Good evening sir, you wouldn't happen to know why I pulled you over have you?
There have been reports of illegal dubs in the area.
Show me your single and you're free to go.
>>715040503
Yes sir officer
>>715040503
There aint no dubs in here sir mister officer
>>715041077
Awshiet
N-Nothing here officer... Just passing by!
Sure thing, officer. I know better than to mess around with dubs. You can check em if you want.
>>715041311
>>715041077
Step out of the vehicle
>>715041077
HANDS ON THE FUCKIN' GROUND!!
KISS THE CURB DIRTBAG!!!!
THIS IS SQUAD CAR 58 REQUESTING IMMEDIATE BACK UP WE HAVE AN ARMED SUSPECT ON THE PREMISES, RESPOND IMMEDIATELY.
Sup
>>715040503
im not loved by anyone please shoot me even tho im white
>>715041466
kek
>>715041466
but officer...
>>715041311
WHOA HOLD ON THERE WHITEY, ARMS BEHIND YOUR BACK AND DUBS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
This dude abides!
So many illegal subs today
It would be a shame if someone brought in
Trips?
>>715040503
Officer I'm not black move along
>>715040503
N-no dubs here sir, I swear
Can't a black man get to a kfc with out getting pulled over?
>>715041466
No, officer. You are the dubs...
>>715040503
Nigger, I'm just drunklm, no dubbubs to be seen here officer
okay here you go, officer
P-please senõr I just simple Mexican trying to make living in you great country.
>>715040503
I HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE YOU FASCIST COCKSUCKER!
>>715041529
>>715041509
THESE DUBS ARE GRANTED TO THE STATE AS A SENSE OF POWER AND FOR YOUR SECURITY. PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE ARE ONLY UPHOLDING THE LAW.
>>715040503
I never get dubs, might as well an hero
AM I BEING DETAINED. AM I FREE TO GO.
Yes, sir
>>715041592
Officer you can't do this to me!
>>715041822
Woah there
>>715040503
fuck you pig
I'm just your ordinary law abiding arab citizen. No harm here officer.
uuuhh, no dubs here officer.
>>715041822
>>715041822
I SAID GET ON THE FUCKIN' GROUND YOU PUNK!!!!
PUT THE DUBS ON THE GROUND IMMEDIATELY AND STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE!!!
i dindu nuffin
>>715041600
^^^ Look officer! Two donut shaped zeros
>>715040503
I swear I did no dub anytime sir
i 100% don't have 2kilo of coke in the trunk
What are these dubs you speak of?
>>715040503
it's alright, I'm a cop too.
>>715041394
Mister officer these dubs aint mine, they are my sisters
No dubs here, sir. But i have these trips!
>>715040503
If I get dubs, there would be a major assassination in the next two weeks
>>715040503
Dindu nuffin
>>715040503
I ain't got nothin' Officer
>>715042264
Welp, we're safe
I'm going to movies fuck off pig
i've nothing to hide my dude
>>715042389
I heard the new Batman is pretty good.
ok
>>715040503
I jes comn from mehico officer i here wuit muh 7 kids and muh wife no dube here senior
these singles are mine
I dindu' nuffin'
>>715040503
Yes officer, dubs is many bad. Good thing there is not a dubs here. Nope, no dubs, never of the time.
>>715040503
Am I being dubtained!?
>>715042533
HALT LAWBREAKER!
Here's my totally not fake ID, officer.
fuck de police
you never get those dubs
Am I Being detained? Am I free to go? Where's your warrant? This is Fascism. Am I free to go?
Nothing to see here
Dubs here? No way
He dindu nuffin sir
>>715042533
get rektttttttt
>>715040503
>>715040503
Black Life Matters
Mama says i'm a good boy
I don't fuck with dubs it's trips or nothing
If these are dubs then my suspitions about my wife fucking her co-worker are true
Fuck you cums tain get a real fucking job fucking pig.
>>715043017
Oh, thank god
>>715043017
Gotta be sure, check again
Yea no problem officer
Fuck you
I won't do what you tell me
>>715043130
Last check and she's in the clear
there are no dubs in the trunk..
>>715042186
Well good because we are looking for dubs.
>>715043188
Fuck
trips check 'em
Nothing illegal in here, sir.
PLEASE I DINDU NUFFIN
nothing to see here
>>715040503
Thar be no dubs here officer.
>>715043188
He's a crooked cop!
isnt there like some sort of doughnut convention going on somewhere. Why you stopping me?!
You'll never take me alive!
>>715040503
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I dindu nuffin
aint nothin to see here, officer
No dubs here
I'm not stashing illegal memes anywhere, I swear.
I don't have any dubs except for a dub of this dank ass marijaLSDMT...
>>715044488
fuck u tripdub nigger, cops get him!
No dubs here
>>715044488
Book'm boys
>>715044488
>>715044488
Rubba dub dub two dubs in a tub.
I swear to officer I don't have any gods, Mr. Dubs.
>>715044688
officer u know what to do
no dubs here officer
>>715044488
>>715040503
I'm clean, officer... but this guy down here...
Nothing to see here officer just on my way to collect unemployment for crack
>>715045189
Almost got me there
I have no dubs
None here
>>715045400
Cuff em
Lord kek please provide me with singles
am i being detained?
>>715045400
>>715045609
Garbage doesn't get cuffs
No dubs here, sir.
Hey while you're here, would you be interested in buying some kush?
>>715040503
Nothing to hidde.
>>715044666
satan dubtrip checking tripdub... i thought ive seen it all
None here officer
check em'
No dubs here nig
>>715045762
Fuck
no dubs here
>>715040503
IM NOT A NIGGER I AM A DOWNY
>>715046089
im g2g
See ya later officer!
