I'm socially inept and don't care. Dubs decides.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm socially inept and don't care. Dubs decides.
>>714897527
"Look ill be straight: i like you and want to date you. Hows that sound ?"
>>714897527
would you like to paint me someday wearing nothing but my undies? *teheheheehe*
Bumping with picture of her
>>714897527
would you like to paint me naked? can't hold an erection for 5 hours straight lol
>>714897527
i only draw niggers during coitus
>>714897527
can you paint my dick?
haha. yeah.
anyway, have you ever tried to cup your own fart and eat it?
>>714898222
WELP
>>714898222
Trips win
>>714898222
Jesus christ, give me a second.
>>714897527
I know this sounds weird but would you paint me standing naked doing a thinker's pose? I'll give you 20quid
>>714898222
checked and kek'd
>>714898222
TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>714898222
Classic /b/tard. Prefers some kek over getting laid. You my boys
>>714898222
Dr. Kekklesmith, your 2:22 appointment is here.
>>714898441
Cringe.
Here's proof that I sent it, will post response, dubs decides again
>>714897527
Don't do it faggot
>>714898222
Nice one. OP deliver
>>714898514
Who in this board isn't cringe? 90% of thread are furry, loli or cock rate. I think I'm one of the lesser cringe
>>714898560
*send her your dickpic*
I need a motherfuckers address his gamertag is lewiss6 he is well known for being a scamming little cunt he just stole 80k gold from me or atkeast tell me where to go to ask for his address if nobody here can help
>>714898560
OP DELIVARS
>>714898560
Now say naa im joking mind going on a date with me this friday? :)
>>714898599
Winrar
paint me like one of your french grills
>>714898666
How about we meet up and rape a dog
>>714898688
great i wasted my dubs on this
>>714898666
this is now trips thread
>>714898696
Roll
>>714898666
Oh fuck
>>714898710
roll
>>714898666
Wiiiiinraaar. Trips
>>714898663
Fair point. Touché brother.
>>714898710
Rolling
>>714898666
DO IT
>>714898222
If dubs follow up with:
(Spoiler: I did)
>>714898710
rollio
>>714898696
Rollerin@
>>714898666
LETS GO OP
>>714898666
LULZ
>>714897527
Offer to cup one of your farts for her to eat
Shit bros I don't think I can go through with dick pic. Not now anyway. Checked tho
>>714898882
Rol
I've been on the fence about this for a while, but I really want your opinion before I make a decision. Has anyone really been far as decided even go want do look more like?
>>714898933
kek
>>714898666
your end is near OP wheres the pic m8
>>714898933
DUBZ
Ask her if she will watch The Jungle Book with you
>>714898933
THIS THEN
>>714898710
rolll
>>714898933
Checked
>>714898997
So close
>>714898696
Roll for this
>>714898937
And on this day, OP was a faggot, just as fortold.
>>714898951
Do it
>>714898666
DO IT
>>714899078
Kek
nyyaaaa :3 i can be your painting servant
>>714899078
nice one op!
>>714899078
SEND DICKPICK WE GOT TRIPS FUCKYOU
>>714898710
Rollling
>>714899078
you cant say no to satans trips
>>714899167
shut up gollum
>>714899078
Just kidding about the farts lol. I would like to lick your asshole though.. Interested?
>>714898937
But my satanic trips...
>>714898666
I'm gonna get myself out of this fart topic then we'll see if we can go for dick pic.
>>714899253
roll
>>714898671
nigga get tf out we aren't your personal army
>>714899078
Say I'll wine and dine you for a taste of your farts
>>714899253
Roll
>>714899253
rawl
>>714899248
PRECIOUSSSS!!!!!
>>714899242
Unless he wants to end up dying tomorrow. Like the last one if you remember
>>714897835
roll
>>714899315
Reroll
>>714899289
legend.
>>714899253
This
You into black cotton farmers gettin their puss eaten put by a beartrap, rare but shits cash, also wanna have sex?? *blushez*
>>714899405
Reroll
sorry im weird hahah
just finished changing my gam gams diapers
>>714899289
HOW ABOUT A CUP OF MY DICK?? (in caps btw)
>>714899441
Reroll
>>714899289
haha okay. Well how about this then? We can push our butts together as hard as we can, and then I'll poop into your butthole, and then you can push it back into my butthole.
