New thread, let's keep these gets going and let's get
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
New thread, let's keep these gets going and let's get some nudes. Dubs decides.
Here's what we're working for
Fucking OP DELIVAR THE DICK
Im surprised i havent raped you yet
Dubs/trips/quads thread pt 2?!
>>714903324
You must be really attractive for her to stay this positive through your autism
>>714903444
oh. my. god.
>>714903324
just do the dick pic already
>>714903444
It's already begun
Want zeks?
>>714903441
SEND HER YOUR DICK
>>714903629
RIP nudes
You want benis in vegines ?
>>714903324
No u don't
>>714903441
DICK faggot op
op is a pussy. abandon.
Let's make a naked seks
send her your dick
I think she's immune.
Dick pic, faggot
Wanna see something funny ?
And then send her your dick
send her the penis u fag
>>714903872
it does seem like she's immune.
OP. you know what to do.
send her the dick pick and fulfill your destiny.
and this is the rapetool i'd use "sends dickpic"
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I post on here less than once a year, but I'm doing the effort to call out cuck OP that won't send dick pic. Do it faggot. You've said some ridiculous shit before, so stop being a pussy
>>714903324
send
I like you
just send her the dick OP
>>714904126
rol
op satan requested dick pic now fucking DELIVAR
>>714904109
roll
>>714904160
reroll
So are we fuckin' or what? I got shit to do.
>>714904199
god damn it
>>714904089
Reroll
>>714903925
Roll
SEND HER THE DICK FAGGOT
>>714904288
uh oh
Fuck it
>>714904288
op this is the best thing to do
>>714904288
DONT YOU DARE FUCK WITH ME FAGGOT
DELIVAR
>>714904352
THATS IT OP fucking legend, why you censor that little dick though?
>>714904352
my god.
>>714904288
OP had better deliver, and maybe the thread can be better than burning knife up butthole
FINALLY OP DELIVERS
>>714904352
>tfw OP finally delivers
>>714904352
OP is a God amongst men
>>714904352
OH SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>714904352
lul
>>714904352
btw girls namoe is niamh_k_s
NICE JOB OP
THIS THREAD WAS BLESSED SOMEONE PLZ REMEMBER THE DAY OP DELIVERED
GOOD JOB OP!!!! YOU HAVE FUFILLED YOUR DESTINY!! YOU WILL GET PUSS NOW.
>>714903629
This obviously a good response. Bc you're joking about how creepy fedora yards are. These placements are lucky but op is retarded.
Rolling for:
So let's get that over with. Come over tomorrow
Dear Diary,
I can't believe it.
Today, OP was not a faggot.
Archive this and repost tomorrow
IT'S OVER /B/ROS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Sorry, my other personality is coming out. His name is Richard, and he's a huge penis.
I call him big Dick for short.
I really want to watch you fuck a black guy (no homo)
im getting my sage ready just in case this thread goes spaghetti.
>>714904352
Long time I haven't seen an OP delivering, may this day remain in our spaghetties
Say sorry I'm just a lonely loser who takes advice from a bunch of cucks from the Internet
>>714904640
sry i should've shaved first
kek
MY TINY PEE-PEE WANTS THE SUCC
btw op delivers
>>714904640
Is it because it's small?
>>714904691
Reroll
>>714904749
this
>>714904759
it was only a matter of time kek
>>714904793
Reroll
>>714904640
Call her an uptight dyke.
>>714904640
Bwahhaaaaa
>>714904759
Oh dear...
>>714904640
Nothing wrong with being proud right ?
>>714904759
faggot no one cares, OP delivered
>>714904749
roll
>>714904749
roll
>>714904749
this one op
Well ?It ain't gonna suck itself !
>>714904759
lolz everyone hit follow.
get her over 1000
>>714904933
>>714904933
WINRAR
>>714904933
winraaar
>>714904933
Winrar
>>714904759
Perfect so on to the next OP ?
>>714904759
hmm I guess she already had the D so I'm out
>>714904640
> jokes with you about being raped
> whoa dude benis is over the line
Women
>>714904988
Dubz
Would you like it more if it was shaved?
>>714904352
Respect for you OP
>>714904933
op better deliver.
>>714904988
i only requested a follow bc of dubs
Guess I don't need to censor do I?
Tell her its a new meme
>>714904933
deliver op
>>714905231
Just get your tits out
>>714905231
drop the censor but who gives a shit as long as you delivars
and now go hey i thought we were on the same sage here?
>>714905231
send her your spread asshole (NO CENSOR OP) and say: Its comming out of here...
