Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
"You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Claimed ^^
>>714818393
>2013
they don't have HSV in the game, and the Commodore is its own model, they have the '04 SS version of that too
>Sameji claim'd
Claim
Claiming Rikka Takanashi aka Best Chuuni!
[spoiler]>>714816358
......What is Civic for $3k?
>>714816615
What?
>>714816697
Right?
Do you guys wish your waifus were alive irl? or would they be disgusting 3D? im confused.
>>714815956
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12CoahhC6Ui
I did the best I can.
I'm not very familiar with the song.
>>714816289
Yes it is!
>i don't have an amp and it doesn't go in one
>This is now a bunny thread :^)
>>714819013
We wish we were in the anime with them, or if it would be possible for everything to turn 2D
star claimed
Claiming Alice2
>>714819013
My waifu is already real.
Claiming.
I quit posting in these threads months ago, but I need something to do, so I'm baaaaack bitches,
>And with an all-new waifu
>>714818750
Also hi Shinoa!
>>714819303
Heretic
Who did you claim before?
>>714818930
Go for the SS.
>>714819303
>Heresy reeeeee
>>714819007
I have a '92 SiR-II, they don't have too many civics in here
>>714819403
ugh, i already bought the monaro
>now i have 2 cars that are upside down
>>714819403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12CoahhC6Ui
Here's the song you asked for :^)
>>714819385
>Who did you claim before?
Oh, that's a secret, friend.
Don't worry about it.
>>714819403
Heya Rory!
Is your health alright?
Is this even the right Rory? The one who likes bikes?
In other news, I just fucking ate charcoal.
>>714818460
What makes her best psychopath?
>>714818588
>>714818972
Cause the party doesn't start til we walk in?
>>714819007
Post more cosplays
>>714819062
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>714819251
FUCK YOU TOO
>>714819303
Hello guy who is now heretic!
>>714819637
Tell me faggot
>>714819616
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you damn well know who
>>714819389
You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious.
>>714819653
Exaaaaaacty!!!
post smug
カラミチーマス
>>714818750
Claiming
>>714819653
I've never been branded as a heretic before
But I did find a superior waifu, though, so-
Gotta do what ya gotta do am I right?
>>714819690
Sorry, friend.
No can do.
I'm sure you'll piece it together eventually, anyway.
>Heretic
>Captcha selects boxes in shape of cross
Wow, everyone's out to get me, huh?
>>714819637
This is bike Rory. Im not dying, so its fine.
>>714819616
Thats Roundabout. I want Mood For A Day.
>>714819610
They're not bad. Best when you set them up to powerslide though.
>>714819871
>because thats hard for me and Shinoa
>>714819861
Rikka!
>>714820044
Give me a hint
What anime was she from?
>>714818750
>mfw no qt trap
>>714820062
That's the joke.
>>714819712
Ai shite iru~
>>714820095
Awwww Megumine!
>>714819731
>>714819653
She's not super obvious.
>>714820062
>I'm not dying, so it's fine
I mean that's nice, I guess.
Good to have someone familiar around.
You're a cook right?
Is there anything easy I can fix up to impress someone fast?
>>714820136
>Give you a hint
Can't you just wait until I inevitably spoil my secret?
Be patient, friend.
>>714820273
It's fine, how's school?
>>714820062
that's what my viper is for, i'll see what i can do with these though, might be too heavy
>>714820341
>inb4 the secret is a penis
>>714820341
Nah I gotta know now!
>>714820356
I love her hair.
>>714819871
I don't have any
>>714820405
>is a penis
Could be, I'm into dick sometimes.
But it's not.
>>714820491
I, too, lack smug.
My waifu has two emotions:
Spacing out
Deep-spacing out
>>714820464
Sorry, brother.
You're gonna have to deal for now.
