Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>714997904
カラミチーマス
Claimed
Just reminding you all that you cant claim her.
She`s mine.
>>715001534
Kitty
>>715002437
Miho!!#@@!@
>>715002437
Leave now.
>>715002785
Nope
>>715002980
And if I say please?
>>715003029
Nope still aint
>>715003100
Pretty please wih sugar on top?
>>715003172
Why u want me to leave?
>>715002785
LOL
Claim
>>715003274
I was not ready for this. Hold on...
Because I feel uneasy when you are around.
Sit down assholes
Let me tell you a story
>Be me
>Many months ago, get court date for jury duty
>shrug off responsibility of student deferral until day before (last night)
>call court yesterday to check attendance for today
>robot voice
>'if you're calling about the sixteenth...'
>I'm not
>It's a dead-end
>Guess I'll walk my happy ass down to court tomorrow and get excused in person, if possible
>fuck student responsibilities, am I right?
>Take bus down to court (2.4 miles from place of residence)
>bus misses stop
>goes way too far in other direction
>already late
>panic
>get off
It gets better.
Cont.
Also minanon/winner reporting for duty.
>>715003473
Wat?
>>715003767
I do not feel comfortable near you.
>>715003652
The only winner I know is Shiragami
>>715003855
Its the internet. I don't even know who you are.
>>715003652
>Wait half an hour
>catch next bus back, already hella late for jury duty
>that bus, too, misses the stop
>okay, what the fuck, metro?
>end up near place of residence
>okaaaaaaay
>I'll just call them and explain what went down
>get home
>call court
>another robot voice
>please hold
>fuck
>a human voice
>please hold
>FUCK
>another human voice, five minutes later
>______ County District Court, what are you calling for?
>'Hi, I missed jury duty today, I think.'
>'oh, for the twelfth?'
>'yes ma'am'
>'don't worry about it'
>?????
>'the date was cancelled and nobody updated the line'
>'You're free to go, Minanon'
>I only got two hours of fucking sleep last night for this
>Fuck metro
>Fuck court
>Fuck my life
>>715003861
Who's that?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chara here!
How are you waifu?
>>715003652
>>715004067
Oh welp, that sucks man.
>>715004293
>That sucks man
Combined with my not being a morning person, this really put a dent in my daaaaaaaay
Also /waifu/ is fascinatingly slow today.
>>715003861
>megumeme making heresy jokes
>>715004293
Hi Chara
>>715004538
I don't know how it's for other people but here, exams are coming up.
Combine it with christmas and present buying before you have to fight for the last piece on christmas eve... I think that's a logical explanation on why waifu is so slow today
>>715004615
Sup Yui? Anything interesting happened today?
>>715004293
Oh my.. Who is this I see?
>>715004754
Not really. Anything happen in your slice of the world?
>>715004826
Is this a god damn Flandre?! How are you?
>>715004997
Upcoming exams. I'm cursing them right now because I have to learn shit that's already proven false or at least not timely.
>>715005125
I am fine. Found the Discord group of a YouTuber I listened to. Talked to him a bit. He's a chill guy. You?
>>715005125
Oh, that sucks, I am sorry.
Is there anything I can do to help?
>>715005465
Just studying for exams. Have to learn the views of people long dead mostly.
Oh, what youtuber?
>>715005799
I can't think of anything really. Just have to cram and study that shit while I can.
>>715005842
>muas back
>>715005842
Our kids have missed you.
>>715005842
Why am I always just barely too late for muas
>>715005964
why are you so edgy?
>>715006501
Hey there tsunyun
>>715006384
Because I don't get enough chocolate
>>715006326
Because you're too slow. How are you Galil?
>>715005842
Thank you
*mua*
Have you been good?
>>715005964
Oh, ok.
I hope for the best in your case.
>>715006022
Hi Rei
>>715006326
Hi Galil
>>715006664
Hey Chara
How are you?
