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It's always time for fluffies!
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>>715039765
Just made this shit edit
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>>715040436
original
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/r/ a fluffy dealing with a bee sting to the nuts.
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>>715040436
post it on the booru
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>>715041224
good.....now crush it
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>>715039765
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i like mudkipz and wolfgang spanks
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>>715044124
fuck you're so right, Fluffy threads ruin /b/. The Trap threads, facebook fap threads, fur threads, and the dick rate threads are the only ones that are quality!
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>>715045331
Also YLYL
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Can someone post some fluffy stories?
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Bump
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>>715049296
Thank you good sir!
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Here's also a great story about a fluffy exterminator.
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>>715049432
Thanks Anon
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Next up, Good Mommah, my second most favorite fluffy story ever.
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>>715044271
Same. I want the good artists to come back. I just got into this fluffy shit and just my luck the fandom and booru site is near dead.
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>>715051393
And for something rare in the world of fluffy comics; the ending!
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>>715050900
why can i never backwards search these
anyone have sauce?
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>>715045331
seriously, mang. Why is /b/ obsessed with dicks?
inb4 " 'cause faggots "
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>>715051402
Nice feet
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>>715052340

What the fuck 4chan?! That's not the picture I posted!

I've seen inconsistently named pictures in unrelated threads before, but I thought it was the posters fault.
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>>715051059
Nice story
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>>715051226
afaik, he's not dead. he just deleted his old stuff and then went on never ending hiatus. people report seeing him every now and then but he's temporarily not doing anything of notice. this may change as he's still around
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>>715047871
i managed to write 4.000 words for my story tonight. i'm in a writing mood but it's almost 3am... one more night like this and it will finally be over.
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>>715052111
Mh, Fluffy jokes...


"Su babbeh, wingy babbeh an' pointy babbeh pway wif baww. Babbeh go pway wif' baww. An, an' wingeh pway wif baww. An' den pointy babbeh hug babbehs an' say: smawty babbeh... babbeh bestest huggie-tag!
Aheehee-heehe-hee! [snorting]"
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>>715052340
>>715053861

Sounds like you saw the right picture. Am I the only one who sees a naked lady in that post?
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>>715052481
Kek, he's neutered alright.
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>>715053861
Huu.. Babbeh nu undewstan..
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Racist fluffy joke:


"Wat da mattah wif poopie babbeh? Fwuffy wuv all babbeh... buh, why poopie babbeh nebah make gud poopies? ... why? ... why nu make?

... cuz poopie babbeh is poopies an aways come out of wittahbox gen'!

Ehh? Heh! heh... is funneh!"

>>715054327
Nope, didn't see it.
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>>715052111
Anyone have the one where all the fluffies in the house find a word funny?
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Drawfag here. Taking requests.
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>>715054995
"say dat again in da fwuffy hood!"
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>>715055542
A brown alicorn with a carmel mane eating a snickers.
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>>715055542
foal-foie-gras force fed, boiled alive, and served, and/or freshly born foals cooked in front of mummah
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>>715052340
damn man, I've seen some abuse but this is really harsh. Fills me with something between anger and satisfaction.
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>>715055542
Josuke Higashikata using his stand, [Crazy Diamond] to punch a fluffy into a brick and reform it, permanently fusing the fluffy with the brick
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>>715055998
pic just in case reference is needed
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>>715039765
YEAHHH!!!
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>>715056030
gay
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"One bwight time daddeh say tu fwuffy:
daddeh give sketty fow being bestest fwuffy an' bestest fwuffy fo daddeh.
Su daddeh give sketty, dat am mostest nummiest sketty an' fwuffy eat sketty.
Den... den, den daddeh say is nu sketty say-is-penne vivawto? ...

