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friendly reminder Dan was first
:(
Did she ever release/leak nudes? I feel like I've seen something, but not sure if fake
>>714906663
Hi, Miranda. I feel sorry for you. For real.
>>714905545
Dan the Man
Has she ever confirmed/denied that Dan touched/fucked her?
>>714906929
Fake, for sure. Miranda is too pure and shy to do it.
>>714905545
What's his name again?
>>714907417
Dan "i've felt tighter" Shneider
>>714907417
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
>>714907417
Dan "slip her some cider and slip inside her" Schneider
>>714907856
I AM DIRTY LARRY
>>714907165
She'll get blacklisted from Hollywood
>>714907417
I think it's Dan "Hold her down, she's a fighter" Shneider.
>>714907417
Dan "Junior high insider" schneider
>>714906929
well Elijah wood said there is a pedophile ring inside Hollywood. so i really wouldn't be surprised
>>714908262
sauce?
Dan 'the pedophile" Schneider
>>714908262
off to Hollywood i go
>>714906929
No. It's surprising really, considering how much she sluts it up at her school.
>>714908330
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/23/elijah-wood-claims-hollywood-is-in-the-grip-of-massive-pedophilia-epidemic.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3606016/Lord-Rings-star-Elijah-Wood-tracks-comments-Hollywood-pedophile-ring-claims-words-taken-context-insists-no-hand-experience-predatory-vipers.html
he is now backtracking but still, i would not be surprised
>>714907417
Dan "The starlet sodomizer" Schneider
>>714908669
There are a lot of news like this. Actors claiming there is a pedo ring going on. But nothing ever happens, they never get busted. Does that mean there is something going on?
>>714906663
This is a sad, sad world.
>>714908831
idk, hollywood is very powerful
>>714907417
Dan "The Man with a Plan and a Van" Schenider
>>714909144
Kek
I hear weird stories from a friend whose a PA on the newest Schneider show. Dude is fucking weird as hell
>>714909570
moar
>>714908605
REMINDER that Miranda is pure and that /tv/ memes are just that and not to be believed.
>>714909570
>weird stories
go on, pls
any proof?
I'm pretty sure /pol/ is the other way you alt-right fuckwit.
>>714909570
>>714909723
updooting for those
>>714909570
I bet he fucks his new girls. Based Dan is so based.
>>714909570
>>714909642
Kinda handsy with the girls on the show, even women who work as assistants/crew/etc. He suggested they make an episode at the beach and started creepily asking one of the younger girls if she'd be okay in a bikini. When he got called out on it by a friend, he was like oh im just kidding. Some other weird stuff but that's off the top of my head.
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
friendly reminder that dan sings this when he's alone at home, while looking at pictures of miranda cosgrove
>>714910321
https://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk
forgot link
>>714910097
Oh shit, forgot the kicker: the dude still talks to Jamie Lynn Spears and apparently pays for the kid. He said that he does it as a "courtesy" thing' creeps the fuck out of me.
If the accusations are true, how come no girl has come out and told the press?
>>714910097
lol. I remember some anon wrote here that Icarly was so called at the writer's room: "iHow can get Miranda in a bikini this week".
>>714908161
She got DANNED before she got BLACKED
>>714910464
Any story about Dan and Miranda?
>>714910481
because they would have been paid of. an they would never get a acting job again. it's been happening in the premier league as well, clubs have been paying of the victims with thousands of pounds
>>714907417
Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider
>>714910660
No, he's working on the two newest shows. Wish tho
>>714910481
"I'm a slut who gets roles fucking the producer". You know, any actress would never talk about it.
>>714910663
what about their families? I can't imagine a mother wouldn't notice that her girl is being raped and would say "kek, I don't care, I gots money". okay, some would, but most would freak the fruck out
it's actually a really sad thing to think about
>>714910773
At Game Shakers too? That poor girls.
>>714910941
i know that in some cases in football the parents never found out, and that the club sent people over to "smooth things out" so that's probably what happened with them, if it happened
>>714906929
Dan keeps and guards them all
>>714911040
Yeah it fucking sucks cuz they're way younger than Miranda was. I feel more bad for the girl on Henry Danger tho because the main actor is also a fucking creeper
>>714910097
>Some other weird stuff
moar pls
are there any interviews with Dan together with his girls? one would think you can tell from their behavior alone, if something is going on...