>>715006022
>tfw he left
>>715006887
I think he left because thread is fucking dead
But good job killing it more anon
>>715006720
Thank you! I'll do my best for this shit.
>>715006793
Just a bit tired and exhausted due to studying.
What about you?
>>715006887
who left?
>>715006887
Who left?
>>715006720
Hello. It's always weird when I default to using primarely American words instead of my native British ones.
>>715006839
Our kids.
>>715006664
You should buy one of those Willy Wonka bars then
>>715007082
are gay streamers a thing?
I wanna masturbate in front of people and if I can get paid, well that's just a bonus really :o
Claiming Rias as my waifu
>inb4 "Akeno > Rias"
>>715007066
Studying all day? Gonna take the evening off?
I've been alright, I'm not going to school comming few days just to cool off and think what is wise future wise and stuff
Live the semi neet life
>>715007414
Akeno > Rias
Not that I have seen Highschool DxD
>>715006501
Yuno is worst girl.
This is best girl
>
>>715007315
That's okay, we can make another one..
But first I need to take a shower.
Shiro claimed.
>>715007383
It is, but no one will pay you unless you are hot or do really kinky shit.
>>715007153
Those are sadly not available in Austria... I bought a bunch of them in Malta though when I could. They were tasty.
>>715007383
Chaturbate is always a thing.
>>715007541
Basically, yeah
Hmm... I see, I hope you can find what you're searching for then.
How about you try to apply for a job for only one day? Saturday job for example?
It might get you some job experience.
>Live semi neet life
Good luck with that. It sucks just as much as neet life according to my experience.
>>715007414
Akeno > Rias
I didn't watch High school of the PLOT
>>715007785
Do they sell MARS candy bars in Australia too?
>>715007781
I can do kinky :o
>>715007785
I'll check it out, thanks!
>>715007922
Austria, not Australia
But yeah, they do. Shops are closed now though, it's 7:30 pm
>>715007953
No problem.
>>715007781
Heil Hitler du Hundesohn
>>715007781 (You) (You)
Scheint als hättest du Erfahrung mit schwulen Streamern?
>>715007414
Akeno > Rias
And i have seen Highschool DxD so i know
>>715007762
Good joke
But she is actually worst girl
>>715007781
Guten Tag
>>715007785
Gonna do anything fun? Or just lazy around
Yea probably just gonna come down to going back to school and try to just get something out of it
That might work but I really am not in the mood to do much right now.
I would love to be a complete neet but that's not gonna be possible since my dad is already one
>>715008078
Austria, Australia same shit. Why do shops close so early?
>>715008178
Wow how the fuck is she worse girl? Explain yourself.
>>715008233
Nice feet.
>>715007414
Highschool xDxD
>>715007785
Believe it or not, but Highschool DxD actually has a surprisingly decent plot. And I'm not on about "plot"
>>715007779
>>715008237
She is blind, her diary isn't worth shit and she gets raped her entire life.
>>715007953
Like, really kinky. The potentially harmful kind of kinky that is illegal in over 140 states.
>>715008078
Sieg Heil!
Wie geht's denn so, und wieso so rüde?
>>715008142
Ich äh, ich hatte ehm... also da war dieser Link und , äh, also was ich ... nein! Nein, noch nie!
>roll
>>715008178
Grüß Gott. Wie geht`s?
>>715008178
Probably just lazying around. Also browsing /v/. Fuck, those guys are /b/ with vidya
>Not in the mood to do much right now
That's more or less a never ending cycle. You should do SOMETHING at least.
>My dad is already a neet
Now I want a story for that one
>>715008201
>Austria
>Australia
>Same shit
N-no? Austria is below Germany, we are the one who started both World Wars. Okay, First one was started after an assassination by hungary...
But second one was triggered by us
Also Australia is in the middle of the ocean
>>715008329
I did hear about that several times. But I'm not interested in anime now
>>715008423
Weil ich ein Edgelord bin, darum!
