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>Tinder Thread:- Ugly and Landwhale Edition

Post the best and most lulzworthy you have, faggots
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>>715114115
Chalupa
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I'll dump my folder
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>>715114307
She definitely looks like an Amanda.
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>>715114494

Kinda cute tho.
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>inb4 what's the big deal
>photoshop disasters
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>>715114734
The longer you look, the more it reveals
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>>715114707
meh would fuck it if she offered me cialis
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>>715114782
What a ugly dude
is this cunt half way through a gender transition
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>>715114606
wtf?! where is her god damn neck at?! it's like her head just grew from her fucking collarbone. Jesus fucking Christ
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Any you bitches wanna xbone blops 3
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>>715115078
i would fuck the shit out of her smelly unwashed asshole and then take a dump on her chest

fuck im so hard right now
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>>715115113
Sorry mang, don't have XBox :(
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>>715115175
I think you have a poo fetish :) :D
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>>715115078
Does she have more pics what's the next one
she's pulling a bong out of her ass right
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>>715115113
lick my fuckin smegma you little faggot ill find you and kill you with my bare hands you fuckin little chode fuck you
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>>715114665
What the fuck is that
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>>715114665

OMG SHE LIVES.
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>>715113704

I bet her kids are fucking niggers
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>>715115113
What game mode do you play?
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>>715114570
is that a drag queen
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>>715114570
I want to sit on her face and make her taste my ass then when the laxatives kick in just release
in it's mouth
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>>715113704
She looks like she eat's ass
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>>715115570

>when she deepthroats, and you only have a 3" dick
>mfw
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>>715114707
she's cute unless her face is busted up
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>>715115714
Man I'd love to choke a bitch with my cock and then have her snort up my cum in one swift go
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>>715115078
she's cute tbh
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>>715115824
what is that thing
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>>715115546
ancient nightmare fuel
good books though
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>>715115835

>nah, she's only Soso
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>>715116000
Top kek
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>>715114665
Ayyyy lmao
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>>715115570
Uuugg might let her drink my piss
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>>715115759
Ugly faggot would shit in mouth
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>>715114419
I'd rather date that.
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>>715116192
you serious? besides looking odd shes hot as fuck prolly has a perfect ass and pussy too. fucking amazing.
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>>715114307
32? More like 42.
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>>715114625
Hey, baby! I bought you an awesome diamond neck....lace...
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>>715116312
She reminded me of Sid from Ice Age
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>>715115113
I've got no internet on my bxoc
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>>715116312
Her mother got a pregnancy discount at the liquor store, with how far her eyes are apart it's gonna be a good 5 seconds between something happening and her response.
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i couldnt feel worse for anybody then i do for unattractive women, whats so funny about this?
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>>715116758
im sure she has an above average to high iq. perfect skin, sexy mouth...probably perfect fucking pussy, little gimp hand so what her eyes are a little spaced.
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>>715116312
I agree anon she's probably not that bad looking in person
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>>715116854

why? they still get laid, they are 10x more likley to get laid than an unattractive guy, and still alot of landwhales like to act bitchy and set standards
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>>715115864
He's like 10
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>>715114606
I guess she only uses head and shoulders then...
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>>715117338
More like Tyler.
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>>715114665
Only 85 miles? You are not safe.
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>>715117338
>kyler
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>>715115666
A reply in two parts.

Part 1. Hail Satan.
Part 2. She's probably into that but only with black guys.
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>>715118598
Kek
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>>715113704
>I like going out for dinner
Yeah, no shit.
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>>715114606
found her spirit animal
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>>715115078

>her name is also an adjective about her...
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>>715116192
Eyes wide shut
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>>715114707
your gona need more tractor beams for her
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Some of these are really gross but .... really ... If you need a quick one night stand mehhhhhhh
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>>715122038
>32
>dresses like a autistic teenager
>full of tats

yeah....no wonder shes single with no children at 32.

Good sense of humor tho
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>>715122038

It's not her looks that message me it's her snotty fucking bio.

