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Ask me anything ?!?!?!?
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Why did your parents divorce?
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Hmmm....
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>>714912904
They didn't
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>>714912845
I'm honestly wondering genre here...
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Are you a girl or a guy?
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where's your penis?
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should i get the generals tso chicken or kung pao chicken?
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>>714912972
If u ment gender here it's male
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>>714912972
it's clearly horror
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>>714912972
Classical jazz.
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>>714912845
Are you my brother?
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pretty sexy man, bout my size. are you straight, bi or gay?
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Why dont you set a goal and lose qeight, gain confidence and get some attention from ladies?
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>>714912972
Death metal
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Serious question what's stopping you from losing weight
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>>714913049
Yep. Spell check got me.

I kinda think your nipples gave it away.
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>>714913025
Where it usually is
>>714913039
Kung pao chicken
>>714913022
Male
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>>714912845
Why haven't you killed yourself?
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>>714913130
I just don't want to tbh, I enjoy eating what I want
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Looks uncomfortable.
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>>714912845
Tim?
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>>714912845
are you single? ;)
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>>714913227
Don't want to ?
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>>714913256
I'm more comfortable then when I was thin
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  ▲
▲ ▲
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>>714913280
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>714913049
how dare you assume your own gender.
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>>714912845
Man your dick must be a bigger myth than fucking santa claus
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>>714913251
Fair enough man but there's ways to lose weight and still enjoy good food
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Let's see that dick
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>>714913083
Why tf is this upside-down
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>>714912845
Show dick
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straight? bi or gay?
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>>714912845
You have a squishy body, I like it. How Bigs your dick?
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>>714913863
About 7 inch
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>>714913944
I like your body, and would like to see your dick. Cut or uncut?
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>>714912845
Post moar
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>>714913083
Ello mate, how's Australia?
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>>714912845
Why do you have bigger tits then my gf
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>>714913676
Answer this
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>>714912845
How much plankton do you have to eat a day to survive?
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>>714914025
Uncut
>>714914268
Your girlfriend must have small tits
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>>714914268
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>>714914327
Straight !!!!
>>714914374
None
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Why aren't you posting more pics
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>>714912845
how much do you weigh+height
i kinda look similar to you just curious
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>>714914206
I'm dutch, sorry
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>>714912845
I know that belly anywhere
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,
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>>714912845
Just post your dick already it seems youre always making this thread. You should just show us
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>>714912845
Dude is that anything4views?
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>>714914610
>>714913083
Not OP but other fatty here, about 180CM and 103 Kilos
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>>714914834
faggot. 170 120kg here.
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>>714914892
Are u OP? If not send pic of your body
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>>714914610
I'm 5ft 8" and weigh 286lbs and I'm OP
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>>714914386
I really wanna see that uncut dick. I like your body and even though you are straight, would you let me suck you off?
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>>714912845
Similar body here.

5' 7"
215 lbs
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>>714915176
post dick pic OP damn
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list what you havent ate today
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>>714915554
>>714914806
>>714914529
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>>714912845
why?
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>>714915623
I dunno haha I could list I have
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>>714915738
Why what
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>>714915720
uncut
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>>714915720
looks like an extinct sea vent
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>>714915720
erected op.
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>>714915720
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>>714915720
good thing yur not cut youd be a bitch
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>>714915941
can only get erect by looking at ham
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>>714915941
It is
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do u ever touch tits wanking thinking of katy perry tits wanking ur cock touch ur tities and make cums on tits and tits cums
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>>714916072
i only wank to fast food menus
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>>714916072
I do not
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>>714915720
how many skittles can you hide in that werm
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>>714916128

