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how did the world get this bad ?
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what the hell
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>>714904948
what happened to her. will she live?
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>>714904948
Probably jews or something.

Gimme dat source tho.
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>>714904948
That's actually disgusting. Did she use a pussy pump or something?
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>>714904948
Pussy pump
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>>714904948
How?
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Pussy pump. A fairly uncommon fetish, given how little porn of it I've come across over the years.
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>>714905070
Yea, this is a ludicrous amount of pussy pumping. Holy fuck what a stupid thing to do. My ex tried it a few times and it was sort of fun, but it wasn't even 1/10th the size of this monstrosity. This girl is going to have a fucking pink sock by the time she's 30 (her uterus will fall out).
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>>714904948
Why?
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Looks like her lips sprouted tongues.
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New fetish aquired.

Need more of this.
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>>714904948
Sauce?
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Saline injection as well? There's some fucked up shit, men injecting it in to their ball sacks.
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>>714904948
People that could stop it from going to shit are on here or finding some other way of sedating themselves, everyone wants an easy solution to a problem that doesn't have a bottom to it. It truly is that bad, and nothing short of a miracle will stop us from accidentally ending our own species.
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>>714904948
trap/10
those are balls
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>>714905061
chaturbate you dumb nigger
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>>714906166
Extended version?
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>>714906117
Hot
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>>714906380
1man1jar.org

You're welcome
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>>714906380
http://lemonparty.fr
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>>714906701
lol
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>>714904948
I would guess that's a dude after sex change op. Big ball sack lips. Agreed?
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>>714904948
Is this a rekt thread?
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>>714906701
sauce?
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>>714904948
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>>714904948

how do you know its not better than its ever been? who reports positive news? no one
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>>714907066
Are you fucking stupid
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>>714905633
This reminds me of that gif of the hamster with the toy eyeball in its mouth.
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>>714907147
Hotkinkyjo
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>>714905890
ok
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>>714906050
Has anyone seen the extra body wash..... Oh
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Sauce on the GRILL???
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that is disgusting but i am intrigued and turned on
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>>714904948
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>>714908510
more of that stuff
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>>714908510
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>>714906050
Kek
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>>714905633
what the fk
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>>714906117
What if the bottle breaks like at one man one jar? This seems like a really stupid idea.
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>>714909769
Fuck off back to tumblr faggot.
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>>714904948
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>>714908510
Damn, still fappable though
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literally beef patties
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>>714906701
More of hotkinkyjo please!!!
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>>714904948
Name? I watch her a couple of times but i did forget her name.
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>>714910658
>>714910443
>>714908510

gonna need sauce on that
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>>714904948
sauce?
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>>714906701
that's not her vagina.
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>>714912628
Learn to read, retard.
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>>714905633
its like a baby dinosaur eye
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http://xhamster.com/movies/6573656/pumping_in_parking_lot.html
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bmup for sauce
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>>714914282

Don't you mean:

Pump for source?
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>>714914392
Oooopsy poopsy, you are right. Silly me, how could that happen?
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>>714904948
i....i honestly thought that's a fucking toy
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>>714904948
>cmon anon, be a man and ask her out
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>>714904948
What's the Camwhore name you faggot? She has vids on spankbang. Keywords pussy pump puffy
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>>714915950


GUYS IF WE HAVE WOMEN EXTEND THEIR CLITORIS AND HAVE AN EXPANDED VULVA WE CAN MAKE FUTA REAL!!!!!!!!!


#MAKEFUTANARI2017
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I found this.
Go to 13:00 for profit.

https://xhamster.com/movies/6884246/pussy_pump.html
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>>714915900
same
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>>714915900
same here lol
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>>714905633
wtf
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>>714906050
mum, we're out of shampoo again! mum...?
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>>714916508
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Bad??? It's just getting good son.
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>>714904948
Jesus it looks like two raw steaks stuffed into an otherwise normal vagina.
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>>714910658
Why this shit make me feel so fucking horny (boner like a diamond)
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>>714917668
oh fuck! LOL. genius.
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Don't these girls have any desire to feel a normal human-sized penis inside them?
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>>714917365
I love that girl
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>>714917984
name?
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>>714904948
Easy.
Germans, small stature white cucks feeling some sort of envy at not being to properly be a cocksmith. So they instead shoved bigger phallic like objects into the women to try and maintain some sort of dominance.
Europe is a very strange place.
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>>714904948
Russians(jewish russians) used a forbidden weapon. A weapon of the mind.

the echos from the cold war are in every single one of us. the rich, the poor, the royal, the ugly. We are all infected with a mental disease that was created by commies and that illness is marxism.

