RISK THREAD
None of that complicated nu-risk shit. Just the old-fashioned stuff.
If the roster gets full, you're welcome to join a country as a general, meaning you can roll and attack independently as part of that nation.
>>715036900
Berlin/prussia
Prussian empire
>>715037570
Went ahead and gave you yellow. Waiting for 2 more players.
>>715037881
tanks dad, u read my mind
>>715036900
Paris
The Sack
Red
>>715036900
Boomp
>>715039034
Thanks mate.
OP here.
Going to start with two, so that the thread doesn't die.
>>715039700
Start moving east in a wide formation. gaining as much land as possible while approaching the french fags
>>715039843
and by east i mean west, pranked bro
move south
Mupdate #1, already.
Let's hope we get some more players.
Also, don't forget to include your country in your reply. There's no name field on /b.
Muskovy / muscow green
>>715040159
the sack move east
>>715040159
prussia-fill in my northern front
sorry forgot this isn't /pol/
Mupdate #2
>>715040556
prussia-start moving east
request alliance with the sack
>>715040556
>r
The Sack wants to start moving into the iberian peninsula
>>715040705
the sack accepts prussia's alliance
Muskowy moving sothwards
Request nonaggression pact with prussia
>>715041042
prussia, accepts Muskow non-aggression pact
I don't understand the rules.
Mupdate #3. That gray circle is your alliance.
The S your country is vaguely shaped like stands for "Sack".
>>715041190
Lurk moar.
(Hint: The end of their post number determines what their "role" is.)
>>715041270
the sack continues to move into the iberian peninsula
Muskowy towards Yalta
>>715036900
Republic of Norway
>>715041270
Prussia-goes into denmark
Non-aggression pact request with norway from muskowy
Mupdate #4
NAPs can be broken with 1 turn of forewarning. This is a random event!
>>715041452
Norway expands
>>715041696
Norway agrees.
Sorry that mupdate took a while. Fuck captcha.
>>715042020
Prussia-continues into Scandinavia
>>715042020
the sack continues to move into the iberian peninsula
Muskowy takes Yalta and advances to turkey/Middle - east
Mupdate #5
That's a pretty aggressive move by Prussia.
https://discord.gg/kEZDkR3 SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT RAID THIS
Norway build wall around Swedish, Finish and Russian boarder.
>>715042440
we're not ur army cuck off
>>715042427
the sack want to fill in the rest of France
Advance northwards towards leningrad/finland - muskowy
>>715042427
Prussia-moves towards the Netherlands
apologizes to RON for aggressive expansion
Mupdate #6
Your shitty wall makes it so that enemies have to expend 3 points to cross it.
Things are pretty slow. Next mupdate, there'll be a RANDOM EVENT.
Muskowy alliance request to RON
>>715036900
I want in, The Republic of Lithuania OP!
>>715042962
the sack wants to fill in the rest of France
>>715042427
Norwegian occupation retreat from Sweden.
Occypy Finland instead.
>>715042962
Prussia-fills in danzig area and expands east
Muskowy expands to finnish borders then takes over crimea and advances towards romania
>>715043033
Prussia requests non-aggression pact with Republic of Lithuania
Muskowy alliance request with lithuania
Norway ask Prussia for a independent and neutral Sweden, protected by both parts.
>>715043440
Prussia accepts Norway's request for an independent Sweden.
Mupdate #7
That star right there is a city. Whoever occupies it gets +2 to their role. This is a random event.
Muskowy go for star the romania
>>715043596
For lore purposes, this city was founded by a coalition of merchants and artisans from muskovy, Lithuania, and Prussia.
>>715043596
the sack want to fill in the rest of france
>>715043255
>>715043348
Lithuania accepts both pacts, moves towards Belarus
Norway ask for a Norwegian/Muskovy boarder on the Finnish/Norwegian/Russian boarder.
>>715043596
Prussia-fills in empty area, and expands east.
requests an alliance with Norway
Mupdate #8
Belarus was full, so I did the best I could. Next random event in 2 mupdates. This one will be cooler.
>>715044169
Prussia-Fills in eastern front
>>715044169
Lithuania goes though the gap of Prussian and Muskovy into Poland
>>715044169
the sack want to move south
the sack requests alliance with RON
>>715044169
>Blue
>Set me up in Italy
>Call me Europa
Muskovey gives lithuania north muskovy (finish border) and expands towards balkans
>>715044364
Alliance pact with Europa
>>715044169
You have to take Prussian occupation out of Sweden. See >>715043440
Also, Norway creates union with Iceland and Scotland.