>>714820341
Is it any of the following:
Tenryuu
OG Tatsuta
Holstaurus
Hanako
Tsuyu
Blake
Tatsumaki
>>714820341
Not if you dont know much about cooking. Solid eggs benedict for breakfast, decent burger for lunch, a nice pasta for dinner if you want to go down that route. Desserts are where you want to start.
>>714820405
They're heavy but they have insane torque for their weight. Clarkson loved the hell out of the Bathurst edition. Its easily exchanged for a pickup truck and able to haul a heap.
>>714820646
I bet its MeguKongNico
>>714819861
Reminds me of some song that's on the tip of my tounge
>>714819871
I'm impressed of that smug
>>714820044
I guess. Remind me, who were you before?
>>714820062
From previous thread: only cosplay shinoa has is that hestia on and a cosplayer doing shinoa is ruby
>>714820235
No u
>>714820307
Oh
>>714820356
Midnight
>>714820483
I love you
>>714820646
Nah.
>Or is it?
Does this mean I'm in the clear now?
Am I free to go?
Am I being detained
Am I being detained
Am I being detained
Officer
>>714820715
Hm, I can do all of those things.
I think, I've never tried to make pasta :/
Also not MeguKongNico
>>714820732
>Who were you before?
Ah, don't worry about it.
>>714820606
Mine only has happy, super happy, super depressed or embarrassed. Could be worse i guess
>>714820732
Yeah that Kesha song, Tik Tok
>>714819653
What did I do
Remember the time everybody in the thread got lewd? i miss that day.
>>714820732
W-what?!
>>714820952
pls leave
>>714820580
hi
>>714820732
hello shinoa
>>714820483
hi yours is also cute
>>714820952
DID SOMEONE SAY LEWD
>>714820837
Could be.
>>714820881
TIK TOK
ON THE CLOCK
BUT THE PARTY DON'T STOP
NO
>MONKEYS SHRIEKING
2010 was lit
>>714821014
Hi
I was just watching akame ga kill
>>714820715
got the commodore up to 700ft-lbs and 731bhp after tuning, 1300kg, time to work my magic
>>714820358
>>714821014
It's not as long as Akame's
>>714821073
Not as lit as 2006 pop songs!
>>714821184
whatmadeyoumissthem?
Fucking Sahana Kurumi boys. My life would've been so much better had i met a Sahana Kurumi on High School.
>>714820828
Why so secretive?
>>714820881
Oh fuck no lie, i can groove to that
>>714820943
Being bun :)
>>714820983
Huh?
>>714821014
What's up?
is this the rikka from many months ago?
>>714819293
Claimed.
>>714821185
yeah they're pretty long
>why shoot her
>>714821320
nothing really.
>>714821106
what episode you on?
>>714821225
>Not as lit as 2006 pop songs
I was being ironic, but you're definitely right, my dude.
>>714821320
What better way to break the ice coming back to /waifu/ than to arbitrarily insist you keep your old waifu a secret?
>>714821320
You and me both baby!
>>714821480
The one and only!
>>714821571
Ayyyyyyy Kanye west's Stronger, Black Eyed Peas, Gorrilaz. Mmmm those days will be missed
Me and my girlfriend are planning to have a baby.
We agreed on naming him or her 「明け方」or 「明い」
Any thoughts?
(first one means "Dawn" and the secound one means "bright")
>>714821267
She looks dangerous.
>>714821320
Hm?
>>714821529
Would you wrap her hair around your fist and slap her around for a bit if she wanted?
>she loves killing people
>>714821678
>Stronger
Uh-huh that was my SHIT.
Hope my boy Kanye's doin' alright.
Guy's been outta his element lately.
Also, you may enjoy this for comedy purposes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opnjIcd4L8M
>My love of Ricardo Queso begins in irony
>But it ends in fiery fucking passion
>>714821734
Hikari is a stupid name. Don't do it.
konbanyaa~
>>714821480
You tell me
>>714821529
Sounds hella fun my dude
>>714821571
Sure. I guess you don't wanna be pelted
>>714821678
>baby
My oh~
>>714821832
Wut?