>>715007082
Like what?
>>715007127
Hi, but bye. Time to go back to class
>>715008423
but there is only 50 states :o
>>715008423
Erst eine MLP-Figur und jetzt sowas.
>Nein, noch nie!
Ist notiert.
>roll
Sure smells like heresy in here today
>>715008375
Bitch controls an army and she was the only one to actually kill Yuno. Sad that she died.
Someone hold me...
>>715008600
Isn't Australia below Germany too? Same shit.
>>715008423
Es geht so-so. Ich habe der (die?) ganze tag geschlafen
Und du?
>>715008600
Oh yea /v/ is pretty bad imo, I like /vg/ better, bit more orginised
I mean I do stuff around the house, walk doggo 2 hours a day. That's enough for me
Well he is self employed, but he hasn't had a customer for 4 years now, so he basically is a neet
>>715008775
10 months going strong with her
>>715008994
Too bad it's an army filled with retards
And she can't even read that shit because she is blind.
She was gona die anyway because her diary was a paper, that shit will break sooner or later
>>715009034
Laughing
My
FUCKING
ASS
off
>>715009034
What happened?
>>715009034
What did you do?
>>715009034
No... Not Miata-chan!
>>715009088
Australia is like on the other side of the world! When its dark here it bright there
>>715009168
/vg/ seems like big circlejerk threads though.
Hmm, I guess that's a start
>Self employed
>not a customer for 4 years
... How?
What's he doing? Why isn't he advertising?
>>715009034
fuck, some people can't drive
>>715009207
This wasn't my fault this time, actually. Some dude backed into me on the main road...
>>715009284
>>715009306
I'm just gunna copy/paste what I wrote in /o/.
>On my way to police station about an at fault hit and run I did a month ago
>Been wanting to take responsibility for it, already admitted full at fault to insurance company and just going to make sure I have no tickets or anything waiting for me
>Get 2 blocks from home
>Intersection of main street
>Proceed to cross it, as there was a gap in the traffic, and it was clear both ways
>Guy to my left who is stopped at the red light, reverses JUST as I starting to pass by him
>Front quarter panel, and little bit of door smashed in
>>715009331
NOT A MIATA!
>>715008600
>edgelord
Wannabe edgelord. Du hast nicht mal das tropical island ausgehalten.
>>715008632
It's illegal twice in Texas and 4 times in Ohio. That's how illegal it is!
>>715008774
Ich leugne alles, und du hast keinen Beweis!!
>roll
>>715009168
>der (die?)
den
Nice try though.
Ich hab den genten Tag geschafft, bin ergo etwas müde. Magst du Hunde?
>>715009419
ich werde mich wohl aufs rollen beschrenken bis die figur verschwindet...
>roll
>>715009408
Rip
>>715009603
Die Figur verschwindet bald im Glas.
>roll
>>715009408
Now that's just fucking shit. I'm sorry to hear that Makoto
I'll ask Sameji if he knows something or how to deal with it.
>>715009419
Aber... aber ich hab Chara als waifu?! Ich bin die edgiest Person hier!
Claiming Konrad Curze.
>>715009408
Is it still fixable?
>>715009915
>>715010006
>>715009406
Now I want some chocolate. Thanks.
>>715006664
I'm fine, just bored at work. Its been a slow day.
>>715006720
Hello qt
>>715008233
>>715010100
Anytime sweetie
>>715010164
Well, let's make it faster then. For every thing you do, stop the time!
>>715009636
Right?
>>715009814
>>715009944
It's still 100% driveable, I took it all the way to the police station and back, and took it on the freeway at my normal speeds with no problems. But since the other guy was at fault, his insurance will be either fixing it, or cutting me a check for it. But I won't take the full amount if they declare it a total loss, since it's very clearly not. So I'll get just enough to leave it not totaled and keep driving it, and use that check to pay off some debts.
>>715009915
Neato.
>>715001435
how the fuck does her weapon work.
