Is there a better feeling in the world than giving a girl a creampie?
Share thoughts, stories, will share my own if interested.
>>715045355
Giving a guy a creampie is better.
>be 16
>showering with gf
>fuck her from behind
>creampie
>be 18
>second gf (blonde, petite, phat ass)
>creampie
>be 21
>chubby bitch fat tits met online
>sucking boobs while she rides
>creampie
Yeah it's pretty good.
>>715045617
benda
it is really amazing to be honest, best feel ever.
It is even better when you don't use a condom
>>715045355
>>715045355
Learning the baby is not yours
I've nutted in my gf every single time we fuck
feels good man
Yes. Not having to worry about pregnancy. I don't trust the patch. Do you?
>>715046113
Don't knock it until you try it.
Personally I prefer when guys give me a creampie
>>715045355
a blowjob
>>715045355
Agreed OP
>be me
>met girl on-line sight
>meet her first time and party at club
>wants to go
>wants more capt morgon
>go back to my house and bareback
>whispers in my ear "cum in me daddy"
>profit
>>715045355
OP here. Have a couple of stories. I've been on a foreign exchange a few times.
>My first gf's creampie.
>Japanese girls creampie. Two stories, the younger one, and the older girl.
>Creampied a french girl.
>Current GF creampie.
>When I creampied a chubby girl with huge tits. On my mind because I might creampie her again this week.
>Other random creampies.
>>715046341
Ditto. Gf's mom got her on the shot 3 weeks after we started dating. I've came inside every one of her holes 2-4x a week for six years. Literally a gallon. Trying to get her to start wearing long dresses and no underwear so it can run down her legs while we're at social events.
>>715045355
i prefer sliding my cock slowly in and out of the grip, making sure it's wrapped nice and tight as my balls begin to tense and my cock stiffens and I blow my hot, caucasian load into a nice damp and often used tissue because i'm a 20 year old virgin who browses 4chan - said every forum poster ever
Cream pie most women I've dated. Had personal cum dumpster for 4 months back in spring. Gallons in her. IUD is magic. Turns out seen has some anti depressants she got out of her depression and steadily losing weight. Probably gonna start hooking up again soon.
The only thing that feels better than giving a girl a cream pie. Its giving her a cream pie is giving her one while she's alright cream filled.
>>715046851
dirty
happened with gf. she was wearing shorts and was walking the dog after we did the nasty cam back and told me while she was walking it poured out of her and down her leg.
>>715045355
Getting creampied maybe.
>>715045355
yeah, giving a girl a cream pie as she begs you to stop
She wants me to finish in her.
>>715047382
Bitch, try to be original
>>715046487
>>715047001
then put tissue in my mouth
>>715046630
No one wants a story?
>>715047001
I'm none of the above, unless Jews are considered white by 4chan now. Particularly quarter Sephardic half French Canadian ones. If so is Drake half white now?
>>715048032
The french girl
>>715047403
>rape
>>715045355
giving a creampie to a girl thats ovulating
something about those pussy juices are different, just makes you cum more and longer
>>715048151
jews are dirty sand niggers
>>715045355
No, there's no better thing, except an anal creampie.
Filling her shithole full of hot cum were it doesn't belong...
Would die for it
>Be Me.
>Spend 33 years will immaculate pull out game.
>I could probably pull my car out the driveway from my lawn
>Getting pussy on the reg from live in girlfriend
>Wake up and get stoned
>Girl hops on me a slides my dick in her
>Start fucking lazy as shit
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>Too lazy to pull out.
>9 months later baby
>Had to marry this bitch to put her on my insurance
MFW
>>715045355
>is there a better feeling
Fentanyl
>>715048752
the cums tinged brown...
>>715045355
Whats better op is getting another man or group of men to cream your girl, and after you've cleaned all their dicks and tongued your girls slopping hole, you become the unltimate cuck and fuck her for sloppy 15ths
>>715049132
Brown? You need glasses?
And even when, who cares. Its anal
>>715045355
being a girl getting a creampie is pretty good too, especially when another girl licks it out of your pussy
>>715046568
bj's are amazing. but theres something euphoric about cumming in a chick.
>>715049519
that's why you cum down her throat
>>715048882
so fake
I cum in all three of my wife's holes at least 4 times a week? figured that was typical...
>>715046630
Chubby creampie story
>>715048280
>Went to France for a month on an exchange.
>Went to school to learn french with other people. Explored the city afterwards. Hanged out mostly with a cool brazilian guy and chick and a few american people.
>Did end up having sex with a girl from Alabama with cute droopy eyes and a nice southern drawl.
>Lived with a old french lady who rented her apartment. Roommates were a guy from turkey and an older lady from the US.
>Go to the firemen's ball. Firemen in France are also paramedics and function only on donations, so they make a ball every summer to make funds and give clean wholesome fun.
>Some chicks go there to fuck firemen, apparently, according to one girl in my french class who's roommate did that.
cont...
>>715049815
Oh rly?
Got it a vid from it, so...
>with girl for a year
>fucked 8-9 times a week
>cum in her pussy literally every single time
>thank you based iud
We aren't together anymore, and she is fucking scary crazy, but I miss blowing my loads in her every day.
Story
>stopped using protection bc married
>wife never gets preggers
Fuckyeah.wav
>my baby batter goes in every hole
>5yrs later wife is preggers
>miscarries
>this happens 4 more times
>each one a miscarry
>wife is torn up about it & we decide to stop trying
>gotta pull out now
>wife likes to cowgirl
>i signal her to get off so i can cum
>"cum inside daddy"
>mortifed as fuck as i cum
Worst cum ever. Abosutely killed my aftercum euphoria.
Got a not preg text a month later
>>715045355
Winning thousands of dollars
One of my favorite creampie stories...
Be fucking girl on the side for about a year. She comes over, fuck her throat, then she rides me, cums, then I pound her hard and fill her up. She later tells me about how she left me and directly went out with her new boyfriend while my cum filled her panties. Just thinking about it gets me hard. Trying to get back in touch with her so I can make her cheat on her bf.
>>715050103
Will due chubby after this one.
>>715050187
>Ended up going to firemen's ball with roommates (more like flatmates, actually. Different rooms).
>Wholesome fun, some cute girls there but I wasn't looking to get laid.
>We start dancing. It was raining a bit, and still is out where people are dancing. Some dancing with umbrellas, some without.
>To rephrase how innocent it was, there was a girl dancing with her grandmother and many people dancing with their children.
>Very cute slim girl and a chubby friend are dancing.
>The slim girl looks over at me and smiles.
>Think nothing of it for a bit. They even get approached by a group of two guys and they say now.
>She keeps glancing over at me.
>We end up dancing nearby and I say hi. She says hi back.
>My turkish friend and me dance with the two girls. I go for some drinks with the slim girl and we start getting to know each other.
>She's a student from the south of France, she came to Paris to study economics (I speak pretty good french, by the way).
>As the night goes on, my turkish flatmate says he's going back. Soon after the chubby girl leaves, the slim girl and me are left alone.
>It starts pouring down hard so we decide to head back home.
cont...
>>715051074
thats awesome
>>715048882
Hot as fuck seeing your cum drip out onto your balls. Insta erection & ready for round 2
>>715050234
Go on now anon, you have to post it now.
>>715051084
Don't bother. Those Kanakengeschichten killed my bonner
>>715045355
It's the brains reward for having reproduced, which used to be our deepest intention
>>715047001
>>715048032
First GF & Japan plx. Younger ones are funnier bc they so stupid.
>>715048976
she played you, anon
>>715045355
Nothing more deliciously taboo than creampieing your own mom.
And the story isn't that interesting, we passed out together in her room when I was 15, half asleep did the deed, never spoke of it or even hinted that it happened.
>>715051084
>Her apartment is on same way back as mine. So we go together.
>Her's is like 10 minutes away from the ball. Mine is like 20.
>We had to share my umbrella because her chubby friend took their only umbrella back.
>I give her most of the umbrella so I get completely soaked while she's only a bit wet.
>She tells me to come up to her apartment while the rain lets up.
>When I get up there, I am completely soaked.
>She tells me to take a shower so I don't catch a cold. Think about resisting, but think this is a chance to maybe get laid.
>Her bathroom has a little area before it that has a washing machine and a dryer. Then a sliding door to the bathroom area.
>She tells me to put my clothes on the basket. She leads me to the bathroom and leaves, telling me she is going to put some tea on.
>Remove my clothes and place them where she said.
>While I'm taking a hot shower I hear something in the other room.