It is pandora's box. We have opened it and now the whole fucking world is twisting insideout, literally.

God have mercy on us all.
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>>714910658
kek, that face
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>>714904948
everyone is afraid to hurt someone's feelings. people think they should do what ever they want. I would like to see public executions reinstated for crimes of debauchery and lewdness. people would be A LOT less bold about flying their freak flags
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>>714919040
http://efukt.com/21068_A_Different_Kind_of_Painal.html
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>>714910128
Don't think it can break, it's a bottle of champagne, not a thin jar
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>>714919040

wtf..my sides topkek
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>>714904948
das sause http://porngifer.com/animated-maxeengreen-holyshit-fuck-gif/
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Hello, /b/.
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>>714910128
If I could I would smash that fucking bottle with a baseball bat and then laugh in her face
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Humans have the mental capacity to be perverse, and therefore are able to sexualize anything. Usually it is men who do this. As men think about sex so often throughout the day, they may be doing something like putting whipped cream on a piece of pumpkin pie while thinking about sex, then thought about putting it on a woman and licking it off, and voila! A fetish is born. Fetishes like these keep building on each other and becoming more and more obscure partly because men don't just like sexual things, they like new sexual things. There is also the shock value that is involved in sexuality because at heart, humans are perverse and disgusting, and enjoy watching disgusting acts played out. Men create the fetishes, and typically have women act them out because the majority of women are stupid and have no other purpose but to please men in any way they can. They do nothing but follow the leader. That's how stuff like pussy pumping, facefucking, scat, and shit like this >>714918921
is born. SAD!
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>>714918364
The lion knows. Fucking human savages didn't even court.
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>>714919245
don't think no one noticed that hilarious file name.
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>>714918738
sauce??
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>>714907942
When was Bailey on Comedy Central?
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>>714915218
Is that scooby in the bottom right corner? What the fuck?
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>>714904948
I fapped to the video yesterday.
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>>714906117
Yeah, I am no doctor, but if that bottle breaks.
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>>714904948
This thread should be put into a capsule and launched into deep space. When aliens find it, they will truly know us and most probably bring us back from extinction for shits and giggles.
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>>714921825
Nonsense.
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>>714921755
This seems particularly ill advisex
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>>714923080
As opposed to everything else in this thread.
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>>714923363
I said particularly
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there's no such thing as "bad". there is only nature and nature doesn't give a fuck about your feelings. the biological imperative in humans has mutated due to our having been the apex predator longest running on the planet.
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>>714923721
Put that thing back where it came
from
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>>714923363
would fuck this hole
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>>714923962
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>>714923080
Yeah. Most stuff in this thread will fuck your body up. That can very quickly kill you.
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>>714922790
honestly that must feel so fucking good for the girl.
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>>714919721
You sound like a virgin, Anon.
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>>714924628
Damn front-back-movement of hers, prevents them titties from bouncing. Not good.
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>>714921755
I'm curious how does it work?
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>>714923363
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>>714919721
found the feminist
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>>714915542
sauce?
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>>714919479
of all the things i have seen on /b/ since 07, this is the worst
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>>714925958
Good work. Now deport back to Tumblr.
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>>714921755
this is a good way to rupture an organ
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>>714921755
Is this a reverse abortion?
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>>714926947
moar
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>>714926947
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>>714927527
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>>714927799
nice dubs post more
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>>714927925
Ask and you shall receive.
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>>714906166
pretty sure he knew that captain, he probably wants the name, at a guess.
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>>714928611
post as many as you got, another dubs thats sight, gods of /b/ approves
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>>714928890
Doesn't everyone have a folder for men with cut up genitals?
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>>714928611
fucking chris-chan.
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>>714929250
I had one in past, but format was needed
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>>714910658
Is stuff like this usually a woman who really desperately needs money and will star in whatever degenerate porno they can find or is there a big underground network of sex slavery creating this stuff?
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>>714929380
>not knowing subs exist
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>>714929905
yeah, but a lot of them look really not into it. Is it acting? Is it just the natural response to pain that they can't control and they're actually getting off really hard?
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>>714929956
WHERE'S THE BENIS
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>>714929999
Just because you get off from pain doesn't mean it doesn't mean it doesn't still fucking hurt.

