Let's get an old-fashioned greentext thread going
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's get an old-fashioned greentext thread going
On a side-note, I'm trying to find one that's funny as shit and has this picture in it
My personal favorite. One of /b/'s best moments
Scratch that, THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT
You're all a bunch of space niggers
ಠ_ಠ
>>714929746
Top kek
bump
I'm doing all the legwork. I'm giving you gold, and what do I get in return FUCING ARMY DOGS. Step up
posting some tard stories
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>>714931074
I got one for ya
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>>714931403
Nice, I was getting to that one
>>714931666
>MUH SATAN TRIPS
Out of tard stories, posting random shit
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>>714932022
bump
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>>714931661
can you repost, it's showing me a picture of a banana. must be a bug or something lol
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>>714932978
You must be new here
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>>714932978
a....anon you know that that's the point.....right? you can't be THAT new, can you?
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>>714931074
Violence, tards, "1000 burning midgets"
This is gold
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>>714927632
Yep this is top 5 of /b/ how could you be more offensive
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>>714932978
Here, but learn to search
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>>714936174
Anybody got the snailjob story?
>ftw when no one even green texting anything
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>>714936302
Sadly I don't, hopefully someone else does
>no
>>714926247
Look what i can do
>>714936375
>tfw you bitch but don't contribute
>>714936247
Try agaim faggit
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>>714936502
i dont have any stories, sorry
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>>714936643
then quit bitching and read the shit I'm posting
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>>714936764
theyre all old
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>>714927290
>greentext thread
>OP post isn't greentext
>>714936952
god you sound like a spoiled little cunt.
>bitches about no one posting oc stories
>has none to contribute
>at least some shit is getting posted
>bitches about it all being old
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>>714937331
what's the point if it's all old
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>>714937861
what's the point of any of this? man /b/ is all reposts, cuck/sissy/trap, furry, banana threads now anyway
>>714938299
yeah, true i found a threat of new stories though if you want to join me and read them together it's here
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>>714938113
that's it bitches, the rest is in your worthless hands
>>714938299
>now
just came back to 4chan a couple weeks ago, haven't been on it since 2012. literally the same shit lol
but hey, greentext stories are always great.
Does anyone have that /x/ thread where the anon tries to fuck that ghost alien girl, it has all that art on the bottom if it helps
I don't have much short of the classics, but this one doesn't come up too often. Enjoy the cringe.
>>714939406
yes, yes I do
>>714939719
Thanks /b/ro been looking for this one for a while
>>714929746
Better version
>Mom died right when I was born
>Grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before i was born
>Growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister
>Be 17 or 18
>Notice that my sister is a hottie
>Accidentally found a video that she made of herself
>I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice
>Would have watched it a lot more, but crazy shit went down and I had to leave home
>At this point, totally lusting after my sister
>She was also having bad trouble with the law
>Actually in custody when I left home
>Friend and I go to pick her up
>I Just wanted to fuck her brains out
>I think she had feelings for me too
>Kissed me when we picked her up
>Definitely WAS NOT a sisterly kiss
>Friend told me he wants to get with my sister
>jealous.jpg
>Not much happened between me and my sister for a while
>At this point, we were all wanted and moving around a lot
>Serious sexual tension between my friend and sister
>I get hurt badly and almost die
>While in recover, sister gives me another not sisterly kiss
>We spend some time apart
>I get really religious, try not to think of her that way
>I was totally over her
>We go sailing a year later (nothing romantic)
>She's in the hottest fucking bikini ever
>All those feelings come back
>She ends up with my friend from before
>After all this, we were at a party
>Sister and I were outside alone
>Kill the mood by telling her that Darth Vader is our father and I have to go face him
>>714927632
What bugs me is that someone with that skull probably lived at one time, worked hard, etc etc.
Only for their skull to be skull-fucked by some tourist 100 years later.
>>714927632
>see this image
>realize i have a human skull from anatomy
>stick mah dick in it and take a pic and put it up on /b/
>take a human hyoid bone and use it like a cock ring for my flaccid dick
>tons of requests
>had my fun
>delete all of the pics off of my computer
>a few years later a classmate is using my computer while i take a shower
>come back out and he asks me if i ever stuck my dick in my skull..
>what the fuck.
>say no what are you talking about thats disgusting
>he leaves it at that
>once he leaves i open iphoto
>theres a deleted pictures file
>all of those pics were still there
>mrw
