What's /b/ drinking on tonight? >pic related
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What's /b/ drinking on tonight?
>pic related
my own cum
Bleach
>>714832934
So, Canadian whiskey?
>>714833412
Livestream it or gtfo
>>714833432
>implying i ejaculate whisky
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
>>714833503
Actually I was
>implying Canadian whiskey is jizz...
I also got this, but I'm not drinking on it tonight...
Debatin to open this shock top
Luckily bleach
Brazilian beer
>>714834130
That pretzel beer is strange.... I hate it, it's repulsive..... But I can drink it SO easy, and once I have one, I gotta have the rest..... I don't get how Shock Top can do that to me...
>>714834130
Just open it, fucking idiotic faggot.
>>714834377
Oh shit man sounds interestin
>>714834439
Kek no nees to force it nig nog
>>714834130
so the pretzel one is good?
I got pic related recently and am not too fond of it. I like the orange and the raspberry better.
>>714832878
PBR and bud 16oz's.
got a bottle of fireball in the freezer for when i need some extra pizzazz
>>714835033
>>714834846
Yeah deff worth a try. Raspberry one is my fav
>>714835145
you're a faggot
>>714834062
Nobody likes a braggart. Nobody.
>>714835292
Sounds strong but good
last 3 beers posted are good beers, you all drink crap.
Eww eww and eww guys. Here is how it goes for shock top. The regular wheat one is pretty good. Just under blue moon for me ( which is one of my favorites). Raspberry is nasty. Honey crisp is OK. Pretzel taste a little watery. Not bad but like a slightly fully light beer deguised as a full body craft
>>714835353
Johnny Walker is crap.
is pretty okay
>>714834062
>blended
>keeping the box
>>714835353
>>714835503
You guys ever had it? It's absolutely delicious!
> I put 2 cups sugar into a 2L jug of water, plus a teaspoon yeast.
> Let it ferment for a month
> And that, that is what I am drinking /b/
I'm going to some sort of alcoholic hell for this
>>714832878
Always...
>>714835665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUCFt5o2hCs
>>714835623
Uh, its blended crap.
the shit asians buy because brand name.
>>714835808
Pretty accurate actually.
>>714835665
what the fuck? does that even work?
What does it taste like? I cant imagine it would be very strong without being distilled
LETS GET HIGH, LETS GETS DRUNK
>>714835587
Good taste. This is my go to. I'll drink this, wild turkey, and Buffalo trace. Markers being the smoothest
>>714836009
LETS GET FUCKED UP
>>714836039
WR GOT THAT WEED THAT ANIT NO PUNK
a glass of distilled water with a tablespoon of Apple Cider Vinegsr, a tablespoon of raw organic honey, 1/2tsp. of baking soda, 1tsp of organic blackstrap molasses, and 1tsp of lemon juice.
>>714835990
Eventually once the alcohol level gets to 10 or 15%, it kills the yeast and makes it clear-ish. It tastes like stale bread. Hard to get down but it does the trick.
Don't offer any to girls though, they dont understand homemade swill like the rest of us do.
Drinking some wild turkey 101, surprisingly not bad for the cheap price
>>714835990
Read up on fermentation. its a very basic process.
any fruit juice plus yeast = alcohol after a few days
>>714836148
LETS GET FUCKED UP
>>714832878
Bulleit on the rocks. Good stuff
How's everyones night?
>>714834130
Gay bar?
>>714835612
Shut the fuck up you 12 year old. Single malt isn't any better.
>>714836217
LETS GET HIGH, LETS GET DRUNK
>>714836198
Good shit. Better than most bourbons that are double the price
>>714836159
use fruit juice, like apple juice, has all the sugar needed.
>>714832878
2 liter Mt. Dew, nigger.
>>714832878
>>714836293
youre fucking retarded, please die.
>>714836343
Not about that fruity gay shit
>>714836424
Now THAT is what I call swish
>>714836025
>good taste
False! Genrally speaking, the only whiskey that actually tastes good is scotch... and it's gotta be a decent (and expensive) scotch too. The vast majority of other whiskeys you need to force the fuck down after 2 glasses.
