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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715029598
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Sameji claim'd
カラミチーマス
>>715038976
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_p_6eXxe7m0
>>715039108 (Sameji)
Yeah, I can't understand everything though.
>>715039115 (Jibril)
Ich bin noch freundlich irl
Claim
Autismo dinosaur claimu
>>715037891 (German-speaking anon)
God dammit. I realized afterwards.
I'm sorry.
I will study more, so i don't have to think about it.
>>715037983 (Klonata)
I said misery because it kinda sounds like Missouri. I feel sorry for those living in Wisconsin though, such a boring place.
That sounds pretty lewd klonata
>>715038884 (Galil)
Who is him?
>>715039367
>Ich bin noch freundlich irl
sag ich doch
>>715039367
yea, such is life
>>715039278
6
>>715039159
>>715038340
no Christmas joy for you then having to worry about exams
guess. then what would make it bad?
then I've wasted half the time avoiding those games and "fans"
also offtopic, do you wear skirts?
https://youtu.be/G5KxZ5Lc_YA
R34 Claimed
I've been getting more (You)'s than i do with my real waifu
I'm naked except for my witch cap
Arizona winter is fun :o
>>715039343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uXgqTY5E6I
P.S Leffen
>715039555
Not mine though.
>>715039429
He knows who he is
![Guren[31].png](https://i.imgur.com/tQ45Fjt.png "Guren[31].png")
>>715039555
It's a special feeling, isn't it?
Claim
The doctor is in
>>715039555
>No one talks to him so he's posting a car
... lonely?
>>715039575
That's awfully lewd
>>715039555
rekt
>>715039575
it's 5 degrees outside, -6 with wind, step it up
dickbut
>>715039621
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KhsOW-_TwfU
I ain't done yet
>>715039429
My city is pretty boring according to everyone that lives here
idc cuz I don't go out much
and I just wanna be snuggly not lewd with you unless otherwise said by you :o
>>715039575
go stuff your ass already nigger
>>715039764
it's fun and I need to spice up my jo
I'm gonna do that soon :o
>>715039793
Its like 70 degree here
>>715039473
I haven't played that one yet
>>715039661
Ok
>>715039698
It kinda is
>>715039754
No i just really like the car
>>715039793
Rip
>>715039458
ich meinte freundlichER
fucking typo
>>715039473
sadly. That's why my friends should complement me and know stuff I don't and vice versa
>>715039484
after saturday i can have christmas joy
Hmm... if you expect any kind of nudes and lewds, than it would be bad
>wasted half the time avoiding those games and fans
Nothing wrong with that.
Rarely. But I have one in my wardrobe
>>715039621
Shouldnt you be working?
2(n^2)+(112n)+1597
>>715039833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D70F4FDhKY
I'm the underdog, so place ya bets
>>715040052
Nah, I work tomorrow though
>>715040076
Incomplete equation
>>715040004
it's colder than that in my house right now
>>715040015
how? it's been out for almost 4 years
>>715040042
that's always a good plan
>>715040222
Oh. Anything planned?
>>715040293
I hate the cold
I miss my 110-120 ;-;
>>715040015
Wait a second is that a skyline, I fucking love skylines
>>715040223
>What is an expression
>>715040042
may sound a bit ignorant but how snowy does it get there?
even if I roll trips and ask for them?
good I could give them a try if I knew where to start
so you dress more like a guy?
>>715040293
I bought it but my ps3 decided to break when i went to play it. I got a refund and when i got a new ps3 it was sold
>>715040460
It's a Nissan skyline gtr r34
My favourite car
I'm going now
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715040222
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AcP_yra2yXU
Whoever wanna see Leffen lookin dumb
![Guren[10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U2NJa65.jpg "Guren[10].jpg")
>>715040015
Don't feel too bad about it, these (You)s are ephemeral because it's the first time you post this.
Also great choice, I just picked up one of those in FH3
Dylann Roof did it for the lulz.
Nothing more.
>>715040969
I didn't get any (You)'s the first time i posted my waifu though
>>715040622
Depends really. In the mountains we can get more than 2 meter snow.
While were I live the worst was 1 meter.
It's usually between 10-30 cm
I guess I'd have to comply to the rules but seriously, I don't want it.
