Share your secrets. I'm a nigger.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Share your secrets.
I'm a nigger.
[spoiler] I'm sexually attracted to humanized ponies [/spoiler]
i am living with an alien from another world
it like take a lot of drugs like eating candies
>>714926638
I'm getting laser heir removal on my ass, next session is on january 3rd, so far it feels amazing having a smooth ass and a lot more confident about it
pD: no homo
I'm planning to kill myself when I get a gun.
Im having a heart attack.
I'm a cuck and none of my friends know and it gives me panic attacks imagining that they'll find out. My gf is pretty careless and fucks several guys a week, sometimes in public. The thought of one of our friends finding out that I'm hung like a seahorse and that I eat Chadnut out of my gf gives me tachycardia.
I'm a fucking slut, who loves dirty talking and others watching me do slutty things,
But I'm trying to stop being such for my boyfriend.
>>714927917
an*
>>714927917
Lucky
>but only if it's a massive coronary that kills you, you weak ass bitch
>>714927698
I feel your pain and I'm sorry Fam
im a transgender fag and one day plan to get my dick cut off to have a vag
>>714926638
On my way to work tomorrow I'm desperately hoping someone shoots me in the head and gets away with it like a ghost.
>>714928022
u sure he wants u to stop, or does he not know?
>>714926638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>714928022
give me your kik please
>>714928149
you are mentally ill and don't need psychological counselling but to get the fuck away from everyone you know, go somewhere where you know nobody, learn not to socialize, spend 10 years alone and work on yourself until you're as physically, mentally, and psychologically fit as you need to be to properly satisfy and be satisfied by a woman.
Only after you've tried that can you truly claim you've given heterosexuality it's fair try. Otherwise you're just weak of character and don't deserve to get anything you want in life because it can be so easily taken from you.
I fell out of love with my wife of 12 years. I started having an affair and am now having feelings for my mistress. She has a boyfriend and 2 kids and has the same feelings for me. We're both fucked.
I have a beautiful daughter age 22 and am setting up an old man with a foot fetish to come over and "give her a foot rub." I found his ad on craigslist and he was very surprised and excited to get a chance to do his thing on a pretty, young girl like my daughter. We emailed back and forth several times about details but I don't want to bore you with all that.
I miss my old self.
>>714928262
He doesn't know,
But we've talked about it,
And he definitely doesn't want me to be slutty.
He's pretty insecure about it, too.
>>714928603
what made it go the way it did?
>>714927972
dude, have some self respect
>>714927698
I don't want you to.
>>714928553
>>714928022
hey amelia
my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car
>>714929100
Not my name,
But it's very pretty.
I like it.
>>714928603
too fuckin bad you fat fuck
also, she's probably just trying to lure you away from your wife because through some long chain of connections, someone is trying to destroy any and all success you have.
If you're this old and haven't figured out that women do shit to deliberately convince you they love you or that they're worth dropping all of your shit for then you deserve the shit storm that's gonna fall on you if you split.
12 years is too long to flush down the toilet, it's the type of shit people kill over.
Suck it the fuck up and be a man or suffer the consequences.
Also, I said "the type of shit people kill over"
>Any woman smart enough to know how to use her vagina properly won't have anything to do with it.
Mom used to beat me up a lot when I was a kid, now I have very aggressive tendencies.
I feed on the pain of others. I make my gf do shit she hates - even if it doesn't turn me on. I just makes me happy to see her suffer
>>714928717
Yeah, because all of what you just wrote wasn't retarded enough as it is.
>>714928852
What do you mean? Why did I lose touch with my wife and gain it with another?
Resentment towards each other, the mistress is the only person I'm honest with anymore to include my brother who knows everything about me except for the affair.
>>714928761
No you don't, you miss oblivious.
>>714929209
what is your name then?
>>714927535
why r u doing that?
mom was an addict for years when i was younger until good guy cps came and moved us, and my mom, with family up north. she's been clean for years.
i found two burnt spoons on the counter.
When I fap I catch my cum in my hand and lick it off.
>>714929477
my ass is just too hairy, looks gross, makes me feel insecure
>>714929063
Worse thing that'll happen: you'll then be smarter and more attractive and better at suckin dicks...if that really is what you want.
