Kind of wish a dog would bend me over and have his way with me.
I wish I had 200 dollars to buy paint.
Why not another person?
if you train one you could probably get that to happen
Because I'm in the mood for a dog.
>>714936529
Waiting to have more stability before I get a dog, but eventually.
How would someone like me find a cute blonde boy to nail?
I havent really messed about with the homosex but I have been into tomboy haircuts for a while and I have heard boys suck better than girls
Any tips?
>>714936599
Between one and two.
op claiming id
I wish a nice modern cabin in the arctic with multiple renewable energy sources and a vast resource system for me to live away from other humans forever.
Or perhaps the same thing but on another planet.
>>714936795
Rude.
>>714936795
How are you
>>714936636
the dream.
get a great dane so not only can it be intimidating and be a guard dog, it can ravage your anus until it bleeds with it's humongous cock
>>714936697
Craigslist
Grindr
Hornet
Gar bars
Steal a child at walmart.
Just move to Yakutsk
>>714936973
But I want a german shep.
>>714937095
it was just a suggestion. i like german shepherds too, they're pretty.
>>714936753
Well, I know that that's not true... ohhh, I see what you did there, your too fast for me sir
>>714937412
Yeah, I'm just not big on short hairs.
>>714936273
i lost my anal virginty to a dog this summer.
it was a great experience.
>>714936636
i worked at a no-kill shelter in summer and simply ask to take on of the dogs i really loved home for a weekend.
we had a great time playing cuddling and having sex.
to bad will most likely never see him again, because he got adopted by a nice family.
>>714936973
danes are nice dogs, but believe me, even a boxer has a nice toolsize.
>>714937095
gsd can be really gentle lovers
Waste of a perfectly good german shep.
Why even breed fantastic dogs for them to be abused.
>>714937574
No one has ever complained about how fast I am.
>>714937711
there isnt anything abusive about showing your best friend some affection and love and taking the next big step together.
>>714937814
>H-he FAST!
>Teleports behind you
>Takes your anal virginity for extra magic power.
>>714938013
Already taken, mate
>>714937638
to be honest i don't know too much about breeds other than what they look like
>>714937694
i wouldn't know in that case, my only experience was with a dane
>>714937959
Logical fallacy
>>714938225
You'd by one of those annoying mobs that have tons of health, no damage, and gives you 1 xp.
>>714938242
Understandable.
Honestly I'd just take whatever dog I can get.
>>714938397
Oh yeah, I's got bear health innit, I ate, like, 4 pieces of fruit today
>>714938710
Those 4 pieces were four cubic tons.
>>714938277
where is the difference in letting a dog hump your leg and letting a dog hump your ass.
except for the dog prefering an ass to hump.
there is no abuse in letting a nice doggo fuck me.
>>714938575
go to a animal shelter and take the dogs for walks, until they trust you. then just take your favorite dog home and show him some love.
read some howtos on certain forums. that really helps.
most male dogs get horny and eager to hump you really fast if they still get their balls.
just make sure you know them, so they wont do anything unexpected and remember that it might is a stupid idea to take the knot at the first time because some dogs tend to pull.
>>714937694
tell us the story about the dog :3 i wanna here all the juicy details
>>714939212
Oh my god please stop talking to me.
>>714939212
You clearly dont know how a canine's mind works.
>>714938575
sometimes you just want that dog dick in your ass, it happens.
>>714939686
Such is the life I live.
>>714939756
i'm sure you'll get that sorted out
>>714939617
enlighten us. why wouldn't a dog want to bust a nut in your ass? there programmed to breed and there canine mind doesn't care where they cum as long as they cum
Tie me up.
>>714939332
ask me whatever you like.
i will answer anything that does not bust my anonymity.
there arent many details.
i cleaned myself out a few hours before getting him home and took him on a long walk first.
cuddled and played with him alot, before even touching him down their. i slowly masturbated him until he started humping my hand and then i guided him back and put his frontpaws around my hips. at that point he realised what to do and just pounded away. i let him penetrate me (applied some lube there before) and grabbed his cock below the forming knot, because i did not want him to knot me at the first time.
it really was great. i masturbated myself at the same time.
i kept his dick in me until his knot started to shrink. then i let go.
>>714939342
why ?
>>714939617
if a dog starts to hump you while playtime, getting him into fuck-mode is just a matter of some stimulation. he will eagerly hump and penetrate you voluntarily if you let him.
>>714940494
>not being a good bitch and taking the knot
Pussy
Well, this thread is complete shit.
>>714940494
Are you fat?
>>714940972
It is, you know what to do Peter
>>714940494
can we see your ass?