>>714905231
Tell her she's sexist for not wanting to fuck you and you'll report her for rape. Also say that she told you she was going to rape you
>>714905231
Sorry, im just super nervous because ive never talked with a transsexual before. I'd love to see your penis though since I showed you mine.
well I sent something you should send somthing up
Link her to this thread if she decides to block you
>>714905231
OP is a legend.
also roll
>>714905305
>>714905401
kek'd roll
>>714905455
fuck
>>714905231
respond with okay just send me a pic of your pussy then we're even !
>>714905455
WELL OP DELIVAR
>>714905231
This is all coming from an autistic anime image board. I'm posting our conversation on their while asking them to tell me what to say *link thread*
>>714905455
Oh god OP.
>>714905455
WINRAAAAAR
>>714905500
damn
>>714905231
Let's cut the bullshit. We both want the same thing.
>>714905500
OH GOD OP. YOU HAVE TO DO THE ASS FIRST.
You made my little wiener tingle. Congratulations
I like the feeling of sand rubbing between my ass cheeks, btw im gonna report you for rape, just so you know
>>714905500
Kill yourself
>>714905455
AHHAHAHA fuck op just as well put a sharpie in there when you're at it
>>714905512
this is to autistic go with the tits thing OP
>>714905455
dis gon b good
>>714905500
Oh boy yes, winrar
>>714905500
Wow. You fucking had to ruin the fun.
>>714905500
>Dem double dubs
Damn anon
>>714905500
COUNTERDUBS OP DONT
>>714905500
Hahha god bless op deliver
>>714905553
thissssss
OKAY I'M NOT SENDING MY ASSHOLE. I don't think I can physically do it.
My pet snake just wanted to say 'hi'.
sad part is, this girl has been taking this all so well. OP truly did destroy any chances he had with this seemingly really chill girl. GGwp
>>714904352
OP is good OP
>>714905553
roll
>>714905500
COUNTER GET
Btw, I need to tell you this since we are close. I do scat movies for living...
>>714905553
reroll
>>714905655
Dubs speaking the trust in a truly get thread.
>>714905655
WINRAR message that to her op
>>714905500
She'll think its a porn website when she sees the ads
Send nut pic
Sike, im gay
>>714905500
but indstead of anime board just link her the thread
>>714905655
Op has Cheetos crust under his tits, don't mourn opportunity that was never born
>>714905646
Do it faggot! Use a mirror if you need to.
As we speak, OP is taking a picture of his spread asshole
I want to kiss you. Can I kiss you?
>>714905500
OP DONT IF GET DOOOONT
>>714905800
Fuck
I demand tits!
>>714905800
Kiss her on the asshole.
>>714905800
Winrar
>>714905800
OP is getting rekted
>>714905646
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
Piss off.
>>714905844
WINRAR
>>714905736
roll trips
Just tell me I'm too small for you then I'll go in peace.
>>714905844
Winrar.
>>714905455
>>714905500
>>714905655
>>714905800
send them all op in one message
>>714905500
dont tell her op, if gets just send the assh>>714905500
le
>>714905800
>>714905800
Do This OP
rolling
This is the way i usually get bitches, sorry
Im into hitler n stuff, wanna take a shower w me?
op so dead right now
>>714905912
yeah is
mfw when these threads take off
>>714905500
op dont pls
when I butt nut you suck fuck keep nuts
NO ASSHOLE AND NO RUINING FUN
op if you still here DELIVAAAR
>>714905902
Include >>714905902 post itself if doubles.
is op kill?
>>714906015
INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP
HOLY KEK
>>714906015
SEND HER YOUR ASSHOLE
>>714906015
FUCK YES OP
she still in this mofo
>>714906082
reroll
>>714906015
This girl is a major slut if she didn't already sign off. WTF is up with her that she stayed?
>>714906015
damn son way to go keep em coming
Tell her you are gonna kill your self if She doesn't send tits
>>714906015
Ya doing gods work OP
>>714906015
Jk, asshole is good too
Ill let you suck my tits if i can milk yours first ALSO PRAISE KEK
Lick my jingle bells?
>>714905500
Deliver Op youve already ruin your social life and any hope of recovering for the sake of our keks. Now give us one last final.
>>714906099
since i just wasted my dubs i will roll for " come on if you didn't really want to send me something too you were allready gone"
She obviously wants more dick pics
Op just say: asshole?
>>714906015
I choke myself sometimes jerking off to Powerpuff Girls
>>714906154
she might actually like OP
>>714906099
Ruined dubs
>>714906020
Roll to include all of these in one message
Spam her with banana memes and throw a few dick pics in the mix
is she replying
>>714906258
This
More angles for mlady
>>714906226
Rollin for this
write her name on your dick and send her a pic
wanna see whats behind it?
