Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8x5FdL2qr8
>>714827032
a r i s u
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>>714826290
yeah, I have some savings.
and I haven't left my parents place like a slob
>>714826463
I've considered this
Do I have autism?
>>714827070
>>714826632
Chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai is the closest i can think of
>>714826927
>rikka
>
>>714825296
>Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine
Chilling lyrics, cool bassline.
>Mr. Brightside
Upbeat sounding but sad lyrics, fun guitar parts
>Smile Like You Mean
Okay, not my favorite
>Somebody Told Me
I like it but it seems like stale pop music.
>All These Things I've Done
Didn't really like it
>Andy Your A Star
Not really my cup of tea but it's okay
>On Top
Fun vocal work, etc.
>Change Your Mind
One of the few I didn't really like
>Believe Me Natalie
No comment
>Midnight Show
Also pretty spooky lyrics, part of their Murdee Trilogy
>Everything Will Be Alright
Kind of a sad song, but I like it
Also you forgot that Hot Fuss was 2004
The Bunny Rikka is here to terrorize the smug
>>714827181
Tbh, it doesn't sound that bad
>shinoa
Sameji claim'd
where's rory? this car snap oversteers like no tomorrow
>>714827267
>terrified scream here
>frenemy
whats the point of playing Katawa Shoujo if the sex scenes are all disabled -_-
>>714827071
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oh5p5f5_-7A
>>714827234
>tfw Kumin
>>714827267
I like the "dess" that Dekomori does at the end of every sentence
>>714827234
That's honestly a good comparison, the MC has some chuunibyou in him
>>714827493
The "dess" is desu
You don't pronounce the "u" in "desu"
>>714827490
Who would censor softcore hentai
"You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Claimed ^^
You guys move too fast and I can't keep up.
>>714827356
I'm sure there are some tests I wouldn't pass
>>714827687
good
カラミチーマス
>>714827674
i typed dess because that's what it sounds like she says
>>714827467
Ahahaha give me yo feet
>>714827493
Youre gonna love this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmPPCkF6-fk
>>714828246
Oh yeah that vid is great
>>714827804
I'll take your waifu with my brand new trips.
>>714827493
I see
>>714827524
WHOO!
>>714827804
Pt test?
>>714828246
I have legs
>>714827181
Nice, last thing you wanna do is leave when you're not quite ready. You'd be up the creek without a paddle. Don't be a stranger while you're off.
>>714828345
I didnt mean to link the 10 hour one but ya know das cool lol
>>714828541
Dont try turning me on now frenemy
>>714827684
It's not censored -_-
it's disabled ¬_¬
>>714828541
idk what types they even do
>>714828659
i'm already one
>>714828387
not that I'd want yours over mine but I'l still roll
>>714829111
>>714828843
disabling is self censorship
>>714829111
Oi. You got trips, now what are you gonna do?
>>714828806
Kumin's english voice isn't as nice
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ceECyOy-oYU
Censorship is evil.
Fight the man.
Minanon, music person and secret-keeping space-cadet extraordinaire checking in, and never checking out.
AKAME YOU MONSTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>714829306
>>714829527
I'll let it slide this time, but don't try to pull that shit on me again
>>714829597
the sex scenes aren't censored, they're disabled.
>>714828865
i wanna cum on her back o:
>>714829378
no, the sex scenes are disabled.
>>714829579
To be honest I only saw the dubbed version of the show, how does she sound in japanese??
>>714829579
Why are dubs always garbage?
Find out, tonight at eleven.
>>714827674
Please pick up your weeb nametag at the door, it'll be five dollars.
>>714829685
Disabling things would be censorship, friend.
>>714829579
neither are any of the kons
>>714829860
nonono
its katawa shoujo
the game with the handicapped girls. i tried fucking emi but the sex scene was disabled
>>714829527
>lamar jackson winning heisman
Wow, big suprise.
>>714829527
Shinonononono
>>714829690
A lot cuter imo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_D8vpu4QIZY
>>714829860
The k-on dub was pretty good imo but I can't really think of any other ones I like as much as that one
>>714830053
oh
>>714830053
Please don't steal jokes.
>>714830053
>But the sex scene was disabled
>disabled
I've been fucking had.
>>714829621
You shunned the heretic's path when you had the chance. Good choice.
>>714830215
i didn't steal the joke o:
>>714830053
When you explain a joke this much it isn't funny.
>>714830301
>heretic
You called, fam?
>>714830214
I don't watch much anime at all, but my experience with dubs is they tend to be garbage.