Do she stab them and than use her left arm to grab the nunchuck things and than wack the enemy?
>>715009814
Eher guter Durchschnitt, pleb tier sao ist wesentlich edgier.
>>715010362
Is European chocolate better than American master race chocolate?
>>715010387
It's made to slice and rip open the enemy, not stab
>>715010613
Definitely. A lot.
>>715010362
What?
>>715010387
I think you might be retarded mate
>>715010659
This is also retarded
>>715009778
>Die Figur verschwindet bald im Glas.
Beweisfotos, sonst zählt es sowieso nicht.
>roll
>>715010384
Well then, I guess it's alright. Not your fault now.
>use it to pay some debts
That sounds like a solig plan.
>>715010558
Huh, okay, mit SAO plebs kann ich nicht mithalten.
>>715010613
I'm not sure, I never had american chocolate. I'd love to try some though
>>715010727
You sure?
>>715010744
Try to make your work more fun. Stop the time for everything you do and try to get faster.
>>715005964
Sorry for late af respond. KamiHDmusic. The guy did a lot of music uploads before but now the system is fucked and every upload he loses money and subs. So he is streaming time from time.
>>715009406
Yea but the ones that are good are actually really good. I love the warcarft threads but that's because im in love with the lore
I am not sure how, he's a physiotherapist. He's been advertising a lot but it's not working
No one is showing up
>>715009408
Fucking Christ
That's retarded as fuck
Sorry dude.
>>715009419
Well my German pretty much ends here
If you'd be so kind to translate that
>>715010659
>>715010744
Whats the back part of her weapon for, PLEASE EXPLAIN
>>715010762
Die knuffige würde auch gar nicht ins Glas passen. Ist ja nur ein kleines Konfitüreglas.
>roll
>>715010834
Yuno ist auch eine ziemlich edgy Wahl.
>pic related
Yes. Yes I am.
>>715011011
>I was working all day, so I'm a bit tired. Do you like dogs?
I would have guessed that you could at least translate the last part.
>>715010834
At this point, I feel bad for the car, but it's a fucking veteran now. I'll consider everything wrong to be battle scars, ya. That sounds cool.
And hey, I gotta make the best out of my situations! It happened, no point in moping about it for too long. Just gimmie a day and I'll only bring it up when need be.
>>715011011
See above.
The guy admitted fault, exchanged info, and I already called their insurance and have a claim number and everything. He was apologetic about it, and I told him this was my first time exchanging info and such, so I wasn't sure how it worked. He explained pretty much what I needed to know about it all.
i am awake, and here to laugh at other's misfortune
>>715011207
>Die knuffige
Ok das geht mir zu weit.
Die wirst auf ein (You) reduziert.
>>715010931
>but now the system is fucked and every upload he loses money and subs
Oh yeah, I remember about youtube changing their policies again. Still no one knows how it works
>>715011011
Point... /ug/ (undertale) is a big fucking circlejerk with goatporn and whatnot
Stay clear from it.
I much rather browse /v/ to get all the different opinions at certain gaming events.
He's a physiotherapist? Well fuck. I can't help with that sadly...
>>715011207
Naja, Yuno ist an und für sich doch unglaublich lieb. Sie liebt ihren Yuki bis zum umfallen. Wechselt sogar seine Windeln und erledigt sonstige Hausarbeiten. Ich mag Yuno. Sie hat nur... ein paar geistige Probleme...
>Yes. Yes I am.
I'm glad you like Milka
>>715011289
Hehe, I'd look at it like that too. Battle scars... nice.
No problem, just let it out when you think it needs to get out. Forcing everything inside you is unhealthy.
We're always listening
>>715011468
E D G Y
>>715011468
I lost my pencil
why are people speaking Arabic in the thread again?
>>715011666
>satan trips
>>715011524
I got a heater in my room.
>>715010834
I don't understand, am I retarded?