>The point is, work on yourself. Nobody wants ugly.
I'm transgendered, I want to transition so badly but I never will. I'll probably get Lupron or an androgen blocker or whatever at some point just to quell the urges.
>>714929346
Your MOM?
>pussy
>>714929710
im in the same boat.
>>714926638
I like to be humiliated and have strangers look at me naked.
>>714929371
I feed on confounding others. Your girl is either cheating or is going to, and then you're going to see pictures of it on this site.
I like traps
>>714930198
i can be yours
>>714929142
Holy shit
>>714929575
That's called shit aint go so good in life and now she's just trying to enjoy the time she has left.
Also, outside manipulation is usually the main culprit.
Addicts are constantly on edge, especially with heroin, all it takes is a small shove so look to those close to her even if it's someone you respect, admire, or even love.
The closest ones to us can hurt us the most.....and usually do.
>>714930248
I like clean shaven femboys.
Sorry anon :/
>>714926638
I'm not a fan of guys who turn these threads into trap thread by posting nude images of themselves.
>>714926638
Homosexuality is a sin
>>714926638
I'm pretty sure the 49ers are gonna win the superbowl this year
>>714926638
> hung my hamster
> punched female trampled in the face who was sleeping on a church bench
>>714926638
One time I took a shit at the zoo and it actually made the place smell better.
>>714930474
Kek
>>714930474
proof?
I rented a room from a guy that was a pimp in Colombia. He used to convince girls to become models and would move them into prostitution. It didn't take too much to get them to make the jump. There were a few rooms in his apartment. Outside of one of the room was a desk. I found camera memory in the desk but I didn't have a reader for that format of memory, so I took the card.
It's full of modeling sessions of the poor girls that live there. He would go to neighborhoods and convince them they could have a better life. He told them they could land a rich foreigner, but rich foreigners don't want prostitutes. I wouldn't touch his girls.
Here is one of the pictures.
>>714926638
I work for the CDC and there's only 13 more days until the effects are permanent.
I am so surprised that stuff seems to be going well with her.
Seems like we may actually end up together in the end. But still I am kinda uncertain as to why she said "Yes" and if we will actually go out together
>>714930689
post more or you are a liar.
I have low intelligence and I'm pathetic in all things. I have failed at everything I have ever tried. I'm a pussy to top it all off. And here I am, posting a comment on an anonymous message board, fishing for sympatht, fishing for someone to tell me that I'm not these things, because I crace external validation and subconsciously hearing that I'm not dumb will keep me going another day.
I have BPD and I'm a male
>>714930751
>>714930971
What's that like?
Finger-chan is back... And...
I'm not preggers
>>714929474
Sorry for very late reply.
My name is Destiny.
Can someone degrade me so i can fap
>>714930914
I found you
I make my GF tickle my asshole every night until I fall asleep, I don't fucking care if it take an hour
>>714931184
What?
>>714931042
Honestly it's hell, especially the stigma it has.
>>714929813
I was like 5 years old when that started, she kept doing it till I was 13 and that's only because her hands would hurt when she hit me.
Another one
>>714926638
i still fap to my little pony porn
>>714931097
FINGERCHAN
can you please post belly now it is confirmed there are no children in it? I've been waiting so long
>>714931125
confirmed fake, nobody is named destiny
>>714930689
>>714931082
post more!
>>714931548
You've never met someone named Destiny?
I've met two others.
>>714931190
does she like doing it? how did u get her to ?
>>714929270
This is the gospel truth.
>>714931524
Awww... You've been waiting long time, haven't you?
My gf used to have night seizures on medication, each night they would last about an hour, for that hour I did ANYTHING I COULD FUCKING THINK OF! One night she woke up and there was shit in the bed-i told her she'd had an 'accident' when really I'd reached in her Ass and pulled out a handful of shit. I'm ashamed.
I tell several times in a day "I want to kill myself". At the beginning, I keep that in my head. Now, I tell that for real and loudly. Someone will hear me and that make me very nervous. It is like tourette syndrome, I can't control myself and it is not necessary because I want to do it. I'm crazy.
>>714929616
I did it because I was sick of having shit sticking to my fucking arse mane. Added bonus: my farts are intense now, sound and smell.
>>714931789
I'm confused, explain?