>>714821009
Why?
>>714821073
Why yes i did!
>>714821678
Where did you go
>>714821926
Yes
>>714821926
Don't love me, I'm not ready to be loved.
>>714821698
oh I thought you started a while ago
>>714821832
I really don't think she would want that...
>>714821926
it's a blast
NEW THREAD GAME
Post why your waifu is inferior to mine!
>>714821926
A fresh start, even on an anonymous message board, is always fun!
>>714821989
>tfw when I wanted to claim Galko-chan as my waifu for the longest time
>tfw when two people already claimed here
>tfw when I wasn't about to be the third
Found my own airheaded blonde waifu, though.
>>714819062
Is not!
>Why not?
>>714819610
What is S2K?
>>714819653
Okay. :^)
>>714821855
Dude that was legit pretty damn smooth I liked it!
>>714821926
You know I love you~
>>714821996
My chuuni magic only lasts for song long, just kidding, working and working and working alot ive missed you guyyyyyyyys <3
>>714822129
She looks like she can take a few haymakers
>>714822205
She doesn't have green hair.
>>714822129
I did and i got to episode 3. I don't watch anime much
>>714821867
Its Akegata or Akarui
>>714821868
Why Hikari though?
It sounds odd.
Plus I want my baby to be bright.
>>714821678
What about the Killers?
>>714822239
Good shit.
If you're feeling in the mood for a pick-me-up ever just check out some of his other stuff, never ceases to make me smile.
>>714822333
You're goddamn right she doesn't
Keep 'em coming
>And it's blonde!
>BLONDE!
>>714822333
Checked
>>714822430
There you go. His or her's name would be Bright.
>>714821246
>>714822527
Ohhhh the Killers, one of my favorite bands
>>714822528
Ayyy gladly!
>>714822239
I see. I watched Chuunibyou just a couple of weeks ago and I really like Kumin. She's so cute
>>714822235
cost wise you mean? not a factor in the game, i've got like 10 million credits saved up; i have an '06 one tho, it was pretty useless in the game though, a tuned 370z or STI is still in its class with almost 50bhp more at only 200~kg more
>>714821996
:^)
>>714822029
:(
>>714822129
Watch jojo (^:
>>714822205
Because she can kick ass without the need for pokemon.
I guess
>>714822235
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714822239
Always do~
What's up?
>>714822521
Digi-sword
>>714822430
Gave her a good Christian name like Christina
>>714822528
Well, my waifu doesn't own any Pokemon but she does have a platypus that follows her around and even fights for her.
>>714822551
Cute hair ears...
>>714822672
With what if I may ask?
>>714818750
>>714822756
Smuggalicious
>>714822756
I can't return your love because I already love my waifu.
>>714822702
Isnt she??? She almost makes me want to commit heresy
>>714822756
You know what im doing girl, im just getting more lewds to make you angry with!
>>714822521
What's up?
>>714822527
Killers ain't bad, I give them a listen from time to time.
>>714822527
Now look, Hot Fuss was a good album, but if you ever, and I mean ever, imply that it gets lumped in with Demon Days by my boy Damon Albarn, I will hunt you down, and crush you with my bass guitar.
>The Killers are pretty good though
>Saw 'em cover something the other day on TV
>They nailed it
>Forgot what it was though
>>714822756
>Implying my waifu cares enough to kick ass at all
Joke's on you, she's too up-in-the-clouds to even come up w/ a challenge.
>>714822771
>No Pokemon
>Platypus
>Follows around
>Fights for her
She's now a Pokemon master!
>>714822248
I don't think I would do that to anyone to be honest
>>714822423
can't blame you, I only watch a few episodes here and there
>>714822756
yeah I'll have plenty of time next week
>>714822962
Yo, not much, just hanging out. What about you?
claimed
>>714822881
I started a Kumin folder last night and it's already bigger than my mugi folder
>>714822756
',:^)
>>714822974
It even helps cook for her and washes her back in the tub.