>I finish my shower and when I come out I see her fiddling with the washing machine.
>She apparently but our clothes in the wash so they can be later dried.
>She's wearing nothing but a long grey shirt.
>To describe her a bit. She has long brown hair to her back, honey colored skin, green eyes, very cute face. She's slim so she has small tits and ass, but it has a very nice shape. See her long legs for the first time, she had been wearing jeans before.
>I'm wearing nothing but a towel I found in the bathroom.
cont...
>>715045355
I've only ever creampied my girlfriend once. We're both 18 and in college so we don't want kids. I really want to have unprotected sex more often but she won't let us even though she's on the pill
>be 18
>second weekend of November
>girlfriend is visiting my campus for the weekend
>lots of sex
>Sunday
>Going at it
>Trying not to be too rough, Friday made her sore
>Taking awhile today
>Go to doggy
>Decide fuck it, let's finish this
>Rip condom off and go in bareback
>She doesn't know
>I'm fucking her bareback for the first time
>Would be better if i wasn't covered in latex lube from the condom
>oh well
>she moans "cum inside me"
>mini heart attack
>I ask her "can i cum on your back?"
>"no, i want you to cum inside, you haven't done it all weekend"
>fuck, i can't not do it cause she'll know somethings up
>keep going
>point of no return
>have one of the greatest orgasms I've ever had
>she's cumming at the same time
>i cum so much it starts dripping out
>in a moment of extreme agility and grace i grab a tissue and clean her up
>she notices
>play it off as the condom broke
>she ends up starting her period the next day so I have to wait even longer to find out if i fucked up
>doesn't matter, felt amazing
Luckily, she just started her period again this week. So I'm not a dad, thank god
I really want to creampie more often, I wish I could convince her
>>715052841
wow thats fucking lame she's on the pill AND makes you wear a condom?
>>715045355
I got lucky with a girl who has PCOS, practically impossible for her to get pregnant.
Given her at least 50 creampies to date.
Giving a boy a creampie ;3
>>715045355
no
>>715045355
Cumming when she is also. Come together
My girlfriend loves it when I cum inside her. She begs me sometimes. And I just say fuck it and do it. She has the birth control rod in her arm. Works pretty fucking well considering iv'e cream pied her around two dozen times.
TL;DR It's fucking grand
>>715045355
Creampie 10/10
Deepthroat Creampie 11/10
>>715052841
>She started her period the next day
>Didnt know if you fucked up
Did you skip biology to go boxing? You are a complete and utter fucking moron. I dont use condoms and my wife isnt on the pill. Been fucking bareback all my life just using the old "know ovulation and pull out" method. And i only pull out within the 6 day window.
Women can only get pregnant during ovulation and thats at the opposite end of the menstrual cycle. And its only one day she can get pregnant, but sperm can technically live for 6 days (average mans is 3, but assume you are a superhuman)
Good god man, is this todays education?
>>715046630
Japanese and french pls
>>715045355
Giving a facial. Having a woman underneath you with her mouth open as you jack off in her face is the only thing better than emptying your nuts in the pussy.
>>715045355
Having to pay for a new baby.
>>715052622
yes do it...cont
>>715052099
Will do the young JP girl after this then. She was my first creampie.
>>715052622
>She tells me to come back and get some tea.
>I follow her to the kitchen.
>She grabs the boiling kettle and serves hot tea for both of us.
>I awkwardly ask her what I should wear.
>She says "that towel is fine, no?" and gets near me to give me my tea.
>I take the tea and set it down. Then grab her arm. We look at each other for a bit.
>I pull her closer, lift her chin with my other hand and start to kiss her. She immediately puts some tongue in.
>I start touching her waist through her clothes, and when I get down to touch her hip I don't feel any panties. She's commando.
>I put my hand on her naked hips, under her long shirt. She doesn't resist and starts kissing me harder.
>I have a huge boner now, which starts undoing the knot in my towel.
>She starts walking backwards to another room with our teas forgotten at the table.
>While we're walking the knot in my towel comes undone and falls to the floor.
>We separate for a bit because of the towel and she laughs a bit and says "you look pretty excited, huh."
>She opens the door, it's her bedroom. Before she can start kissing me again I tell her I have to make us even and take off her shirt and throw it on a chair behind me.
>Very nice body. Very toned. She does have small tits but they have a very nice shape. Her waist is beatiful.
>We keep kissing and my dick is poking her belly button. She walks backwards near her bed and I lift her up from her buttocks as we lay on the bed.
>The base of my dick is now touching her pussy, and she is soaking wet.
cont...
>>715053509
not all women ovulate at the same point in their cycles as each other, the rule of thumb is based on an average. stress/medicine/diet/etc can also effect ovulation date. Rarely some women have even released eggs and been fertilized on their periods. So just checking the calendar doesnt always work.
Not being a father.
>>715045355
I have no idea. I've never done it and I probably never will because there isn't a woalive that would let me fuck them.
>>715052841
If she got her period the next day it means she had already ovulated days prior to having sex. You are not able to conceive during that time, just so you know in the future. Cheers
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>>715053476
This
>>715045355
>
Absolutely nothing. First cream pie I had was with her on top, I never want to go back.
>>715053937
>I believe that abstinence is the only way
You are very very very very stupid. For thousands of years every major civilization has used the pullout and count method (looking at you, roman empire) and lo and behold their birth rates are much lower than say... china. Who believed in abstinence. Really worked out for them
Also, its not -during- their period. Its back to back menstrual ovulation. Its caused by being on the pill (figures) and it causes the period to stop halfway and force a cycle. The babies born to this (all 1 in 350000 of them) are often so fucked up they have mental disorders, along with health problems.
See, i come from a better country than yours. They teach us this shit
>>715045355
well....
...creampie girl 1, girl 2 sucks it out, and shoots it into girl 3's pussy with a straw
>>715054393
I tried to explain it to these idiots, but they wont listen. They dont believe that the pull out and count method works
Never mind its the most popular method in several european countries
>>715053509
And yet that's exactly how I got my wife pregnant the last time. Lolz.
>>715053893
This is the good shit right here
>>715054656
Sure it's yours?
>>715053509
The ole' vatican roulette. My fav form of brithcontrol
>>715053893
Just in case you never got that tea...
>>715052993
yeah, it's been like that since we started having sex in highschool. she's just really afraid of getting knocked up. not cause i'll leave or anything, just cause it would be a huge problem for us right now.
i've explained to her a lot why just the pill is okay but that usually ends with her being mad.
>>715053509
i have no clue what her ovulation cycle is and like >>715053937 said, cycles aren't all the same.
>>715054393
Yeah, we calmed down the day after when it showed up cause of that knowledge but we were still a little paranoid.
>>715053476
>>715054416
My girlfriend did this for me on the ride back to college from Thanksgiving. The absolute madwoman, her mom was driving in the front seat. if it wasn't pitch black out i probably would've had to hitchhike to school.
>>715054451
You just disagreed with a point, made a generalization, an ad hominem attack, and then you provided evidence to the contrary of your own statement.
Ovulation tracking is not 100%
Pullout is not 100%
condoms are not 100%
pill is not 100%
anecdote is not evidence.
>>715054651
Please. Abortion is probably the biggest birth control method in Europe. Thats why you faggots have a negative birth rate.
>>715054656
Im sure that youd never lie on an anonymous Antarctic fan repair forum.
Also, you cannot.get pregnant on a menstral cycle. Your "evidence" isnt enough. Science knows and can prove it.
Did you know woman can bleed before ovulation? And that depending on how long they took the pill, affects the severity?
You sure she broke the laws of god and got immaculately concepted? Or did ya fuck a bloody pussy and assume you were safe?
>>715054916
Hahahaha
>>715045355
Yes,
Cumming in a girl while on mushrooms, cocaine, ecstasy, and hash.
>>715054822
1k% positive. My sperm have defeated every major form of birth control
>>715054651
what's popular and what's effective are two different things.
>>715055091
this, 10000x this.
>>715053893
Leaving us hanging?
>>715053509
>>715052841
You don't ovulate at all when you're on the pill. There are no safe days or dangerous days. You can fuck whenever. She can even not take the placebo pills and take only the ones with medication and she'll stop having her period.
>>715053893
>I start kissing her neck. Her tits. She reciprocates.
>I didn't bring a condom, and I'm really hoping she doesn't make me use one.
>I start kissing her belly, her legs, about to go down on her.
>She's has a nice trimmed pussy. Start to lick her pussy a bit.