>>714830315
In their defense, they explained it that much because I was being an idiot, so-
>>714830214
Its cute but I still give the english one a little credit, its still pretty cute
>>714830301
It's not really heresy. It's just supreme ownership over one other's waifu. I currently
own a Birb. You don't love slaves, you use them.
>>714830182
Hah, no kidding. I was expecting Peppers honestly.
>>714830196
死ねねねねねねねね; how's it going tonight Sara?
>>714830477
I don't approve of heresy, but I'm also new. And as far as dubs go, they're much better than they were in the 90s/early 00s. Sub will always be my preferred option though.
>>714828806
But ;_;
>>714828865
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714829111
Medical, regular high school test and physical tests
>>714830196
Wut
Brb playing dark souls
>>714830789
Deshaun Watson was my pick.
>>714830477
The last anime I watched a dubbed anime, it was Watamote and in April. It was tolerable imo but the sub was probably a better option.
>>714830526
I might try an episode dubbed whenever I start the second season
>>714830795
But what??
>>714830905
Do it do it, do it for me! <3
>>714830789
>I'm also new
I mean
I'm technically new.
Haven't been here in months, and when I was I had another waifu, so.
Beside that, people around here come and go very frequently, so most everyone is a stranger.
>'Cept Mugi
>And Shinoa
>and this one
>>714830884
Assuming this is the right Shiro
>>714830301
that's not my thing
that or slavery or whatever it's pictured as
>>714830795
I'd probably get destroyed at physical tests.
and they would probably discover I have generalized cancer or something
>>714826975
>Accidentally steps in glass w/ new socks
>mfw
>>714830905
I watched Watamote subbed, couldn't imagine what it was like dubbed.
>>714831212
post butt
>>714831212
>every day
more like every hour
>>714831084
I've been around for a while now, so I'd assume it's me.
Who were you previously claiming?
>>714830789
Doing pretty good right now
Oh btw you used the wrong hiragana. What you typed is Shinenenenene
>Send help I've played WoWs for the past 30 hours
>>714830795
No u
>>714831005
ok
>>714831084
>haven't bee here in months, and when I was I had another waifu.
who are you then
>>714831328
this tbh
>>714831212
>>714831331
you aren't wrong
>>714831350
>who were you previously claiming?
Don't worry about it, friend.
I'm sure someone'll figure it out eventually.
>>714831510
Rory
>>714831328
Aye aye, Cap'n!
>>714831391
see
>>714831510
>>714831549
Nah Rory is still here as Rory.
Or they were, last thread.
>>714831643
Fran
>>714831643
Doll?
>>714830795
C'mon Smugs, gimmie a hug. :^)
>holds my sonokawa close to me
>>714831354
Yeah, it was a bad 2ch joke. Along with Shinininini, etc. etc. And how the hell are you standing after 30 hours? You're gonna keel over.
>>714830779
That makes me more spooked of the trips guy than before. One day it's gonna happen.
>>714830884
At least that part of bowl season was interesting. Not terribly psyched about the Alabama Wins playoff right now.
On the other hand, North Dakota looks like they 'll be playing in the FCS title game yet again.
>>714831084
True, I've been here maybe a couple of months at most and already seen people come and go.
>>714831167
You seem too nice for something like that anyhow.
>generalized cancer
That'd be your luck, eh? That kind of shit always happens with testing, they end up finding something else on top of something else.
Let's play a guessing game, folks.
>>714831729
No, I didn't talk to that person much.
>>714831741
...? Don't know who that person is.
>>714831391
what can we do to make it happen?
>>714831643
Just because my last name is hook doesn't mean i'm a Cap'n.
I claim my queen
>>714831895
Let's just hope your first name ain't Sandy
>Too soon?
>>714831993
Now cock, I'm a fan of.
>But only on occasion
What is with you and thinking my secret is a penis?
Is it someone from the march picture
>>714832071
Oh, I am a guy though.
>>714832071
there's someone who i nicknamed cock, guess you're not them
>>714832160
Nope!
I was secretly bitter about not being included in that.
>>714832182
Can you give me a nickname, friend?
>>714831864
I'd rather die in a matter of days on my computer chair rather than get lifelong treatments for that kind of thing
>>714832270
Fuck
>>714832270
Mary Rose?
>>714832270
>I was secretly bitter about not being included in that.
ayy
you're just traitor until we figure out who you are
>>714831864
No reason to be spooked. I don't even know what to do with Birb. But I do know I own her.
Go Youngstown State!
Do you follow any other sportsball besides NFL and College Football?