But am sketty! [slight front hoof stompy for emphasis] Sketty-sketty."
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>>715056070
Hey, with Jojo, there could be a lot of ways a fluffy could be fucked up. Beaten to a pulp, stabbed, killed in its sleep, forced to kill itself by a wooden puppet modeled after itself, taken into an electrical socket to be electrocuted, blown the fuck up without a trace, trapped inside of a radio tower that will make the fluffy a part of it, trapped in paper and shredded, zipped apart, poisoned, inverted, forced into an alternate dimension and mutually destroyed with said dimenson's version of it, just to name a few
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"When fwuffy tickew fwuffy, fwuffeh make funneh laff! Teehee, am funneh!"
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>>715055998
Eww, who the fuck you take me for, RQ? (Just kidding RQ, love you lots)
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drew this 2day
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>>715056607
I don't know what that's about, but sorta like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqHDZCxGNCg
skip to 2:30
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>>715056750
RQ is an artist that recently came under some fire for making Madoka and Bruce "cross overs", which are, well, what you can expect from fan crossovers. Again, no offence.

he is the author of this.

I know what Jojo is, I'm a huge fan, but I'm not that hot on crossovers, is what I'm trying to say.
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>>715057249
Meant batman, whoops
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"When fwuffy give snooty kissy to special fwen, den taste wike nummy!
When gib snooty kissy tu sketties, taste sketty awways.
Denn kissy fwen 'gen an taste wike sketty!
Special fwen yu silly!"
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>>715057249
Oh, ok. I understand now.Thanks.
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>>715057413
...I mean the problem is not that I wouldn't do it, the problem is that I'll probably have to add a part where the fluffy accidentally roasts Josuke's hair. This is gonna take a while.
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>>715057510
Ooh, that sounds great! I'm sure it's gonna turn out fantastic!
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"An' wat da deaw wif shewtah kibbwe?! It dummeh nu taste pwetty!"
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"Daddeh watch hoomin teww stowy on Teebee an' Daddeh waff an' fwuffy waff to cause daddeh."
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"Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat tickwe yuw nosy an yo poopy pwace when cuddwe!

Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat yu haf two mummah!


Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat fwuffies think sweepy time cuz awweady huggiepiwe!"
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>>715059336
I smiled
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stop
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"Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat babbeh scawedy fwom dwk in fwuff!"

Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat fwuff eat aww mummahs sketties!

Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat daddeh nu find mummah fow huggies in fwuff!"
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>>715060324
Now we're getting more zingers in the mix
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>>715059841

Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat awways win catch baww, 'cause awways touchie baww!

Yu mummah su much fwuff, is mowe high den bwockies towew!

Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat piwwow-fwuffs say sowwy 'bout weggies tu mummah!
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>>715040659
what's the original?
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>>715060969
I don't remember. I edited a "reply or mum dies" edit to make that.
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>>715060969
It's a template.
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"Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat big babbehs an chiwpy babbehs aww haf nesty in fwuff!

Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat mummah haf babbeh, an' see fiwst time when big babbeh!

Yu mummah su much fwuff, dat... fwuffy yus wan hug dat softy fwuff, otay?"
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>>715062688
Hey, Fluffy Thread! YLYL is elsewhere!
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"Fwuffy snootyboop-yuw-boopysnoot! [hysterical giggle]"
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"Yu see babbeh woww wound bwakies? Su funneh! Mummah am bestest at jokies!"
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"Bugsie sit on nosy, so nao sniffy is iffy!"
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>>715050264
HA! Underrated as hell.
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>>715039765
i am the kaos. i am the almighty. i have returned from my slumber because you have summoned me. i put all of you on notice. my power is reaching out to you. you cannot escape. your age is at an end. mine is just beginning.
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>>715055542
Alicorn foal and a kitten playing with a ball of yarn.
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>>715051226
For a long time fluffies had left 4chan, as a result the fandom went to shit. Just hang on, with this exposure it will be back.
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>>715064161
https://youtu.be/RBMY3VV5AMA?t=1m10s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos
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>>715055542
some thing based on this pic
please i want more on this concept
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>>715049746
Unexpected.
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Where's the abuse ?

