how normal are you fags?
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how normal are you fags?
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Here you go.
>>715110348
oh shit im a retarded normalfag, didnt even see my own bingo
>>715110358
why the semi circle?
>>715110503
Maybe not fat but not in good shape either
>>715110585
fair enough
>>715110160
Was so close. Never went to my prom.
>>715110160
>10+ friends who would come to your funeral
What is this, achievements for TF2?
>>715110787
nah man its bingo
antisocial schizoid fag here
Not great but not awful
Meh
>>715111476
oh man you have the ones i want
Had sex in the woods, does thatcount as public spaces?
>>715111578
Which do you want?
>>715111595
yea i recon
I'm honestly surprised that I got this. I always thought I was more fucked. That's for the confidence boost.
>>715111595
I'd count it.
>>715111777
Try it again but this time imagine you're back at 18 years old.
I win
>>715111664
friends at my funeral and a girlfriend for more then a year
Only one I didn't get was that the parents are proud of me.
I will always be a disappointment to them
>>715110160
>>715110160
few stupid ones like doing drugs and fucking in public
being called "a good kisser" must be an american thing i guess
There you go
>>715112451
nice
>>715111919
18 was my worst year. I hate imagining it, haha. well, things get better. Twenty one now and in a much better place.
Kind of a lonely fuck at the moment after the recent move; still getting acclimated and figuring out the spots in this town, so this past Thanksgiving was spent alone. Hopefully Christmas won't be the same.
college changed a lot of these
do you cross out the ones that apply to you or the ones that don't?
dangit
I guess I'm pretty normal... shit
>>715113580
tje ones that do apply
>>715113580
I hope you're joking.
>>715113781
thought so, thanks.
>>715110160
>>715113847
>i forgot to crop
>probably a retard
>>715113873
>the fuck do you get compliments on the regular when all you can do is struggle
>>715110160
fuck i'm normal
>>715113936
>wow you're really useless anon, keep it up!
>you're such a piece of shit anaon, great work!
>hope you kill yourself soon, good on you!
>>715113580
wanna talk about something, bud?
>>715110160
man I got everything except moved out and picked up a girl from a bar
Got surprisingly close to bottom row.
As for the question marks, I have moved out but have since moved back in, and I weigh about 125lbs, so I'm not fat, but not in good shape
>>715113847
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING NORMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>715114250
they would both be "no" since you're living with your parents and not in good shape
how did i do, guys?
>>715110160
10+ friends who would come to funeral isn't normal, normal is being able to count close friends on one hand.
>>715111777
Nice double trips, but gtfo normie
Sheeeiiitttt
>>715110160
I won!
>>715114327
Ah, ok
>>715111777
Didjits
>>715112304
>being called "a good kisser"
>must be an American thing
Neckbearded and europoor. So sorry to hear that lad.
according to you faggots i'm somewhat a loser
nah, fuck you
>>715114627
over here you're either a good root or a shit root
calling some one a "good kisser" is fucking cringeworthy
>>715110160
I'm good on those except the in shape part, I'm average in build. military helped tho. fairly alpha male. I just get bored and come to 4chan for laughs and gore. :/
>>715110160
How'd i do?
Idk about the sports part, does it count that i was part of a football team at the age of 10?
Iam also not fat, but i smoke a lot and i do often drink, so idk if this counts as "healthy", i have no problems though.
>>715114674
Despite what the card says, you're a normie because you think not-normalfag = loser.
Which makes you a loser here, loser
I drink too much beer / booze in general (it's hot where I live) and have a pretty sedentary lifestyle - shift worker + lazy + eat out a lot.
Normie as fuck it appears, at least from outward appearances...
>>715114627
I presume what he meant with "american thing" is what I call "american sexy": talking constantly about how hot and sexy everything is but basically bursting to tears if you see a nipple.
>>715114366
I like /b/ because it's the only place people call me normal.
>>715114330
perfect, never change
>>715114814
Uh what does being a drunk have to do with hot weather?
>>715114764
It's typically a thing that happens in younger years like preteen type of shit.
>>715110160
>>715115000
Nice trips and nice bingo chips, anon.
.... Is this now a get thread?
