Alright, /b/. First Dubs decide what I do with this pile of dried semen flakes.
They're brown because I've been wiping my slunk on wood, and it absorbs the wood stain while drying.
>>714876306
Crush and snort
Eat up big boy
>>714876397
Rolling for this
eat
>>714876306
what in the fuck
Cook in spoon and inject, like heroin
>>714876555
What a waste of trips, anon. You coulda made him eat then out of a cereal bowl.
Make spaghetti and use them as seasoning
>>714876650
He said dubs moron, said nothing about trips.
>>714876677
WINRAR
>>714876711
WINRAR
>>714876397
roll
>>714876677
Checked
>>714876677
There it is OP
smoke them,use a bowl and smoke them, if you dont have a bowl make a joint
>>714876677
As Op, I will now deliver
>>714876677
We have a winner OP had better deliver
>>714876855
Checked. You have options now OP.
>>714876677
Is rice ok? I already prepared some.
>>714876943
I'll do half and half. No more than that, though.
>>714876978
Yeah
>>714877141
make it webm plox
>>714876943
If I had time to convert to a webm, I'd post it. I'll just give you a frame by frame of me enjoying my meal.
>>714877244
Kk, can do. It'll take a little time. I just got it out of microwave.
>>714877504
Bon apetite my /b/rother
>>714877423
This is fucking real
>>714877811
I know.
>>714877423
bone app the Teeth
Now we wait for the webm
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>>714878164
FUCK! Why does this give me a boner?
>>714878375
I have something to tell you...
You're a brony
>>714878164
Keep the thread alive for a bit. It's taking a whaile, as I'm on mobile. I'm already most of the way through the bowl, though.
>>714878457
>>714878457
... You disgust me
the thread will live on
>>714878589
we wait and see... the only time I kind of believe OP
rickroll incoming
mfw I see this webm
>>714878436
boo boo the hut
>>714876306
Those are frosted flakes retard.
>>714878652
If this thread dies before I can deliver, I'll make another when I get it converted. The online converter I'm using doesn't seem to like mobile. On my PC now
While we wait for OP
>>714879112
Java the programming language.
>>714879146
>>714879146
GUARDS! SEIZE HIM!
>>714879140
Not in the slightest, buddi-boi.
>>714879283
asdasda
>>714879283
Boy it's been a while since I watched that
>>714879146
Search for a thread of the same name if this dies. I'll make it. Trust me, /b/. I wanna deliver as much as you want me to. I'm determined.
>>714879340
Oh yeah they're just fucking identical to frosted flakes, nothing suspicious there.
>>714879532
Sauce?
>>714879749
serina leaves you in ruins
>>714879855
>>714879749
It's one of my favourites
>>714879564
I getcha, anon. You have reason for suspicion. But here's some proof, if that can quell you. Frosted flakes on the right, semen chips on the left. Note the texture. The semen was a liquid before, so it's smooth now. Flakes are all crinkly.>>714879564
>>714876677
151 keks
This thread was just at this
>>714880049
dayum. Source?
>>714880149
What's the ETA /b/ro?
Here are some still pictures to stave off your hunger while it converts the RIGHT way.
>>714880472
sorry I don't know it, saved from an old thread
>>714880584
how is it, anon? does it taste like normal cum?
>>714880581
Probably about 5, 6 mins. I'm still learning how to change mp4 to webm as I go.
>>714880756
It's a little drowned out by the butter, but when I get a chunk on my tounge, yeah. It retains it's flavour in its hard shell.
>>714880869
shit I posted nothing again
But wont u get prgnate?
>>714881159
of course he will, it was his goal all along... after all, he does have a very womanly beard
mmmmm
>>714881246
Here you go, /b/oys. I almost there, I finally found a good converter.
>>714881407
shit nigger
faggot
feminist retard
i hope you choke and die so they can find cum in your throat
Done converting, came out as 4.5 mb, lemme cut the useless parts out. It's happnin, /b/
>>714881844
Stop you'll make me cum before the webm gets here
>>714878164
Unf
>>714876306
since the ugly people losers and ugly people that smell like poop can know everything by cheating then the ugly people losers and ugly people can cock block
>>714876306
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and hurt people the ugly way to know everything and the ugly people losers smell like shit and the ugly people can hurt people the ugly way to know everything
>>714882037
>>714882079
She sells sea shells by the sea shore the shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure
>>714882037
I agree.
>>714882269
Remember, if it dies, I'll make another with the same name. I have you, /b/. OP daddy promises to deliver, no matter the cost.
>>714882406
yes daddy
>>714882406
I will save this webm to every storage device I have so it shall never be fully destroyed
good thread
I've posted pretty much everything I can that wont get the thread shut down
>>714882688
Anon, I'll do you one better. If you have some way I can deliver the mp4 version, like a throwaway email, I'll give it to ya. My computer is dying, and it's not exactly cooperating.