Best friend told me he enjoyed killing his dad. Then grabbed me and told me he knew I could kill another person.
>>714931318
>>714931097
>>714931082
>>714930689
Is this real? Please post moar to confirm
>>714931902
You sound like you might have OCD.
>>714926638
I used to work for a private security outlet.
We had contracts all over the globe, ranging from Moscow, to San Antonio, to Quebec, to Belize.
The year was 1974 in Northern Darfur and we were guarding the man who had schematics for what would become the world's most sophisticated nuclear missile silo in the US to this day. The package was to have a sit down with a foreman on a construction site. That was when all hell broke loose.
The package was hit several times in both legs with one hand blown clean off. My team was ripped to shreds by a minigun and the local armed detail sent with us to ensure our safe arrival and departure turned on us. I lost one arm fighting from behind a fountain in the center of the courtyard. The other I lost dragging the packages worthless body out of that hell hole and had to finish the job by gripping the scruff of his collar in my teeth.
If you're wondering how I typed all of this
well the answer is simple
>my dick
>>714931789
I swear to god fingerchan I need this more than you know
>>714931802
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
>She sounds like a hand full.
>>714931925
I just fuckin can't.
>>714932039
sweet god, you're may be right
>>714926638
im french
>>714932140
Badumm tiss...
Welp, here we go
>Watching Dirty Jobs, he has to extract semen from a bull to artificially inseminate a cow
>places an electrode against the bull's prostate to do so, it works like a charm
>idea.jpg
>run to wife, she is into it
>get her old vibrating metal egg, sheathed wire, a D-cell battery
>unscrew two halves of egg, insert wire, screw back
>slather in water-based lube
>so much lube
>insert into ass, up against prostate, with other end of wire on positive of D-cell
>attach other wire to negative
>wife spread eagles, lubes up as well
>lube my cock just in case
>insert just the tip until it's touching her g-spot
>touch the bare end of the negative wire to her clit
My parents still don't know the real reason we divorced
>>714932247
You seem like you'd be short.
>>714926753
Go back to /s4s/
>>714926638
I'm not really handsome nor the ugliest in my class, but I got the shittiest girl having a crush on me, idk how to get rid of that
you might say "Anon, you're such an asshole, look in her heart dude"
First of all, yes, I'm an asshole
and second, I have, and I didn't like it
>>714932484
nobody here is gonna say that
and nobody really cares
but if you got yourself an undesirable nipping at your heels
kick em off in the nicest way possible
let her see your dick
and calmly and clearly ask her to go away.
>>714931945
Posted back in November in one of the secret breads about possibly being preggers to an unloving husband. Some anon wanted belly shots, but i gave him finger pics instead... Started calling me fingerchan.
>>714932066
>checked
Oh honey, you know I'm not about the tummy life
I want to be feminized and become a slave for a black gang
>>714932352
Forgive me for not knowing the side effects of when exposed wire touches ass or clit. What did the aftermath look like?
>>714926638
I'm secretly attracted to a girl that has fucked about a hundred dudes. I feel that I should fuck at least 101 girls before professing my love. Hookers are helping, but it's a slow process.
>>714932681
>you know I'm not about the tummy life
bb you know I wont give up that easy, I'm in this for the long haul. come hell or high water I am seeing that tummy.
>>714932677
good tip anon, and nice dubs btw
>>714932685
Go take a D-cell battery and touch your tongue to the top and see what happens
>>714931548
Not that anon but I know a couple of mexican chicks named destiny.
I have purposely knocked up 2 young college chicks in the span of 3 years or so and got away clean.
They were/are both semi religious with anti-abortion views so it was a slam dunk to put a bun in their ovens.
They are unaware of my true identity, just my face and voice so I tend to stay away from their college town.
idk why but the idea of having lots of my offspring growing in young fertile sluts feels right.
Now I am trying to get a third girl I know knocked up and things are moving along nicely. Freshmen chicks who are new to college life are the easiest many of em are not even on birth control! At least around here they don't seem to be
Told gf I wouldn't ask for nudes turns out we are both insanely perverted and she asked for a dick pic and now I own a pic of her tits and I hope I get more but she is really cute and before you ask she's 17 so no nigga
>>714932852
Done it before. A light shock. Nothing too harsh.