Fucking hugbox faggots
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Is thread kill?
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>Be me, Autismo Mcanonson, 23, no job, living in Mom's Basement
>Mom is out at Las Vegas and Dad died a long time ago.
>Bored, and with Skyrim 100%'ed (DLC and all)
>I decided to go outside
>As soon as I walk outside, I notice a group of fluffies hanging around
>It appears they are mourning one of they're own
>The crying is awful
What do /b/?
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>>715071027
Still waiting on my request >>715067551, if it's being worked on.
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>>715071665
Look at them for around 5 seconds

Walk up to them

Walk past them

Go to the nearest store that's hiring, and get an application

Fill it in, then hand it back to them

Wait for a reply from said store
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>>715072335
Can do boss
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>>715070762
red baron?
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>>715071665
Offer to bury their deceased herd member. If they accept, find an out-of-the way spot and dig the grave a few feet deep so predators won't be trying to dig up the corpse.
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>>715072753
Yes, it's supposed to be Red Baron in a certain author's setting that they created that came to be called the Jellyverse from one of the early characters.

https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/Jellyverse/1

As a matter of fact, here is a picture of a scene that takes place in the Jellyverse with Jelly centerstage.
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Maybe I should write a story too about micro-fluffies getting eaten and brutalized by a smarty and his herd.
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>>715074345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiVA6jRGJWI
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>>715040817
>misgendering a fluffy

triggered as fuck
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>>715074446
Any interest?
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>>715074974
go for it sounds fun
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>>715069295
>i want more on this concept
You want more...teddy bears sitting on thrones?
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>>715075610
it not a "teddy bear " its king jellenheimer
a tyrant to all fluffys why do not fallow him
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>>715075869
kill the fucker slow and painfull as possible
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>>715076061

Yeah that would suck ass, getting cockblocked by your own shitrat.
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>>715075610
It's what is called a Jellenheimer in the fandom.

The basic backstory behind them is that one time an artist drew some foals in ms paint so poorly that they didn't even look like foals. Then someone in the comment section on the booru came up with the name Jellenheimer for the abominations. The original idea behind them was that they were the original mutant cannibal fluffy.

At some point the modern cannibal fluffies came along (regular fluffies with sharp teeth) and the idea fell to the wayside for a little while. Then they were revived to be used in weirdbox stuff by giving them psychic powers & other stuff and making them a generally unnerving eldritch abomination.
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>>715076322
make a hat out of its hide and give it as a gift to GF
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>>715076736
why do they believe so hard thy can fly is so dumb it hurts
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>>715076619
Daddeh wuin cawpet, when ask fow babbehs?
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>>715072401
This is a gremlins reference right?
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>>715077041
that fluffy is so damn adorable
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>>715075182
WELL SINCE YOU INSIST (and so kindly validated my chronic need for attention)

Prologue -

>"But mooooooooooooom! I don't wanna change the nutragel again! Get teddy to do it!"

The little boy whined loudly to his mother, a plump older woman, who sternly reminded the child that if he didn't want to care for his micros, he should get rid of them.

He took a moment to think to himself, and eyed up the almost-empty micro farm he owned. Nearly two dozen micro-fluffies huddled together on a small island of gel, surrounded on either side by lakes of excrement, because the boy was too lazy to take care of them.

The boy licked up the micro-farm, and carried it haphazardly, the fluffies inside being thrown around and coated in filth. He walked out to the backyard, and tossed the container over the fence and into the woods beyond the family's property.

He climbed the fence and peeked over the edge, and surveyed the damage.

Fluffy shit was everywhere. The container was broken and most of the micros seemed to be crushed or torn apart by broken glass.

Chapter 1 - Freedom

>"Mommah!! MOMMAH!" "Hewp!" "Biggest owwies!" "gwassie huwties!!" "HURTIES!" "Babbehs NOOO!" "huu huu huu!"

Jelly, a chubby red unicorn fluffy, struggled to stand, his front legs hurting from the fall. He looked to his right and let out a loud "Scree!" as he took in the crushed remains of his orange mate.

"F-fwuffies?" Jelly called tearfully.