And here's a pic of the file itself. It's too big (4.46 megabytes) to be uploaded, but I can't edit it because of the file format.
>>714883011
shit
>>714883011
here it is
>>714883011
you could maybe imbed it
dont die on me thread
>>714881798
Filename lol
hurry up! sweet daddy
>>714880584
You look like you might be attractive. Now i'm curious to see your dick
>>714883374
>>714883464
>giga-nigga
>whyamibumping
>>714883147
Sending. You might be able do do something with it, I'm a little stuck.
OP I know this may be a pain, but maybe you could edit the original mp4
or send it to me
>>714883456
Why, I'm flattered. I'll post in the next dickrate thread I see, with a stamp and the name of "cumflakes"
>>714883587
send me the mp4 and I'll edit it down for ya using my pro movie maker skills
>>714883660
post it now ;)
>>714883587
Sending files can be so fucking hard sometimes.
>>714883660
u so naughty
>>714883619
Sure, I'll just post a throwaway email, then send it to whoever wants it.
[email protected]
>>714883011
fuck it.
[email protected]
so many email addresses
>>714883765
Sent
>>714876306
Someone better be ready to screencap
>with me in it of course
>>714883587
is it still sending?
>>714876397
roll
Bumping to keep the thread alive
>>714883972
Idiot
bump
>>714884016
triggered
>>714884126
triggered #2
nothing here either, re-send op, i believe in you
>>714884182
What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If yonly you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
Include my ass in the screencap
This is so gonna 404
>>714884333
unoriginal as fuck
>>714884435
What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I'll have you know I'm a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per a serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark wy words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Thing again reese's puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can bout over 700 different brands, and that's just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but i also have access to all kellogg's brand cereal and ill use it to its fullest extent to wipe your that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If ony you could have known that holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring uopn you, maybe you would have eating it with your orange juice and toast. Bot you couldn't, you didn't, and you're paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You'rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo.
please deliver
Include me too! I'll bring dubs if so
>>714884302
I know, anon. I have you. I need to trash this pc, it's had it.
>>714884623
seems like it might just be your internets
>>714884681
Probably.
>>714884623
Alamos there, anon. Trust me.
>>714884623
SENT! YES! SUCCESS! THE FIRST SUCCESS I'VE HAD SO FAR!
>>714885028
downloading it now
>>714885028
>Success
>>714885028
keep the thread alive while I edit
FOR THE LOVE OF KEK, BUMP YOUR HEARTS OUT!
>>714885212
should we just shitpost
>>714885181
I've done all I can with it for right now. If you want to share it with another. /b/rother, it's all yours.
COMMON THREAD DONT DIE ON ME
>>714885284
sure
BBBIUUUUMP
>>714885212
Bumpin away
>>714885376
Did OP actually deliver?
NO DONT ABANDON
the chaptas i have to go through
bump'd
>>714885776
ENDURE THE CAPTCHAS, ANON. OP IS HERE!
>>714885897
IM TRYING
>>714885966
Checkd
>bum
>>714885897
ITT: anons go through captcha hell to watch someone eat dried cum and rice
Humanity has come far
;_;
>>714886125
screencap that instead of the dried cum
>godtier
>>714886125
Fuck you and your stupid opinions. I hope you fucking implode
Bump
>>714886238
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO EDIT SOMEONE EATING DRIED CUM
>>714876306
>apply glue to your cheeks
>proceed to smear dry cum on cheeks
>let dry
>photograph
???????????
>profit
dubs get.
>>714886175
Screencap't, I'll make a collage
>>714886238
Whoa, im commending it, this is fucking hilarious
>>714886238
>I hope you fucking implode
i have ventured into a new type of chapta hell. it isnt hot, but cold
how's it goin?
it keeps telling me there is an audio stream when there isn't
I'm about to give up.
I promise it will be here soon>>714886943
>>714876306
>mfw everything in this thread is real except the flakes even being cum in the first place
>>714886351
Give the poor man some time, he's doing a favour for us, after all.
>>714886579
>mfw calmly waiting for a man to eat his own rancid solidified cum on camera in a bowl of rice
Oh my fucking god just DELIVER already
>>714887207
trying to
Even if the subject is cancer, this is one of the best and kindest threads I've seen to date
>POO
>>714887247
>>714886932
WE BELIEVE IN YOU, ANON
4chan can suck my fucking dick with these requirements
>>714887513
>LOO
>>714887573
>>714887513
>>714887341
>literal shitposting
anyone know how to remove audio completely from a webm?
>>714887037
OP here,
OH ye of little faith. Here's the post I've been wiping it on for about 3 months. Scraped it off in chunks.
>>714887697
In Final Cut Pro you can isolate the audio and video and just delete the audio track. Yay for Apple user friendliness.