>>714906929
if only
>>714911199
Dan groomed Miranda since she was 10 or so at Drake & Josh set probably.
>>714908831
Probably gets silenced by dan
>>714911199
>main actor is also a fucking creeper
How so?
>>714911092
Dan, stop bragging. We know. We already now.
>>714907417
That's good ol' Dan "Ariana Grinder" Schnieder
>>714911467
>>714911202
He's the same way just too handsy with the main chick on Danger. There's this running gag they film where someone passes out on top of her (idk its weird) and he always suggests they do that and he lands facing her. He like pets her head and puts his hands on his shoulder, and asks for hugs. Just general creeper shit
goodnight /b/. don't forget to watch an episode of icarly before bed
>>714910941
Lol, people who are raped or taken advantage of normally feel shame and begin to engage in things to "escape" the feeling, like drinking and doing drugs. A family member would SUSPECT something happened, but they might also just think their kid had developed a drinking/drug/attitude problem.
>>714911199
They are too young to be used and abused like fuck-toys. Hollywood is so creepy.
>>714911967
Come on, Dan, post nudes of Miranda, without showing her face. I believe you. Totally.
>>714908020
Fucking kek
>>714911814
And nobody says anything? That's creepy as hell.
>>714912045
I dont know about your family, but If I got home being just groped/raped, my mom would look into my eyes and just know that something horrible had happened. I could deny it all I want, she would fucking know it.
>>714912302
nah nothing. its just kinda accepted
>>714909651
>>714907399
>>714905545
friendly reminder that she has really bad posture. She is always slouching
>>714905545
I cannot believe people think this rumor is true. No way is that fatso slaying so much young, tender puss and getting away with. It's too good to be true. Make TV shows, make tons of money, eat whatever you want, bust new cherries with ever new show? No way. No way, dudes.
>>714912394
That's sad.
More stories?
>>714912586
That's how Hollywood works since like forever. Money and fame in exchange for sex and silence. Happens all the time.
>>714912586
I hope youre right. I think some groping and touching goes on, but nothing more.
>>714912327
If you got home from a regular day of fucking off with your friends at school maybe. These kids are in high stress environments and are also trained to always put their best face forward dude. To do whatever you have to in order to succeed and get/maintain a role.
You are not a child actor. It's a completely different situation.
>>714905545
Her career is completely dead, nobody wants to hire her. That cunny is all stretched and worthless now. That $180,000 paycheck was worth of it, Miranda?
>>714913000
They are still children. You can't tell me you could hide something liek this from your family. No effing way.
>>714912657
I'll call my friend to see if he has anymore. But it's mostly just creepy things he said and shit. He doesn't seem to be really open about it.
>>714913196
Have you ever been raped or molested? Because people find ways to live with it, though it often manifests eventually in fucked up cycles of self-destruction/fucked up behavior.
>>714913202
That's cool. Thanks, /b/bro. Ask him about Cosgrove. I'm curious if all the rumors about her and Dan are true.
>>714913304
I have been groped etc. My mom always knew something was up.
living the dream
>>714907417
"Dangerous Dan the Hebephile Man" Schneider
Dan time
>>714910196
>"FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER"
lol'd
>>714913680
thats like the only picture where her smile looks genuine
>>714913479
Ok. Now think about that but you are under constant pressure to not rock the boat and please the people in charge. Smile like a good girl and make mommy and daddy proud.
I know it's fun to call people pedo's. But he actually looks like one it's scary. You know this guys creampies beef briskets.
>>714906929
We will never see her Naked. I'm internally sad.
>>714907417
Dan "You want to be famous right? Well you have to do something for me before I do something for you" Shneider
>>714913930
Wonder if he ever touched that shotas cock
>>714913084
>That $180,000 paycheck
Holy shit!!! Is that true?
>>714908020
Or Dan Hold "her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
>>714913829
Your comment made me realize that such kids are probably presured by their parents and would ignore all warning signs. My mom would never put me in that idustry and would know instantly if something had happened. Kids who are in there cannot even trust their parents.