>>715044462
Who are you?
>Europa
>>715044533
Lith
Make an alliance called the ussr with lithuania and europa -muskovy
>>715044568
Okay, cool. Glad to have formed this alliance.
>Europa
Mupdate #9
Did I do the Muskovy land transfer right?
Also, random event next turn.
>>715044846
Expand south into Italy
>Europa
Victorian Empire builds a nation around Greece
>>715044846
the sack wants to fill in spain
Request for polish territory from lithuania for the rest of northern muskovy, continues towards balkans, and yea op thanks
>>715044846
Lithuania moves towards Ukraine, and filling land with belarus
>>715044846
Prussia-Begins moving south
Request a defensive alliance with Republic of Norway
>>715045089
Lithuania has agreed to have Muskovy take polish territory, but only if they agreed to have lithuanians take over Ukraine
Muskovy agrees to lithuanian condition
Norway expands east, occipying rest of Finland.
Also take Faraoe and Shetland Island.
>>715045495
Europa accepts the tripartite alliance between Europa, Lithuania and Muskovy
>>715045577
Prussia-Requests defensive alliance with Norway. we must protect against the large coalition around us
Mupdate #10, botched land exchanges edition.
(tell me if I did it wrong)
I saw nothing about Muskovy necessarily agreeing to an alliance. Just a deal.
RANDOM EVENT: A tribe of cumins unifies in Hungary. They are hell bent on taking the great city, currently occupied by Muskovy, and will expand by 5 every turn as they attempt to capture it, until they are absolutely eradicated.
Next random event in 3 turns.
Muskovy grants privlages to lithuania and europa to invite members to the USSR and share military so that we can conquer territories in each others names
>>715045735
Seeing Prussia's fear of surrounding nations, Europa would like to extend the possibility of a Non-agression pact between the two powers.
>Europa
>>715046033
the sack want to move toward Italy
>>715046033
WTF, Anon.
Norway does not invade Rusian soil. Retreat. Insted, occupy rest of UK and Ireland.
>>715046033
Keep taking South Italy, Sicily, any possible spill into North Africa
>Europa
Can I join?
I'll be the Kangz n Sheit
I'll first take that exposed part of land of Egypt
Make a straight line to join europa - muskovy, the land transfer is fine, and europa accepted my invatation to the USSR
>>715046033
Prussia-Expands south
>>715046087
Accepts Non-aggregation pact
>>715046050
Lithuania agrees to this, and sends troops to kill off the tribes. Non-aggression pact with Norway to cross there land
Victorian Empire expands to Croatia and Albania and build a navy defense around it's coasts.
>>715046292
Oh, WE'VE seen how Non-Agression pacts work with Germany before. Ain't that right, Stalin?
Pink - Nigger Sharks
Fucking Europa, getting the shit rolls.
>>715046422
>>715046262
Noice, more nations joining in. Requesting Non-aggression with Nigger Sharks
>>715046262
Forgot Color
Brown
Rolling as United Refugee Niggers taking Tripoli/Libya as our Capital
>>715046591
Forgot Color / Pink
>>715046033
Lithuania also takes land from the coast of Black sea
Shows gratitude to RON and ROL and would like to assure prussia that muskovy has no intentions of being the aggressor, continues expanding to europa
>>715046591
>>715046664
Okay they took Pink also, taking Light Green
- United Refugee Niggers
Mupdate #11
Nigger sharks never gave their start location.
Next random event in 2 turns.
>>715046591
Nigger Shark requested pink first bro,
Also want to start in London NIGGER SHARK
>>715046809
Prussia-thanks Muskovy for the reassurance
>>715046879
Continue filling south Italy, move into North Africa
>Europa
>>715046879
Kangz expand into the sea
Or surrounding territories.
>>715046879
REPEATING
Rolling as United Refugee Niggers taking Tripoli/Libya as our Capital, Color: Light Green
- United Refugee Niggers
>>715046879
Lithuania takes over some of the lands in russian soil, not going towards Norway's lands
>>715047003
another fucking shit roll
>>715046879
the sack want to move into Spain and if possible move into the island off the coast of spain
Muskovy would like to contine going to europa and extending and invite to the ussr to RON and Prussia
>>715047012
Requesting Permanent Alliance with Kangz !! All the United Refugee Niggers want is to go to Europe and cuck the white race !
