Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Poorfag claimed
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>714896171 (-_-)
aw that sucks
>>714896856
This one is superior
Bomb the japs
カラミチーマス
OTHER THREAD IS FAKE SPAM THIS ONE UNTIL THEY EVACTUATE
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
Why are there 3 threads?
Let's pool enough money to buy 4chan so we can delete /soc/.
Good idea
>>714897285
Why?
>>714897285
LETS POOL UP OUR GOOD BOY POINTS. IM SOCIALLY RETARDED SO EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO BE TOO!
>>714897383
Where do you think you are?
Fucking virgins I hope you die in your sleeo from autism. You fucking virgils can't even get a girlfriend lmao fucking artistic faggots. Get a fucking grillfriend lmao. You are so fucking acoustic I swear to god. Fucking augusts can't even get a grillfiend fucking vigils. I fucking hate you artistic sigil fuckers
>>714897285
I just went there now, holy fuck it's full of normies
>>714897467
Not you too Mi
CANCER
>>714897543
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>714897364
Did you switch again?
>>714897815
Yeah
>>714897467
Just started playing this app. It's pretty nice.
Claim
Claim
>714896903
All my friends still play on ps3 anyway so i don't really need a new pc
im going to take a shower and then go to a party
see you newfags later
>>714898295
>lying to seem cool to his bullies
>Sunday evening party
>>714898295
>partying on a sunday
>>714898216
Most autistic one in the entire thread
>>714898432
its my friend's birthday
>>714898389
it's a birthday party
>>714898453
actually that would be me
>>714896824
Riza Hawkeye
>>714897216
cont?
>>714898453
Saddest cuck in the entire board.
>>714898559
Underage b&
>>714898564
A fine choice.
>>714898615
Saddest virgin in the special Ed room
>>714898697
Saddest motherfucker on the planet.
Y'all are lucky im going to NYC next week and my gf won't let me do this while we are on vacation
>>714898099
Oh shit, me too.
Stopped for a little after coming here though, I guess I will pick it back up.
Yui Hirasawa claimed by yours truly
>>714898880
Have fun, make sure you have some pizza.
>>714898817
>has more sex than you
>has more money than you
>has a real girlfriend instead of a Pokemon character
Yeah I'm so depressed kek
>>714898216
>harrasses
>>714898258
>>714898553
With friends like that who needs enemies? I'm currently saving up 1k to build a desktop, but I keep blowing my money on food lol. You're missing out!
http://www.logicalincrements.com/
Where do normies gather IRL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh-TKJTCtnw
>>714898880
I'll miss you. You really keep these threads alive. We have nothing else to talk about so it's always great when you show up
>>714898983
I know. You should really talk to someone about that. Depression is a pretty serious thing.
>>714899009
Yo.
>>714899072
Can I ask you a few questions?
>>714898983
I mean, honestly speaking, you can still have those things and have depression
>>714899127
Howdy again my dude
Hey Smugsy, are you alright?
>>714899414
No my body pillow left me
>>714899009
>gently bullis
>>714899186
No, you shouldn't be afraid to tell your girlfriend about your diaper fetish. Yes. You should see a therapist about your crippling depression. Yes, it actually does help. No, suicide isn't the answer. Yes. Things will get better.
Arisu.
>>714899453
Body pillow?
>>714899565
Nice try. Avoid the following questions again if you're 250+ pounds and ugly as fuck
>when were you diagnosed with autism
>what does your virgin brain think a vagina feels like
>how mad were you at the sight of the timestamp with my gf
>>714899565
my sides
>>714899337
I'm honestly disappointed by how fast the shitposting fell apart. Not surprised, but still disappointed.
Aww why did the spammer give up?
When the spamming is going on, they beg for it to stop and even give up. As soon as they stop, they pretend it doesn't bother them. Classic autism
>>714899714
Ooh oh can i answer?!
>>714899901
Because no one answered anymore
>>714899714
Your mom after last night.
>>714900083
These must be some very personal, hard hitting questions man.
>>714900061
Poor Spammer-tan.
>>714900148
Not when they can be answered the same way.
>>714900271
"When will the shit posting stop?!"
Kek
>>714899764
Lmao dude after a long time of shitposting, wouldn't you also get tired and ponder with what you're doing? Maybe kids are taking a nap
>>714900343
Provide an honest answer to each of them and I'll leave these threads forever. The fate of these virginity protection centers lies in your hands
>>714900271
I think he got mad after a non english native speaker lectured him about the spelling of some words
>>714899031
I think i want something like
https://uk.pcpartpicker.com/guide/P3MnTW/something
But it will be a while before i can get enough money
>>714900410
Probably.
>>714900435
He said I couldn't speak English because my phone auto corrected the word "technically" into two separate words. Code red damage control at this point
You virgins are lucky the internet exists.
>>714898628
Celebrating a birthday means I'm underage?
How autistic is this guy?
>>714900565
This. Where would they go without their virginity defense thread?
>>714896824
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/328403265/seed-full-dive-technology
>>714900557
Oh? I remember it was about the word "realize" and "realise"
>>714900621
>going shower and go to a party
>still in the thread
Kek, go ahead and reply again and prove that you're a disgusting loner who doesn't shower and doesn go to parties
>>714900534
There is no escape from my love.
My discord.
My past.
>>714900707
If both are correct spellings, then how exactly was he schooling me on language? Code red, level 5 damage control at this point
>>714900557
I thought it was because i spell realise realise and not realize and he came in and told you the difference
>>714900434
But I already did
>>714900083
>>714900875
>the difference
You mean the letter "z"? Code red, Mach 5, level 100 damage control at this point, barely making coherent sense anymore
>>714899714
Havent been diagnosed. Probably have a mild form like most people.
Buy a bag of water beads. Put them in a confined space, but with enough room to insert whatever. Feels like that.
Not very mad. Im sure she loves knowing that her image was saved next to dozens of anime characters by 'filthy neckbeards'.
Theres your answers. Now leave.
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