>She says she "no, fuck me instead." (TN: The french word for fuck comes from the original word for kiss "baise", I find that strangely romantic and sexy for reason).
>She didn't say anything about a condom. I go back up, kissing her pussy, her abdomen, her tits, and her neck as I go up.
>With one hand on my dick I start to rub her pussy with the tip, all while slowly kissing her cheeks and her face.
>We start having a deep french kiss as I slowly insert myself into her. She's so wet it slides without any difficulty.
>She moans in my ear as I start fucking her. She wraps her arms and legs around me very tight telling me to fuck her as hard as she can. She later told me she hadn't had sex in more than two months.
>We switch positions and now she's riding me. Her body is amazing to behold as it starts moving on top of me. She grimaces in pleasure. She gives herself an orgasm and collapses on top of me.
>Grab her ass and start to fuck her reverse missionary. She has a second orgasm a bit after. I start to feel my tension building, and tell her I'm going to cum soon.
>She says okay, and tells me to cum if I want to. She starts kissing me deeply.
>Take this as a sign she wants me to come inside her. And bust a nut deep inside her while we kiss.
>We lay there in our sweat and with beating hearts, panting, while the rain hits the window and the wind howls from the storm.
>We lay there for a bit until she ask me if I want our tea.
cont...
>>715055042
Fucking while she is actively menstruating is clearly safe. I was responding to the notion that the rhythm method is safe. It is not.
>>715055091
How did you not die?
>>715055042
You're an idiot. I got my wife pregnant on her period and have many friends that have done the same god damn thing. My neighbor is a doctor and yes, she saod you can get pregnant on your menstrual. I buddy's wife had four periods while being pregnant. Go back to being stupid.
>>715053017
Story?
>>715050739
Sounds like my friend Rachel. She's amazing, but crazy.
>>715054932
If you cannot understand how 1 in 350k doesnt apply to you, you deserve to use condoms.
Jesus christ, i explained how a woman cannot get pregnant on her period. She cant. I didnt lie. I outlined an instance where you could -perceive- she got pregnant on her period. A back to back menstrual ovulation is so fucking rare that you should be more worried about getting killed in a terror attack.
But yea, im the moron.
Also, the pull out method is 100 percent effective. No semen, no pregnancy.
They says its 99 percent so you idiotic americans dont sue planned parenthood
>>715055373
I agree with anon. My wife got pregnant while on the shot and my boss lady got pregnant while on the pill. That shit happens.
>>715055304
>You don't ovulate at all when you're on the pill.
Try telling her that, she'll still make me wear a condom
She's just really afraid of having kids early and ruining her future.
Maybe I'll get lucky for my birthday. I don't want to resort to lying to get another round of unprotected sex
>>715055373
>All this bait
Wew lad. Aint touching this shit. Stay americano
had girlfriend with strong leg muscles. could squat on dick. not only that, but could squat and go up and down slow, like really fucking slow. I'd cum literally like 18 gallons. I'd come so much that I'd feel sick after about 15 minutes and need to eat something.
>>715045355
fucking her ass
>>715055107
>Vast majority of usa teaches no sex method
>France teaches rhythmic and pullout
Ill let you look up the numbers, friend.
Want to know how to proper pullout method? If you masterbate before sex, piss afterwards to flush it all out. Cum is still in your dick if you dont and can knock a bitch up. Pull out when you feel the tingle, not when you're about to blow. Shit leaks sometimes. Pull out on the tingle and profit. Also don't put it back in after you cum, it's hot as fuck but you're still dripping nut for like 5 minutes.
i dated a girl with a creampie fetish
i was able to have multiple orgasms, so i just kept filing her up without pulling out
the best was when she whispered "get me pregnant" in my ear
>>715050831
My wife and I are the same way, we got her an IUD and just roll with it. I'm not sure I could ever explain to someone that my wife has an IUD not because we don't want kids, but because we do but having her uterus abort our kid every other month was kinda killing us inside.
I like to cum quickly the first time then we play around a bit more till im hard again then fuck her sloppy holes cum is an excellent lubricant 10/10
>>715055762
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum
teaching a method doe not automatically make it 100% effective.
Science says 4 women out of 100 will get pregnant using pullout.
https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method
it is the least effective method.
>>715055981
last three gfs preferred it.
>>715055304
>We go back out for tea.
>It's cold now.
>She laughs and starts to heat up the kettle again.
>When I see her standing completely naked, back to me, I can't help but start to kiss her neck and her back.
>She grabs my head while I do that, tending to the stove with her other hand. She tells me "I can feel you dripping out of me."
>She's talking about my cum.
>I ask her "oh really? you like that".
>"It feels a bit weird," she says with a little moan as I nipped at her neck, "but it's sensual to feel you running down my leg."
>She calls my cum "yours" and I find it really sexy and intimate. Like I left a little bit of me inside her, to stay with her forever.
>We stay there for a bit, kiss a bit more. Think of fucking her right then and there, but the water boils.
>She gets to new cups and puts black tea bags inside. Kiss her back while she's serving it on top of the table.
>She tells me to sit down, and as I do she sits on top of me.
>We drink our tea and talk for a bit.
>While we're finishing it she starts kissing me again.
>We kiss for a good long while, I touch her waist, her breasts. Lightly feel her pussy, which is still dripping wet, probably because I came inside her.
>We go back to the bedroom. This time I lean her forward and fuck her doggy on her bed. After she comes, we switch to missionary again and I cum inside her while her legs are wrapped inside me.
>This time I tell her I want to orgasm inside her (I wasn't sure how to say "cum" in french) and she says she would love to take me inside her one more time.
>Come buckets again.
Almost done with this one folks. Vote for chubby, jp girls, first gf, or random short one.
>>715050831
My condolences about the miscarriages anon. Best of luck to you and your wife in the future.
>>715055492
>pullout method
Will you do the world a favor and just shut up. Just shut the fuck up and quit spreading misinformation. You have no clue wtf you are talking about. You are just another kissless basement wizard spreading bullshit on the internet . You have literally no life experience to back up the garbage you are posting here. The pullout method is based on theory. It fails in practice. The rhythm method is theory. It fails in practice. Dipshit virgins like yourself have no fucking business pontificating about this shit.
>>715056343
Didn't you say you were going to do the "young jp girl" after this one?
>>715055351
cause he's full of shit
>>715045355
seems like a lot of beta fags in here have never beaten ornstein and smough before
>>715056103
Glaze it and stick it back in!
>>715056690
tfw you realize anybody can nut in a girl but only the most badass gamers can beat thse two giants
>>715056343
That was awesome anon.
Jp or first?
>>715045355
I always cum in my wife's daughter
>>715056857
i think its weird youre jacking off thinking of this guy
>>715057014
i doubt it
>>715045355
anal creampie & cum in the face of 2 girls in a threesome
>>715053509
Found your thread from 10 minutes ago, anon. Sorry it didn't go so well. :^)
>>715056343
>We had sex three times that day. The third time I didn't cum, but I spooned her at the end and we fell asleep while still inside her.
>I wake up early in the morning and fuck her again. Cum a third time.
>It was a Saturday morning. It's no longer raining. We fuck one more time before getting up.
>She's still sleepy this time and not as active, but that was super cute. She was on top of me in reverse missionary and would lazily kiss me while hugging me and laying her head beside mine. She would whisper that she liked this a lot and had a relaxed orgasm before I turned her on her back and came inside her again.
>We get up and eat some toast, it's like 9 am.
>We forgot to put my clothes in the dryer, and we do just that as we take a morning shower together.
>She asks me what I've seen of Paris while we're changing.
>She puts on a nice dress with cute red panties underneath.
>We end up going out around 12 and have a huge lunch. We were hungry as fuck and she had barely any food in her apartment.
>We end up going to the Louvre (had only seen about half of it last time) and walk around holding hands and kissing spontaneously. It was like having a cute french gf.
>I end up going back to my flat that day, so no sex.
>I was already on my third week, so we only had two weeks together after this. I would stay most days over with her, every weekend too.
>She'd come with me most every day and show me around.
>Had lots of sex, came inside her every time. It was always a but playful and she was very cute.
>She ended up driving me to the airport when I went back.
We kept talking a bit through facebook after that. We both have a significant other at the moment, though, so no more sexy conversations. If I'm ever in Paris again I'm definitely visiting her again.