Yeah, I dress more like a guy. I'm not hormones or anything so it would be stupid to dress like a girl.
But maybe with time, money and a counselor, one day...
>>715040445
you get used to it, it's actually been a pretty warm winter so far
>>715040371
I only just realised it's just 11am, so maybe. I'll probably go over to a mates place, she wants to get better at CS;GO, so I guess it's something to do.
Shouldn't you be working?
>>715040919
Throw ya money on the line cause I'm making some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqe81G4f2hE
![Guren[15].png](https://i.imgur.com/PBybCHA.png "Guren[15].png")
>>715041171
Well then that's just unlucky timing.
Probably during a really busy or really dead time of the day.
>>715039836
My city is boring too.
I want to be snugly too, I really miss the warmth of a good snuggle or hug
:3
>>715040004
>gonna do that soon
wew
>>715041223
you could make a few snowman then
then I won't bother with that and I'll just wait.
not if you already have some of the looks or shape
>one day
sounds like you want it
>>715039836
>city is boring
>Nearest large city is over 100 miles away
I hate where I live
>>715040445
>110-120
I would have a heatstroke holy shit
>>715041322
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-W563l1m79o
>>715041992
>>715041726
Yeah, we could make some, we also did last year.
Thank you, I appreciate it
I think the only think I have going for me is my slender build and my firm skin due to having to walk a lot.
>sounds like you want it
Yeah, for 7 years now, but I have no money to do it
>>715041322
I am. How boring do you think it is working in a uni cafe post graduation?
I cant gorge myself on bacon every day. Too much cost to the boss.
>>715041907
This is going into my ASMR folder hol up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF-xdiL7Nr0
>>715041772
I guess the nearest largest city is phoenix
I like the warmth and lemonade in the sun
>>715041503
I'll give you all the snuggly hugs you want :)
I'm kinda going right now
I'm looking up how to finger myself because I'm not sure if I'm doing it properly :o
>>715042290
cute eyes
>>715042290
>>715042360
![Guren[40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m0ep6hp.jpg "Guren[40].jpg")
>>715042438
>85x61
>>715042368
You have good taste anon.
>>715042260
You just kinda shove your fingers up there and feel around.
Thats what I do atleast...
>>715042602
Fucking yids can't even make a cat girl look good
>>715042608
>no image
I want to know who this is
>>715042602
Thank you.
>>715042726
>cat
>>715042542
I can go smaller
>lurk.png
Fuck off
>>715042134
I made one last year but a nigger kicked it , was on the side or the walkway
sounds hot , and don't forget being easy to tickle
I thought some countries had that for free , as long as you signed some legal stuff
>>715042608
I'm doing that too but I'm reading that I should be relaxed so i can reach the prostate
its feeling ok but i can definitely feel myself clench my fingers a bit sometimes so idk if i need to be even more relaxed. I feel like it should feel even better, but when it does start feeling good I kinda get tighter cuz im enjoying it :o
>>715042290
>>715042256
>uni cafe post graduation
Jesus, that sounds more dead than the analogy I was trying to think up.
How many orders have you done?
Cirno claimed!
![Guren[82].png](https://i.imgur.com/BcNRgRP.png "Guren[82].png")
>>715042860
So can I
>>715042928
Read a guide on how to have a prostate orgasm. Or go see /LGBT/ I'm sure they'll answer your questions if you're not a cunt about it
>>715042729
n-n-no
>>715042438
>>715042985
>>715043108
I'll try there, thanks for heads up :o
>>715042921
To be fair, I'd also kick and punch a snowmen simply because it's fun.
You probably think of me as too girly.
Yeah, we have it for free, but we have to wait way too long for it and for some reason I lost my insurance. So I even had to cancel my first counselor appointment after a long time.
I'll be gone in 40 minutes
>>715043201
pleaaaaaaase I'll finger you good
>sonokawa
>>715042997
Ive seen 10 go through to us max. In the 2.5 hours Ive been here. Cleaning the storeroom now. And why the fuck does this place have avocado oil.