Hit that bitch with a bus, cocky little cunt. Probably expects everything to be handed to her.
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>>715122173

Looks like she walked into a classroom full of kid handed out makeup and told them to have at it.
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>>715115666
Nice one Satan
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>>715122038
>trrying that hard
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>>715122160
The cum begging part sorta turned me on
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>>715113869
my 60 year old dad has a better hairline
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>>715114665
I bet she can chew through a tire like it was black likrish
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>>715114307
I'd tap
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>>715122173
>Blue eyebrows
Why would anyone do that?
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>>715115824
Id hit
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>>715114576
B-but only America has fat people!
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>>715114570
I assume she tried to contour like pic related but just didn't blend, holy fuck that's hilarious.
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>>715117534

What am I not seeing? They're hot
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>>715114734
Wew lad. Took me a second.
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>>715114494
8 year old in mommy's clothes
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>>715122038

she would be cute, but shes fat and also shes got last minute panic
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>>715122611
>she
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>>715122780
>last minute panic

Do explain please
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>>715122550
To fight the patriarchy.
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>>715122903
fucking lol
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I've been trying to find a black girl to hook up with in my hometown while I'm back for winter break, is tinder the best app to use?
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>>715117426
>i hope thats not a ladyboy
>fuck, its a lady boy
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>>715122724
second one im pretty sure is a tranny
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>>715122938

shes 32 and tells jokes about shooting babies insider her. she doesnt have much time left to get kids and she knows it, thats why shes desperate as fuck
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Some the end ones aren't too bad ..... compared to the first 10 anyway.
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literally so many of the people who use 4chan would probably do anything to even get a word in with some of these "undesirables"
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>>715122173
i would fuck her
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>>715122724
There's more poison in the second one's lips than there is in a liquor store.

Fuck I need liquor now to unsee these horrific lips.
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>>715123154
Gotcha thanks
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>>715123071
Any fried chicken place is the best app to use.
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>>715123641
Carrot top is looking good these days
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>>715116192

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT UGLY BITCHES, THERE FUCK GAME IS STRONG i WOULD BANK ALL THESE WHORES
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>>715123655
whats wrong with her?
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>>715113704
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>>715123758
Like obvious things? feminism,hair.tongue,penis?
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>>715115864
I would fuck the shit out of that dog
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>>715124023
The one on left or right?
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>>715123641
wtf dude!? XD
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>>715123887
you are a lying faggot if you say you wouldnt fuck her.
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Ed's all grown up.
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>>715124089
I wouldn't. Stable men have standards. I'm more of an oldfag, I wasn't born after 1995.
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>>715114494
Flikker op Frits
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>>715124216
kek
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>>715113704
she looks like she's very opinionated, gets mad easily, and pulls the single mom card a lot
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>>715124216
>I'm more of an oldfag, I wasn't born after 1995.
Hello, newfriend. Welcome to the world.
Have you tasted your first bit of alcohol already or wouldn't your parents let you?
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Holy shit, what's wrong in the Netherlands? Or are you just a faggot who has a Dutch phone and travels to areas with ugly ass bitches?
Pic kinda related.
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>>715114307
Meh id fuck her
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>>715122490
Nigga said i bet ahee can chew through a tire. I laughed way harder than i should have at that
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>>715115113
Fuck xbox ps4 4 life
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>>715125138
Nicholas Cage?
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>>715123655
I'd swipe right so hard my phone would fly out of my hand into a wall
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>>715125767
Let me guess you like traps too don't you
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>>715123794
You know when you are REALLY fat. When your fucking fingers are fat.
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>>715125248
Would be her Chandler for that green card and shooting guns in Texas.
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>>715125820
No... I'd probably fuck a twink though
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>>715116192
She aint too bad....just wtf is wrong with her eyes
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>>715117338
TRAP ALERT
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>>715117426
Eh, alright ...
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>>715117534
She is weirdly hot tbh
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>>715118598
THIS IS A PORN STAR OFNGJFEBGKJFHGJKF G FIT
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>>715114734
i dont get it
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>>715126394
Keep looking
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>>715121998
I'd hatefuck her with a big white cock...

>>715122038
Thick and cute as fuck. Probably a freak too from looking at her.

>>715122173
would deport/10

>>715123071
Off a $20 to any Negress working a drive thru or sitting on a bus stop bench.

>>715123612
meh - maaaaaybe

>>715123631
likes to dress up = freak in da sheets

>>715123794
such gorgeous eyes on that angry hamplanet...
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>>715125922
Bruh a guy gave me a shotgun for helping him move
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>>715127747
I sometimes think you 'murricunts aren't even aware of how good you have it
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>>715126835

>I'd hatefuck her with a big white cock...

Saying it like that makes it sound like you have to go and find one. What a difference the lack of a single word like "my" can do. What a wonderful world.
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>>715128260
You seem awful interested in my cock...
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>>715128612

I found the mental image of you making rounds to find a dick for that lady amusing, is all.
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>>715124815
There was a ladyboy in that list fyi
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>>715125248
turnons. decl of indeendance
need not aly if. turned down rolls
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