>>714932219
With what?
I am a gay nigger
>>714926638
My wife died from snorting oxymorphone (opana)
she was prescribed 90mg/day
took ~40mg via nose and didn't wake up
i'm the one who mentioned to her that people crush and snort opana.
always figured we'd have a close call before the actual OD. we didn't, though looking back some times when I figured she was heavy sleeping she was really OD.
happened 8 years ago, moved on with my life immediately, but still have flashbacks every few months. especially around now, close to the holidays when it happened.
I'm in love with this guy... but I think he thinks I'm like, the ugliest, and I don't know how to start a conversation with him, I mean, I don't know what he likes so I tried speaking with him about things boys like, like videogames, anime, idk, but he doesn't really find me appealing, any tips?
>>714932965
the intense part
>fuckin lost it
>>714931548
>anon doesn't know any human females under the age of 30
I went to college with a white girl named Destiny. It's also a common name among niggers.
>>714932872
well yeah, but we were talking about people
>>714932712
It's not a game bro, the score doesn't matter. Go fuck her once, and, if you're into it, fuck her a bunch more times. She'll be able to show you some fucked up shit.
>>714927698
Cool. Why tho?
>>714929616
lol, me to
>>714933118
TITS OR GTFO you know the rules
>>714932873
>>714932873
I have a baby girl in Texas. We both know it's mine. She's actually like 6 years old now. The husband knows it's not his either. For some reason he never bothered for a DNA test. She told me it's all set, she won't ever bother me about it. I'm 24, this happened when I was 17. She was 25 then.
She had a tough time getting pregnant, both on her end and her husbands. So I think that's why they didn't make a fuss of it.
>>714933118
Tits or GTFO
>>714932901
Then get off of this site you fuckin loser.
What the hell is wrong with you? They post insane, illegal shit on here and you have a future...not much of one...but a fucking future.
Don't let this website be part of your internet experience, go on some bubble gum popish kind of site with inspirational shit and people that actually teach you shit.
Go on Tumblr or Pinterest you little faggot, you're gonna ruin yourself on here.
You won't have a gf for long you keep coming to this site.
>>714933126
Oh mate. Rumbling, grumbling. The loudest fucking things. My kids think I'm the thunder god.
>>714929583
not too much cleanup i guess.
>>714933374
>>714933349
roll trips and i will
>>714927012
Sounds like a pretty cool alien
>ayy
>>714933354
I would love to knock up some random whore whose husband can't get the job done. but my state will hold sperm donors for child support if the mom ever asks for any state support of any kind. so i'm staying away from that shit. don't want a kid, just love the idea of impregnating someone.
>>714933118
Write him a note asking if he's like you to suck his dick and put the following responses:
>yes
>no
>I might have an STD I'lll get back to you after I apply for state insurance and go get checked by a doctor.
>>714933514
Only worth one attempt.
>>714933118
Wait, just wondering... Is your name Anette?
>>714931720
Started off asking for my head to be scratched, and over time asked for her to go lower bit by bit, she enjoyed the original head scratching... now she does it and have this sense of "yeah I tickle you're asshole to sleep" look but it's totally awesome
>>714927698
Please do not do that.
Thanks.
-Anon
>>714933713
yes wtf, you ethan?
>>714932873
You're doing god's work weeding out the filth.
>>714927917
SHEER HEART OTACKU
>>714926638
I shitpost with an israeli proxy on /pol/ to trigger the stormfags
>>714933864
Andrew actually, wait, you have a crush on Ethan? wtf kek
>>714930971
>>714931280
Joe get outta my thread!
>>714933118
>BOYS
Men like violence, sex, and entertainment.
If what you genuinely like isn't what he genuinely likes, then walk away and don't look back. Don't pander, show your personality, if he isn't attracted to that then he's not worth your time.
Also, slide him nude photos upfront like a business card. You'd be surprised how many men have a positive response to that.
>>714934046
i don't know any andrews :p, sorry anon
>>714933118
Flash him your tits when you're alone.
>>714933118
Let him cum in your mouth and then swallow it.