>inb4 muh superior pc
>inb4 apple cuck faggot
>>714887854
>Inb4 use Sony Vegas pro 13
>>714887854
Keeps saying audio streams are not allowed even though I've deleted them
>>714887854
muh cheaper pc with inferior operating system but superior breadth of available software and api availability
muh free-as-in-speech software
muh rejection of the concept of brand loyalty
muh not being part of the 1%
>>714888070
Try converting to another format before you convert to webm. Try avi instead of mp4
>>714888253
Yeah, inb4 those as well
>>714888384
>inb4
>comes in after
>wew
Prove that you are a newfag
>protip; you can
>>714888070
Anon, stop fapping and give us the vid!
Just kidding, I know you're trying.
>>714888070
Formatting can be a bitch
>>714888451
Fuck off. I'm so fucking tired of your shit. Can you please just drown in semen?
>>714888713
OP can arrange that, Possibly. It'll take a few months.
bump
come on
Bumping for hornyness
keeps telling me there is an audio stream when there isn't
Bump
>>714888985
This is the most epic of fails I have ever witnessed. Never have my time been wasted to such an extent. Wow. Just wow.
>>714889044
checked
>>714889089
it's a good watch though
>>714887717
FFFFFUCK
>>714889089
I believe I've been here for an hour now
>>714889209
It's been 2 hours!!!! fuck me
>>714889089
It was fun. I got the vid, I'll try to format and post later. Sorry, anon.
>>714888985
just upload it to Dropbox or drive or whatever and post the link
OP didn't deliver. I am dissapoint
>>714889282
OP here, sorry folks. I suppose it's time to head on home. I'll get the vid up sometime today, I'd nobody else can.
>>714878164
Well guess its time to fap
>>714889321
This
>>714889209
i was here since the start.
i would of loved to see op eat his cum-chips
>>714889321
Grand idea, I have the drive link
heree
THANK FUCKING GOD I FINALLY GOT IT TO WORK
>>714889500
OP DELIVERED!!!!!!! WITH DUBS!!!!
>>714889500
Checked
>>714889532
WOOOOO
>>714889500
AND I GOT DUBS ON POST
I'd like to thank all of the hecklers... you really made me want to prove you wrong... Thank you all
>>714889575
OP here, that wasn't me that did it. It was a kind, wonderful anon. Bless him! Praise him!
>>714889500
Op actually Did it
>>714889500
THIS TOOK 2 FUCKING HOURS?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714889682
Thank you
>>714889500
>>714889575
>>714889588
>>714889679
>>714889682
>>714889685
>>714889708
No time stamp; therefore, didn't happen. Stolen footage.
/thread
sage
>>714889500
OP DELIVERED!! FUCK YEAH!
>>714889685
OP did it, and anon fixed it.
>>714889682
if you want me to waste 2 more hours making webms you have my temp email and I have yours
>>714889755
prove it
>>714889755
OP put a timestamp up first. We told him to make it, and we watched him through it.
>>714889500
Never forget-12/11/16
>>714889755
Oh shit, well now we wait another 2 hours for a timestamp
>>714889795
Can do, anon. U my nigga now
>>714889500
I waited fucking hours for THIS?
>>714889500
OOOOOO
>>714889500
>holy fuck
>>714889936
same /b/ro
>>714889500
TWO HOURS FOR A THREE SECOND LONG VIDEO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Op actually delivered. Op is not a faggot even if he eats his semen
this thread
bliss
>>714890171
blame 4chan 2mb limit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>714889500
>>714890171
and it gets all of the good bits
so glad my life make sense anfter waiting 2 hours for this glorious moment :')
>>714890276
It does.
>>714889500
>dubs
Praise KEK
>>714889500
Im legitimately pissed off that I waited 2 hours to watch a guy eat rice, you don't even see the flakes
>>714888451
>>714890407
I know sad times it all looked the same
right everyone I'm off after the ordeal of making that webm enjoy the 3second vid
https://ci3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/y-eEJVZO0ZxtirXuMmRjVZzxAGAwJupv74ajiF4CXmb6sur6K2QwkLXr7GMupOJtKP91SqftvjLoCJwE2ulPcY6K1RZBhXx1bEGr9pISY6roJZcq139mt0P8=s0-d-e1-ft#https://ssl.gstatic.com/docs/doclist/images/icon_10_generic_list.png
Drive link^
>>714890560
Not the drive link^
>>714890560
>googleusercontent
>.png
Are you really expecting people to fall for this
>>714889500
You have to be kidding you cant even tell if you ate the cumflakes
I hope you fucking die OP once again you prove to be the biggest faggot
>>714890796
Nope. I tried to link the drive url, but every time I do, it downloads that.
>>714889500
welp first time on 4chan
and rumors are true
this is a place for faggots
>>714891037
Arrow → Share Link (or something like that)
>>714889500
To think i was actualy gonna say put me in the screen cap.
>mfw
>>714891366
why is his hands so big?
Trying to post drive link, but it keeps saying the system thinks it's spam.
>>714891695
Holy shit just format it like drive google com slash etc
Put me in cap screen.