>>714913829
Two possible endings:
>suicide
>grow as a disturbed/depressed adult and finally kill your parents
>>714913997
Too long
>>714913202
Are you still here? Interesting read. Thanks.
>>714913566
Editing photo to reduce shadows appears to show bare Miranda pussy
>>714914306
Post it
Dan "Been smashing with preteens since 1999'er" Schneider
![Screenshot-2016-08-03-14.13.19[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gcimzzI.png "Screenshot-2016-08-03-14.13.19[1].png")
M'RANDA
>>714914306
She is not wearing panties for sure.
>>714913566
sauce?
![13882359_647020648784810_1054996569041671021_n[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WqdhdMQ.png "13882359_647020648784810_1054996569041671021_n[1].png")
Dan "The Ham" Schneider
>>714914288
Yeah I'm here, sorry got something to eat. So it's basically like this:
1. Dan was always telling the girls to be "good" and not date too many boys. Calling them princess, honey, sweetie, etc.
2.Not my friend, but one of the dudes told him that when the guy (this other PA) went out drinking with Dan, he (Dan) went on this weird rant where he's like I don't like how x stares at this girl. (X is like this other guy who works on the set. Dan got really fucking pissed and the dude never hung out with him again.
3. The set had this tutor for the kids. There was a rumour that the crew would talk about; one of the girls had a crush on the tutor. The crew would tease her and make jokes about it, typical kid stuff . The tutor was fired a week later and replaced with the older woman.
Few more but those stuck out
you bitches are so full of shit it's sad. quit riding this guy's dick cause you ain't got bank like him.
>>714914183
Parents often don't know better. Most "good" people wouldn't even consider this shit to be a possibility because they're regular people. They're naïve about this kinda shit.
>>714914257
Or accept that you need help. This is why receiving psychological/psychiatric help needs to be de-stigmatized.
>>714913996
He's into bestiality too?
>>714915352
His money is whats making his dick ridden
>>714915393
That's for sure, but if my parents knew what was happening to me and didn't do nothing because they wanted my money...this is a strong case of legitimate homicide.
You can't sell your own child to phedophiles.
>>714915340
That sounds like a predator marking his territory. Any rumor about Dan fucking the girls of the two new shows?
>>714912092
Age on the clock, ready for the cock faggot. fuck off.
>To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
>Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
>So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
>At least you've made it in Hollywood.
To this day, I believe Miranda wrote it.
>>714907417
Dan "job provider and hymen collider" Schneider
>>714916016
where is this originally from?
That's not creepy at all.
>>714907417
Dan "The hymen devider" Schneider
>>714915840
No but I wouldn't be surprised if it starts out soon.
Anyways:
4. Sometimes the set brings in fans of the show for pics, meeting actors, etc. He's pretty chill for the most part but there was this incident where he said to one of the younger girls visiting that if she wants to see one of the props, she needs to give him a kiss on the cheek. He asked a couple of times but the girl was clearly uncomfortable.
5. Not Dan but the other dude (forget his name) used to drive one of the kids home since he was chill with the parents and they lived in the same area. There was this weird thing going around the set for a a bit; like it was really awkward for a while. My friend found out in passing that the kid stopped asking for rides home.
6. Dan regularly hugs assistants and stuff from behind, makes pervy jokes to any of the girls/women working on the show, makes comments about what they're wearing etc.
Dude is fucking weird.
>>714916518
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/53231107/#53238529
>>714915693
so many do tho:(
>>714916688
Creepy stories, but not gonna lie... I was expecting some dirty sex shit kek.
Anyway, thanks for it. Makes you wonder what's going on at Hollywood behind the scenes.
Every actress, no matter their age, is a whore who will let some fat slob fuck them for fame and money.
>>714917182
his stories are exactly between being vague yet creepy enough to make me believe he's telling the truth
>>714905545
>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with the entire USC football team
Never forget she had the last laugh, Dan.
>>714917182
Nah, any dirty sex shit happens way on the down low. Plus, it's only rumours, you don't really know shit unless you're a part of it. Otherwise, you'll never know.