>Be married
>Cum inside wife whenever I like
>Have two planned kids, use BC the rest of the time
>Feels fantastic
>>715055590
>>715055555
nutting bareback inside a girl is the best thing i have ever experienced.
bonus points if it was one of those sweaty, wordless fucks during which you lose all track of time
Time to vanquish all this nigger bullshit with a swift headkick of reality
>be me
>be old enough to be your dad
>be married
>have impregnated my ex twice
>have impregnated wife 4 times
>have defeated numerous forms of birth control with my superior sperm
I have several friends who are parents today after relying on bullshit like the pullout method or the rhythm method. Yeah, these seem like solid scientific principles in theory but life ain't theory. I myself have fathered children while using condoms, spermicidal jelly, rhythm method, and IUD. If you come in her snatch, you are playing the odds. Don't quote me stats or link me articles. None of that shit matters when she pisses on the stick and tells you you're a daddy. And before you start trolling instead of listening, yes, all those pregnancies were mine. Verified by paternity test on the first two (which miscarried anyway) 1.5k% positive on the other four.
>>715056493
>>715056857
All, my first creampie then with a Japanese girl.
>A bit of background first.
>Love studying languages. Have studied Japanese, French, German, and Chinese. I'm already a native Spanish speaker because I live in Mexico, and learned English by going to school in the US since kindergarten (I live in a border town).
>Started learning languages as a kid. Wanted to learn Japanese and German for some reason. No German classes for kids available around me, but Japanese classes did exist, and I end up taking those, and french soon after.
>Love learning Japanese, and sign up for a foreign exchange in Japan. I was also a bit of a weeb back then and played of games and read animu and mango.
>In Japan I'm pretty popular because I'm a novelty, and I actually speak pretty good japanese.
>Go with host family and other host families with foreign student on a small trip. I was living in tokyo at the time.
>there was one cute girl, very short, who tagged along because she wanted to go to australia. We talk a bit and end up hitting it off.
>Japan was crazy for texting, so we end up exchanging numbers and texting.
>I end up asking her to a movie date, and she says yes.
>For more context, I was a virgin and had only kissed one girl before. I never had an actual gf at this point.
>I was 16 and she was 15.
cont...
>>715058386
keep going...
>>715058351
And just for the record, wife has had her tubes tied so it's straight up aux naturale every fucking time now. There is nothing like sex without worries. My wife like to buck and grunt "give me every drop" when I come. Would rather jerk off than fuck a trash bag.
Yeah watching her birth your first child
>be me cheat on wife
>creampie girl, birth control
>no big deal
>wife finds out
>goes out of town for a bit
>fucks some dude
>guy creampies wife
>comes back i find out all about it
>cant let another dude be the last to do it
>wife likes when i tell her how im going to cum in her pussy but always pull out
>cant have more kids
>fuck her
>cum in her pussy
>bitch better not be pregnant
Also 100% not other dude if she is.
>>715059057
Your life sounds like shit
>>715057562
good story anon
i was honestly expecting a dinosaur walk ending, but this was much better
>>715058386
chubby please.....
>Be me at 18, dating a 16 y/o
>Staying at her place for a weekend to attend anime convention
>Her little sister is staying at a friend's house
>Parents force us to sleep in separate rooms, they don't us fooling around
>They have me sleep in her sister's room
>Gf sneaks in every night for a quickie, then gets out so we aren't caught
>Creampie her 3-4 times in her little sister's bed
>Don't change the blankets sheets after I leave
I don't feel bad about it either, her sister was a real cunt. That was some hot shit, though. Eventually I dumped the girl because she became obsessively clingy, but man, could she ride a dick.
>>715059218
both sound like shit
>>715059057
You dumb motherfucker.
>>715058386
>I meet her the train station.
>The movies is in like an hour and a half, so we walk around a bit. She's wearing a skirt.
>She says she wants to show me something, and was going to do a flip on one of the bars, but before she does that she looks at me and says "but you can't look at my panties".
>"This is just like one of my japanese animes!"
>We talk about ourselves, I tell her my story.
>She's living with her parents right now, she tells me her grandma is sick. She tells me about her friends at school. She says she's still deciding whether she should go to the US or to Australia for an exchange.
>We end up seeing the shitty remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still".
>As the lights dim I ask her if the movie is going to be scary.
>She asks me why?
>Tell her so she can grab my arm if she gets scared. She latches onto my arm then an there.
>As the movie goes on I touch her knee, and she keeps it there. She was wearing some stockings.
>I slowly start touching higher and higher. My heart is beating very fast, I've never done this before. She just keeps looking forward at the movie while my hand keeps climbing her leg.
>Eventually I get to the top and my finger rubs against her crotch.
>This time she moves a bit and pushes my hand away for a bit.
>At first I though she was mad, because she lets go of my arm.
>The part where the metal locusts are eating the world's crops comes up in the movie.
>She pulls down her stockings and takes them off. She then puts them away in her bag.
>She then grabs a hold of my arm again and kisses me on the cheek.
cont...
>>715050831
that's bad stuff
hope for better luck in the future for ya'll
>>715059221
Glad you liked it. I'm an aspiring writer and I'm hoping to put some of the experiences I've had (not just sexual) into a book eventually.
>>715059247
Will do her after this one.
>>715059433
>Start back again like I did before, touching her knee. Slowly work my way up her leg.
>Her skin is nice and soft now, and I'm getting pretty turned on.
>I slowly reach her crotch again, and feel her panties, but this time she doesn't push my hand way.
>I touch her pussy through her panties for a bit, and feel her grip tighten on my arm and her breathing gets louder.
>I pull her panties to the side and touch her pussy. It's the first time I've ever touched a pussy.
>I actually touched a bare pussy before a breast through clothes or had a french kiss.
>She's soaking wet.
>I used to read about women's anatomy and masturbation techniques online to get turned on and fantasize so I was able to find her clitoris and rub it.
>Keep rubbing it, faster and faster. Her grip gets tighter and tighter, and her breathing shallower.
>She eventually lets out a small gasp (We were trying to be quiet in the movie theater) and pushes my hand back to her leg. It looks like she had an orgasm.
>She hugs me and tries to grab my penis through my pants, but it doesn't really work.
>Instead I hug her and we kiss for the first time.
>I literally masturbated her before we ever kissed.
>It was an innocent kiss, looking back on it, no tongue or anything. We probably did not know how to kiss, actually.
>I only ended up touching her breast below her bra after that, but we set up a date for a few days after.
cont...
>>715060366
Type faster I'm touching my penis
>>715045355
From a biological point of view, probably not. People wouldn't have children, if there wasn't an urge to have sex.
>>715060366
>We go out a few more times.
>Our second date was at a karaoke. We sing a few songs and spend the rest of our time making out. She sees my dick for the first time and I see her naked breasts here.
>She masturbated me this time and I come on her leg. She gasped in surprise when I came, like she wasn't expecting it to shoot out.
>We do this for two more weeks. We walk around and talk and make out when we can. >Walking around at the center of tokyo this time, and we come across condomania.
>We go in and see the condoms. There was one that had a elephant face on it and thinks its cute.
>Ask her if she wants to buy it.
>She giggles and says "It's cute! It's cute!" and I end up buying it.
>Think this is my chance and ask her if she wants to got to a karaoke.
>She says yes.
>On our way to the karaoke, I come across a love hotel.
>I ask her (despite knowing what it is) what the building is. It's a white building with a modernesque design.
>She says she can't say. I tell her if we can check it out.
>She just goes along with me.
cont...
What is the most casual creampie vid ever? There something about straight fucking and cumming with no foreplay that's just hot as the fucking sun.
Anyone know of a sauce where a woman walks around with a creampie or shows it in public? I've been on the hunt forever.
>>715046341
your black.
>>715061137
go on?
I love casual/public creampies
There isn't. Finishing in my wife while she was preggo was crazy fun.
>>715050831
adopt.
still blows me away people call this a fetish. it's literally the most natural sex thing a normal person can do.
>>715051074
Your life is so shitty lol
>>715061137
>Inside there's a bunch of little screen with rooms inside.
>They're expensive too. Up to 5,000 yen for a room.
>Ask her what to do. She tells me we have to press a button below the room.
>Grab a midtier room and a ticket comes out with a room number.
>There's an elevator that takes us to the room. Small hallways but the room itself is really big.
>She says she's never been in here before.
>We check out the room. Condom dispensers on one side, a small rent a sex toy on another. A big TV. We sit on the bed and start making out.
>This time, I go all out. Before when we were in the karaoke we would keep most of our clothes, just in case we need to leave quickly.
>This time I start pulling her blouse off.
>We're making out and we start french kissing now.
>She lets me take off her blouse pretty quickly, and she takes off my shirt.