>>714940803
i had him knot me the next day.
really was awesome.
the feeling of the knot expanding and locking in you, with no chance of it coming out for 20min doesnt compare to anything.
however, some dogs may try to get the knot out and will start pulling, so it is never a good idea to let a dog knot you before you know what is going to happen.
getting a fist sized knot forced out of your butt by 70lbs of dog isnt fun and can lead to serious injury.
also i recommend removing any collar and taking a file to their claws. he scratched up my back pretty bad the first time.
>>714941012
not the slightest bit.
95kg on 1,92m spending a lot of time swimming.
>>714941220
not going to happen.
>>714941204
I must leave. There is only room for one murderer here, mine fuhrer.
>>714941697
Shame, we could have done great things together
I see myself as 100% straight but I have a huge weakness for animal dick and have the same fantasies as OP.
>>714941478
So how come you lost your anal verginity to a dog and not a guy?
finally my heroes quest is complete
>>714942550
more cute boy furrys!
>>714936440
and more cummy holes!
>>714942706
What quest?
why don't you just go to the nearest dog and eat the shit from his ass?
>>714942844
fulfilling a transcript request
>>714942966
Yaa?
>>714941478
what do you mean he "knot you" ?
did you fuck the dog in the ass ?
>>714942550
its not like i am ugly or something, in fact people try to hit on me all the time, but humans just dont do it for me.
i dont have sexual feelings toward humans at all.
never hat a girlfriend, never had a boyfriend, never wanted one.
but it is different with animals, i kind of feel attracted towards them, have romantic feelings towards them, fall in love with them. its like my brain is wired differently.
when i walk down a street with friends they turn around and look at women, but i look the same way at beautiful dogs.
their is a term for that: zoophilia, which means love to animals and it describes me quite well.
>>714942931
don't tempt them
thanksies katten
>>714943320
you dont know what I dog knot is?
>>714943514
Hm, to eatch his own I guess.
>>714943840
siii <#
>>714943320
canine dicks work a little different.
they penetrate the bitch, before they getting hard, using their penisbone as an penetration aid.
a part at their lower penis end called the knot then grows to an impressive size, locking the mating dogs together, ensuring proper insemination, leaving the dogs knotted for about half an hour.
no. i am sure he would have let me try carefully, but my dick seemed a little to big for that and i did not want to cause any discomfort to him.
>>714943579
I don't into scat.
>>714944025
This should explain everything.
"He likes what is coarse, unpolished, and ugly."
-Tchaikovsky on Mussorgsky
He's right, Mussorgsky really was shit.
>>714944051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
>>714944025
pic related.
>>714944108
I am mocking you.
Makes me wish I still had my Zoo folder from my old computer.
dear lord why are we having this conversation
>>714944291
I'm aware.
>>714944262
Yes, yes, fucking yes!
>>714944266
educational pic...
A fucking drunkard faking big emotions.
>>714944346
;~;
>>714944387
about dog ducks?
>>714944526
i made fudge today. first time ever
>>714944542
I need to get some kind of capture program and just go to some sites and rip shit from it.
>>714944626
How'd it turn out?
>>714944626
And then you died?
>>714944542
yussir
>>714944639
i don like commercial zooporn. the animals never seem to have a good time and the humans are often ugly as shit.
>>714943136
yaaaaa i just need 2 dollars in this account transferred tomorrow and it'll be set
>>714944626
MEOW.
>>714944938
Eh, I found a hand full of amateur stuff that is pretty good.
>>714945038
George posts that image now and then.
Did you guys share folders?
>>714945148
no
>>714944639
that hard up for doggy pene?
>>714944750
pretty dank. smooth as dick too
>>714944806
no am not dead yet.
>>714944850
we should all embrace the doggy dick though.
>>714944971
did you hear? i made fudge~
>>714944346
What's the name of this artist again?
>>714945329
Haha, I really feel like you did.
I think the file names are the same even.
>>714945360
Yeah. I've been in that kind of mood for a few weeks now.
>>714945400
slug
Nef, Grim says hi.
>>714945360
Damn damn double damn. Triple damn even.
>>714945459
the only folder i have ever exchanged was a part of a bastard merger of asriel pictures with.. luke?
>>714945360
Did you pack it?
>>714945459
;~; ask dev for that stuff. he is the lord of doggy dick
>>714945537
yeah i know :/
i know how much it means to you
>>714945660
I couldn't say. I know Stairs has some of my folders I think. Might get them sometime.
Raccoon has a few I think, but he hates me for some reason so fuck that shit.
Noko has my old Zorori folder that I might ask for.
>>714945360
I've embraced it more than once
>>714945816
I would rather just get it myself.
>>714945787
no i poured it in a pan
>>714945865
oh i know~
>>714945927
why though?
>>714945849
that is because you are a whore~
>>714945495
Tell Grim I said hi, and to dox nymph for me
>>714945816
Death means a lot to me.