>>714836424
Are you fucking Finnish or something
>>714836513
Any glenfiddich... Perfect.
>>714835665
You got problems, son.
>>714832878
Tech n9ne nigga
>>714836566
Canadian actually. The difference between us Canucks and the Nordics is that we don't spread our assholes as wide to the refugees
>>714836317
Hell yeah man, and really does the trick.
>>714832878
>>714835665
I mean, it's effective, I guess, but it's gotta taste like absolute fuck.
Why not start with like a grain mash, or a fruit juice, or some other form of natural sugar/flavor? Fuck, at least use honey instead of refined sugar and make a shitty show mead....
Narragansett, because it's just about the best non-cunty beer company worthy of support these days
>>714834846
the pretzel Shock Top is only good for one or two beers. it's packed with odd artificial flavors that really wear you down after an hour or so. tasty, but not remotely sessionable, imho
Not much of a whiskey drinker, bought this as my first scotch the other week. It's alright I guess. Probably an acquired taste.
>>714836829
If theres any cellulose or anything with a lot of carbons before fermentation, I go blind. Not fun
>>714836617
Yeah, that shit's ok. As far as standard scotch goes, I'd go with Macallan. However, I've never had any other really good scotch with enough frequency to judge, cause I'm poor af.
There are so many ridiculously expecsive mystery brands, and I'm 100% certain that if I became rich, I'd die very quickly from high end scotch.
>>714836513
If you are a weenie maybe. Most scotch is nasty peet moss shit. Try angels envy bourbon and get back to me
Tech N9ne
>>714832878
>>714832878
As a fucking polak vodka drinker I was impressed by this
Some kind of Christmas beer with a elf on it
>>714837122
There are worse ways to go...kek
>>714837148
>blackbree flavored brandee
got wasted on it when i was 14 and can't even think about it without getting appendicitis. it's a pig fucksgusting drink m8.
>>714836819
At 101 proof you're telling me. It's a strong drink but surprisingly flavorful. I just tired him beam black and it is pretty good for how cheat it is as well. Not a big fan of regular jim though
>>714832878
Fuckin painkiller.
Never see that outside my circle.
Prefer parrot bay myself.
>>714836925
That's a decent, standard scotch. Congratulations, you won't have to force down every fucking sip of it.
>>714835743
Good choice
>>714837411
Yeah it's not too bad. Just gotta get used to it. Been mostly drinking Jameson until now, mixed with whatever.
>>714832878
That's a good mix. Had that in atlantic city.
Pineapple juice
Orange juice
Peach schnapps
Malibu rum
And grenadine
I approve OP. Have one for me since I'm working.
>>714832878
liberal tears
>>714837504
>good choice
>no choice
I mean, I'd prefer Bass, but High Life is a good option for an old alcoholic.
>>714837785
Jameson isn't bad, but for me, I'm much more inclined to drink a decent scotch with my morning hangover than an Irish whiskey. Since I'm a raging drunk, that's pretty much how I assess the quality of a drink -- will I be inclined to pound it in the morning?...
I miss being able to buy this in the states.
Gonna make some double screwdrivers soon. Usually I'll smoke some weed to loosen up and avoid my depression but I've been dry for a while.
>>714838250
Hah, not a bad metric to follow I guess. I'm still new to whiskeys, my next one will probably be McCelland's Highlands 12. Been slamming down gin and tonics for the most part.
>>714832878
I'm drinking a christmas tree
why is this thread dying? get with it m80s!
Bump
>>714839871
This, there have got to be more alcoholics on here kek
>>714840433
they're either passed-out or being pussbags lying in bed munching on Smart Food™ and watching anime. either way it makes me sick †bh.
>>714840687
True, I'll probably be laying in my bed with my clothes still on within the hour
>>714840433
>>714840687
I'm fading, keep me entertained.