>Before long I'm on top of her, and I start kissing her whole chest and belly.
>I start to pull down her skirt, but she grabs my hand first. She says she really likes me and that she's never done this before.
>Tell her me neither. Shen then lets go of my arm.
>Pull off her skirt and see her in her underwear now. She's small (she's like 4'11 or 5'0) and slim, with jet black hair.
>She pokes at my pants and starts to pull them off, but end up having to get out of bed and do it myself.
>We continue making out while in our underwear. I take of her breasts and eventually pull down her panties, seeing her completely naked for the first time.
>She then pulls down my pants and starts giving me a blowjob.
cont...
>>715057739
the pill was put on this planet for our pleasure anon
This enitre thread
>the word creampie
>I creampied the creampie and then i went into the oven and ate some creampie.
>creamed the cream till it was creamy and put it in the pie
>i pied my eye in the sky with my cream
its cringy is the strangest way
>>715062551
>What did he mean by this
>>715062551
Gotta be a troll
>>715062312
>The blowjob is nice, but I'm so excited for the likely sex that is coming that I don't care.
>During a pause, I start to kiss her again.
>She asks me if we can take a shower first.
>Take a shower, I'm completely nervous and don't know what to do.
>We kiss and make out, I was her back and she washes mine.
>Going to lose my virgnity! We dry off, head back to the bed, and I take one of the free condoms that came in the room.
>I put it on and we start making out in missionary.
>I penetrate her for the first time, I go very slowly to not hurt her.
>End up cumming in the condom. It was an amazing feeling to lose my virginity. We have sex one more time afterwards, and she says it doesn't hurt.
>We then have to leave, and I escort her home.
>We kiss a lot before getting to her house (Japanese people don't really kiss in public, so this was a big thing), and we both go home.
cont...
OC
>>715047824
howdy
Any advice to give a chick who begs for cum in such the cringiest way that I can't force myself to nut inside such a lunatic?
I'll build up for a few minutes or so, reach the peak, and she'll say something fucking retarded like "You wanna fill me up, you wanna cum in this snatch?", and I have to go full P90X thinking about all the fucked up shit I've seen on /b/ just to get off.
The weird part is, the more she fucking talks, the harder I have to concentrate on boipucci to filter her ass out.
>>715063013
nice
>>715063188
one, stop saying the word nut, you fucking peasant, we say cum.
>>715049060
for real , people dont understand. ironic that on fetanyl you would be lucky to even be able to keep it up let alone nut.
i cum in like a minute from bjs. like 15 min from actual sex. anyone else have this problem. how to last longer during oral
>>715062202
Lol. We're talking about adopting her best friend. Adult adoption. Shes not US born but shes lived her her entire life. Dont want her to get deported.
>>715063188
>and I have to go full P90X thinking about all the fucked up shit I've seen on /b/ just to get off
>>715063458
I can't cum from oral. Feelsbadman
>>715063435
Heroin>fentanyl. Fentanyl isn't any more fun than oxy, just makes me super sleepy. And I can cum on heroin, so twice as good
>>715063458
I can't get off from oral at all, so consider yourself a tier up from me.
I'm 30 and have had about 8 proper girlfriends, fucked like 5 out of 7 days a week.
I got fed up with the messy cleanup after sex so eventually stopped giving creampies and let them finish me orally, so long as I had satisfied them they were cool with it.
Nothing worse than lying in a sticky wet patch after sex.
>>715062982
>We have sex after that. Always with a condom.
>Hotels are expensive, karaokes are risky.
>We start having sex at her house, too. She was a single child and her parents worked late most weekdays.
>One day, after a bit over a month of having sex, we end up going to another hotel.
>Once again, sex with a condom, but this time something weird happens.
>Before I put it in she starts tugging on my dick, and takes the condom off and starts to try to masturbate me.
>Think she's just trying to be cute, but I try to put another condom off after a bit.
>She pokes me with her leg saying "it's okay" but I don't really understand.
>Put it in inside her with a condom, but she starts to touch the base of penis and my balls. She had already done this before and didn't think much of it.
>She starts grabbing at my condom and as I'm pumping away, she starts slipping it off.
>I pull out a but and it comes completely off, but I don't penetrate her again.
>I thought she trying to make me stop and ask her if she's okay.
>She says it feels good and wants me to keep going.
>I (very stupidly) go for the third and last free condom, but she pokes me again with her foot telling me "it's okay".
>Finally get it. I ask her "really?", and she just nods.
>I put the condom back and start to kiss her while getting on top of her.
>Poke my dick against her bare pussy (we had done this before, but I had never penetrated), and after a bit I start to slowly slide my penis inside her.
>Feel the moist walls of a raw pussy for the first time. I remember being overwhelmed by how wet the whole sensation felt (compared to a condom).
>The texture of her pussy against my bare penis is a thousand times better than a condom.
>She moans as I push myself completely in.
cont...
>>715062551
Creampie creampie creampie? CREAMPIE! Creampie, creampie...
>>715049060
>>715063435
>>715063699
I can get diamond hard and fuck for hours when I'm on heroin or opiates. Mix it up with some coke/crack/amphet and sex is the most intense sensation ever.
>>715045355
The awesomeness of creampies grows exponentially, if the age of the girl is closer to 11
my old gf
>>715062551
>>715063911
Bump．
Creampied in every gf I've ever had. Normally convince them to go on the pill or start injections a couple weeks into the relationship
Alright /b/ros I'm tired of being alive and not being able to do this
How feasible is it for me to get my own house/apartment on campus, host my own parties on fridays and saturdays, and use a combination of beer, shots, and jungle juice to get everyone destroyed and fuck the girls because they are too out of it to care?
Also since it's my place if anyone guy or girl tries to cock block me (I fucking hate it when some cunt is guarding her "BESTIE <3") or when some beta cuck faggot white knight is going on about muh consent), I can just kick them the fuck out since I own the place
Again I'm really tired of living without this
As in I hate life
the best feeling is not having kids
>>715063353
That just looks like normal girl wetness.
Yeah it's great until you wind up spending $1200+ on abortions and plan B in a 5 year period. That is IF you are lucky you're not dealing with a "life is sacred" and "life starts at conception" Then you're FUCKED.
Not fucking worth it.
Seen too many people get impotence and permanent penile pain from a vas too, so thats out.
That little pecker of yours will get you in trouble. buy a pocket pussy and blow in that or home girls ass.
>>715064466
>Today's SJW 'RAPE CULTURE'
=
You're asking for whoever you fuck to go to the authorities in the morning and tell them you raped them. Plus the very briefest of examinations will recover your DNA from their pussy and LITERALLY ruin your life.
>>715063911
>This is the best feeling in the world now.
>I'm pumping away, I feel like I'm going to cum pretty fast.
>Tell her I'm going to cum. I'm thinking of pulling out.
>She says okay and kiss me. She then wraps her legs around me very tightly.
>I go crazy and against my better judgement decide to just come inside her.
>Cum buckets inside her, feel my cum bursting out my dick and into her pussy, and I feel like glory has come to me.
>This was the first time I every came inside a girl, and it has always been amazing as that one time.
>We lay there panting, and after I pull out and look at her pussy and see my white cum dripping out of her.
>Get turned on again and start having sex again.
>Have sex in a position like missionary, but sitting up straight so I can see my dick come in and out of her.
>My dick glistens with her wetness and I cum inside her again.
I ended up cumming inside her many more times. We stopped using condoms. Apparently she was able to get birth control from her school or her friends at school. She didn't know how to tell me she wanted to stop using condoms.
She had a huge house too, and we would have sex on her bed (it was western style bed, so it was very comfy). Her room was overly pink.
I moved to Kyushu and then to Osaka after six months of staying in Tokyo, we did have sex one more time right before I left back home, as I visited my host family from Tokyo again. We used a condom that time because she was off birth control then.
>>715064640
You know how I can tell you are a virgin?
>>715063679
>>715063733
Same here. In high school friends always told me that i will cum in the first minute of seks. Didn't want to be the 1minute loser so i fapped continuously and extremely vigorously to train & "callous" my penor.
>mfw i lasted 7 hours of fucking my first time. No joke
>>715064640
>or home girls ass
>>715047274
Only with your own cream, unless she screames louder for you. Damn, I miss my rape and pillage bros...
>>715045355
yeah, just cumming all the way up in her like a real man, none of this "oh let's pull out so she can push it/it falls out and i can stare at my own jizz" bullshit
>>715065011
How would they know if they were too drunk to remember?