>>714898710
reroll
>>714899289
You'll pass gas?
>>714899253
rollin for this
Send this
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
>>714899472
Reroll
>>714899253
roll
>>714897527
you were actually doing better than her, at least you were being kind of funny. I fucking hate all her kisses at the end of her messages, she seems very simple
>>714897527
Ask her for a pic of her whispering eye
>>714899479
This. Roll
>>714899289
Say
"Do you remember that snake from The Jungle Book, he looks weird in the live action version"
Draw some snake patters on your dick and draw 2 little eyes and send a picture
>>714899513
roll
Listen, babe, I just want to make you my wife and have you work in my kitchen for the rest of your life. Interested?
>>714899289
well fuck u then bitch
"I live in constant anxiety and misery. I masturbate 9 times a day, and save my semen in jars to remind myself how pathetic I am. I wallow in my own self pity and shit myself because I deserve it and every night I cry myself to sleep. I just want to be loved. Please be my girlfriend"
Anything but more farts
>>714899513
This^
"Shit on my chest daddy"
>>714899479
This guy wants get laid and not end in psychatrie
>>714899289
>>714898666
OP you better
if get: roll for >>714899253
And then send dick pic OP O.O
ask her if her pussy is hungry
Have you ever painted anyone nude? I'm looking for someone to paint my self portrait
>>714899634
Would love to lick your asshole though ;) Interested?
>>714899568
Rerolling
>>714899513
Roll
>>714899605
Roll for this
>>714899734
This
>>714899689
That would be you then?
>>714899689
rolled
"Seriously though, forget the fart in a cup thing, but you could drop a fat, steaming loaf of your precious booty batter right into my mouth? I'm talking a huge, honking turd, right down my throat hole. What do you say?"
>>714899537
Roll
>>714899777
noice
>>714899634
how would you like to go out for proper drinks instead of farts lol? it was me the whole time btw
>>714899777
winrar?
>>714899777
THESE FUCKING TRIPS JESUS. will deliver hold on
>>714899777
OH SHIT LUCKY TRIPS
OP gonna be in booty lickin' heaven TONIGHT
>>714899822
Right back at ya
>>714899777
Well op go, be a hero
>>714899777
Trips gods are smiling down upon us
Wanna brouws kool meems with me??1?
>send a picture of ylyl banana<
I really really really liked the image, you can save it. Its all yours lori
>>714899822
dubs confirms trips let the prophecy be foretold
>>714898710
rolling
>>714899899
screw that 8 man
>>714899777
trips again
I'm just here to fuck your pussy. I want to be interested in your art but I'm blind and really love the feel of a woman
>>714899944
got dubs again
>>714898222
>>714898666
>>714899777
dem tripsss
>>714899634
You know, I have an fart fetish. I get turned on by them. I like most when I fuck someone in ass and the fart smell is cumming out of the asshole with some shit on my dick and it makes weird noises while I pump my dick in and out
>>714899634
I love you
>>714899944
full house
>>714899944 NO MY DUBS AAAAA
>>714900032
ROLLLLL
She just replied "wtf "
>>714898710
rerolling
>>714899777
>>>714899777
>>714899777
DELIVARRR OP
>>714900032
yes plz based trips gods give us this
Send a simple "Have you ever tried the Alabama Hot Pocket?"
>>714900032
Idiots she'll just say "wtf" everytime you say something overly retarded
Rolling
"Send me a picture of your tits or ill kill you"
>>714900106
Lick your asshole to lube it up for my dick I mean ;) You can lube my dick with your mouth and anal will go great!
>>714900106
You prefer pussy licking? If you want you can blow me too
>>714900146
roll and follow it up with "I love it"
>>714900259
This
>>714900106
Caress my testicles please, please and please
oh sorry need to get to first base before licking that qt3.14 anus of yours, so how about we have dinner in my mothers basement and then we can see where things goes
>>714900301
Reroll
>>714900259
rolleroni
"Uh shit I meant ur dog's asshole"
>>714900106
i know it's a bit out of the blue but can I lick it or no?