Regardless of whether it makes you horny or not, staples to the cooch hurts like hell.
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>>714921755
i would like some sauce
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>>714930049
It's a mystery!
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>>714930685
someone knows if It still prostitute or ended that job??
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>>714930685
Chloë Sevigny is one sick bitch.
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>>714904948
Jews
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>>714931169
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>>714929380
She is christian and wants to have her hole shut to not offend the LORD with sex before marriage. The nipples, as symbols for lust, must be hidden, too.
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>>714904948
Everything is permitted, OP.
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>>714904948
Liberals
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bump for moar degeneracy
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>>714905061
>>714905357
>>714907147
>>714905357
>>714908337
Maxeengreen
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>>714905633
this doesn't look healthy
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>>714916508
come so hard, I need to clean my kayboard now
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>>714904948
capitalism
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>>714929956
How does it pee
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>>714921755
Need sauce
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>>714904948
Its always been this bad, its just better publicized.

GFYS
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>>714905633
I spy with my "lil" eye
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>>714909769
spotted the reddit nigger
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>>714923721
>>714924039
moar
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>>714933283
First thing that came to mind was

"Has this ever happened to you?"
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>>714934287
kek
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>>714919040
you owe me a pair of sides
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This is fucking hot. I fucking love it when chicks destroy their holes. Nothing hotter than a nice anal prolapse or a vag so sleeve-of-wizard than you can just have her pull it open and jizz directly on her cervix.

I'm an equal-opportunity freak too. I have my wife brutally punch-fuck my ass. She fit two hands in my slack fuckhole last weekend. Gonna have to find a playmate for a third hand soon.
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>>714934560
So is anal prolapse nothing to worry about then?

I'm asking for a friend.
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>>714907760

shit tier mexican hot sauce for a shit tier looking cunt
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>>714921551
>mfw I realized what the third hole was
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>>714917668
faken lost. topkek
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>>714934687
as long as you can put it back, why not
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>>714934687

You don't have to worry about your hole falling out unless you are reeeaaally extreme. I can literally take both my wife's hand in my ass at the same time, but it's not like I leak poop all day. I'm just very, very anally flexible.

It's like a ballerina who can life her leg straight up over her head like it's nothing. You don't see her leg muscles hanging off her calves when she isn't doing that, do you? It's like that. Our muscles are just very flexible from years of training.

>>714924039

^^^^^^^^^

This, however, is getting to the maybe-need-surgery-to-correct-that-one-day zone. There are beautiful rosebuds, and then there's having your whole ass fall out. Not cool.
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>>714906117
but why?
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I gagged a lil' bit.
Thanks OP.
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>>714919040
the one with the isis music is the best
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>>714931390
moar of this
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>>714935443
>I can literally take both my wife's hand in my ass at the same time

Of all the things in this thread, this made me kek.
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>>714935537

Anal stretching is very addictive. I'm a straight guy and I can't get enough. The sensation (after lots of practice) is not painful at all, just unbelievably intense. You're so full but you still want more. It even becomes almost a game to see how far you can push yourself, how much you can take.
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>>714904948
sauce?
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>>714935889

Next time we do it, we'll take some pics and vids. I'll make a thread and post them here.
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>>714936029
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>>714935443
>>714936029
You might be gay anon.
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>>714906050
Must take some amount of conditioning to be able to do that.
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>>714936225

Tell me about it. My wife always jokes that I should have been gay, but I just love big fat tits and wide birthing hips.

I'm also very attracted to "breeder"-type women, the kind whose bodies just scream out "Put babies in me!", but I hate kids.
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>>714936309

Like I said: >>714936490

I wish. But I can't choose to start liking dick any more than I can choose to start liking the taste of cauliflower, or disliking the taste of grilled lamb chops.