>>714832324
Is that a nickname or an exclamation of frustration.
I'll take either.
You once called me out on liking Puscifer.
>>714832391
Nope.
>>714832432
I'm not sure I recall you being around.
I do have a shitty memory though.
>filename relevant
>>714832478
>>714831972
shit son
>>714832514
i was around for a couple months then bailed for another couple months, and now i'm here again
>>714832514
Yui?
>i'm so confused
Why are we having a witch hunt to figure out who this person was
>>714832514
That was exclamation of frustration.
I've never heard of Puscifer in my life
>>714832706
It's definitely not Yui
>>714832743
nothing wrong with being curious
>>714832743
because now i'm curious
>>714831864
I don't know send help
>>714832743
Alice is the heretic.
>>714832514
Hmmmmmm not being in the March pic and being bitter about it means you were here around the same time I joined. I havent seen Kagami here in a while. ARE YOU HER?
>>714832695
Hm.
>>714832706
Nope.
>>714832752
Could've sworn you did at some point.
I posted some song or another from Money $hot.
>>714832743
Join the party, friend.
None of you will ever guess.
And after this thread I won't be confirming or denying anything.
>>714832921
I don't care who you were, who you are now is all that matters. Plus I wasn't here in march so it would be irrelevant for me to try
>I'm apparently you now
>>714832921
I have no recollection of said event
>>714832900
No
>>714832921
>And after this thread I won't be confirming or denying anything.
your nickname is now toby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg-maXEg5K8
>>714833087
Hmmmmmm I will figure this out
>>714833017
Wow, you're a bummer.
Also I appreciate the who-you-are-now sentiment.
I'm apparently you now, too.
Let's be buds.
>>714833087
Don't expect you to tbh.
>>714833119
I actually do say this quote irl quite often.
>>714832900
Nope.
>>714832921
Youko Shiragami
That's Kurome.
>>714832307
True, cancer does wreck you inside and out, even with treatments. I'd take treatment to a point, then I'd go ahead and do the final item on my bucket list- kick it. Don't want the ones left behind to suffer in debtor's prison thanks to shitty US health insurance.
>>714832478
I follow MLB, NBA, and NHL, but mostly on a passive basis during the regular season. I'll make it out to some baseball games with others throughout the season since tickets are cheap, but I don't really start watching until the playoffs start.
Boxing isn't bad either, even if the judging can be suspect at times (Kovalev V. Ward comes to mind recently).
>>714832862
Don't die of cardiac arrest from too much caffeine! Passing out and sleeping at the keyboard is fine though.
>>714833333
We have no choice, he's now Kurome
>>714833232
Good luck
>>714833271
Bad memory :ok_hand:
>>714833274
Oh, shit.
Game's over, folks.
I prefer Mina/Minanon though, now, so let's stick to that.
>>714833271
I am joining the "who the fuck is this guy" train
>>714833271
Ayame is my last guess
and yes, me too, mostly to my brother, because he's a cunt
>>714833333
>quints confirm
>>714833333
Dem quints
>>714833426
Lmao
>>714833453
Ayame is disappointed in you
>>714833426
>>714833453
Too late, I've been caught.
>>714833406
>>714833406
Haha! It took me a while, and I had to dig around for some clues, but I did it.
It has been a while though man. Life been treating you well, I'd hope?
>>714833351
I like all sports. I'm a fan of the Grizzlies.
>beating the warriors
Oh baby that's nice.
>>714833271
Also, bummer is a very good description for me
I'm more pathetic than even the shitposter could guess
>>714833351
I DONT DRINK CAFFEINE. I don't even feel tired yet ;_;
>>714833406
>>714833565
>Youko Shiragami
yea, no memory of you either, guess we haven't crossed paths before
>>714833559
jokes on you, i'm disappointed in myself
Why would anyone be proud of being a heretic?
>>714833351
health insurance is much less of an issue here, but it's still really bad for family and friends
>>714833615
Good meme
>>714833565
HOLY SHIT
IT'S THE WINNER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>714833565
Is she fr Jitsu was Watashi Wa :^)
>I think I've met you before. We're you still here in June?
>>714833574
My boy Joe Walsh once said,
'Life's been good to me so far'
And I agree, and I'm doing okay.
Still a winner.
You?
>>714833577
Well, you're a winner, now, because I am.
That being said, we can both be losers, too.
>>714833661
Found a waifu I liked more.
Easy as that.
>>714833652
Nice to meet ya.
FLCL is one of my favorites.
>>714833800
>>714833824
Case came in.
