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UK thread time!
ST5 reporting in
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WV3 Reporting
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EX10
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OX3 reporting
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ST3
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>>715021547
DH6
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DY9 reporting
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BS4 reporting
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Aberdeen in
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4JF reporting
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>>715021547
BT27 here....
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Lancaster lmao
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So what is the point of this shit?
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>>715022332
You really do fulfil every preconceived, none evidence based idea I have about what a Bristol lad looks like/truly is.

BD13 checking in, also, check em
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>>715023086
Hope someone else posts the same post code as you and do absolutely nothing about it other than think "cool man, small world"
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>>715023359
Fair enough.
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east kilbride
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DE6 Reporting in
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da16
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CB9 'avrill possy check it!
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M21 whats good
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BT36 checking in.
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>>715024647

CB21
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DA2
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SO51 standing by, any southcoast niggas?
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Bump
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SW8
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DL3 any north east blokes
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>>715022332
BS3 here!
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NE23, Crammy reporting
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HG1

Anyone fancy a pint at Spoons?
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>>715024398
hey im from matlock
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Ng9
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Glasgow
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s62
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DN40 reporting in
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ML5
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TS 11 reporting in
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any fags from DE4 ?
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E4 Reporting in /b/rothers
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somewhat drunk middlesbrough girl whos not feeling very well, ask me anything
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>>715029150
what you been drinking?
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>>715029000
>>715029000
E1 bang bang,

Just kidding. I'm a middle class tard who has lived his whole life in east london.
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L9 checking in
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br1

number 1

we the best
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>>715029324
saw it in aldi and thought why not, its 40% and ive only had half a glass. Dont really know why i feel so tipsy from it, im not normally this light weight
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isle of wight here
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>>715029801
Daaaaaaamn.
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ws1
the shittiest of them all
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NE23 here
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B50 lads
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>>715029888
what ?
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kt4
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>>715030024
Very nice.
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>>715021547
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Any DE2 here ?
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WS15 reporting in!
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>>715029925
yo dude where you at
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>>715021547

NG8 reporting in. What up.
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>>715030297
Seghill, you?
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>>715024647

CB7 reporting in
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>>715030518
east cramlington. One of the estates by the new hospital dude
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NE65 lads
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Romford reporting in. Anyone else got the flu right now? Fuckin thing sucks.
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>>715030123
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BN1 - Where my batty bois at?
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Dundee reporting in, any other scotfags in here?
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>>715030855
Killer feet
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>>715030580
Not far away, if only I saw girls from around here
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E17
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>>715021833
EX11 here where you better not be from sidmouth
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>>715031145
Not a whole lot to pick from around here though. Easier to head down the town for that haha
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PR7 here lads
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Ts22
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S70
Barnsley l4d here
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>>715030042
KT3...
:/
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WA5 checking in
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RG12
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>>715031890
Age?
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>>715030439
UoN?
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SL4
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>>715032519
21, you?
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>>715029675
the other day I only took 2 hits from a bong and I was seeing shit not knowing where tf i was.
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N8
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Ll18 here. North Wales anyone?!
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NG9 Reporting
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>>715032610

Used to be. I grew up in Nottingham, studied here and am now working in Leicester, but live in Notts still.

You a fresher?
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>>715032716
we're just getting old anon... i don't understand all these memes and things kids are saying these days
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>>715021547
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>>715032689
25. what school/college you go to?
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I need your honest opinion about Poles living in your country?
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PR8 here
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>>715032844
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>>715033215
I don't. Busy working, yourself?
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>>715033275
Don't care. Large majority of the native population are scum and find ways to fiddle the system to get money for nothing / very little. Nationality makes no difference.
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>>715033275
Grimsby here. Port town so they're fucking everywhere but mostly inoffensive. Honestly, it's the locals you've got to watch out for.
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>>715033275
For the most part like it.
Most are pretty cool.