- United Refugee Niggers
>>715046927
> Nigger Sharks wanted to be pink, that racial discrimination :(
>>715046879
Prussia-expand west through Germany
>>715047135
Respectfully declines the offer to join the USSR
>>715046879
United Refugee Niggers expands westward to Tunisia
- United Refugee Niggers
>>715047167
Lithuania signs Non-aggression Pact against Kangz
>>715047167
Accepted by Kangz
>>715047270
Accepted by Kangz
Prussia is forming a coalition against the shitskins to the south Europe for the Europeans
invitation sent to all Europeans
Muskovy would like to attack the filthy hungarian tribe and any land gained handed over to europa
>>715047455
Europa would like to accept, as long as there is no conflict of interest with other members in the USSR?
>Europa
>>715046303
Norway agrees.
Continue further agression in the UK.
>>715047455
Lithuania agrees, but does not want to face the Kangs in war
>>715047455
The sack joins
Muskovy acceptes prussian invatation
>>715047400
URF would like to celebrate our common heritage with the Kangz.. Long live our Nigger Races !
- United Refugee Niggers ( Open to recruit Generals )
>>715047560
it is only a coalition against the people to the south, will not effect any current alliances.
Norway builds wall on Finnish/Russian boarder.
>>715047636
I would love to embrace this! Sendin' some fine-ass hos your way!
>>715047591
You also get hos.
>>715047455
Nigger Sharks join, also we want to move to south coast of UK and into Belgium/Netherlands
>kek
Mupdate #12
You need to spend a turn on building a wall.
That little arrow is the crusader coalition.
Random event next turn.
>>715047883
the sack wants to wall of northern italy and east
>>715047883
Take more of the Middle East
Nobody really wants it anyways
>INB4 Deus Vult
Norway declares war on Kangz n Sheit.
Invades land.
>>715047883
Attack the UNF
>Europa
>>715047883
URN sends its most seasoned Refugees to battle Europa in Tunisia, if anything is left of the roll I want to invade Sicily !
- United Refugee Niggers ( Open to recruit Generals )
- United Refugee Niggers ( Open to recruit Generals )
>>715047883
>Prussia
Begins expanding South towards Venice
>>715047883
Lithuania builds a wall that protects Muskovy in Romania, and keeps heading towards Russia conquering land
Why has Nigger Sharks been erased out of the game? wat
>>715048092
Lol nigga how you gon' get all the way over here?
Ask lithuania and prussia for help against hungarians and proceed to attack them, extend and invatation to the USSR to the victorian empire -Muskovy
>>715048137
'Cause you're in south UK.
>>715048095
Sorry, I mean the UNR
>Europa
>>715048202
Lithuania agrees and sends more men from Russian soil
>>715048202
Prussia accepts call to arms and will declare war after next mupdate
>>715048218
Shit how did that happen? Last I checked, I was in Egypt!
Norway ask for Prussian help in the defeat of Kangz n Sheit.
>>715048334
You need to control your generals.
>>715048370
Prussia accepts Norway's request and sends equipment
>>715048370
Lithuania will stay out of the war, while fighting the Hungarians
>>715048370
Prussia accepts Norway's request and sends equipment.
>>715048424
Oh a'ight.
Norway offer Lithuania free pass to western Russia, creating a friendly boarder on the Finnish/Russian boarder.
>>715048692
Lithuania agrees to this
Norway continue the occypation of Great Britain and Ireland.
Mupdate #13? Who cares.
Apologies to Lithuania. Building a wall consumes your turn.
Gave the sack some tiles because their wall is tiny.
Also, my apologies. I fucked up the nigger names. It's been fixed.
RANDOM EVENT: A massive earthquake thrusts the alps into existence. The vblack mountain tiles are uncrossable.
>>715048957
Kangz attack selves
>>715048957
Eradicate the UNR
>Europa
>>715048957
URN continues attacking Europa ! And if possible advance in to Sicily
- United Refugee Niggers ( Open to recruit Generals )
>>715048957
the sack want to move into Belgium and the Netherlands
>>715048957
>Prussia declares war on Hungary and begins advancing towards the Hungarian capital
>>715048957
Lithuania continues to look apon the war and conquering Russia
Continue fighting the hungarians while slightly moving towards europa - Muskovy
>>715049076
It is URN, nigger roll again
>>715048957
Rolling for the sack (red) as his newly appointed general I lead the charge to attack dark blue
>>715049175
the sack send troops over to Prussia to aid in advance
General of muskovy reporting in, and closing in on the lith to the south.