>4.5 kgs chia seeds
>open coke can
>no idea how old
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>715043206
>
![[Moozzi2] Sabagebu! - 01 (BD 1920x1080 x.264 FLACx2).mkv_snapshot_08.23_[2016.12.08_23.55.30].png](https://i.imgur.com/95W8STM.jpg "[Moozzi2] Sabagebu! - 01 (BD 1920x1080 x.264 FLACx2).mkv_snapshot_08.23_[2016.12.08_23.55.30].png")
>>715043474
trying again
>>715042257
It's a god tier song
GRAND DAD?!
>>715043359
only if you made it yourself
I should add a stump or something hard in case they do it this year too
a bit maybe , you might be
what a shame then you'd be all caught up by now
I'll be here
Nyu (aka Lucy) from Elfen Lied. Claimed it.
![Guren[58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/imD4BRN.jpg "Guren[58].jpg")
>>715043534
Goodbye Haruhi.
Hopefully this is not farewell, right?
>>715043534
night , come back tomorrow too
>>715043534
![[Moozzi2] Sabagebu! - 01 (BD 1920x1080 x.264 FLACx2).mkv_snapshot_04.15_[2016.12.08_22.56.56].png](https://i.imgur.com/h2Xuzxw.jpg "[Moozzi2] Sabagebu! - 01 (BD 1920x1080 x.264 FLACx2).mkv_snapshot_04.15_[2016.12.08_22.56.56].png")
>>715043656
True enough. I wouldn't punch other peoples snowman because they'd want to punch it themself.
A stump... huh, that wuold be funny if a someone punched it and then hurt themself because of it.
The Snowmen of hurt.
Yeah, no. I can wear many things but no boobs are still no boobs
Hmm... probably, yeah. If I'd be on mones for a year I'd actually look like a girl with proper hips and whatnot
But right now I'm just a twink if anything.
>>715043534
Bye Haruhi
>>715043473
n-no.
I can manage myself.
Best Gun claimed
>>715043545
I'd really like to be smart and figure out how long it took for someone to come through but I really can't be bothered.
I'm learning guitar again, so thats a new thing I guess :thinking:
>>715043576
I've set it as my ringtone, my alarm, my text and my touch tone
FLEENTSTONES?!
>>715044138
pleaseeeeeee imagine your finger and mine at the same time inside you
ok yeah rubbing/massaging the prostate feels very good and tingly :o
very satisfying fap!
>
Someone give me a massage
>>715044633
But I already gave you a massage when you slept, Arisu.
>>715044633
where would you like it? :o
>>715044018
yea I should make some that way , maybe they'll learn a new thing
flat is justice, too, unless you want boobs? fake?
those are popular too , but I'm not into those
>>715044475
I am imagining it, and I kinda want to go fap.
Two fingers is as many as i have put up there
![[Moozzi2] Sabagebu! - 02 (BD 1920x1080 x.264 Flac).mkv_snapshot_00.36_[2016.12.09_16.24.13].png](https://i.imgur.com/Gz4zBck.jpg "[Moozzi2] Sabagebu! - 02 (BD 1920x1080 x.264 Flac).mkv_snapshot_00.36_[2016.12.09_16.24.13].png")
>>715044968
It would be fun to watch if nothing else
Flat is only justice when the body looks female
I like traps more too.
>>715045008
>not fisting yourself
what a pleb
>>715044188
I should do that
>>715045008
we can do 4 and vibrating balls inside you
>>715045381
Go away, smelly pussy
>>715045227
It would be people need to respect property the hard way
but do you want fake boobs?
almost anyone does now
maybe there is a thread already on /b/ , haven't checked in a while
>>715045353
O-oh my. That seems a bit much for a beginner isn't it?
>>715045704
you'll be trained to handle that and much more
>>715045857
What is involved in training?
Asian girls are perfect
>>715045650
Agreed
No, I don't want fake ones. I think I'd be content with the one I'd grow..
Sure is, but trap threads on /b/ are shit. Same ith /lgbt/. Actually, most of the transgender community is shit.
Do you like legs?
>>715045961
>>715045961
fingering and toy sizing and lots of lube and cleaning
>>715044188
Ah. Electric or acoustic? I stillhabe my pickless electric calluses.
>Paranoid
>Pantera speed
>Full backing track
>>715046005
good since natural is best
so where do you find good quality trap threads?
YEES
>>715046136
slachi :o
>>715046183
Ok I am done fapping.