>>714832878
some codeine
>>714841363
it happens. i'll be doing the same but this stray cat i adopted is on my bed and i just saw she has worms so there are little wormy segmets dropping out of her onto my blanket. so yeah i have some cleaning and laundry to do and gotta get the cat back on worm meds, pic relatish
>>714841377
https://clyp.it/pxtxxvzu
drinking up on blue moon belgian white, local gas stop has the 2 for $4. also got the fucking vodka on deck and hitting a good green bowl
>>714842009
>blue moon belgian white
capital choice my man. that beer is always a winner
>>714841755
>wormy segments dropping onto my bed
You're a good person, anon.
>>714832878
Technician?
nice :) pineapple so sweet you cant taste the 151 except for the little tingle on the tongue
>>714832878
151 rum, pineapple juice, and malibu, caribou make them all come.. Outta their shell and raise hell we gonna party til the cops come
>>714842341
naw she's a great cat, i gave her the full regimen of meds a couple months ago and thought it was over with, but she still goes out during the day and eats chipmunks and shit so apparently she's got some worms still, or again. it's not really a big deal ultimately, but it's a little gross and the medicine is cheap/easy enough. i wouldn't have let her on my bed if i'd known.
>>714841755
Meh, good luck with the cat. I got so drunk the other day that I accidentally passed out with my cat still locked in my room with me. Poor thing waited at least 3 hours for me to wake up and let her out.
I typically am a whiskey man but I went with rum tonight.
>>714843486
looks fantsy. you a shot/chaser guy or a mixer guy? or on the rocks..?
>>714841755
kill the cat, kill yourself and then burn your house down
Thinking about cracking open a Miller lite. Feel pretty shitty though because I just got a Dui last night. Life tip everyone, make sure it's not a cop before brake checking someone, especially if you've been drinking
>>714843764
>fantsy
>>714842559
I still think you're a good guy
>>714843861
ok everyone look at mister fantsy pance here!
>>714843885
thanks friend, i do what i can
Got this right here. Actually the small batch version. It is damn smooth. Better than Maker's Mark which used to be my go to bourbon
>>714843764
As far as whiskey goes I am on the rocks. Rum I start on the rocks typically end up on rum and coke.
Flying dog's Raging Bitch and man am i fucked up enough to not lurk and post. Fuck you guys have a good one!
moster energy drink, regular, and 2 coffee flavors, salted caramel and kona blend!
>>714844055
Have tried lots of bourbon lately have still not tried four roses. This is what I have at home currently
![12391080_10153680957187752_6788599161924747626_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hEKr1u1.jpg "12391080_10153680957187752_6788599161924747626_n[1].jpg")
This shit right here.
>Tfw can't find any sour beers to try besides this one
>>714844247
You should try the small batch version like in this pic. It is so incredibly smooth.
it was on sale 11$ for a bottle, enough for a drunk night of fucking and thai food
Op confirmed faggotnigger
>>714844969
i believe the drunk and thai food part
>>714844969
>a night of fucking
Never talk to me or my anons again
>>714844417
LOOOOOL that's the beer that tastes like vomit!! i drank 5 of those one night and i admit it's a good beer (meaning it did the trick and didn't wreck my stomach, it's a quality product) but the flavor is literally vomit
pic not unrelated you're welcome
>>714845050
i would post a pic but she is still awake, I dont think she wants her naked ass up on 4chan, but ill ask
>>714845655
Yeah, ask...
>>714845655
>ask
whipped af
https://youtu.be/R_aUMMcTEu4
Stoli for the win
>>714846034
Despite what looks to be a horrific dungeon, Stoli would not win the thread for degenerate booze.
>>714845836
>>714845822
she said i could post this.
>>714843486
richfag detected
>>714846034
i really like stoli, my go to vodka. those feet tho
>>714846230
I'm actually tucked in behind a CVS. Sorry no dungeon here. Still I feel I scored a good one with this stoli today.
>>714843825
fuck you
>>714846495
ehh not really I just work over 60 hours a week. It is only like $44 dollars
Tequila all night /b/ros
>>714846034
>vodka with orange soda
oh god.... oh my god the horror.... i can taste the highly acidic citrus flavored scorching burning vomit just looking at it
>>714846375
Shitty butt. Jealousy... vanquished!