>>714822978
What if she begged you?
>>714822771
>>714823160
Duuuuude me to! Its about the same as my Rikka folder at the moment, but she is soooooo cute!
>>714823242
I really help you're okay...
>>714822634
「光」is "light"
「明い」is "bright"
>>714823160
moogs
>>714823194
What a loyal platypus!
Also what a strange character!
>>714823160
Oh my is this the Mugi from months ago?
The one with excellent music taste?
>I think you liked punk music
>>714823464
Stop posting ugly 3DPD
>>714823500
He's the 16 year old one I think
>>714822837
It is I lol
>>714822859
No love for the anon? Oh i see
>>714822881
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714822974
But can she defend herself?
>>714822978
Good :^^^))))))
>>714823160
',:)
>>714823297
She needs more art tbh. Is the second season worth watching?
>>714823464
Anon
>>714823500
>>714823603
Yes
>>714823635
How goes you
>>714823603
>>714823643
That'd be the one.
Do you have any music recommendations?
>>714823635
Yup.
>>714823635
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
>>714823643
I didnt like it too much but I mean if you just want more rikka and kumin go for it!
>>714822978
Same. I'm going to bed now so goodnight
>>714823500
I know right? It just starting following her one day and just became her friend. She didn't even know it was there until epi 4.
>>714823635
It wouldn't be fair to you.
>>714823194
no
>>714823635
I only have one day of work next week and it might be like that for two months
>>714823826
goodnight muffin
>>714823005
Pretty much the same, went out and about earlier, but now it's time to chill for the night. Might get some vidya going a bit later.
>>714823635
At a glance, that pic almost looks like Mazinger Z from the waist down.
>>714823364
>>714823931
Curious.
What anime?
'Bout time I pick up a weeb series.
>>714824075
>vidya
POKEMON MOON
POKEMON SUN
POKEMON MOON
POKEMON SUN
>>714824018
She'll leave you for someone who would..
>>714822205
Third time could have been the charm. cute waifu though
We took a walk that night, but it wasn't the same
We had a fight on the promenade out in the rain
She said she loved me, but she had somewhere to go
She couldn't scream while I held I close
I swore I'd never let her go
Tell me what you want to know
Oh come on, oh come on, oh come on
There ain't no motive for this crime
Jenny was a friend of mine
So come on, oh come on, oh come on
>>714824075
Nice. I'm relaxing for the night because tomorrow I'm going hard at studying for finals
>>714823464
I know. Why do you think I recommended it? But I would choose Dawn because reasons
>>714824218
I can't not worry, you're such a sweet person and people like you are hard to find nowadays.
>>714824223
"Sabagebu!" It's a survival game anime like Mirai Nikki.
>>714824247
no
>>714824345
Well somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend in February of last year!
>>714823771
Watching jojo then finishing drifters. You?
>>714823779
X doubt
>>714823819
>at least it isn't bunny
>>714823931
:(
>>714824018
WEW
>>714824075
Kek. I have a lot more art from anons that made for me
>>714824499
She'll leave you because you're not fulfilling her sexual desires. Shame, she has very pretty hair too...
>>714824516
I'm sorry...
>>714824421
Never seen either one, but I'll check it out!
Thanks, Sonokawanon.
>>714824516
A: Truth
>>714822974
Yeah but Hot Fuss produced more hits than Demon Days
Demon Days had like Feel Good Inc. and thats it.
Hot Fuss had Mr. Brightside, Somebody Told Me, and Jenny Was A Friend of Mine, etc.
I'll admit there's only a few songs that I didn't enjoy on Demon Days but The Killers just produce more hits.