Thanks buddo
>>715046489
go stuff your ass already you fagg
>>715046339
trannie tits look rather strange though.
I don't really. Only makes me jealous.
You can demand legs with trips though. I can deliver those no problem.
I'll be sure to wear some kneesocks or tigh highs.
>>715045294
do it, do it now
>>715046295
Electric, but it needs a good tune up, either considering buying a new one or just restringing this one. It's fun though, I really regret dropping lessons as a young lad
>>715046520
show me
>>715046643
what a lovely pic
>>715046529
I did and it felt amazing :o
>>715046889
Show you what?
I hope Haruhi-chan is okay.
a
It's 5 Pm!
>>715046859
armada you are beautiful i love you
when you beat pp at evo i masturbate
>>715046136
wai u do this to sachi
>>715047200
yes, It's 5 Pm
My mum gave me one, it hurt because of all the knots in my shoulders and back
>>715047200
5 PM...
>>715046643
some do depends I guess
why is that?
you sure know how to please
>>715047524
do you at least feel better? :o
>>715047790
Slightly. Like I said though, it hurt
>>715046990
Thanks
>>715047080
Should be alright, don't worry too much about it.
>>715047629
Yeah, depends, hope it will turn out okay
Well, it's like watching more succesful versions of myself or my ideal body type.
I'm proud of my legs. Walking 2 miles a day for the past years sure did their stuff to make them look good.
well, I'm going to bed now, goodnight lewd anon
Oh joyous day, it's finally 5 PM!
Chop chop chop, till you drop!
![Guren[84].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LzL9Unh.jpg "Guren[84].jpg")
>>715047524
Looks like you're gonna have to see a chiro.
That's never fun.
We have a very special guest tonight.
Kikuchi Makoto claimed
>>715047891
My only flaw is that I worry too much.
'It came back. Was it worried about you?'
Damn you Nuzlocke.
>>715047891
I hope it turns out the way you want it
now you just left me with lewd toughs
have a good night
>>715047890
I used to have my brother stand on my back, feels nice :o
>>715047891
good night beautiful
>klonata
>>715047917
It's 8:09
>>715048084
who?
>>715048134
ello burger
>>715048037
Massage therapy. Physio at the most.
>>715048329
That sounds a bit painful. And I don't think that would help my situation
>>715048365
same 8:09
>>715048134
what's your favorite fast food place? :o
>>715048429
It popped my back and I like the feeling
do you know why you're sore btw? :o
![Guren[66].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dPDHYnH.jpg "Guren[66].jpg")
>>715048429
That does sound better.
Hopefully that does the job.
>>715048365
W-well aren't you a s-snarky one!
>>715048379
Sorry... technical difficulties.
Oh yeah, can't forget.
So a (certain someone) doesn't try anything...
Alice2 claimed!
>>715048134
Dat burger.
>>715048134
That looks like a tasty burger
>>715047288
You beat your pp after he beat pp
>>715049001
naitsu curamuu!
![Guren[64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hPvsPQB.jpg "Guren[64].jpg")
>>715048134
Obligatory burger comment I guess.
>>715048555
Because I'm unhealthy as fuck, have poor posture and had a back injury when I worked in retail
>>715048702
Hopefully. It'll take a while for it to feel better propbably
Looks like she's not showing up.
>>715049817
Who?
>>715049993
Alice2
>>715050166
Her internet is out, right?
>>715050316
How should I know, I don't go to those threads
>>715050371
Why not?
>>715050456
Never bothered
>>715049386
kony 2012
>>715050666
You're so boring
>>715050666
Noticed
>>715050709
Dude 2012 lmao
>>715050800
I couldn't agree with you more
>>715050802
Nice
Dude weed lmao
>>715050666
>>715048134
Hambuhgah
>>715050889
1 off
AbsolutelyDisgusting
>>715050802
the world is going to end ;(((
>>715051111
>>715051111
Cut off your dick
![Guren[34].png](https://i.imgur.com/kMlJIfW.jpg "Guren[34].png")
>>715051111
You have doomed us..
>>715051111
Quads fucking confirm
Thank god it's finally over
>>715051111
CUT OFF YER COCK
>>715051111
>>715051111
only in this worldline
Hurry up with that new thread.