He heard their cries of agony, and struggled towards the remains of their home. Buried in shit, he found a pink Pegasus - Candy.

"Candy! Jewwy hewp yu!" He used his hooves to uncover her back, and bit into her mane, pulling her free. The fluffy gasped for air and cried desperately.

>"BIGGEST HUWTIES!! PWEASE HEWP!"

Jelly rushed over, avoiding the broken glass. Two fluffies stood - one blue and one green, with a foal crushed to a paste by a big broken shard of glass. The blue fluffy's belly was open and her eye was popped.
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>>715077018
I'm not sure if it is or not. I just saved it from the booru. I just think the joke is that his horn deflates like losing an erection from seeing the ugly mare as well as voiding his bowels when she winked at him.
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>>715055542
More bad enfies please
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>>715077565
whats worse crippling or just taking the legs?
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Please someday let these shits be real. I want a pet I can talk to and love. Too bad the tech is probably 50 years out and moralfags would stop it anyway.
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>>715077716
Feels like something is missing here
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>>715051402
nice foot
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>>715077661

>bad enfies
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>>715040659
That's a pretty good edit
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Life sucks:
> fluffies aren't real
> ponies aren't real
> anime isn't real
> space exploration isn't universal and routine
> the holodeck isn't real
> quests aren't real
> every job sucks
> civilization is in decline
> hypergamy is real
> elites control everything

Fuck this gay Earth.
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>>715077662
cripple
Taking legs still gives them feeling for rest of body
There was a comic about best case scenarios for cripple and amputee fluffies, but i dont have it
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>>715078356
oh ya i saw that one too
if you cripple it the its harder to beat sence it can feel it
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>>715077807
It's a companion piece to a series of stories called Bad Nummies. In that particular picture, the fluffy, called Applefluff, had accidentally eaten some Ex-Lax chocolates and when she was frightened by a noise, she had a case of shotgun diarrhea. It's a really good hugbox/slice-of-life series.

https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/bad_nummies%20applefluff/1
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vd gdv
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>>715078627
Well I guess that makes it a little more funny.
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>>715078883
atlest is died happy
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>>715077204

She screamed and begged for help. The green, her mate, cried. "Huu huu fwuffie sowwy! huggies ownly make moar huwties fow spewcial fwend! huu huu!"

The green fluffy... a good friend of Jelly's. Forest was his name. "Fowest, Bwuebewwy's gonna hav foweva sweepies."

"Nuuuu!! Nu giv speciawl fwend fowevew sweepies!!" Forest cried.

"Go see Candy Fowest, hewp udder fwuffies. Jewwy wiww fix bwuebewwy." Jelly said, tears in his eyes.

Forest wandered off, and Jelly approached the screaming mare. "Sowwy fwend."

>*crack*

Jelly stomped the mare until her head was more liquid than solid.

Jelly returned to Candy and Forest, and the three of them rescued 4 other fluffies - two purple fluffies named Violet (with a blue mane) and Indigo (with a green mane). Indigo was badly hurt - her hind legs were both broken and she had bad cuts. Sunshine, a yellow fluffy also survived, and a baby blue named Sky.

Jelly put Indigo on Violet's back.

"Hewd nee find nummies and nesties," he said sadly. None of the fluffies protested.

Chapter 2 - cold

An hour had passed, but to the fluffies it felt like 10 days.

Jelly lead his band of micros further away from the fence. They ate the grass and dirt, but slowly they began complaining about sickies and tummy huwties.

The fluffies all shivered violently. "Smawty, fwuffy is cowd, wan nesties, wan huggies, wan babbehs back, huu huu" Sunshine complained.

Jelly pointed up a hill. "Fwuffies, up dewe, dewe we make nestie!"

The hill was small - it could be conquered by the single step of a small child. But to a micro, it may as well have been everest.

Their hooves began to bleed from walking on the hard ground, but Jelly ordered them to press on.

Violet, carrying Indigo, could carry on no further. Indigo slipped off of her back, and she collapsed.