>>714823779
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P9kRXh2wHCs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nk_b0VYbic
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJFWGpgS5gU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ojOeUfCnY5o
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PzZAPagFF_o
I've leveled up my library a bit but Miku (Homura) is still definitely the guy for music
>>714823819
Yeah I heard it wasn't as good as the first season
>>714824421
>>714824018
Why the cutback on work hours?
>>714824223
More than likely it'll be Halo 5 since my Xbone is collecting dust lately. I need to get the touch screen on my WiiU fixed so I can get some Sm4sh in too.
>>714824372
Good idea. Don't want to overdo it with the cramming or you'll start pushing out the stuff you already know. How many finals are coming up?
>>714824516
Helluva lot better than something I could do in MS paint.
Claimed forever
>>714824888
Homura has shit taste in music
>>714824516
Just chilling, watching some anime. Oresura to be specific
>>714825011
Exactly. I have 3 in class finals and a presentation.
>>714825128
But he knows more music than I do
>>714824734
>produced more hits
>more hits
>Triggered
You're forgetting about Dare.
While there wasn't a single song I didn't like on both albums I gotta disagree, just on the grounds that Demon Days was more my thing.
And everyone knows you can't go off of hits alone, you gosh-darned menace.
>Every Planet We Reach Is Dead
GOoooOOOOoood shit especially Ike Turner's piano work
>November Has Come
My boy MF DOOM
>All Alone
That's some good mixing and production work, son.
>>714825183
>They took the bait
heheheheh
>>714824673
Lies
>>714824719
Nope
>>714825011
Same tbh
>>714825239
Never heard
>>714824719
I say watch Mirai Nikki first then.
>>714824941
Please stay safe :(
>>714824516
it's pretty bad
>>714824673
i don't think that getting hit is part of her sexual desires
>>714825011
it's a really slow time of the year. hours are down since sales are also bad. I'm the last guy in so I get the least hours
Only waifu worth claiming
>>714825372
It's a cute slice of life. Can't really think of another anime to compare it to
>>714822704
Nonono, I mean an S2000!
>>714822756
What's wrong Smugs? :^)
>>714825011
>not 3ds Sm4sh
Boyyyyyyyy
>>714825372
Yep.
>>714825381
Only if Mirai Nikki is shorter.
>>714824516
You want the bunny???
>>714824888
Its nooooooot so its totally your choice just liike K-on season 2, more of the same
>>714825496
Sam > Monsoon > Sundowner
>>714824888
best girl and best trips
>>714825573
I know what you meant, thought you were asking how much they were in game or something
just finished the first draft of the drift tune for that comodore, let's see if i still know what i'm doing
>>714825496
sundowner motherfucking sundowner its been almost 4 goddamn years and he is still popping up.
arisu.
>>714825496
>>714825617
Probably going to watch it just for kumin and rikka tbh
>>714825668
You know it
>>714825897
I am fucking invincible!!!!!!!!!!
>>714825960
Ayyyyyyy thats my mugi, watching for the 2 best girls
>>714826120
i think we need a good'll days thread
>>714825239
>presentation as final
Wew, I hated those. But they definitely make you better as a speaker. Good luck on it.
>>714825606
I'm a console exclusive! By the time I get hold of a 3DS, I'd be using an emulator anyways. Who's your main?
>>714825460
Agh, the seniority rules. Great if you're up near the top I guess. I got the screwjob at a couple of previous jobs because of being at the bottom of the totem pole. Are your finances alright?
>>714826290
It's not bad. My friend and I have been working on a map for our computer graphics class, so we just have to show it off. Pretty low stress.
>>714825460
Millitary when?
>>714825499
Is there romance in it?
>>714825573
YOU DAMN WELL KNOW WHAT
>>714825606
Booooo
>>714825617
N-NOOOOI NOT THE BUNNY
>>714825631
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>714826120
oh my god it perfect
>>714826463
Yes, it's all about romance.
>>714826238
Dekomori is worst girl imo
>>714826463
She is here to nibble at your feet!
>>714826682
Dekomori is 3rd best!
>Rikka