>>714900106
Now send dick pic Trips OP. Erected dick
>>714899899
>>714899822
>>714899777
>>714898933
>>714898811
>>714898688
>>714898666
>>714898599
>>714898222
>>714898066
>>714899944
HOLY GETS
Some background, I'm in US she's in Newcastle. So any British references are welcome.
>>714900317
roll dis
>>714900351
this
Lemme tongue punch your fart box.
>>714899605
This
look out the window.
hi
Good shit OP your doing god's work. Also this in case dubs >>714900032
>>714900337
Reroll
>>714900399
YES! GET
>>714900399
this is it op you fuck'd
>>714900432
Reroll
>>714900383
Send dick pic OP
If my post number ends in 24 send the dick pic
>>714900493
Reroll
>>714900399
very good follow-up message to the asshole-licking-request. chicks like that
When i was little I used to pick my ass and rub my shit all over my bed. I loved the smell of it. I think thats why i'm so obsessed with eating shit from my partners' assholes now... That being said, do you wanna hang out this weekend? I know a great mexican place not too far from me.
if you dont send me a picture of your boobs ill murder you
>>714900563
Dick pic faggot
i wanna shit on your chest ME SO HORNY!
>>714898666
FOR THE GET GODS OP
IT IS TIME
>>714900563
Reply was "wow intense"
show me your tits
look i wanna fucking eat your asshole so how about you send me a pic of what im having for dinner tonight
>>714900563
Lube it up for my cock ;) You can lube my cock with your mouth if you want, anal will go great!
>>714900610
Kek you are really mentally ill
>>714900699
Yessssssssss winrar
>>714900699
Yay! Continuity
"Would you be ok with me sending a dick pic?"
>>714900699
another nice winrar
>>714900699
we got a winrar ova here
>>714900699
THE DUBS TRAIN JUST DOESNT STOP
Can I stick my nigger dick inside of your tight little cunt
I wanna smash your back doors in with me tongue, lass.
If I can't link yours, will you lick mine?
>>714900765
one off
>>714900699
This and dickpic afterwards
>>714899078
that one was actually funny
"plz respond"
OP is legend
"Nah, in all real seriousness, for realsies, I'm just joking. I'm probably gay, and my friend keeps taking my phone. He's only giving me my phone back when I guess him, but I kinda like kissing him more than I liked kissing girls I've met in the past ya know? "
>>714900699
Getttttt
Rolling for dickpic
>>714900799
Winrar
>>714900699
>>714900777
Trips train going strong too
>>714900799
fuuuuuuck
OP, you better fucking deliver
Hey, so I'm outside your apartment. Imma rape ya bitch. I'm having that booty for dinner tonight. Call the cops and everyone you love is DED.
>>714900777
neither does the trips train
>>714900777
The trips gods have spoken twice now. Gk get em faggot
>>714900834
roll
>>714900713
if you aint eatin corn twice, you're still paying full price
>>714900777
SHIT BRO
Shit I never saw so many dubs and trips
>>714900888
WOT
my post will end in 67
>>714900799
Will do this after response
>>714900877
Kek Dubs Trips Dubs. Epic
>>714900873
nice
>>714900799
Fuckin deliver OP
Do you have a penis, whore
>>714900873
Hahahah you're a good guy anon, thanks for the laughs! Also, hope this actually does get you laid, fingers crossed!
>>714900955
winrar
>>714900888
>
Mother of god.
>>714900955
MY FIRST DUBS
>>714900955
IT DONT STOPP
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>714900888
OH MY GOOOOD
>>714900888
Another one jesus
>>714900888
Checked. Holy kek
wasteddubs.jpg
>>714900888
shit
>>714900888
DUUUUDEEEEEE
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
>>714901000
Holy shit
>>714901001
Shit they were my first dubs and I got so close to trips. What a day
>>714901011
>>714901033
WHAT'S GOING ON
I wanna cum in your mouth.
rip op, now he's socially inept forever.
>>714900873
Got a reply yet?
>>714901000
HOLY FUCK
>>714901011
>>714901033
>>714901055
The dubs don't stop comin
Okay OP here she hasn't responded but what the fuck is with all these gets.
>>714901111
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I fucking hate women, they never wanna fuck me!
>>714901011
Please send this
>>714901111
AAAHHHHH
>>714901011
Get
>>714901111
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>714901111
QUADS
>>714901111
daaaaaamn
This is now a get thread.