"Indigwo!! Nuu!! weggies huwt su bad! Need west!" Violet cried.

indigo coughed and vomited blood, and her breath was laboured.
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>>715055542
A smawty fucking an infinity sign goin "inf inf inf"
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>>715078801
Yeah, there are quite a few funny moments in the series. There's also quite a few "aww" moments as well.
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>>715040436

So.. is the nose cut off or something?
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>>715079152
No, some artists simply draw their fluffies as not having very much/ or any hair on the muzzle.
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Friends! Here is a link to a great fluffy art collection.

http://arekeeoo.imgur.com/
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>>715079084
lol
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>>715079291
neat
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someone explain this cancer to me
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>>715055542

Not enough freezing to death scenarios.
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>>715079002

Jelly and Forest went down and took Indigo and Violet on their backs, pressing on to the top of the hill, where there were several fallen leaves.

They dropped Indigo and Violet, but Indigo had stopped moving.

Jelly, Violet and Forest kept nudging her with their noses, but Indigo was dead.

Jelly ordered Forest to help him cover their group in a second leaf, and had all the fluffies sleep in a pile, except Violet, who cuddled with her dead sister.

>"wowstest heawt hewties" Violet said. "Wan die."

The fluffies slept for 20 minutes, and when they woke up, violet was still huddled with her sister, repeating "wan die" over and over.

Everyone's stomachs growled. Jelly looked at Violet, then back at the group.

"Fwuffies aww hungwy. If no fin nummies, hewd wiww get fowevah sweepies," Jelly told them. "Hewd nee' num viowet an' indigwo."

"NUUUUUUU!" Candy scree'd. "NU WAN NUM FWUFFIES!"

"Nu num fwends, smawtie," Sky chimed in.

"Yu num dose fwuffies or we num yu too," Jelly commanded.

The herd grouped around violet.

"Jewwy sowwy, viowet. Su Sowwy."

Forest dragged her away from her sister and held her down, but she did not react, only repeating wan die over and over, until Jelly took a bite out of her leg.

>"SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Forest started to eat her too, and soon the others dug in, crying as they cannibalized the sisters.

They were so focused on eating, they didn't even hear the stomps approaching them.

"Wat aww wittle chiwpeh babbehs doin'" a voice echoed.

Chapter 3 - Monsters

The micros looked up, and all shat themselves in terror - an adult, orange feral fluffy stood in front of them, and his toughies surrounded them.

"n-n-n-n-nu huwt fwuffies, big fwuffy," Jelly stammered.

The big fluffies looked at the bloody bones of Violet and Indigo, and they all gasped.

"Yu aww no fwuffies.... Yu awe MUNSTAS!! Dey num chiwpeh babbehs!! Dey munsta fwuffies!!! Smawtie gib sowwy poopies!!"
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A million cabbage patch dolls fly into your ass, bouncing around. Causing tremendous amounts of tickle upon your cheeks
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>>715081003
You feel your cheeks fading away turning your ass into... A RUMBLE HOUSE ASS!
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>>715040817
Came here for violence. But cute is good, too.
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>>715079936
Wanted to anger bronys, became its own twisted thing.
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>>715081379
And failed miserably, bronies took fluffies and made it a part of their fandom aswell
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>>715081465
Oh yeah, they did do that with the retarded pink one.
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>>715081586
Which compared to normal fluffies is no different
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>>715081658
Yup
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helicopter pigtails hitting the sides of your ass? what a thing, such a thing, how could it be probable? maybe because of the immense amount of bootyassiousness hidden inside the mazes of your bowels, just waiting for a quick dicking! mmm mmm mmm! fucking ass is barely a chore, especially when it's you're ass! but why is you're ass so scrumpyoly? because the moment crashhelper's dad lays a dick-molecule on you're ass, his elastic boner will shoot around the world and go directly into you're ass at the speed of light! the amount of truly will away is equal to zero! how comical! how comical! finding more truly will away is useless, you're ass is already being seeked by the lord of assrape, crashhelper's dad himself! imagining a world without this man is impossible. he controls the flow of assrape, which is currently at a nice speed of .625 mph! knowing when the tiki dolls strike upon your ass is useless! you're pathetic excuse for snapdancing has notified the elites, and the grapevine seems to be rumbling with laughter! how comical! how comical! you're ass is now a rumblehouse ass! abracadabra, bootyassdickiness! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
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wowowow! that cabbage patch kid got sucked right up your butt as if your ass was a big old spaghetti noodle (just like grandma)! extreme tickle on ass! wow wow wow wooooooooooow!!!!!!! just what could these scrumpyoly cheeks have inside? why of course, the fluids that belong to you're bootyass! i came to fuck you're bootyasscheekcrackhole! i am megafucker! behold the dildo of ultimatium supremacies that shall be inserted deep into you're bootyrectum!
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>>715080739