Где мой ШЕБЕМ тред, пендосы?
>>714846615
>only $44 dollars
bro i don't even spend that much getting drunk in a whole month, and i'm twice-a-week minimum blackout binger
>>714846657
>implying vodka and orange pop isn't the best poorfag drink out there.
>>714846514
As far as vodka goes, sure, you did good. However......
>>714846657
THIS!
>implying cinge and apple juice isn't the best drink out there.
I am not drinking a bottle a week or anything I usually go through 2 a month one nicer one cheaper ~20-30 range and fill gaps with beer
>>714832878
>>714834062
>>714834130
>>714835145
>>714835292
>>714835587
>>714836276
>>714836416
>>714836925
>>714843486
look at all those rich facebook faggots. Disgusting.
the old /b/ is fucking dead
>>714846950
Well fuck it's better than straight vodka and it's what I could find for free.
Fuggoff
MadDog Electric Melon.
>>714847051
Don't worry you have vodka feet here to keep you company
>>714847051
>the old /b/ is fucking dead
not completely m80
>>714847051
>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
>>714847051
I still have nightmares from my Canadian mist days
>>714847094
It's alright, underageanon, I was there once too.
>>714847371
I'm 22 tho
Broke as fuck.... All I can afford and I'm a raging alcoholic so first drink in a month or two
>>714832878
Fuck and I lost my merry jizzmas image from last year. So long shitpost plans.
>>714847371
I knew a guy that would finish off 1.5 bottles of Canadian Mist, every other day. He had some serious problems.
>>714847440
>>714847670
Jägermeister and Brugal extra viejo
>>714847638
it's me, Jimmy. Long time no see, eeeh? how did like me drunk cock in your mouth?
>>714847450
broooo you fucked up bad
never EVER buy any low priced whiskey other than Evan WIlliams
Salaam
>>714847638
>Canadian mist
I actually had to look that shit up, motherfucker. Never make me do that again.
>>714847692
>>714848000
URDUN FTWWWWWW
>>714847832
Are you me? Evan was my go to bum whiskey for a solid like 3 years, I only buy velvet now cuz a handle is 10$ and like I said I'm an alcoholic and only have my relapse moments once a month or so
>>714847155
Does that come with a side of knife hand?
I just bought a bottle of Ardbeg 10 on a recommendation.
It tastes like a fucking ashtray.
Fuck this shit.
>>714848066
Well, then it's only appropriate that we should be jammin to the same tune!
>>714848298
Forgot to link it cause I'm drunk!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jdbE0jO7oD8
>>714832878
is this seaman foote?????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
>>714848228
grats, you got ass fucked by hipster marketing
>>714848228
I have had some delicious ash tray scotches
>>714848634
>>714848634
Did you get your 1 square foot of land? Kek
>>714846514
Tucked in behind a CVS? What do you mean? Are you homeless?
>>714848634
and here we have another hipster, eager to tell us about how his preferred fermented poison is superior, because it's from Scotland and it's expensive
>>714848723
He's clearly homeless. I for one am glad he's got a Stoli and (internet?).
>>714848885
Internet was my question
>>714848723
>>714848885
you know you're in America when you can upload a photo to the internet using a handheld device but you don't have a place to sleep
>>714848986
oh he has a place to sleep m8. anytime.
>>714849151
Are you implying we purge the homeless?
>>714848806
No I can't even drink scotch anymore I probably couldn't stand it any more. I have been on bourbon too much lately. But at the time I did build up to enjoying it.
>>714849239
You mean to say you don't
>>714849239
nah, not at all. not really.
slackjawed fagûts
>>714847051
OP here - wish I could be FB famous.... Lots of money to be had on FB....
>>714848634
I actually have a bottle of that.... Anon, seriously, save up for a bottle of Blue Label... You won't be disappointed! Quarter-cask tastes like shit compared to Blue....
>>714848806
Quarter-cask isn't even that expensive, as far as scotch goes...