FBI chill the fuck out sir.
You'll never take me alive
bee cool bro im clean
cya nigger
>>715047022
I swear to singles I'm not dubs officer
>>715042420
420 nothing too hide yeah right
I never have dubs
>>715040503
Fuck you pig I know my rights.
>>715040503
nothing to see here officer
>>715047677
RUN NIGGA
>>715047677
>>715047677
Step out of the vehicle faggot
>>715040503
I ain't got no dubs officer, cuz I hate niggers.
>>715047776
Whew
>>715040503
I really have to get to work officer, can you let me off the hook this time?
>>715047929
Go on ahead
Dubs? No I only have singles..
Me? A dub? Why I never
check these singles
Lol no dubs here sir im 100% clean
>>715048155
>>715040503
No problem officer
If trips i hijack a plane
If quads i set off a nuke
No dubs in this family Officer.
hands up dont shoot
search all you want, you won't find a thing
>>715040503
Kill yourself newfag officer
Trips equal I pull my gun on you,
Quads equal every dub is set free
>>715049088
Please step out of the car.
>>715040503
i dindu nuffin
>>715040503
No dubs pl0x
>>715040503
Here officer. Don't forget who pays your wages.
>>715049207
Rerolling while while not complying
There must be some terrible misunderstanding. You see, I'm white.
Dubs? Sir you must have the wrong guy. The black neighborhood is a few blocks away. I hope you catch that dubs guy. He sounds like a real trouble maker
>>715040503
No prob officer
>>715049866
sure thing officer. no dubs here
>>715040503
Sure thing officer!
>>715051322
GET 'EM
Of course you can checkem, officer.
>>715051399
STOP HIM! HES ONE OF THEM
>>715051399
done goofed
I'm not a nigger, no dubs here officer.
>>715040503
No problem
RUN
oh shit
>>715040503
Gif
no dubs here, sir
N-n-n-no dubs here s-sir
K eat dick bye
>>715040503
dad
>>715040503
I'm just on my way to church sir.
No Sir I've been Dubs free for years
what reasonable suspicion do you have that makes you think i'm carrying dubs?
>>715040503
Sir, im no nigger.
PFFFT, Only niggrrs have dubs
I'm white Sir, only Nigger Dub
>>715040503
fried chicken?
pl0x
Dubs are for losers I only Quad!
what seems to be the officer problem?
AERGHA I CAN EXPLAIN OFFICER
>>715040503
ez single get
>>715053677
N-NO OFFICER I SWEAR I HAVE NOTHING
Y-yes m-m-ma'am
>>715040503
Tool
nothing to see here
>>715040503
good evening problem, what's the officer.
Mine's all legal, sir.
nnnn-nnooo officerrrr. nothing here.
>>715053640
I'll let you off with a warning faggot, but watch yourself.
Nothing in the trunk... Uh, sir?
Of course, officer!
>>715040503
Just be cool and let me do the talking
DINDU NUFFIN
illegal dubs? Nothing to see here officer
>>715040503
no dubs here, officer.
>>715040503
yeah well fuck you nigger
do i look black to you officer?
these aren't the dubs you're looking for
>>715040503
you'll never take me alive
No dubs here sir
>>715054988
Get him!
no dubs here sir
>>715054988
these aren't the dubs I'm looking for
>>715054988
move along
yes sir
>>715040503
did you assume my gender?
>>715040503
no officer there's not 4 dead blacks 7 dead and one live jew in my trunk
>>715054988
WE GOT HIM
WE GOT HIM
TAKE HIM DOWN
dindu nuffin sir
>>715049350
>implying /b/tards pay taxes
you need to have a job for that
Trips for all dubs are released
>>715040503
*steps on gas* fuck that I ain't going back to singles!
>>715040503
nothing here sir
No dubs in this vehicle, officer.
>>715040503
no dubs here officer
>>715040503
i'm good you divorced fuck
>>715040503
hell nah nigga fUk the feds dawgh
Uh sure officer here you go
FUCK YOU
>>715040503
no dubs here officer..........
>>715040503
Eat a bag of dicks
>Black lives matter
>>715040503
Officer i swear I only have singles
>>715040503
Wha... There ain't no dubs here sir ! Been on good ol' Fo'chan fo' three years and I neva got any of those dubs nor trips nor quads, sir ! I'm totally clean !
I dindu nuffin
no dubs here occifer
>>715040503
Fuck tha police coming straight from the underdubs
>>715057033
TEETH TO THE CURB MOONBITCH
>>715040503
nothing to hide here officer
Not a nigger may I go now sir?
Here you go officer
problem officer?
suck it
>>715057033
>"Uh, Mr Moonbitch, please step out of the vehicle. Let's talk about those dubs."
Safe
>>715040503
dub what?
fine.
hands up don't shoot
I swear, they arent mine
i have nothing to hide
more like illegal trips xDD
Dubs ? Naaah officer, you're just being silly.
>>715058007
I'm no criminal, I'm fucking James Bond.
>>715040503
fingerbang
ahem, i said more illegal trips...>>715057958
>>715044666
damn yo satan
>>715040503
what are dubs?
>>715040503
I dindu nuffin
Suicide by cop
Black Lives Matter!
We have a runner
Hi sir, Am I being detained?
I'm clean. I've never even touched any dubs.
Why ? Is it because I'm black ?
Am I being detained?
safe
check em
I am an illegal mexican immagrant but trump isnt in office sir
>>715040503
GO AWAY NIGGER-KILLER, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!