>>715011158
Harming people
>>715011468
I broke my fingernail
>>715011666
Becausse of Allah. They need some crusade going on. DEUS VULT!
>>715011788
Nice! I don't have one yet.
>>715011834
For example: My job was to clean the show counter and everything. Had to take out the sausages, the tablet it was on, clean the tablet and put it back.
The first time I did this I needed 2 hours. Ever since then I tried to get faster and my record was 45 minutes while some customers came in.
>>715011505
Aber sie IST knuffig! Das wirst du wohl nicht bestreiten wollen?
>roll
>>715011524
>geistige Probleme...
Genau, edgy as fuck. Tötet wahllos Leute, insbesondere Angehörige, womit sie weder sich noch ihrem 'geliebten' Yuki-spatz etwas gutes tut. Perfekt für den edgy teenager, der seine Eltern hasst, weil die noch wollen, dass er zu Anime masturbiert und Shurikens in seine Kinderzimmerwand schmeißt.
Edgy.
>Milka
Milka is dope, ans so is Ritter Sport.
>>715011666
Allahu Snackbar.
>>715011468
Then see
>>715009034
>>715009408
>>715011524
Better than looking at it in a negative light!
It probably needs to come out. But I am not a smart person, it'll blow up when it does.
>>715011666
Because they want to think that they're better than everyone else, even though we just laugh at them
>>715012090
Allah? But he is a fun guy.
>>715009034
>>715012137
>Das wirst du doch wohl nicht bestreiten wollen?
Ich bin davon überzeugt, dass MLP nicht knuffig ist.
Also will ich es in der tat bestreiten.
>roll
My FFX team is way too OP.
>>715011524
the edgiest
>>715011556
who writes in pencil? buy a pen, fgt
>>715011666
>all hail
>>715011834
break all the others so they match
>>715012142
(you were the one i was originally referring to)
>>715012090
That doesn't sound fun
>>715011666
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>715012151
>posts anonymously
>feels left out
you could try claiming, your chances of being included in some conversation would grow quite a bit
>>715012444
But it hurts
And I lost one of my G20 magazines
>>715012137
Hmm... I see
>Milka is dope
I'm glad someone likes it. I don't like the Milka mascot though
>>715012142
Well, it's better than nothing I guess. Be sure to blow up in private or at some anons who don't mind listening to it since the thread is secretly under watch by shitposters to laugh at other peoples misfortune.
>>715012286
I like my God better.
>Witchhunts
>Witch Burning
>Crusades
>Torture
The Curch knows how to party
>>715012444
>the edgiest
Trips confirm
I love this edgy cunt though
>>715012472
Well, its work. Of course it isn't fun.
>>715011207
What were you working on? School?
I should have kek, it just was so random I thought it must've been something else sorry
>>715011289
That's a pretty positive way of thinking about it, though if this keeps up you'll end up carless pretty soon
That's great though, good to see some people have courtesy
>>715011524
KEK, well thanks for the advice sounds horrible
To each his own I guess, though I don't participate much in threads. This is actually the only thread I post on more than once a week
Wasn't expecting help, just explaining his situation
>>715012472
>>715012769
Curch? Yeah I think I know that guy. What a madman.
>>715012655
I do claim and nobody ever talks to me anyway
>>715012785
I looked in there for some Chara pics, but I was better off looking at pixiv.
Same here really. I enjoy talking to anons and trying to give good and helpful advice
Still a bad situation... I'm sorry to hear that
>>715012893
I... I meant Church. It was a typo
>>715013024
Evening Haruhi! How are you?
>>715012960
>30ips
I'm not going to bother finding out
>>715013128
But I meant Curch. He did a backflip over your house remember?
>>715012137
>>715013387
Ok, i didn't ask you to
>>715012411
Du glaubst wahrscheinlich, dass das ein gutes Argument wäre, nur weil es objektiv gesehen Richtig ist, aber was wirst du tun wenn ich einfach das Thema wechsle und wusstest du schon, dass heute vor genau 100 Jahre der Reichskanzler Theobald von Bethmann Hollweg den Alliierten im Ersten Weltkrieg Friedensverhandlungen anbot, welche sie Ende des Monats jedoch abwiesen?