>>714847051
>the old /b/ is fucking dead
I've been hearing this for about 7 years now. Save yourself some time and GTFO
>>714851744
>welcome to /b/.... I've been hearing it for at least a decade, anon....
>>714836768
>don't spread our assholes as wide to the refugees
yeah... right...
been to Ontario recently... i disagree with you.
>>714847051
>the old /b/ is fucking dead
kek. there are less autistic ways to say you are a newfag, newfag.
>>714836158
So BBQ sauce...
>>714832878
your mother's pussy juice.
>>714848634
meh. not worth the money
I am one month sober. I have wanted a drink so bad this weekend. I'm even browsing a /b/ thread talking about what people are drinking. Bottle shops are about to close for the night here too, so I couldn't even go buy some if I wanted to.
Not that I do. I don't miss it that much. Just work stress, don't want to go back there tomorrow.
>>714854106
tell ya what mate
ya eat right
ya don't drink
ya don't smoke
and then ya die anyhow
>>714846732
How the fuck do you do that?
Seriously, I'm interested, when I was heavy into drinks I spent 1/3 paycheck on rent, 1/3 on utilities and food, 1/3 on alcohol.
>>714854605
1.75L generic store brand vodka
$9.99 each
sometimes cheaper if you get a lucky sale and/or shop around
pic relate : took a solid decade off of my liver and life using Hawkeye alone
>>714854285
True. That justified a lot of years of heavy drinking for me. But it was starting to become a problem. I also didn't like constantly waking up feeling like death warmed up.
There are some perks to this new stretch of the road for me.
>>714854106
It's about moderation, anon... You don't need to finish that 32-rack, yo... Save a few for next time!!
If you can't stop drinking until you're physically incapable of pouring more booze down your throat, then you've got a problem..... BUT, I posit that if you can't be around alcohol without pouring it down your throat, then you STILL have a problem....
Drink two, and be happy, and you'll have conquered alcohol.... Maybe three.... But, moderation is key here... Once you can have one or two and walk away, then you'll have found true inner strength... :)
>>714854898
Are you in the USA?
In Australia, liquor is taxed through the fucking head, heart, soul, mortgage. You can barely buy a bottle of el' cheapo wine for $10 here.
Cheapest 700ml spirit you can get is $26.
>>714855650
Yeahh, I know there was a problem there. That's why I stopped recently. I can have 1-2, but then I want/need/desire another. And then another, and then just one more.
Moderation was the problem I couldn't master. Still don't know if I could. And at only 1-2 drinks, it's almost like what is the fucking point.
>>714837148
Mixed a bottle of this with 60 CCC pills when I was an edgy 13 year old that just got expelled and couldn't get in anywhere else. First and only attempt at suicide. Tasted good, think I'll pick up a bottle in the morning.
>>714855682
fucking hell man, no wonder your wallet is raped
yes USA here
christ i'm kind of relieved to see this info though, always been jealous of you Aussies and your seemingly care-free fun-loving dream state of a lifestyle
this shows me a bit of the dark side
>>714832878
Drank alomst half of this today (alone), one of the best bourbons I've discovered to date! Thanks Total Wine, only $30 :)
Also doing blow so that might be a factor lmao
>>714834062
Overrated and horribly overpriced. Just a whisky for show-offs who don't know their whisky.
>>714856267
>only $30
>doing blow
richfag alert
>>714832878
drinking my 4th cup of water and passing out. i forgot what i had, but 6 shots of 100pf rum + juice. sober now. i fucking ruined a board game w 3 friends for 6 hours, but wtf why not? iolo.
night /bfuckerniggerfaggots.
>>714856267
If only I could get some powder, I'd be a happy man.
>>714832878
>Pic fucking related
>>714847051
>Can't afford a 2 euro beer
Seriously, get a job kid
>>714856389
I have $18 dollars in the bank and owe my dealer 500... I'm supposed to be dealing for him but I a retarded poorfag trying to get a taste of "the life"
>>714856389
$30 is cheap for middle shelf whiskey.
>>714848228
Ardbeg is fucking brilliant. And you grow 3 chesthairs with every sip. But I admit, it's not really for beginners.