>>714945985
It's just easier to get it myself.
>>714946056
Well, true.
>>714946061
He laughed.
>>714946113
i wish i wasnt such a disappointment
>>714946169
ohhh. mmkay.
>>714946277
So how are ya?
>>714945928
I'd embrace your taint
>>714946277
Don't worry, Katten. You'll die someday.
is trypophilia legitimate?
>>714946169
>>714946485
Not for you though.
>>714946368
im ok. getting over some sort of sickness finally.
howre you?~
>>714946389
hnggg please do~
>>714946434
i will die just for you :3
>>714946607
i'm unworthy of such affectations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44
>>714946757
Magnificent. I appreciate the gesture.
>>714946757
Alright. My chest hurts, but it's whatever.
Playing Pokemon and chilling in call with one of the anime posters.
>>714946803
I just don't want to catch ire from Z for my behavior.
>>714946826
I do this every night with your son.
Any Washington state people here?
>>714947015
honestly that's the best part
>>714946981
he knows he is irreplaceable
>>714947156
I know, but I don't think he would want someone he doesn't know flirting with you.
>>714946873
^_^ i will make you proud
>>714946981
why does it hurt?
what pokemon are you playing?
>>714947112
Tim and Eric are magnificent.
>>714947284
Make us all proud, Katten.
Alla svenskar är bögar.
>>714947284
I'm unhealthy and have a weak heart.
So it happens sometimes.
Pokemon Sun.
>>714947087
Probably.
>>714947284
MEOW.
>>714947304
one of the best shows i've seen, along with aqua teen hunger force
>>714947238
you are tactful
>>714947531
ATHF lost their edge and their way. Tim and Eric's work and Sealab 2021 are the best.
![A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Dont Call Me Star Fox [1080p] 07293.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GonQ3sX.jpg "A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Dont Call Me Star Fox [1080p] 07293.jpg")
>>714947615
I am trying to be more respectful to my friends.
Especially close ones like you.
>>714947460
that sucks :c
why is it so weak?
>>714947470
wemmmmm
>>714947780
fuck i forgot about sealab
that show was really damn good, too
>>714947786
i don't become offended
![A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Dont Call Me Star Fox [1080p] 06231.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jacgCFX.jpg "A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Dont Call Me Star Fox [1080p] 06231.jpg")
>>714947910
Stress and a shit diet.
Once I get back on my feet a bit more I'll be working on that and eating better.
Apparently I get a free YMCA membership through work so that will help.
Doc says I'll die by 40 if I don't fix it.
![A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Dont Call Me Star Fox [1080p] 00717.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GNajMz9.jpg "A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Dont Call Me Star Fox [1080p] 00717.jpg")
>>714948053
Intention is more on my mind than reaction.
>>714947952
It was brilliant. I don't use that word lightly for television shows. Harry Goz was magnificent.
>>714948182
why have you chosen this for yourself?
>>714947910
Gib hugs.
>>714948083
i forget what youre doing for work right now. and that free membership is pretty rad!
>>714948497
give me pretzels
![A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Dont Call Me Star Fox [1080p] 07283.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xdDS5ad.jpg "A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Dont Call Me Star Fox [1080p] 07283.jpg")
>>714948490
Well, I'm close to swearing off casual sex for the time being as I am trying to be more for a committed relationship with Luke now, and I have had anger issues for the last few years so I'm trying to work on that as well and maybe take more responsibility for my actions.
It can only be beneficial for me. My stress and emotional outbursts turned into anger and disdain lately.
>>714948535
Factory work. Same as always. I doubt I'll work anything else for a long time.
>>714948223
sure i was like three years old when it came out but i got into adult swim around five or six and i miss those days dearly
sweet dreams~
cya DEWY
>>714948839
i get the impression that it is working out well to a hopeful degree.
>>714948839
waht are you making at this factory?
>>714949007
bye <3
>>714948938
We all miss the days when we were young children.
>>714948562
I'm eating pretzels.
>>714949407
not that specifically, i just miss the days when TV wasn't shit, or at least not as shitty
>>714949445
fuck you proof pics or didnt happen
>>714938946
sauce/ full comic?
![A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Dont Call Me Star Fox [1080p] 07286.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JN4bdwq.jpg "A Fox in Space - S01E01 - Dont Call Me Star Fox [1080p] 07286.jpg")
>>714949203
It's a work in progress, but less things bother me now, but that's not to say I don't still have my moments.
>>714949349
I can't tell you. It would be too easy to find me and I honestly don't trust people here to say things like that publicly. Sorry.
>>714949491
There are and always have been very few good television shows.
>>714949541
i understand completely.
>>714949682
*Pats*
>>714949494
The cat's taken over my arm.