But yeah, I would have made a spectacular fag, but for the fact that I fucking hate musical theatre.
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The world has always been this fucked, your only just starting to notice it
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>>714936444
>took me 5 fucking minutes to get it
>kekd heartily
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>>714915218
Blow it out your.... oh... nevermind.
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>>714919245
>file name
top kek
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>>714918738
Those poor old SNES sprites are really hurting for work huh?
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>>714926080
do you happen to know the one with the girl running in gym class spitting what it seems to be milk out of her pussy?
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>>714919040
If that porn isn't named something with a pun on "Conquer" I'd be really upset.
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>>714908266
sauce?
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>>714916508
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>>714920969
That amy shumer show
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>>714926080
she good to not fall on da wet floor
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>>714935537
didn't have any positive role models, probably ended up with student debts, figured becoming a bottle holder was the only career to go for.
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>>714904948
new fetish

anyone have more god tier stuff like this?
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>>714919040
hey, I have that lamp, it's from ikea
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>>714936798
It's those slow burning jokes that I love really.

Ever seen Milton Jones from mock the week? Love his humour for things like that joke.
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>>714938314
Search pussy pump on your favorote website. Next stop, extremem insertions and hot kinky jo
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>>714917950
Where can I find more like this?
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>>714938956
That look in his eyes.

"I wish I was born in a real country"
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>>714930930
How'd they not bleed to death?
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>>714905633
photoshop Mike Wazowski now
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>>714906701
>dat filename
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>>714941950
Cotton Candy and Mz Diva. That skinny bitch should be Lexxxi Luxe
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>>714916473
no faggot
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>>714915542
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>>714921755
WHAT THER FUCK
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>>714905835
That toy is too big for her. The fuck does she intend to do? This is how you rip a hole into your asshole.
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>>714941797
is that the amazing fatass?
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>>714905633
Is that a magic 8 ball?
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>>714904948
America elected trump he will soon be the most powerful man in the world. We havent seen anything yet
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>>714917826

because, friend, you are sick. so very sick inside.
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>>714924628
sauce? i love that she looks like shes on the verge of tears lol
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>>714926767
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>>714909769
How do you live knowing your parents think your a giant FAGGOT
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wtf
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>>714904948
Who wants some salmon steaks?
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>>714921755
not real
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>>714912808
>>714912628
i misread that too, but my excuse is i've been up for christ knows how many hours
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official thread soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
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>>714905633
>I love this movie!
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First the world was OK and fucking metal.
>predator would eat pray all was ok meteor or other shiets would make some species extinct or wtv

Then hoomans appears
> First they ate everything
> Then through evolution womin chose most cunning mens
> After thousands of generations humans became just the most fucking selfish species of our planet that just wanna fuck and eat and mb power too
> then money appear , natural evolution from barter you need a standard rate exchange
> tfw you'r human you seek hoes caviar and a crown and money can do all that
> tfw after another thousand of year money can do literally anything you want.
>From controlling a whole country by giving just a bit of money to all of his leaders so that you make more money.
>Or feeding retarded shiet through news to make sure local don't get upset of their condition while you still make more money.
>Tfw now you can be rich as fuck and become president and make sure everything in the country makes sur you makes more money and hoes.

the end
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Niggers Jews faggots sjws alcohol
Drugs pedophilia & political bullshit.

Simple enough.
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>>714922790
I neeed to know what this is called?
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>>714942836
yeah that's him
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>>714945513
forgot about religion, EZ way to makes money from dumbfuck
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>>714946205
and rape children
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enjoyable thread
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>this entire thread
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>>714929380
I always think that when i watch porn while high
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>>714942117
..............................................................
fast food on the next level
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>>714947234
shes probably wiping the blood off

or tasting it
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>>714905633
Eggplant
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>>714924628
Hot body, face looks like Danzig
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>>714919479
This has always freaked me out for some reason
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>>714947234
You get it fast, and you know it is not food!
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>>714910229
Where do i get me some of those
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>>714907760
I love tapatio
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>>714906701
her eyes look dead
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>>714948880
I wouldn't think she feels much from below the waist either with the things I've seen her take up both holes...
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>>714917365
sauce?
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