>>714906335
rolling
>>714906320
Kek roll
Tell her you're a rapper and she should rate you
"I am swagging on a million thousand dollars erry day and i'd like you to eat my shit like souflé"
And this
"Niggers are black suck my buttcrack"
>>714906335
rolllllllllllll
>>714906015
Do you like anime? Because you're being so tsundere >_<
>>714906335
This.
Op say it's only fair if she shows her tits cause you showed your dick
>>714906322
I really really really like this winrar
>>714906366
>>714906335
Winrar
>>714906322
Winrar
>>714906322
Win!
>>714906366
thank you
rollin
>>714906366
WINRAR
>>714906388
winrar!!!!
>>714906388
WINRAAAR
Demand her to call you "Double Mint Dave"
>>714906390
Keep it friend :)
I want to taste your anus. Just please don't fart in my mouth, that's gross.
>>714906499
WINRAR
>>714906335
Roll
>>714906499
Ayy WINRAR
>>714906366
Winrar
This day will be forever rememberd OP, thank you, also if i get dubs send her youre dick from a diffrent angle for m'lady
>>714906499
Fucking topkek
The wins today are amazing
>>714906499
winrar
>>714906322
Actuall winrar
Going for continuity over stupid bananas
lets see what op delivers has alot of shit to choose from
>>714906535
Roll
>>714906375
Rerolling
>>714906499
your meme is so cheap you can't even buy doublemint with it
>>714906641
so close!
>>714906278
hey, I really do that
>>714906154
Girls are turned on by men who literally don't give a flying fuck what they say to girls on Tinder. They seek that emotional detachment early, seeking to be drawn in over time. Sluts are very simple creatures, my dude.
>>714906586
This thread is fucking epic
I've already booked my flight and the hotel, I'll be at your house tomorrow, dick in hand.
>>714906641
Roll
Bean Boy >Doublemint Dave
>>714906688
>implying she would fuck OP
you never got matched on tinder didn't you?
there's a huge difference between sluts on texts and real sluts.
how about a naked foot then. we've allready established that you're a whore. now we're just bargaining the price
>>714906388
When op delivers your dubs
>>714906366
This one hahaha
double mint Dave kek
Posting in Epic Bread plz screencap
>>714906641
ROLL
>>714906755
DO IT OP!!!!!
She's the one b
>>714906755
Winrar but I don't think
>>714906851
Op = faggot.
>>714906710
roll
>>714906834
Told you bananas would work faggot
>>714906641
Rawlings
>>714906834
Cheecky breeki, u want my vodka in pussi ?
>>714906755
will ruin if you do this op
Please baby, I wanna see em. Send em now.
GET YOUR TITS OUT FOUL WHORE OR I WILL SLAY THEE WOTH MY THROBBING SHAFT I SAY
>>714904352
Op is not a faggot
Op say that the Jews didn't ask to be gassed but hey it happened *wink wink*
>>714906834
I think I love her
>>714906834
Can I see your cheekys?
>>714906834
Dude you better stop. This might be your soulmate.
Also, let's go old school - ask for a pic with a shoe on her head.
>>714906783
She could easily fuck OP, if he wasn't dicking around. The fact that she's still responding to him is proof enough that she's interested. Everyone enjoys getting attention, whether it's on Tinder or in person.
Ask her if she's ever had her titties sucked from a guy with acute depression
>>714906834
tell her you really really like banana pics
>>714906944
you killed it!!
>>714906889
I already did most of those, and some of them are just responses
>>714906944
Will do this
>>714907032
Roll
>>714906944
oh shi-
I can show you my fedora collection if you come over
Please
Seriously though, I have a sense for these things. Just send me nudes and I'll put them to good use.
>>714906834
I masterbate exclusively to dog fighting videos.
>>714907032
roll
>>714906951
Rules are rules, faggot.
>>714907092
Don't do it, it will kill the thread
>>714907032
kek roll for this
>>714906987
fuck yeah this one op
>>714906987
Roll for this
>>714907107
Rollerinono
Speaking of cheeky... huehue
Op say you message the wrong person the next send her another dick pic
rolll
>>714906987
roll
I want nothing but to penetrate you, just like a bishop did it to me once
tfw dubs
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, all I'm missing is U.
>>714907032
THIS
>>714907022
No she wouldn't, are you literally retarded she's probably talking to countless other dudes and throwing little stupid answers at OP's bullshit, still answering because he's being "original" compared to everyone else.
>>714906834
Alright OP, just ask the bitch out on a date now You're already in there, just ask.
>>714905553
Roll
Ever fucked an autistic fellow before? I could be your first *wink*
you totally may have gotten tits had you not sent your dick.
that upsets me because I wanted to see her tits and/or vagoo