Ein treffliches Beispiel für die Falschheit der kriegstreiberischen Engländer!
>>715012769
Does the cow even count as a mascot? She doesn't have sunglasses.
>>715012785
Nah, my part time job. It requires me to get up at 4:30am and work 10 hours. But it's fun, so it's okay. And it's only once or twice per week.
Ist schon in Ordnung. Hier hast du trotzdem einen Hund:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6iD5igrR0
>>715013491
Best Akatsuki class destroyer confirmed!
>>715013450
Curch... oh yeah, that guy. Was last year, I remember now. The absolute madman.
>>715013725
We have another Cow with sunglasses, but I'm not sure if that cows from germany or austria...
Also our cow is purple, it does count as a mascot!
>>715013725
Agreed
>>715002785
>>715002720
>>715002980
LMAOING@URLIFE
>>715012736
if you cut the finger off the pain will stop. and then it will grow immensely
>>715012769
>
>>715013918
>(3463)
Fuck.. I have a long way to go.
>>715013989
Hey Chen.
>>715014144
Are you even trying
I'm off to play vydia, later guys
>>715013128
I am not really a fun of pixiv tbh
Well you already know how I feel about this place, but I have to chose how to spend my time lately
It's alright even when he had patients it weren't many, we always made due with my mom's income
>>715013725
Damn, I hope it pays well as well, what kind of job is it?
Ist das Deutsche Humor? Sie habe wirklick keine Humor
>>715013911
bellybutton
>>715012410
Exactly.
>>715012444
Rood.
>>715012769
Let them laugh, it's a bittersweet comfort to be honest.
>>715012785
I always have my bike if it comes down to it, but I'd prefer to keep my car. I've been driving more careful, but there wasn't much I could do in this case.
Right? Really makes me feel like a cunt for last month.
>Dad is telling me to claim bodily injury
....I mean, I get that I would get a decent amount of money from that, but... that just seems... really wrong. I honestly don't think my conscious could handle that.
>>715014206
Oh noes.. I do not sit 24/7 downloading pics, no. But I do save every beautiful/cute pic of her I find.
655 so far.
>>715013128
>>715014144
?
>>715014548
>>715014492
good you came back safe after all
>>715014125
Now that's just lewd!
>>715014212
See ya later!
I'm not a big fan of pixiv either. Just a nuisance browsing it, but it has the most pics
Ah, yeah.. It'll get better
Wow, your mom must get much money.
>>715014273
>
l-lewd
>>715014362
How... how is that a comforting?
>>715014492
Same here, I'm fine, like always!
>>715008233
nice feet
>>715014548
I just wanted to say hi, because your wife a qt.
>>715014362
ah, you know i love ya
coulda been worse, that front left could easily have gotten suspension fucked up
>>715014650
that's not lewd, this is lewd
>>715014362
But you would have the money to turbo the shit out of it if you did.
>>715013911
Meinst du die coole Paula mit der Brille?
>>715013918
>(3463)
I admire your determination. It's truly khorosho.
>>715014212
Just some office work. But it's very chilled and interesting, if you like shittons of numbers and charts.
>habeN wirklicH keineN Humor
Video related is Finnish. And also hilarious.
Allow me proof that German is humor very:
Was ist blau und hat 40 Titten?
.
.
.
Der Müllbeutel hinter der Krebsstation.
Har har har.
Very humor. We are now of laugh.
>>715014912
What are you talking about. Laughter isnt efficient.
>>715014794
That's just the lewdest!
>>715014912
Yeah, exactly! Die Paula!
Die macht nen Pudding, der hat Flecken!
Den kannst du löffeln und auch schmecken!
Fuck, das ist ein Ohrwurm...