Some are thieving dicks.
Just like us, really...
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>>715032869
First year PhD, did my undergrad at Notts and decided to remain rather than get a job (to be honest I'm sick of university, just don't want to work)
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BA2 Reporting.

Might be moving to newcastle for uni, whats shit like up there?
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>>715030904
BN2
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>>715033374
I mean where did you go when younger? I work in bentalls..
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>>715033633

Heh, that's why I did my PhD.

What subject you doing your PhD in?
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>>715033275
Polite, hard working people, never had a problem with them. If I wanted to throw anyone out the country it would be council estate chav scum
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>>715021547
lol st5 where?
im in newcastle under lyme too
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>>715033683

wanna meet? im by the pier, il suck you
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>>715033004

Holy fuck you found maddie!
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Tr13 will fuck a femanon if close
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greetings from birmingham
yes i am a murderer
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>>715034021
Inb4 no females on the internet
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NN3
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>>715033794
Like minds, half the group I'm with are here for the same reason.

Organic chemistry, staying with what I know. Wbu?
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>>715033918
keele uni, staying in student accommodation :^)
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>>715021547
St10, like 10 miles away mate
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>>715033962
If you are a hot female sure
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>>715034171
fuck of
same dude
:D what year
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>>715034249
First year, I'm in Horwood right now aha
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NN6
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>>715034313
DUUUUUUUUUDE
WHAT BLOCK
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>>715033778
I'm from South Africa, only been here a year.
Fuckin' Bentalls!
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DH1
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B90 checking in
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>>715034313
>>715034354
Same fag
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>>715021706
ws3, come fight me
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>>715034231
u hung?
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NR2 here.
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>>715034423
not even

>>715034313
are you a femanon ?
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>>715034354
N
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>>715028342
Newport?
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>>715034160

Haha my office was full of people who took it very seriously. I was the drunken odd one out.

Started in biochem and genetics, then went over to food science so I got sent out to the farmer campus.

Enjoying Nottingham?
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>>715021547
I wonder why /b/ is full of retards and this thread helps explain it. It's a microcosm of /b/. These are some shit house places.
>KT5 checking in
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>>715021547
SG1 Reporting in, sir.
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>>715034456
Tits, timestamp or gtfo
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ws11
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>>715033803
So much this. I'm >>715033452 and all the Poles I've worked with on't docks are grafters. Work hard, reliable, no drama. Locals are mostly lazy knuckle-dragging animals who are more interested in causing shit than working.

I worked with a Polish chick a couple of years back, solid 8/10, genuinely lovely and the way she said my name in her accent made my balls tingle. This has nothing to do with anything, just wanted to share.
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>>715034554
Nope, sorry to dissapoint
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>>715034456
painfully average i'm afraid
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CB1 here, MILL ROAD
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>>715034668
hehe thats alright
i`m in Z sheds
what r you studying m8
this is creepy af
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>>715034336
Im northants too
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>>715023359
Kek very accurate.

Never make this retarded thread again guys. Please.
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>>715034761
big up norfamptun
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>>715034605
ayyyy
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CA1
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>>715034740
Comp Science, I know some people who stay in Z block aha, if you go down to N I'll go out for a cig and we can meet yeah
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>>715034834
yeah boi
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>>715034932
dude literally what the actual fuck
im in 2nd year comp science
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>>715034585
Farmer campus, kek

Felt unemployable with a chem degree, will probably feel the same when we hand in our dissertations. I was looking at transferring over to food, was with Pepsico in Leicester over summer and the money they make is insane!

When our labs aren't burning down, UoN is pretty solid. City's not that half bad either.
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M22 Reporting
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TS1
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>>715021547
Dayyuum I've been all around Stoke-on-Trent, epic shithole. Hanley is pathetic. Shelton is worse than Iraq.
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>>715035051
that's spooky ngl
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>>715035127
This mother fucker knows
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>>715035127
true, I'm originally from Milton Keynes, so most of my time out is in London so Hanley is a bit crap considering Fiction is the best on offer and even then it's pretty bad
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>>715035162
2spoopy
kek, this is insane, what are the freaking odds
yeah im up for a meetup, but currently back home up in manchester so it`ll have to be next semester ;)
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>>715034701

Used to be CB1, Anglia Ruskin.