>>714917247
truth just like every instagram model is secretly getting shit on by mudslimes
>>714917341
That's not true. Dan is pretty open about it. His girls spend a lot of time at his office and everybody knows it. There was a time when Cosgrove spend four hours alone with him at his office. It was a open secret what happened there.
You're a PA, and you don't want to talk about dangerous stuff. It's fine. Can understand it.
>>714916532
Look at the girl in the glasses. She's seen some shit. She's got the 1,000 yard pedo'ed stare.
>>714908831
Elijah Wood is about to fall into obscurity, since there are no more LOTR movies coming that are going to be worth a damn. If I could see a list of actors that said this shit with dates they said it, I'm willing to bet they were on the downturn of their careers.
>>714917294
probably
>>714918281
I think so too. But if an actor who's on the peak of their career would make such a claim, hollywood would find a way to shut them, too.
>>714916688
more?
>>714914038
>>714917796
I'm guessing he started getting smarter because this is all I got. Idk, it's creepy as hell but it's not as bad as the rumours from iCarly and stuff (like the 4 hour thing). Not a PA, this is just what he said when I called
>>714918715
Sorry, that's all I got
>>714914038
where the fuck is dans second hand?
>>714918878
Exactly where mine would be.
test
>>714919014
in your bum?
>>714918744
>he started getting smarter
Maybe you are right. At his icarly time, Miranda (specially) and Jennete were his fucktoys and there was a lot of rumors/blinds about. Now nobody talks about his new shows.
>>714919178
Mine or hers. Either way is good for me.
Amazing thread. Some good shit.
>>714908831
i work in the industry.
it's common knowledge that there is a pedo ring.
u gotta just be aware and keep ur nose clean. Not mention it in interviews.
Feldman and Haim too. they spoke out and were blacklisted and tossed aside
Dan is a fuckin genius and i have nothing but respect for him (ok, maybe a little bit of disgust cause he's fat and ugly)
thanks for all the jb feet!
>>714905545
I just did a quick check of her imdb page and it seems like she really hasn't done anything big since iCarly... Has Dan decided she needs to be silenced?
>>714919217
His newer shows don't get much attention period. He's most likely trying to get good publicity so more people could watch
>>714907417
Dan Scheider.
>>714919578
You Just...
>>714919917
....Know
>>714919692
He lost his touch. His new shows are garbage.
>>714917318
I think the only way to cuck a rapist is tp save the girl he was raping, only to rape her yourself.
>>714920198
>lost his touch
>>714920198
What new shows is he even doing ?
>>714911199
>main actor
This Guy?
>>714914977
>>714920336
Someone should troll the shit out of him while pretending to be a kid
>>714917318
I don't believe anyone here, but I would give my left nut to see her being gangbanged by huge players...
>>714920198
>lost his touch
Never
>>714920261
What do you think the football team did? She was roofied, as usual at USC.
>>714905545
>tfw you will never lick Miranda feet
I'm so jealous of him.
Dan "ride her then debride her" schneider
I fucking hate how famous people get special treatment. There are so many cases on which a celebrity deserves to be put in jail. Ok im not trying to start something but I'm just using this as an example. Not saying its true but if it was, this person deserves to be put in jail so fast. The person I'm talking about is Hillary Clinton and her fucking private email crap. If this was true, why the hell isn't she in jail? Same thing with Bill Clinton, why isn't he in jail?
>>714921860
Because money.
>>714921941
And power.
>>714913955
Jesus you can see it in his eyes
Damn fuck hollywood for letting a disgusting ham planet moaning like a pork while fucking these girls
>>714921941
>>714921997
Yea, this us pretty much right. At least with the Hillary thing, the United States' reputation is on the line if everyone knew she was arrested but how is fucking Dan Boner still out there? It sucks man, it really does. Ok I bet there's a pedo lurking in this thread somewhere and let me just say youre not THAT bad. Youre just watching some pedo shit but this fat ugly fucking grease sponge is just sucking the lives out of so many little girls without punishment. Its disgusting really.