>>714848634
Great whisky!
>>714851234
Do you even know what a quarter cask is and what it's effect is on whisky? Blue Label is just overpriced shit for people who don't know anything about whisky.
>>714856565
well shit i'd probly be getting fucked up if i owed a coke pusher 500 bucks too. hope you got guns dude
>>714847051
Dude, to spend 50 bucks in a bottle is not being rich, is having a job.
>>714847051
NEET detected
>>714856264
It's sad enough to drive a man to drink. Only then to realise again that you're drinking because it's so fucking expensive to drink.
Yeah, Aus isn't that great man. Add all the police states that make it nearly impossible, and undesirable, to get a firearm. (Licencse with 1 year waiting period, must be licensed, must have safe meeting ridiculous requirements, must be fingerprinted and kept in a register, must allow police inside your house at any time for 'surprise inspections' of your safe and firearms, can not carry or use them except in licensed venues.....) but it's a nanny state where it's illegal in most states here to even carry a pocket knife in public. Plus police can stop your car and administer breatherlyer tests whenever they feel like, or stop traffic on major highways and make everyone do the test (holding up peak hour traffic for 1.5 hours extra.)
Nahh, fuck australia man. Where in the US are you?
>>714856829
He's friendly and I hope to make it back, but as an unemployed, detached/depressed 22-year old it's not looking good... ah well, it's been a pleasure druging myself to death
>>714856520
drink up.
>>714856520
? what is it
>>714832878
So much better and cheap af too!
>>714832878
Jose Cuervo tequila
Gonna drink til I pass out wish me luck /b/ros
>>714856983
In America guns and alcohol are less of a defense mechanism than a venue for entitlement and reckless anti-lackluster mixed in with a swab of entertainment until they end up getting you in trouble/family
>>714856983
christ, guess i've just been looking in the right places, plus this country has me pissed pretty much 24/7 so i've got a pretty strong "grass is always greener" syndrome going on
i live in STL, MO, about 20 minutes north from downtown. not a bad place to live all in all, outside of the nignog problem
>>714856520
>>714857072
Either koOl-aid or the rankest heroine the world has ever seen
>>714856520
>>714857349
oh man i've seen that before, that's the "i'm the only one at this party and i'm fine with that" bucket of jungle juice. party on, dude
>>714832878
Coke. Alcohol is for losers without criterion who are just following the stereotypes of the society.
>>714857483
>>714857483
>drinking the most popularly consumed soft drink in the world
>"alcohol is for losers following stereotypes"
nice one m8, ya got us good
>>714857777
C H E C K E D
>>714857777
Is Coffe and sugar. Nobody can't hate that.
Was working on finishing this.. but it's all gone now.
>>714832878
I like some hard drugs with my stiff drink and smoke, like some coke and amphetamines.
>>714858123
man, had the most intense vomit of my life due to Everclear, the one and only time i will ever drink it
drank like probably half of a 750ml over the course of a whole night and morning, slept all day. woke up sometime afternoon feeling great.
went and took a tall glass of V8 juice, try and get the body working proper again. wasn't nauseous or anything, felt great, not even a headache
the very moment that V8 hit my stomach, i felt it coming on like a lightning bolt. ran into the bathroom and had the most EXTREME projectile vomit of my life. puked up the V8, all the juice i was mixing it with, and presumably everything i ate the day before as well. god damn it was chunky, and it came out like shit from a goose
TL : DR - i do not drink Everclear
>>714858331
This guy gets it
>>714858397
holy shit man you must have wrecked your gut something special to puke like that so many hours later - especially if you were feeling pretty ok before that.
>V8 juice
again, muh nigga that shit is THE ONE AND ONLY BEST proper hangover drink (especially the low sodium version but i digress). absolutely sick that you drank that much everclear. live and learn i guess!
>>714858397
It will do that the first few times. As your body adjusts it get better. Spent many a night drinking clear springs, everclear is alright, but way overpriced.
>>714847214
What the fuck I literally just finished watching this
>>714832878
Checking in