>>714933864
yes. what the fuck
>>714934165
>>714933118
wait, first we need to evaluate them to be sure that will be effective
>>714930979
I'm not sure who how is, or if it's a joke of sorts? But I'm not joe
>>714933118
Write him a poem titled: Why You Should Finish In Me
>>714933558
Idk what the laws are. Don't even care. They are both Puerto Rican. I'm South Eastern European. Most of my family is Blonde. The kid came out with blonde hair, despite her and her husband both having black hair and darker skin than me. The kid has blue eyes too. Which also incidentally runs in my family. And there's also the fact that it happened 9 months after I fucked her and came buckets in that sweet Latin Pussy. I stopped trying to see pictures of the kid 3 years ago. But whatever I did see pointed at the obvious.
>>714934267
well, i'm not going to show you my breasts, but I'll find a picture with a body similar to mine, just wait
>>714933134
You seem like the type of guy that watches football and gets excited when the players a bent over.
>>714927972
Get out of that shitty relationship and live your life as your own man.
Fuck thots. You're a strong mother fucker. Embrace it. Embrace yourself.
>>714933459
Just like Donald Duck
>>714934468
>tfw not allowed to go to Super Bowl parties anymore
>>714933118
this is kind of like me, but not me
>>714933088
brutal story bro.
>>714934466
>>714934840
>no tits and timestamp
confrimed trap
>>714934840
Well that's not very helpful
post you
that's what we're all here for
>>714930914
Fuck sympathy kill yourself your a waste of life stop breathing my oxygen and just pull the trigger
>>714935087
>plot twist, it's me
Everytime I'm at a hot girls house I sneak into the bathroom and rub my dick on their shower puff and cum in their lotion, shampoo, bodywash, whatever is a similar color.
I get off know they'll rub my cum all over themselves in the shower
degrade...me...please...
>>714935300
incorrect
>>714935368
HA!
I did this to a friend of mine's gf when I asked to take a shower at their house when I spent the night there. She was breaking out for like a week after. Also...their soda.
>>714935494
You're a good person and I like you :^)
The holiday season always gets me depressed. Ever since my mum passed holidays are never the same so i regress to a very sad/depressive state but i can never show it externally so my family thinks everything is ok
>>714926638
NIGGER
>>714935852
Really? They don't taste it?
I didn't stop for a stop sign one time.
>>714935652
u right lol, it's the most similar i found to me tho
>>714935300
That wasn't taken just now....
>>714928022
C'mere you filthy whore
>>714935852
breaking out? isnt cum supposed to be a skin therapy thing? the fuck is wrong with your sperm lmfao
>>714935985
not if you shake it up and your cum isn't all gummy like jello or some shit.
>>714936061
>most similar to me
nowhere near enough dicks visible to be similar to you fam, you can do better
>>714935852
>>714935368
I got my friend's gf pregnant by doing that. They never knew it was me. My son is 7 years old and I never got to be his dad. Shit's depressing.
>>714936177
Idk, but it fucked up her complexion for like a week after. Then again it might just be because she's a smoker so idk.
>>714936177
I cum acid.
>>714933354
>>714933558
>>714934377
Nice to see some other bros living the dream, spread your seed far I say
>>714936050
I ran one today too, what the fuck is the point if you're the only one on the road anyways.
>>714936288
That is the funniest shit I've ever read.
>>714936050
MODS GET THE MODS WE HAVE AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN HERE
>>714935883
NO...realll...degrade....please...i...need...to...cum
>>714929346
Pull an Edmund Kemper on her.
>if you don't know, google it faggot. I'm not your mommy
>>714932681
post moar finger
>>714936622
you're a pretty nice guy anon
>>714932799
Sweet thing, you know I can't have my tummy all over the interwebs.
>>714929575
Fuck her right in her pussy when she nods out
>>714936769
faggot
>>714936775
it'll be just between u and me bb, our little secret.
I promise to respect you after.
During my early teens, my cousin and I used to watch cinemax after dark and jack off, eventually we started jacking each other and sucking each other off, i blew a load in his mouth but never in mine. Now i have a circle jerk/ mutual masturbation fetish and have even attempted to jerk off with a guy on craigslist but I chickened out last second. I even like sticking things up my ass and bought a male spot vibe. I guess im bi but Im not attracted to men at all and dont think I would ever involve my girl with a another guy.
