are catching someone in lies, they know subcosciously that you know they lie. But they want o imagine that maybe you haven't grasped the extent of your lies.
so you,as the .. prosecutor.. should allow this doubt to live in their heads, so you can milk more information
>>715152140
This french chick was my dream as a teen, sexy as fuck.
>>715152367
projecting much, oldfag
>>715151629
Damn good choice
poo
>>715127489
My little sis.