Norway ask Lithuania and Prussian Empire a free impass to Kaliningrad Oblast, creating a strong alliance and navy.
>>715049259
You can roll more than once in a turn? Fuck, keep attacking the UNR then
>Europa
>>715049111
Lithuania sents a alliance pact to United, and orders United to step off of Europa and gives them permission to take the middle east
>>715049111
Nice roll, UNR!
>>715049261
i did not delcare war on dark blue - the sack
>>715049393
nope u cant, but u keep messing up the names.. Anyways next time remember.
>>715049383
Lithuania agress to this, but orders them not to take any land from russia or its islands
>>715049541
agrees*
>>715049456
Too bad its not in the rolls I'm a independent general this is b mother fucker.
Suit up boy your going to war>>715048957
I'm correct here op?
>>715049501
Oh that's a shame, because when you called me out for calling you UNR, which i did because that's how OP wrote it, you got a 9 which I was kinda impressed by.
I just rolled tripples, that better give me something nice
- United Refugee Niggers ( Open to recruit Generals )
>>715049383
Prussia Agrees
>>715049642
Do you see trips on the map? No, go home. You rolled a fucking 1
Sends an ultimatum on behalf of the USSR to the sack to enforce peace between the sack and europa and return europas rightful land- Muskovy
Prussia declares war on the sack
>>715049794
strictly speaking The Sack can't actually attack Europa, as the alps still separate the two
>>715049637
Eh OP clearly said " don't forget to include your country in your reply. "
None of ur rolls should be accepted from the beginning bitch.
- United Refugee Niggers ( Open to recruit Generals )
>>715049794
the sack accepts the ultimatum its not my fault i have a rouge general
>>715049721
>>715049541
Norway agrees to the terms. They also create a naval base on Gotland, protecting the Swedish coastline.
>>715049879
This man is a liar, i did not declare war
Mupdate #14
If you were too slow and haven't rolled yet, that sucks.
>>715049879
So it begins.
>>715049632
Nah. Original founder has to declare war. Sorry G.
Your roll goes to getting land in Holland.
That "000" means trips.
>>715049994
keep attacking the URN
>Europa
>>715049994
Why is there no Norwegian update, OP?
>>715049994
Invade Ireland spills to unoccupied uk
>>715049994
>Prussia
continue towards the Hungarian capital
>>715049879
This was not me i am not at war with the sack
>>715049994
wants to move into spain and i am not at war with europa i have a rouge general
> The Sack
>>715049994
Lithuania builds a wall Between Muskovy and Prussian,
>>715050105
He didn't role. If he did, just link to the post in your next one.
>>715049994
URN continues its savage assault on Europa while raping all their woman on the way.
- United Refugee Niggers ( Open to recruit Generals )
>>715050180
Dank role
>>715050157
this man is a liar
>>715049994
attacks sack with all we got
>prussia
Muskovy continues towards europa and would like to show thanks in the war against hungry
>>715050239
Lithuania finds this offensive and calls it "The rape of Europa"
Musk is moving to the unoccupied south
>>715050317
>Prussia
seriously guy this isn't funny. fuck off.
i have a rouge general i am not at war with the Sack
To the muscovian general, you are called Alex, and could you take over the balkans -Stalin (original muskovy)
>>715050438
sends a gift of military equipment to Prussia for being an ally for en extended period of time.
> The Sack
>>715050126
>>715049994
I'm reds general btw op forget trip
Norway now rolling.
Norway have been given permission from Lithuania and Prussian Empire to a free impass to Kaliningrad Oblast, creating a strong alliance and navy.
>>715049721 and >>715049541
>>715050664
i fire my general
> The Sack
Scrap the previous order, send all effort to europa - Stalin
>>715050638
accepts the offer and use their weapons on them
>>715050717
I use the remaining 8 territories to crush Nigger Sharks.
>>715050602
Rolling for this.
>>715050717
Lithuania signs a Non-aggression Pact to Norway
>>715050834
Thanks comrade
>Europa
Can we get a chatroom to stop the trolls?
>>715051054
Wow, a chatroom. Aren't you fancy?
