G/Fur
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G/Fur
OP you fag post aswell.
How do i find a boyfriend
>>714922571
Stop being gay
>>714922658
that seems counter intuitive
>>714921407
Just saying bit foxes are more closely related to dogs that cats, so referring to the female as kitty is just incorrect
>>714922833
Find, be gay then. But you're being gay by yourself.
>>714922879
Just realised the ''female'' is actually male, my baf
>>714922904
Wait! I take it back, i'll stop being a faggot
>>714922904
forgot pic
snow sucks
This is some straight up fucking Horus level Heresy going on here.
>>714923092
Okay good.
Now lets talk about.. Straight things. Like, meatballs?
>>714923295
Yeah, yeah, i love me some meatballs so nice and r..round and they go great with tomato sauce
>>714923534
Yeah, and uh.. spaghetti and stuff
>>714923660
i prefer subs, foot longs to be more specific
>>714923660
Yeah and beer and vaginas right man
>>714923899
Well, im your sub.. way guy then. I work at subway.
>>714923987
Hell yeah! I love a good.. va.. vergurba..
>>714924034
good, do you do have a place to store mine, ill make room for it if you dont have space
>>714924173
Damn right! n..nothing better than a moist vaginer, r..right?
>>714924287
to store your, meat? Yeah, i do. I have a pretty nice bun here for you.
>>714924295
was just about to post that
>>714924431
spread them for me than
>>714924295
yep.. god, I love vejiba so much, I think im going to go and.. uh, have sex with my wife.. That I have.
>>714924565
woops wrong image
>>714924579
alright, they're spread. That meat looks like it might be a bit big for this bun though..
I keep forgetting to freakin select an image
>>714924670
like i said, ill make room
>>714924595
Me too man going to get my girlfriend to suck my penis, cause i'm s..so into her in every way
>>714924790
how so? Do you just carve some meat off?
>>714924839
hell yeah.. I totally dont understand how people can like penis, like it.. its so gross.. yuck.. I would never suck a penis. ever!
>>714924855
stuff it all in
>>714925040
Hm, okay.. Will it hurt.. I mean.. rip the bun?
>>714925039
Yeah, man or how can a guy like another guys butt, it's so g..gross and uhh g..gay
>>714925131
not if you use enough sauce
>>714925192
yep.. only woman butt for me.. im as straight as a bent arrow. I mean, arrow. arrow..
>>714925329
what kind of sauce?
>>714925398
creamy sriracha
>>714925533
mm. Sounds like it tastes nice.
>>714925342
yeah man only butts for me, i..i mean woman butt y..yeah i only women but some men are cute, i uhh i mean only women are hot m..men are gross
>>714925682
you can try it if you like
>>714925714
did someone say boy butts?
>>714926235
delete this
>>714926235
fice neet
funny, I really dislike gay porn and homo stuff irl (tried it, turns me off quite hard), but gfur is one of the things I love, I wish I knew why
>>714929803
Me too. Don't mind me, just lurking
>>714930064
$1500 NEON GREEN DICK
Dicks are expensive.
i wouldn't say they're worth $1500
What isn't worth $1,500?
dicks
You're right, dicks are at least worth $3000.
Like, a preserved one? One that was cut off someone at some point, probably after death, and then put in a jar or embalmed and shellacked or otherwise preserved in some way?
one that is drawn
That's stupid.
AvatarFags get out RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i agree, it's pretty stupid
but someone did it, so what really can you do about it.
Murder?
Killing people often solves all problems.
>>714932805
Such as that of Napoleon?
Hitler had the right idea, he was just an under achiever.
>>714933974
I'd imagine Napoleon's dick wouldn't be worth much. After all he did blow his bone apart.
if you really want to, i'm not stopping you.
>>714933658
I was lurking but will post for this.
Please stop me.
>>714934224
Thanks fag
>>714934317
No prob.
why?
Clearly I've gone too far.
>>714934671
Just post porn. No one cares about your shitty avatar.
if you spend $1500 on getting a spot in a commission you deserve to die
>>714934782
I care. If on one else does then I will have to be enough.
Everyone deserves to die. It's the one thing we're all guaranteed, and by God if I don't get what I deserve I'll be livid.
you know what i meant
Don't assume what I know. I am surprisingly stupid.
What is something people deserve besides die.
i'll assume what i want to
Freedom.
Be that as it may, I only know that I know nothing.
>>714922571
Bleach hair blonde and wear believable colored contacts to a gay bar and you will get plowed
>>714935329
Out of curiosity, how many of these do you have?