Plus if I clean the cum out of their pussy and then re-dress them including panties+pants+bra, and not sloppy either like perfectly dressed, and I make sure they are outside my house before the night ends, how could it be traced back to me?
From my experience people at parties don't give a shit except for the occasional cock blockers and with them I can literally order them to get the fuck out of my house and never come back
>>715065052
Is she the youngest girl you've ever cum inside?
>>715065208
KEK
>>715063937
Yes, exactly! It's one reason I hate fent, not as pleasurable as h, and harder to stay hard
>>715065095
You're not impressing anyone.
>>715063357
>says cum twice
>says nut once
>mad about a larger vocabulary
>>715051817
has been, still is, and always will be.
nothing better
im relatively small and cum to fast does anyone know how to last longer
>>715065052
If these are all true, good for you. It seems as though you've been able to intimately be with people you came to love to a certain degree at different points in time.
Enjoy whatever is yet to come.
>>715065846
If you want to figure out how to commit rape, you have to do it in your own.
>>715045355
it's good but to be honest, I prefer to come in her mouth or spray on her boobs.
Creampie is ok but maybe it's just me, I want more control and more view when I come
>>715065965
Think about other things during sex, masturbate about an hour beforehand, every time you feel like you're about to cum, stop, play with her(or him, Im not sexist) and switch positions. Spend your thought on doing things to stimulate your partner and dont get tunnelvision when you fuck.
>>715066175
Since this is the greatest thing in existence there should be no restrictions on how to get it
>>715049519
>euphoric
Here, you need one of these.
>>715065633
Dude c'mon you're being seriously creepy.
>"clean the cum out of their pussy and then re-dress them including panties+pants+bra, and not sloppy"
You're obviously an autistic virgin. Get help. I mean it. Just get a legit girlfriend.
>>715065756
Haven't ever been offered Fentanyl in the UK but would probably love it if I could get it.
>BWN.jpg
Just had 2 hits of gear
>>715066307
All the best things in life are restricted.
>>715045355
It's nothing special. She doesn't feel it and you almost feel it. Only the idea of giving creamy makes it slightly better.
My gf don't trust contraceptive pill and I can't cum in her... I would kill for trying it once
>>715045355
i am the kaos. i am the almighty. i have returned from my slumber because you have summoned me. i put all of you on notice. my power is reaching out to you. you cannot escape. your age is at an end. mine is just beginning.
>19 need to nut
>know an 27 to chubby 3/10 girl I used to work with
>go pick her up
>she goes down on it
>toothy bj from hell
>quickly found a place to fuck
>strip and make out
>she's wet and ready
>open the condom, it's dry
>try to use it, she says it hurts, fuck me without one
>never barebacked before, feels good
>she's so wet, a scratcher, loud af
>I can feel myself getting close
>keep going, way too close
>she whispers, cum inside me, I want to feel it inside me
>I feel my balls tighten and release pumping my load inside her sloppy pussy
>thankfullyI didn't knock her up
>
>>715066459
Yeah you say that like I haven't already tried
>>715066587
I'm tired of society telling me I don't meet their requirements for access to sex so that's why I've come up with with this plan
I've spent the semester learning how to interact with people, learning what clothes to wear, mastering my hair, establishing myself in the party scene, there's this one house I can just walk into for their parties, and now I'm getting in really good with this one frat guy who gets around a lot sexually and even told me a story about his frat guys helping him get laid for the first time
All this combined with me opening up my own party place, along with throwing down every fri and sat every single week (not even frats here do that) + just fucking tsuinaming people with alcohol, it looks like this is basically the final solution of the sex world
>>715065657
Pretty much. Next girl I came inside of was 19 (while I was 17) and after that an 18 year old while I was 18. She was the youngest being 15 while I was 16.
Will do chubby girl now.
>Background: I was currently with first gf (the other possible story I mentioned). There was a guy who had a crush on her and would repeatedly ask her out on a date. She one day asked me for permission to go out with him. I told her to do what she wanted and she ended up going out with him.
>In retrospect, I should have broken up with her then and there. But I decided instead to just try to date other girls on the side.
>I went out with two other girls. One was practically a one night stand, the other might have been a new gf but it didn't work out.
>For this, there was a chubby girl I new from a charity trip. People in our school would go to a poor section of our state and do charity (related to medicine) for people without access nearby healthcare. She was a bit short, and had a really cute face, and amazingly large breasts.
>We're talking E size breasts.
>Go with family to a vacation. Tried to get laid, but it was hard to flirt with family around and me supposedly having a gf at the time.
>End up shooting her a message and talking for a bit.
cont...
>>715067054
Please just make sure you try and get some form of consent.
ITT: pic related.
22yrold virgin her for advice
Which is better pussy creampie or anal creampie?
>>715067630
Why should I care either way?
I mean I'm not gonna try to fuck them if they are blacked out because I won't be able to cover it up, if they can walk and talk then I can slip away with them though, people will be too drunk / busy raging to notice
Plus if anyone steps up and tries to stop me I can just pull them aside and whisper to them that I own the place and that if they dont fuck off they are getting kicked out
Also what's with that eliot meme
Why do you guys make this thread "is there anything better than cumming in girls" and then everyone is like "no", then I want in and you are like "oh no rape"
Like are you really this much of white knights about it?
>>715066435
I don't see anything wrong with calling it euphoric. It's a subjective experience as far as I can tell--I being a wizard in training, for your information.
I'm sure some people will think of it differently, such as post-er thinking that it's a euphoric experience, where as you imply that it's simply sex, and shouldn't be describe as such, so as to avoid confusion with anything that would be subjectively better.
>>715065998
These are just the good experiences I've had. The french girl was really great, but that maybe tinged in romanticism of being in Paris and only getting to know this girl for two weeks before going home.
>>715067076
>Start talking about random stuff.
>Try to turn the conversation to sex to see if she'll bite.
>Tell her I'm curious about her bra size, as she's pretty big.
>We start flirting now and she tells me she's a triple D.
>She had already told me she has a bf, but he's very very jealous and hates it when she talks to other guys. Tell her mine is too, but tell her I'm interested in seeing someone else on the side.
>She says she is too. (Score!)
>We end up talking about what we want to do. I tell her there is no better feeling than having sex without a condom.
>She says she's never tried it, but is curious to see if it feels as good as people say.
>Tell her we should go out and see.
>We end up agreeing to go out a talk for a bit, and eventually have sex and be lovers, as it was a bit of a fantasy for both of us.
cont...
Mdma
>>715063592
Lmao
>>715068070
Pussy.
>>715068208
>She ends up being busy the time we set out.
>We were going to go out for coffee, but as we keep flirting I tell her we should just meet up at a hotel.
>She ends up agreeing and I ask her if she wants me to bring condoms.
>"For now yes!"
>However, for one reason or another it doesn't work out. I do end up seeing her in the hospital (med student).
>Tell her I wanted to kiss her very bad, we set up a date for that friday.
>Next time I see her on the stairs and we end up kissing before we go our seperate ways.
>We meet up on friday and I pick her up in my car. Ask her where she wants to go.
>She says, wherever you want to go.
>We start to kiss on the red lights and end up grabbing her breasts under her bra.
>There is loads of traffic to where we are going.
>I ask her if I can really take her anywhere.
>She tells me to take her wherever she wants me to take her.
>Say okay and make a big U turn and head to a hotel.
>She told me afterwards she wasn't expecting it, but at the time she just said "a hotel? okay."
>It's a hotel with built in garages so we go inside.
cont...
>>715068100
Sex is overrated. You only want it because:
1) It's hardwired into you for the survival of the species.
2) It sells products, every thing you see in commercials has a sexual undercurrent. I.E. "If you don't do/get this then the sexy ladies won't want you.
3) feelsgoodman.jpg
I didn't make this thread, I love having sex but I'm also this Anon:
>>715063792
Also, Elliot Roger is not a meme. He's a great example of when someone with a mental illness (ACTUAL ASSBURGERS - AUTISM), at the age of 22, hadn't had sex so developed a hatred of women. He should've just waited a few more years to find someone or went to a prostitute. His dad actually took him to Las Vegas in the hope he would just pay someone to take his virginity. (source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4rabmvStU4 )
Watch that vid and see if you can relate.
>>715068873
>We go up to the room.
>We start making out now. I start taking of her clothes.
>See her bare breasts for the first time. They are amazing. Huge but with small pink nipples. I play with them for a long time. Tell her they are amazing and she says they just make her back hurt.