>>715050973
Sends troops to Europa in aid with The Niggers
> The Sack
>>715051054
This
>>715051124
Thank you kindly, your support is greatly appreciated
Mupdate #14
New thread soon.
Red general has been fired.
Might have messed up the Muscovian/Norwegian roles, but they're still quite nice.
NEWSFLASH: Mass rapes occur all over Italy, appalling the wold. The refugees almost reach Rome, but are driven back by troops and supplies sent from the generous comrades in Muskovy.
Random event next turn.
>>715051235
Continue defending Italy for Europa, from the savage Rape of Italy
>Europa
>>715051235
Move into Spain and Portugal
> The Sack
>>715051235
Having Raped all the woman, the URF starts raping the POW's in front of the eyes of the Italian children and continues its savage attacks high on looted Viagra crates !
- United Refugee Niggers ( Open to recruit Generals )
>>715051328
Sends troops to aid Europa
> The Sack
>>715051235
>Prussia fills in area between Prussia and Muskovy
Prussia believes it deserves a point for defeating the Hungarian savages
>>715051235
Lithuania strengthens its armies and declares Moscow as their capital. Conquering more of russia in the process
NORWAY DECLARES VICTORY OVER NIGGER SHARKS. And a message to all nations:
Any aggression torwards UK and Ireland will be a declaration of war.
Norway is now rolling for rest of UK and Ireland.
Fuck the Kangz seem to have left the game... Niggers are left all alone
Go over to europa as fast as possible, you can carry on conquering free land Alex - Stalin
winning
SSeeing as Europa is nearly dead, gift them Victorian Empire
>>715051235
Lithuania has a new leader, named Lord Ivan
>>715051600
continue to push out the savages
>Europa
>>715051600
what the hell
- Republic of Norway.
>>715051600
Is this a true map? Or a lie?
>>715051724
It's a troll
>>715051763
OP here.
It's a lie.
>>715051763
Good, lets move on. Lithuania would never do that
>>715051600
Kangz Attack Themselves
>>715051846
Lithuania invades Victorian Empire with their new powerful Lord
Mupdate #15
New thread next mupdate.
RANDOM EVENT: A new caliphate is declared in Iraq and Syria. ISIS is hell-bent on the destruction of western civilization, and will expand by 15 MOTHERFUCKING TILES EVERY TURN.
Move towards europa -stalin
can finland take his independent named by funland
>>715052253
Lithuania sends 2M men to iraq and isis, And builds a wall on the border of the middle east
>>715052253
Move into The Netherlands and if i can the NW part of france
> The Sack
>>715052253
Seek vengeance against the URN
>Europa
Attack Isis, scrap previous post, also call for a temporary world truce, and ask for support against ISIS from all nations - Stalin
>>715052253
Prussia fills empty space in central Europe
Muskovy continues south.
>Alex
>>715052253
>Prussia
invites all European factions to come together and unite against this threat in the middle east. Muskovy, i request that we use you as our form of attack everyone send supplies and troops to Muskovy
>>715052253
Sends troops to fight off ISIS
> The Sack
>>715052425
Lord ivan of Lithuania agrees with this plan
UNR continues fighting in Tunisia and pushes to Italy !
Also the UNR declares allegience to ISIS and will become a general of its if destroyed (Ofc if OP agrees)
- United Refugee Niggers ( Open to recruit Generals )
>>715052468
Accepts the invitation from Prussia
> The Sack
>>715052468
Agrees to this, and tells Norway to help as well
>>715052253
Norway continues its mission in Ireland (this is a roll).
Drops nuke on The Sack
>Nigger Sharks
>>715052581
Who is this?
Muskovy thanks all nations for their assistance, good going Alex, focus on ISIS for now -Stalin
>>715052581
>Lith again, lel
>>715052253
Ayyo Can't let dem terrorists appropriate Kangz culture
Beat their ass real Blood style
>Kangz
>>715052835
Actually cancel that and do what UNR was doing
>Kangz
>>715052436
>>715052253
Do this again
>>715052915
Thanks Kangz, I need all the help I can get.. We must continue raping and pillaging !
>>715051235
Your a faggot any excuse to be lazy eh fat boy?
>>715053101
dude just give op some time
>>715036900
When you set up the new thread link it
>>>715053234
MUPDATE 16
>>715053019
Shh, nigga, we can't call it that. They'll have our heads for it! We'll call it "cultural enrichment"!