Mill road entirely Oriental Food Stores/Black Barber Shops yet?
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>>715034210
St10 here too.
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st16 here
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>>715035391
Where about?
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>>715021547
TR15 reporting in
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Former CM19 here. Moved to the states and don't regret it one bit, lads.
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>>715035315
ey no worries man, I'm heading back up to campus on the third so any time after that really :^)
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>>715034021
Cornwall fag? What town
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>>715035596
Helston
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>>715021547
NG7 reporting
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>>715027910

DL4 REPORTING IN
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>>715035760
Fag
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>>715035699
Redruth fag here, small world
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>>715035084

Mate, SB is the definition of boring. Glad I never decided to move over there. PhD is definitely useful in the job market though, gives you that little bit extra.

You're shitting me, I started with PepsiCo last year! Where did you do your summer placement? Can't remember any of the project students I saw looking like someone who'd browse 4chan...
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>>715035353

Basically Chinatown already. Are you still in Cambridge?
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>>715035870
Inbred redruth
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>>715027910

Fucking Darlo lad girrup
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Aberdeen here
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>>715023078
LA1 you?
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>>715035941
Your words hurt me, its not all bad, Im not Camborne
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>>715033452
Gy too, you're right, full of chavs and druggies.
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>>715021547

CM1, anyone know a dealer?
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>>715036115
You can write, obviously not Camborne
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>>715036178
Whereabouts?
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>>715036203
real smart idea, everyone get posting numbers and names. fucking idiot.
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>>715035865
wtf ? Im from Forest Rec these nig nogs will shank you cozz best stfu you cunt
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MK7 here
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Southampton
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>>715026317
eh pal Dartford are we?
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london N4
>yolo
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>>715030042
>kt4
what's it like there? I lived in Surbiton last year. A lot of whores down there, I liked it
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>>715034407
fucking kek
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>>715036639

digby crescent?
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>>715036397
Near weelsby rd, what about you?
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>>715036605
Goddamn Id drag my dick in snow all the way across the country just for you love
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liverpool reportin in
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B29
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0161 Manny on da map! seriously though why are all the UK threads pure cancer? Letting the side down guys. This is /b/! We look like beta fags here.
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Bb4
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>>715036839
Near Laceby rd, so like five minutes away
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L31 Here
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>>715037084
Where abouts?
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>>715037233
Only a number 7 away. You go college?
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NR18
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>>715036821
nah victoria road
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>>715021547
>ST5
ST3 here.
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>>715037548
Nope I don't, I take it you do?
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>>715028019
I'm ne12, not too far away
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>>715033655
Get yourself some threads and charisma, hit town almost every night, easy pussy all week every week.
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>>715037857
Did go, not anymore.
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>>715038013
Same. How old are you?
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SP1 here
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>>715038163
Recently turned 20, you?
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RH12 checking in
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bump
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>>715036203
Know one right next to moulsham high school, im galleywood
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BS32 reporting
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>>715038376
28
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NR30
Fuck my shit up fams
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>>715038725
fucking polish vermin
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South wales here, any wins lads?
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>>715038999
checkd
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>>715022332
>>715027924
>>715038725
Safe lads! What you up to? BS10 reporting in
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>>715038376
I feel like we should do something to celebrate but I dunno what
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>>715027813
W13
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>>715035916
Oh k