>Slowly we start taking off more clothes. She seems unsure if she should go with it as she's giving me a blowjob, but she ends up telling me she wants to have sex.
>I'm on top of her now, I take off her panties and see a nicely shaved pussy. She's an outie, but it's nice and pink and delicious.
>Think about eating her out but when I touch her she's dripping wet. We hadn't talked about condom or anything, but I decide to go in raw.
>I rub my dick on her pussy and she starts moving, and I slowly start to slide it in.
>It has to go in slowly, she is easily the tighest girl I've ever been inside of.
cont...
>>715069445
>>715068208
>that maybe tinged in romanticism of being in Paris and only getting to know this girl for two weeks before going home.
I suppose that would be so due to the preconceived notion of romance behind the French culture and language; I'm sort of surprised that the Japanese encounter wasn't more intimate, however, because in Japan, as I'm sure you're aware, phrases such as "I like you" can be very powerful due to their culture pretty much being the opposite of the western world's in terms of intimacy, and how it's expressed. It's like they get hit by waves of emotion when that crap is said to them--good or bad is dependent on the situation, but still. (I went on an a year-long exchange no more than four months ago, and had prepared intensively so then I could get as much out of it as possible--which is why I feel that I can comment the topic regarding Japan).
Then again, you were still young, and just testing out the ropes of things. Since they're > just the good experiences, they wouldn't go beyond anything more than a good time, as you assured.
Either way, you've chosen to embrace life. Good on you. May it be enjoyed ever more--both by you, and the anons touching themselves to your stories this night.
Cheers.
>>715045355
>ywn know what it feels like to give a creampie
Laugh all you want anons...this is a life ruining curse.
>>715069445
>It feels amazing.
>uh-oh, I feel like I'm going to cum, and I haven't been inside her for even 5 minutes.
>Tell her I'm going to cum a bit fast, because she is the tightest I've ever had.
>She's says that's fine.
>Tell her I'm going to show her how it feels like to have someone cum inside her.
>She moans as I bust my load inside her. I hadn't masturbated in like a week in preparation, so I came a lot.
>As I pull out I see my cum leaking out of her and feel overjoyed.
>We cuddle for a bit and have sex two more times, this time she ends up having several orgasms.
>We go out and buy her a morning after pill, and we eat together.
We're still friends and we talk online, but haven't had sex since that time. We're going to set a date for this week probably. Hopefully I'll get laid again and feel her tight pussy one more time.
Also, she still had a hicky from her boyfriend at the time I fucked her. She had never let him go in raw, I was her first experience without a condom.
>>715069314
I already know everything about him and he was right about most of the stuff he said
It isn't fair that guys like you and everyone else get to have this in your lives, a few of us for some reason or reason(s) (I really have no idea) just can't seem to fit in, and we get left in the dust
Like there's really no point living without it, I don't want to live I'd rather have the sun blow up than have to forever without it
I don't want to use hookers because I don't have the kind of money to rely on them indefinitely, not even with a job
With parties I can do it for a decent amount cheaper, plus the girls who are just mildly drunk/promiscuous I can turn into FWB's by exchanging numbers and shit (those types of girls don't care about SJW type shit ala muh consent)
>>715070015
I have to have this, I just wish I had come up with this plan sooner
>>715069858
The JP girl was pretty much my gf, so it was pretty intimate. The french girl is much more recent so it is fresher in my mind as to probably why I have more details. I was more mature and able to express myself better sexually and sensually, too.
Anyone want anymore stories?
>>715063188
>the harder I have to concentrate on boipucci
I think we may have found the issue
>>715070576
sure, anon. they're nice
Getting sucked off feels better than creampie imo.
>>715070576
You said something about an older Japanese woman?
Every girl I've fucked, I creampied.
>>715045355
I actually got a gf and started cumming in her, then got bored and started using condoms again to alternate the feel
>>715066435
And you need one of these
>>715070576
totally down for more stories
>>715069314
People tell me that onaholes feel identical to pussy but they are lying
No one would talk about it / even do it as much as they do if that was true
>>715050831
Jesus, just get her tubes tied or something.
I know you guys probably want an og kid but life aint fair dude.
>>715048752
You missed. So close!
>>715070938
>>715070899
All right, second Japanese girl. Hope I'm not getting burned out from writing it.
>Was in Kyushu during my second half of my stay in Japan.
>Had a bit of a conflict with my host family, and was relocated to Osaka instead.
>Before that they send me to Hiroshima for a bit, and to get to know the area.
>They send a university girl with me to show me the sights.
>We go to the atomic bomb museum and the park around it.
>We end up holding hands.
>For the second day we meet up too and she shows me around a few more places.
>We end up kissing in a park. We exchange phone numbers and talk chat a lot through text.
>It turns out I was her first kiss.
>I was back in Osaka and going to school there.
>She says she'll visit me on Christmas.
cont...
>>715070180
Trust me I'm no fucking 'Chad', I'm a regular skinny /b/tard but have learnt not to be a total beta by just manning up mentally. You WILL get laid eventually, just lower your standards and find someone who isn't a 10/10. A meaningful relationship, even without sex, is more fulfilling than a one night stand with someone off their face drunk/stoned.
Lack of sex is not something worth ending your life over. Get social activities, if you're at university then go join clubs; guaranteed if you join an AV, film, anime, debate group you'll find a cute, quiet and reserved girl you can start talking to.
And when you do finally get a relationship out if it, it'll be exponentially more meaningful than a one night stand.
Anyway, good luck Anon. You WILL find someone one day, I mean it.
>>715050831
Jesus fuck I did not come here for these feels. Why are there grown-ups here?
>>715071702
Never used a fleshlight or onahole. But I cannot for one second believe it feels identical to having sex with another human being. Pussy is warm and slippery but also awesomely textured and (obviously) organic, it responds to your actions.
It's more a mental thing about meaningful, sensual human contact rather than the physical feel.
There is no better feeling,
P.S. Abortions cost $600 in Missouri.
>>715050831
hope she didn't stop taking the birth control at that 5 year mark...
Anal creampies are better. Maybe cause I like no-condom anal more.
I've anal creampied probably about 1500 times, with girls, guys, and MtFs.
>>715064466
Confidence (fake it till you start believing it) + a party attitude X size of house party = vagina
>>715046113
sauce
>>715071811
>She visits me.
>We walk around Osaka Castle.
>Go shopping with her.
>We kiss in the park for a bit, but she seems very shy.
>We end up passing a hotel and we stand around it for a bit.
>Ask her if she's every been inside one. She says no. Ask her if she's curious. It's pretty comfy.
>At this point it was pretty late, like after 6pm, and we had just eaten. And she would probably need to go back soon as it was a long ride back home.
>I tell her maybe she could even stay here for a bit and not worry.
>She thinks about it and says she'll check it out.
>We go in, I check in an overnight room and go in.
>Call my host family (Just a single guy I was living with, actually. Host family's were short at the time, and he was just a teacher. He was super cool) and tell him I'm going to stay the night with some friends from school.
>He says okay and tells me to have fun.
>Oh, I will...
cont...
>>715054919
>My girlfriend did this for me on the ride back to college from Thanksgiving. The absolute madwoman, her mom was driving in the front seat. if it wasn't pitch black out i probably would've had to hitchhike to school.
>implying her mom didn't notice
>implying her mom would cock block
>implying her mom isn't your best wingman
Bitch, you'd best get your future mother-in-law a good Christmas gift.
>>715072514
go on. any pics for this?
>>715071544
Sauce?
>>715071860
No no thats all bullshit
Pussy is pussy, the only reason a relationship one is better is because there is no pressure to have to spend a bunch of money or to have to creep around in the dark like a rat to avoid prison time from it
I've been there and done that with stupid clubs, it didn't get me anywhere
I came **this** close to getting 2 seperate girls to be my girlfriend and both times failed, the first girl just got out of a relationship and bitched out and ghosted me when shit started to get real, and the 2nd one thinks working constantly + school + depression = no relationship possible with anyone so automatic friend zone
I've had just about enough and the only thing stopping me from going ballistic is knowing that parties are basically going to be my saving grace
>>715072151
>But I cannot for one second believe it feels identical to having sex with another human being. Pussy is warm and slippery but also awesomely textured and (obviously) organic, it responds to your actions.