>>714920588
>>714921220
>mfw you see a YouTube ASMR video with a little girl, Dan's always the one in the comments requesting the girls to show their feets in their next video.
>>714922979
Top kek
>>714905545
Did he really had forcy fun time with her or is it just a meme?
>>714923583
What the
>>714923583
muh dick
>>714923583
>>714922979
Holy fucking shit dude, I'm starting to feel pretty convinced now
>>714907417
Dan "Dan Schneider" Schneider
>>714923103
fr? proof?
>>714923583
MUH DICK
Imagine being Miranda in Dan’s office and having to be all like "Oh, Dan, you fuck me so good, all handsome with your lovehandles and horrific dumpster breath. When all she really wants to do is study her next scene and chat with her parents. Like seriously imagine having to be Miranda and not only lay on that desk while Candy Man Dan pounds your underage pussy, but also muffling your screams as he grunts and licks you, and just lay there, day after day, hour after hour, while he fucks you sore. Not only having to tolerate the pain but Dan’s animalistic moans as everyone on set says he’s “just a bit weird” because they're not the ones who have to lay there and feel his disgusting greasy saliva tracing your skin, making you feel a level of disgust that you didn’t know existed before this day. You haven’t had any normal experience with a boy your ENTIRE PUBERTY coming straight out of LA. You've never even masturbated before, and now you swear you can taste the bits of chicken on his tongue as he kisses you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to fuck him to get higher up in Hollywood, the opportunity only a handful of other girls on set get. And then Dan “Rough Rider” Schneider grunts violently, and you know you want him to pull out, but you lay there and endure, because you're fucking Miranda Cosgrove, aspiring child star in Hollywood. You're faking your moans and wanting it to end. Just bear it. Fake your moans and bear it.
>>714913566
wowzers
>>714925633
hey nice dubs
>>714925633
you can bet your ass he licked her asshole and pussy
>>714925633
That's disgusting, but at least you are rich as fuck, Miranda. I will pray for your dead soul.
>>714925633
>smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to fuck him to get higher up in Hollywood, the opportunity only a handful of other girls on set get.
Welcome to the real Hollywood.
>>714923583
Muh Dick
>>714926082
You know it goes down like that with all kid series. Every single one's looking to get higher up and those directors love some underage pussy.
>>714926312
Miranda, are you, you are? Tell us some stories.
>>714905545
Oh look everyone, it's a troll.
>>714926312
Do you work at Nick?
>>714908669
You know, this would explain why a lot of child actors get nuts into adulthood.
>>714925633
I can fap to this.
>>714925633
fucking saved
>>714926760
Fuck this guy is ugly
>>714917318
>Be Miranda Cosgrove
>Be at party
>Football team be at party too
>Things get handsy as they are want to
>Take one of the players away for some alone time
>Come back
>Grab another player
>Come back
>Rest of the team impatient
>Many drinks ingested
>They all go for it
>Too horny to resist
>All the clothes are crumpled in a corner
>Girlfriends are there too but the attention is all on me
>Sucking like there's no tomorrow
>Pussy getting rammed like a jackhammer
>Pretty soon some guy decides to break through the backdoor
>Literally no open holes
>Pretty soon I'm taking shots to the face, down my throat, in the ass
>Pussy practically overflowing
>It goes on all night
>The next morning me and my girls stumble out as the sun rises
>Have to call in sick the next couple of days because everything is sore
>>714916532
>dat "can't let anyone see how much im enjoying this" look
thats the exact same expression i had when i woke up with miss junior teen usa's ass 5 inches from my face one day (crowded subway). she had her little sash and tiara on still, fuck.
>>714916016
autism
>>714907417
Dan "I'm gonna fuck in you in the mouth" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "Hold her Tighter She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "The Man With the Van" Schneider
>>714907417
Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's A Fighter" Schneider
>>714928203
can someone give me the story on how the rumor of her getting gangbanged start? is it true?
>>714905545
Dan "Give her a show then bang the ho" Schneider
>>714905545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
test
>>714914038
Kels on her like a bottle of orange soda
>>714919957
Wtf the girl looks like dan
>>714928581
It was the "USC guy" at /tv/, a year ago or so. His threads were hot smut.