>>715115000
well... at least you got trips?
I did worse than I thought I would...
>>715110348
>>715110427
I guess I'm retarded too then, because I don't see it
>>715110160
Where's your card, OP?
Literally normie central, facebook is the other way.
Whatever. Bingo.
I'll list which ones I got
>rarely alone on birthdays (family, not friends)
>parents a proud of me
Their standards aren't that high. I think they're just proud I haven't killed myself yet.
>not fat; in good shape
Have a semi-toned dad body. Not the best, but I have muscle so yeah
>have had a job
"It'll get better," they said.
I-m-m onl-ly 20 its n-not t-t-t-o late f-f-for me?
>>715114872
Yeah Yeah. Don't wanna hear it, normie.
>>715115271
..... wait, I see it now
yep, retarded
id say im fairly normal
>>715115389
>>715115640
...sure.
>>715110160
Super normal?
>>715115921
oh man
didnt see that post
How'd i do?
>>715110160
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE
>>715116077
see >>715114330 and
>>715114890
>>715116095
forgot i did weed, still REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Meh
>>715116181
Well, i havent done anything with my life yet.
But hey at least i can get dubs
>>715116358
>does weed
>calls other people normies
>>715110160
I really don't know the fat/in shape part. I'm 110 kg, but I reguralry working out, benchpress 110 kg, squat 150 kg, and deadlift 210 kg. So, I'm strong, but I have a noticeable layer of fat.
>>715117012
>>715115469
Just keeping you're head up! Xd
here's my bingo card guess I'm pretty normal and I got bingo!
>>715117012
not that anon.. but how exactly does weed = normie?
Well shit
here you go
>>715117308
>>715117319
drug that everyone does or tries/most commonly used
>>715117462
>>715117649
>>715117522
fair point, but I'd hardly call someone a normie just because of that.
>>715117522
I barely count it as a recreational drug. it's just so common where I'm at (Nova Scotia, Canada). I know so many people who just grow it in there backyards or closets. Go for a walk and you smell it everywhere.
>>715117685
>>715110160
Well, This is depressing.
>>715117821
>just missing sex in a public place
REEEEEE
>>715117719
yeah i know
but its 1:30am and im bored so i thought id start some shit
>>715117857
>tfw you're not alone in the virgin club
>>715117957
>>715117952
ah, carry on then
>>715117910
you niggas watchin star wars launch day?
cyka blyat
>>715118341
Nah it's basically a marvel level money cow at this point, doubt i'll even watch the whole trilogy when it comes out.
I'm even more depressed now
>>715118471
at least you've had a date
>>715118467
fair enough
i still enjoy the movies for what they are
ez
>>715118549
Too much retarded to make it evolve in a good relationship, but yeah I've had a date
>>715119034
pussy first, relationships later
aim for the panties
>>715110160
I'd like to thank the academy, antidepressants, and 2 plus years of consistent weight training.
>>715111777
>>715115000
>>715119111
triple trips in this thread
>>715119455
get checked on friendo
>>715110160
what do i win?
>>715110160
bump
>>715119830
Congratulations! You don't get called a normalfag!
Lonely yet not lonely at the same time
Close
WHat am i?
>>715110160
not great, but I guess I do OK.
Well..
>>715120448
If you can't even take the free space you shouldn't be playing.
It's okay.
>>715120448
ooh i know, i know - A SPINELESS BETA
Seeing that some people don't have a lot makes me sad then I remember it's 4chan
Losers.
>>715121247
gtfo Chad
>>715121247
>calls us losers
>on 4chan
no bingo
12/25
I'm alright
>>715117957
Seems legit
>>715110160
how did i do
>>715121291
how the fuck do you know my name
>>715123801
Because it's a faggot's name
almost
>>715110160
Pretty normal i'd say :/ oh well, i still hang around here :>
Most of these in the last year. Nice.
>>715110160
Couldn't hack it lol
>>715110160
if I wasnt gay then id never get compliments or use social apps (grindr, tinder, growlr and badoo count?)
I wouldnt even get any compliments if my profile pic wasnt that good, im the least photogenic potato in the world but for some reason that pic went well
>>715110160
Oops