do u ever cum in cup and dip ur tit in cup and lick tit and tit leak milk and give milk to tit
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Op do you realize how much of a disappointment you are to your parents?
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>>714916063
fuck lol. Take a full body pic capturing your torso and your dick. Go a mirror so we can see
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>>714916261
who hasn't
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whats your workout routine?
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>>714916268
I guess I don't
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how do you wipe that fut fucking ass
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>>714916372
Kek
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>>714916268
Yes I do. Sometimes they won't even jump out of the water and through the hoop
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How many drive thru buffets do you have in iowa?
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>>714916372
Get up. Pay delivery man. Back to bed
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How long till your next video anyrhing4views
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>>714916324
No
>>714916372
I don't work out
>>714916430
I wipe through my legs
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>>714916063
No way
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>>714916564
do it OP. We just wanna see.
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>>714916539
I'm from uk
>>714916549
What ?
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Op post moar of your rolly Polly penis I want to beat my willy
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>>714916549
where are his tattoos though
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are you sitting naked right now?
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>>714916430
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>>714916745
No
>>714916839
Yeah I'm in bed
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Kinda looks like me.
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Is your name Claudiu?
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were you always this fat?
you suffer from depression?
do u wish to lose weight or are you ok with being fat?
do u play league of legends?
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lose weight or die
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Forgot timestamp
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>>714916938
dont be like OP, post more dick pics
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>>714917061
>always this fat

M-muh genetics
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>>714917061
yes, i was born 290 lbs
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>>714917061
No not always
Not anything diagnosed
I'm okay being fat
Nope
>>714917046
No
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>this is my future, the post.
OP you just made me get up and write out an exercise routine. Thank you for opening my eyes.
40lbs to lose now, thanks to you.
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>>714915720
How is that or gonna be 7 inch?
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>>714917070
Healthy people die too.
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>>714916938
Dont be lame OP. Post more dick pics
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>>714917300
but they die having seen a vagina
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when was the last time u were happy?
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R ur parents ok with ur obesity?
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>>714912845
Can you put on some clothes?
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>>714917459
topkek
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when u do pee pee do u see ur willy?

whats your favourite genre of music ?
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>>714917464
Today
>>714917470
They don't say anything
>>714917528
Yeah tomorrow
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>>714917459
I'm fat and I get laid just fine.
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>>714917130
Kek
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>>714917464
when they brought back the McRib
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>>714917459
Top fucking kek
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Last time you had sex or are you virgin?
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>>714917589

what made you happy today?
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Ever had a gf?
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>>714917699
Today actually
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>>714917739
No
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>>714917739
Yes, online
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>>714917459
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>>714917777
Does your ass still hurt?
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You fucked your girl? What is she in a 1-10 and how much she weigh about?
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>>714912845
Requesting more tit pics
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>>714917907
she's skinnier than me....around 260lbs. we fuck on a flatbed
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>>714917739
Yeah I just saw her today

Pic related
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fucks sake guys why are you pretending to be op, im fucking getting confused here and im genuinely interested in this fat man's life, fat people fascinate me, because they're so round like bowling balls
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>>714918014
Wait, are you 260 or is she 260...?
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Mm do u have curvy toes ?
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i was 130kg 4 months ago depressed as shit and had no motivation to do shit. Im 90kg atm, feeling better but still a long way to go. Get the hustle on. start jogging, dont stop till you pass out and get at least a mile first run... get to 5k within 4 runs. Eat 1500 calories a day. you'll be skinny soon boys
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>>714918084
I'm OP ask me something then ?
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>>714918094
she's 260lbs, i wish i was that skinny
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>>714917907
I'm OP I would say she a 10 to me and she's about 310lbs
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alright, get the fuck off this thing then and do something with your life
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>>714918270

tomato sauce or ketchup?

chicken burger or beef burger?

kfc or mcdonalds?

ass or tits ?

curry or gravy ?

do u have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour jesus christ of nazereth ?
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>>714918270
torso pics?
What does online gf look like
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show ur bumhole battyboy
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>>714918328
>250
>skinny
Sad
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>>714912845

Now do same pic but with erect penis sticking up.
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Any pics of the chick?
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>>714918561
tomato sauce
both
both
neither so far
i brush my teeth with gravy
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>>714918561
Both
Both
Both
Both
Both
Nope
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>>714918328
She's fatter than I am, fucking hell OP...
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>>714918328
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>714917739
No, you wanna be my bitch anon?
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>>714919370
i don't have a camera that can fit us both n frame. we have to use google maps to take a picture together
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I'm op if u wanna chat Skype me bellyforshowing95
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>>714919686
Oh Lord my fucking sides...
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dont let the thread die OP. dick pics plz
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>>714920500
sorry, the pudding delivery guy is here. Gonna be a while
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