Yeah no shit, that's why I hate when people try to go all like "oh lol if all you want is a hole then just get one of those" like they are trying to shame me for wanting the exact same thing they brag about and cant get enough of as if there's more to it than that which there fucking isnt unless your some sentimental bitch
Ive cummed raw in every girl I've had sex with. My first gf went on the pill the day she turned 16. After that I came inside her at least 2-3 times a week. She had this thing where when I was about to cum she would wrap her legs around me and could squeeze her pussy on my dick. Her vagina was really strong and tight it felt like I was being sucked in. Shit feels so goddamn good
>>715072547
I mean now that you say that, her mom is the only one of the four parents (my two and her two) that hasn't actively said "no sex" at all during our relationship.
My parents were very against it at first but now just say "stay safe". Sometimes though they make it hard for us to sneak around whenever we're home. But nowadays we mostly just have sex in our dorms.
Her dad, however, is the ultimate cockblocker. I'm not even allowed to be under a blanket with her at his house, and I'm not allowed in her room (while he's home). He's a heavy alcoholic so that doesn't help either.
Her mom hasn't done anything that i can remember, but that's mostly because she was never home. Always out drinking with her friends.
My girlfriend had a rough homelife.
>>715072151
>>715072729
Plus on top of that the fleshlight/onahole/whatever isn't even fucking close to real pussy anyways
shit burns me up
>>715072514
>We make out a lot. Take a shower together.
>It was her first time with a guy.
>She had an amazing body. She was taller than the other Japanese girl and had brownish hair. Longer and slim legs and a nice waist and small tits.
>Kiss her body completely and try to do oral sex on her. She was a cute little innie.
>Right before we're about to have sex, I decide to not use a condom, and I just start rubbing her pussy with my dick.
>She starts hugging me and kissing my neck, she tells me to do it gently.
>Slowly start to penetrate her, feeling her raw pussy.
>End up having only sex in missionary, but I try to be as gentle as possible, and she just slowly nibbles on my neck and mouth as I do this.
>I start to pick up speed and don't even ask her when I cum inside her.
>We end up staying the night at the hotel and have sex a few more times.
>She goes back to Hiroshima and we don't see each other again, only talk for a bit through messages.
>She didn't have facebook at the time (it was pretty new) so I lost contact with her after I left.
>Always wonder if I got her pregnant and that I might have a half-Japanese kid running around somewhere.
Anyways, the rest of the stories aren't as interesting I think. But will share a few more, shorter ones.
>>715072547
>>715072972
Also
>your future mother-in-law
That's really sweet anon, I really want to marry this girl. She's a dime, there's no way I could ever get any better than her. And the best part is she's crazy for me. We were each other's first everything besides kiss, we've been through it all. I blow her mind when I eat her out, one time at my dorm she got so loud people out in the hall heard her moans. And her tits are huge for her size, 34DD, and she's got wide hips and a thinner waist (she's pretty much the ideal "thicc", big in all the right places but not fat at all). And besides the sex, she's just wonderful to be around. She accepts me for who I am and that makes me so happy.
rant over
>>715064466
>calling others beta faggots
>asking advice on how to get girls so drunk that they're blacked out for the sole purpose of fucking them
LOL KILL YOURSELF
>>715053509
True, but the body is not a mechanical object, which is why it is extremely unreliable and no-one does that.
>>715053509
I don't think you paid attention in health class. Congrats that worked for you but it doesn't work every time.
>>715073605
Different anon here
Just do your best to make sure there is stuff holding you together other than emotions and the situation.
>Would you 2 hang out as friends?
Because emotions fade as the mystery between you two does, and eventually things become routine.
While things are exciting now, use this opportunity to create things that are more substantial.
>Do new things, find new common interests and hobbies, create stuff together whatever it is.
God speed anon
>>715064466
if you just end up kicking people out and looking like a huge asshole, you'll never be a party host you low-life faggot.
the fact you have to ask this means you'd be a horrible party host.
>>715073393
Anyways, a couple of random stories.
>Came inside my first gf without birth control. She ended getting on it, but we played with fire a lot for a few months.
>Had a friend come onto me while drunk one time. But I didn't have sex with her because I don't like having first time sex with someone who's drunk, I wouldn't want to be someone's mistake. She had a gf at the time. I did like her, but when I flirted with her after she didn't reciprocate, so it was probably just her being drunk and horny.
>Would flirt a lot with a friend in college, but we never did end up having sex. We'ere still great friends and sex would have probably ruined it.
>Another girl cheated on her long distance bf with me, she wanted me to show her what it felt like to have sex without a condom. I didn't cum inside her though, come on her belly. We were supposedly fwb but she cut it off when she found out I was having sex with someone else. Apparently she really liked me, but I never thought she would take much offence in me having sex with someone else considering she was cheating on her bf with me.
>Had a one night stand with a girl that recently broke up with her gf. Rubbed my dick on her pussy for a long time but she never let me go in raw. She gave me the best blowjob I ever had.
>Recently had a fling with a friend. She was on her period and so I came inside her pussy. The only guy to cum inside her before was her last bf of like 7 years.
>>715074658
I can give more details on a few stories if anyone is interested. But I think this is good for tonight, the other stories aren't as good as those I think.
>>715074752
your fingers must be tired anon
>>715074456
Thanks anon, we always try to have new experiences whenever we see each other. We have a month off of school so we're gonna do a lot. I feel while being long distance hurts, it also helps because whenever we see each other it feels so good to be with each other again.
And to answer
>Would you 2 hang out as friends?
I'd say yes cause we're best friends and we do silly and friend-y stuff all the time
>>715074992
As long as you guys enjoyed it, it was worth it.
>>715045355
just thinking about it makes me sad that im not doing it at this moment
>>715075323
Many half boners were had my friend.
The truly funny thing about this thread and all the replies is that back in about 2009 I met two girls on a /b/ hookup thread. Both were hot (one a proper girly 17y/o and the other a boyish 19y/o) and willing to fuck on the first date.
Even though I didn't live in the USA, turns out one lived like 500m away and the other in the next town over. Have faith in the randomness and pussy will find you.
>Actual True Story.
>>715052841
If you want to cum inside her you really need to get better birth control than the pill. I've known way to many people who still get pregnant on the pill.
>>715069953
Moar?
I am amused.
>>715046113
Sauce pls anon
>>715075101
Good luck, I'm still hoping I'll find someone who feels the way I do about life.
I know every faggots thinks it, but a girl like Rose is exactly my type, and to be honest, a mirror of me and how I like to present myself.
But I find myself projecting onto other females in a naive effort to convince myself they are the person I need, or to atleast convince myself they could be with a little "molding"....
>>715075665
>Cool story bro
Nah but seriously, different times aye?
The word filters and NOKO provided a natural deterent to the new friends and thus eventual exploitation of the unique culture we had.
>>715053509
Got wife preggers 3 times while pulling out. 3 abortions.
Mfw I'm super virile, she's super fertil.
Your weak, impotent sludge can't impregnate easily. Cuck.
(Got another chick preggers but thank god, she didn't get my last name/info. LoL, some faggot is raising my kid for free)
>>715077237
I hope the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood...
>>715045355
>be 18
>sister's 24 year old coworker wants the D
>8/10, chubbyish, DTF literally 24/7
>begs me to come inside her
>just as I'm about to finish, changes her mind and tries to pull away
>drain myself inside her
>makes me buy morning after pill
>worth it
>>715077225
Yeah at different times, although one was more of a fuckbuddy but dated the hot pinky teen for almost a year. Loved her to bits, used to change her hair colour every week and her carpets always matched the drapes. What she lacked in IQ she made up with in sheer fucking hotness. Turns out she's married now(!?!).
Your Fortune: Extraordinary Luck
>>715077946
>Turns out she's married now(!?!).
OMG! WHAT A TWIST
guess I'll add my stories
>messing around with girl
>starts getting hot
>"anon I'm on my period"
>do you do anal?
>yeah a few times
>proceed to anal her, no condom
>"fuck I'm getting close to cumming"
>"yeah cum babe!"
>"cum where?"
>"cum in my fucking ass!!"
>cum inside her ass while grabbing her tits
>best feeling ever
probably cummed in her ass another 5 or 6 times till we had a falling out
>>715078175
Yup total skank. Still, I had my fun.
>>715077946
I'm gonna go now buddy, but I'm glad to have had this meaningful discussion with you. Who knows how many times we've baited, argued, rediculed, laughed, or feeled with eachother over the years?
From one fellow traveller to the grave to another; take care, do good, and have fun.
In moot we trust my friend, in moot we trust....
>>715078580
C'mon we both know there's only us two on this entire board, the rest are bots. I do not trust in moot, only Snacks can possibly save us.
See you again soon friend. In the meantime, May Allah bless your soul.
>>715078935
around snacks, relax
