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i'm leaving for basic training in a few days so here's

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i'm leaving for basic training in a few days so here's one last ylyl thread before i get yelled at by company commanders for eight weeks straight
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What? Yelled at by Company Commanders?

Are you going into the Coast Guard?
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>>715038002
Sauce?
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Whats your MOS fagboy
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I am literally in Ft. Benning right now and have a very limited time on the phone. Will answer 1 short question.
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>>715038641
How many dicks have you sucked?
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>>715037696
only 8 weeks?

no wonder american soldiers are shit tier.
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>>715037696
Thanks for your service, bro.
Pop a few caps in some sand niggers for us.
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uh oh spagghetios
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>>715039039
Our training continues outside of Basic Training unlike your shit country. Try again faggot boy.
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>>715037696
Have fun OP
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>>715038497
Some Japanese politician assassination. They do it hard there man.
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>>715039653
thanks, Lori!
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>>715039188
no this will not become a meme
STOP IT
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>>715039420
training in how many burgers you can eat, maybe.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0mZMYo0nro

More videos coming shortly, subscribe to my channel!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvbtcCpWf-w

BANANG
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>>715040210
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooo
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>>715041222
Just realized I got dem trips
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>>715037696
Good luck friendo
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>>715041884
That's it mane
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thanks guys. feel free to save any of them, they are all yours.
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>>715039874
I thought it was.
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>>715037696
Enjoy being a tool of the political class who will send you to shitty hell holes to fight their arguments for them while they stay at home and laugh at all the plebs getting maimed and beheaded for 'Murica.
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>>715040259
This shit isn't funny
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