So did you know Elliot and Magarida ? at pepsiii
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PL4 here
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>>715039321
lol my mate said there was a club in Bristol so dutty that they had a balloon room. They sold them at the bar for a couple quid and if the police turned up the doorman would radio up for them to hide them
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ox14, ox28 and ox11
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Rh12!!!!!
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>>715040239
fucking kek confirmed
Is your mate Josh?
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hey RH12! thought horsham was too snobby for others like me :P
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fucking subhuman niggers
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josh allan plays airsoft cause he's fat
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Northants
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>>715037472
L4 ere lad
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>>715034612
Ayyy SG6 here mate
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>>715024428
da15 here
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>>715041429
>da15
shit nigga where did you go to school?
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>>715023078
Lancaster here too
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>>715041759
Where'd you go?
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>>715036863
Fem?
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>>715041369
Moving to Liverpool next year
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>>715036605
Who's this??
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>>715034612
KREE.
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>>715033348
NG9 as well, that you?
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>>715042430
She's at uni in Southampton
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>>715021547
CW12 clay head scum
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>>715034641
Also WS11
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>>715042839
Do a name drop ;D
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>>715037961
11 ;)
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>>715031439
PR1 cos Uni fag
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>>715028019
Ne22, bedlington ;)
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>>715022332
>>715027924
Urban poorfags. Boot with relevant content or fuck off. And none of your skanky town whores neither.

BS40 master race reporting in with OC
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>>715028453
Sheffield boi, s66
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LL57, cus I fucked up
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>>715023192
BD13? so you're either a paki or you have a disgusting half breed nephew or niece?
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>>715043340
I could do that...
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HS3 isle of harris. How're all you council estate dwelling fuckers on the mainland this fine evening?
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>>715026317
me too. What you close too?
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>>715036605
ayy
whereabouts?
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B90 Posh
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0121 bois
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bump
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Anyone St. Albans or U. of Brighton?
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>>715032232

same
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>>715035353
OMG im from cambridge too. Wanna meet up?
Skype: Muse-101
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>>715021547
AB42 Reporting
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>>715022392
Fit like min?
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>>715032304
Im RG40, where abouts are you?
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>>715034701
^^^
Skype: Muse-101
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>>715041985
Hurstmere, shit hole init
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>>715032304
>>715047364

RG21, sup my niggy noo's.
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b36 come at me cunts
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>>715021547
IG6 Coming in, Sir!
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SK17 here :)
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>>715030845
Had it but dropped quickly cause tactics
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M16
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RH10
fuck horsham
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>>715047653
bexley grammer wheey
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>>715050040
ow could be a lot better though
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>>715050040
allow i actually spelt grammar wrong fml
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>>715034899
>CA
Same. Nothing here.
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Po4 shitcunts
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@jodie_lieghh loves cock pics on Insta!
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>>715048598
sk4 here lol
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>>715039712
PL5!
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>>715035127
struggle is real here.
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>>715048723
sk4, stockport endz boi
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NE4 who Newcastle and wants to hang out?
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>>715050287
Reply to this post for Grammer nazi
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>>715024398
NAH no way, I used to live in DE6 area too, but now i'm in DE12.
m 19
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>>715050515
ehhh im PO5. whats up man
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HP5 here!
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>>715052126
yo man i went to school/sixth form in JFK.
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>>715032812
Just moved from shithole Rhyl a while back.

Lived in a pub there for a bit.
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>>715034160
Can you send me about 20ml of acetic anhydride please dude?
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CR4

any other south london lads reporting in
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>>715036863
Ay up la.
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>>715036863
Just down the Wirral line from ya.
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>>715053278
CH42
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>>715052288
JFK?
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>>715021547
What do you fags think about the US 2017 referendum to join the Commonwealth?
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Aeberdeen nudes min
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>>715053561
A secondary school and sixth form in Hemel
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>>715053409
Grew up CH1, CH2, CH4. Don't think I ever got any higher than that though. (Pun not intended, but still true la.)
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>>715031021

Kirkcaldy right here saaan, hows the Dundee sluts?
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SY12 at the mo.
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M16 8PH anyone in my house?
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