>>714930498
Faggot
I need someone to draw a series of very detailed pictures
starting with an empty plate with someone sitting in front of it
then the waiter walks up and shits a large pile of feces onto the plate
then the waiter wipes it off of the plate and into a bin, smearing it in the process
then frame by frame the waiter's hand places on the plate a new piece of food with a comic style speech bubble names each piece of food in the following order
>Filet Mignon
>2 lobster tail
>coconut shrimp
>mashed potatoes with butter, sour cream, and chives
Then the person sitting in front of the dish points at the plate and says
"I can still see bits of corn, and are those pin worms?"
>>714936954
Confused bitch.
>>714936622
I love you and everything about you. You're a really good person and you deserve all the praise you get.
I'm a pathological liar and I lied to a friend once about a sexual experience even though I'm a virgin. to not be contradictory I ended up having to perpetuate the lie to other people, and because I love lying, I built on top of it until I had a small but well fleshed out sexual history made up for myself. I don't really care about being a virgin but I'm too embarrassed about lying about it so much that I feel trapped in a lie I don't want to keep going.
>>714931097
>not preggers
Cause you're a dude.
The fucking fingers and fingernails.
Im sitting on the loo right now, with my pants off completely and under my feet because even with socks on the feeling of the linoleum floor makes me sick with discomfort
>>714935300
Plot twist, looks fine, show him your pussy too though. We're all strangers and if you really like him, you gotta show him what a down ass bitch you are.
>>714936622
You're a stand up guy with great morals and an amazing personality. You deserve nothing but the best in life and I truly hope you live an amazing life with nothing short of amazing experiences.
>>714937278
I...hate...you...
>>714937381
oh anon
you can just say you suck dick
nobody will judge you
>>714931125
>Destiny
But I strip by the name: Margaret
>>714937441
I've done it so often that I no longer feel comfortable taking a dump anywhere unless i completely take off my pants
When I was twelve I saw my cousin and my older brother having sex. They were 15 at the time and it happened in the tent I shared with my brother. They brought her in when they thought I was asleep. I never told anyone not even my brother that I was awake for the whole thing.
>>714937525
I love you too anon, you're such a great guy
>>714931190
Change that to 'lick' and you have my full attention
>>714937525
I hope you can find peace in your life anon. Hatred will only cause you distress. Go out, socialize a bit, get a cute girlfriend and enjoy the life that you deserve.
>>714937600
You seem like the type of dude and/or chick that fucks people in houses that you don't live in.
Up until I was 12, I slept in the same bed as my parents. They had sex next to me numerous times.
When we moved and I had my own room, I started wetting the bed. I still do about 3 times a month. I'm 32.
I got genital herpes from being a dumbass lol
wew laddy, not gonna spread it though, only going to find a chick already with it, kinda disappointed though because I have only banged like 3 chicks and now I'm probably going to have to date a chick who's fucked like a million guys. Either way not too worried about it, I just smoke weed and cope as of late, also lots of cardio... it isn't the end of the world I guess lol
>>714931789
Motherfucking Duden hands, fingers and fingernails for stupid faggots.
I lied about my health to get a job once.
Let my boss and coworkers think I was just slow/lazy.
Never told them I had a autoimmune arthritis condition that caused me immense amounts of pain.
It was a manual labor job, so there was no 'light' duty to go on if I said something.
>>714938007
Spread that shit like genital wildfire
>>714926638
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance, by switching to Geico.
I'm black too.
>>714931802
Sounds like a win-win
>>714936288
That's literally impossible you fucking moron.
>>714936138
Kek'd
I think I'm dying and that this visual snow is only a symptom of the brain damage from a lack of blood flow, the long term effect of which is marked by hypermetabolism in at least one part og my brain. All because I smoked too much pot. I believe this may be a silent epidemic due to legalization. I'm afraid to tell my doctor this. V.S is usually associated with LSD
It's real
>>714938148
lmfao nah fam but it's funny to think people are doing that shit right now though
>>714928761
You've changed once you can do it again. If you don't like the person you are, kill that fucker off. Eliminate the elements of your personality which you dislike and replace them with different ones through experiencing other stuff. Read more books, go to more places, talk to more people, listen to different music. You're responsible for your own happiness.
Or yahno just kill yourself if that seems easier.
Is bread kill?
>>714938007
infect....me?