"WUN FWUFFIES!" Jelly shouted, and the micros took off, but Sky was too late - soon the little fluffy was crushed to death by a mountain of shit.

"Munstahs get WOWSTEST STOMPIES!" The orange fluffy stomped down on Candy, crushing her, while another picked up Forest with it's teeth and threw him forward into a tree, breaking almost every bone in his body. His body fell down before Jelly and Sunshine, and Forest wheezed in agony, blood flowing from his mouth as he died slowly.

>"Nuu!!BAD UPSIES!"

Jelly kicked and screamed as the orange fluffy picked him up, and he cried while one of the toughies put one hoof behind sunshine and another in front of her, and pressed them together until they touched, crushing her.

"HUUUHUUUUUUUU WAN DIE!!! JUS KIWW JEWWY! PWEASE MUNSTA FWUFFY KIWW JEWWY!"

The orange smartie dropped Jelly, and all four of his legs snapped upon landing.

"Yu dummeh munstah, yu no need see-pwaces!" The orange fluffy leaned down and jabbed his horn into Jelly's eyes, one at a time.

>"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

"No need wumps eithew," a toughie said, stomping Jelly's balls and hind legs into mush.

"Dummeh munstah num chiwpeh babbehs, yu num poopies now!" The orange fluffy roughly dragged Jelly to the shit pile Sky was buried under and shoved Jelly's face into the shit.

For days, Jelly was force-fed shit by the orange fluffy, until he dug up sky's body - then he was forced to eat sky. Finally, the diseases Jelly picked up from feces filling his eye sockets and other wounds managed to kill him.

The end.

What did you guys think?
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>>715082075
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>>715082075
took you long enough
post on booru, it might get some love
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>>715076463
Kek
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You're ass is gonna get dicked to death and fucked for all enternity in carn realm!
>Why did you zip past my window at 99999999 times the speed of light with cum propelling out of you're ass?
Oh fuckerness! you're cheeks are radiating high levels of bootyassness that broke the scrump-o-meter! Time to fuck you're ass off to save carn realm!
>You're cheeks are gonna be sown shut with magical scrump fluids!
That ass is the cheekiest ass in all of carn realm! Allow me to fuck you're asshole off to the domain of ralphis!
>Lol calooby is cuming to tickl ur a$$ until ur a$$ implodes with magical scrump fluids!
You're ass is a rumblehouse ass! Shitty dick! Fuck! Santah will fuck you're asshole off now!
>I'll shoot my liquid dick into you're 2mm bootyass until my scrump leaks out!
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toy tickling ur ass ren ren
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YOUR CHEEKS ARE FLOPPING AT AN ALARMING RATE!
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I'LL SPRAY MY MAGICAL SKEET ALL OVER YOUR BLEEDING ASS!
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CALOOBY IS CUMING TO TICKL UR ASS!
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SUCH CHEEKS! I MUST FUCK THAT ASS!
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>>715082075
I liked it.

Wish I had something more constructive to say than

> it gud

But it gud man. Keep up the work.
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NO LUBE FOR YOUR ASS TONIGHT! YOU'LL BE SPURTING BLOOD OUT YOUR ASS WHEN I'M DONE DICKING YOU!
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