>>714938007
>>714939165
Better think harder before you continue that habit
>>714926753
Not the only one.
>>714926638
I'm a crossdressor fag, with a thing for giving head.
>>714939097
So nice of you to victimize them again anon.
>>714939846
nah doodle, don't wanna put this shit on anybody else (or in ayyy lmao)
A poignant response. The one in the red was his pimp too. In colombia it isn't a stigma to be a prostitute. It's legal and because the minimum wage is 250 USD a month, they would make that in no time. The pimp was a scumbag who ended up going to jail for a different offense.
I think I just talked my wife into fucking my friend next weekend.
Me and him already get together and jack off with our daughter's panties and I suck his dick. Pretty often, actually.
>>714931802
did you pull a handful of shit out her ass by accident,thats pretty fucked up man
>>714926638
I used to be a dick on here. I had a special ID and everything
I have a wicked boner right now!
I also regret meeting most of the people I know.
I fucked her twice
>>714940605
whats...it...like?
I'm crackman
>>714941241
same fam same
21 y/o female here, and i desperately want to fuck a girl my age, it'd be so fucking hot, but its hard to find other girls who would be down for a quick fuck that arent trashy and ugly
>>714941847
tits
or
gtfo
>>714941847
Nuds now
>>714941847
such obvious bait
can you at least try?
>>714941847
Fuck with what?
>>714941365
sucks ass lol, not very noticeable though effects-wise tbh, apparently a ton of people have it and just don't get tested but whatever
I'm a drug addict.
>>714942801
prove
>>714941847
How is this even a secret? You're trying to bait but you aren't even replying to the topic of the thread. At least make it believable, like "I want to fucking a girl my age, but I don't want to go behind my boyfriends back and cheat on him".
>>714943227
Um o-ok.. I don't really know how to. Here's a picture of some more drugs I'm going to do..
>>714943609
what is that
>>714943737
3 80 mg OxyContin and a 30mg generic oxycodone pill.
My bf is a solid 5/10. Not very ugly but weirdo as fuck (so I am inside) but the problem is that everyone mocks him for his looks and tries to make he feel beta and he makes it look like he doesn't care but inside it destroys him and I don't know what the fuck to do
>>714943885
what got you started into it?
Also can you post dick?
>>714937901
Well I just feel better about my life! Thanks Anon!
One night when I was driving home drunk I hit a 9yo mexican kid on a bike, I didn't stop. No regrets
>>714943609
Wanna send me some? Cant find those tuckers around here, all the suppliers are getting raided.
>>714941847
Rule 31
>>714937901
post
dick?
>>714943974
Sure why not. Enjoy dick. It's upside down.
I got started with it by being prescribed hydrocodone for my broken hand and I really liked the way it made me feel. I worked in a restaraunt at the time so drugs were easy to get ahold of. When my script ran out I started buying oxy from a girl I work with. That was 5 years ago.
I saw a car flipped over in a ditch today on my way home and actually pulled over to help
>>714944340
are you a functioning addict? Such a nice dick you have their a damn shame.
>>714944164
Wish I could help you bro. It's tough sometimes to maintain a good connect. I've had the same guy for a couple years and it's been pretty hassle free. Except for the price of the fucking things. My god.
>>714926638
I want mass murder to occur because without balance between chaos and peace an even worse destruction will occur.
>>714944533
Thanks. Yes I'd like to think so. I did lose a job recently but that has nothing to do with drugs and more about me telling my boss to fuck himself in front of customers. I'm not successful or anything, but yeah I'm functional.
>>714929142
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
>>714944737
Careful on those edges there, Johnny.
>>714944555
Bro, just mail the shit. They're just pills, maybe throw them in with a pack of gum and send them to me. I'll pay 50% up front, then the rest when i get them.
>>714929346
>Mom used to beat me up
Norman?
>>714944783
do you go through withdrawls?
>>714930689
It's like she's already crying. She must know where this is going and is crying out her last bit of self respect.
>>714945319
I can kind of always get them unless my dude is out of town or something When I do and can't get more for whatever reasonI use kratom which completely annihilates the withdrawal. High doses of Imodium also does the trick.
>>714931097
>I'm not preggers
I'm sorry for your loss.
>>714932352
Lost