But there's a molex power connector with only two pins on it (5V, apparently) and it's coming from the front panel USB ports... The fuck is this for?
>>714833783
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT'S THE WINNER
>>714833800
>Is she fr Jitsu was Watashi Wa :^)
Ya'll better knock that shit off, bud.
I think I was here in June, maybe.
I think that's when I left.
>>714833821
That sounds like my kind of deal, being a loser is great
>no it's not
>>714833824
>>714833910
>
>>714833910
>>714833999
I don't believe this is the real galko
>>714833927
HOLY SHIT IT EXPLAINS THE WHOLE PRIDE IN WAIFU AND SUPERIOR THINF I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR
>>714833999
Hey this is the cool Galko!
Hi again!
-Winner, as proven by this thread
>>714833927
THE GREEN HAIRED VAMPIRE
>>714834067
that was fucking dumb
>>714833821
What do you mean "like"? A waifu is not your favorite female anime character.
>>714834067
Why not?
>>714834084
Hey, it's been a while.
>>714833821
>>714833927
yea, me too, clearly
>left in june
that explains it
>>714833921
on the outside of the case?
>>714833821
>still a winner
That's good.
Oh, hasn't been too bad. More boring than anything else. Passing all my classes in school. Haven't really talked to anyone in school either.
Just trying to take stuff one step at a time I guess, and trying to get through school whilst passing all my classes is step one.
>>714834193
You know
>>714834068
>Do you really think someone would do that?
>Just go on the internet
>And call other peoples' waifus inferior?
>>714834087
You know it, my dude.
Now it's the pink-haired painter.
It almost has a ring to it.
>>714834156
A waifu can be anything you want if you're a winner with a bad fake narcissism complex that you use to mask your crippling loneliness and also the fact that you're broken financially, physically, and mentally.
>>714834193
How ya doin'?
>>714834305
This is a beautiful image
baka-chi trumpu claimed
>>714834305
meme
>>714834326
I've been pretty bad lately. You?
>>714834207
No, inside of it. It's coming from the front panel IO (usb/power/reset/audio). I wanna say it's aux power, but then why the fuck is it using a Molex connector?
I'll post a pic in a sec.
>>714834345
Yes it is
>>714834326
It's been so long, I'm not even sure if you remember me
>>714833574
It's like /sp/ outside of /sp/.
>Grizz win by 21 over GS
Damn that's good. I'll be happy when Dallas hits 21 wins this season. We got a dumpster fire going on that's giving me flashbacks of the 90s.
>>714833585
You'd make a fine trucker with that kind of sleeplessness. Right around 50 hours is when I start to see and hear things. If you need a cure for insomnia, I recommend writings from Roland Barthes, or a Soviet Military regulations manual. Right as you learn the proper height of a sniper tower, the sandman will come to take you to the dreamland gulag.
>>714833678
Yeah, that's the nice thing about Canada. Of course, our system is too borked and we have such a large population to do a wholesale change to the healthcare system.
To that end I have plenty of life insurance and such to where the family will get a hefty sum when I die/get murdered/made into road pizza/etc.
>>714834482
ok he's real
>>714834326
With you yes :^)
Dude! Make a discord! Add me!
>>714833927
Eh it was a funny joke. Do you remember a Tohsaka anon?
>>714834541
Kek I might try that sometime
>It isn't even insomnia, just high stamina
>>714833994
14 more days, and then 19 more days until my birthday.
:thinking:
>>714834067
>>714834552
kek
>>714834326
>if you're a winner with a bad fake narcissism complex that you use to mask your crippling loneliness and also the fact that you're broken financially, physically, and mentally.
stop it anon you're being depressing again
Could anybody kindly point me towards any information regarding the old Alice threads? I'm an old member of the OldNewGuys group and I heard they migrated to an Alice chatroom and I'd like to see if they're still around. I miss my friends
>>714834763
My birthday is sadly soon. I'll ignore it like everything else
>>714834499
>checked double dubs
for a fan would be my guess if it's only 2 pins
>>714834763
Nigger I can't post from computer again yet
>>714834482
Honesty is the best policy.
I hope you feel better.
I've been doing poorly the past few weeks, so let's try and get through shit together, like winners.
>>714834520
I probably don't, but hello again!
I have a garbage memory, but I'll be sticking around for a bit longer this time.
>>714834653
Not a fan of discord :/ I prefer this platform much more, honestly.
>>714834751
>it was a funny joke
It's actually secretly really funny to me
I was half expecting someone to figure out who I was by asking that same question.
And no, i don't really. Bad with names.
>>714834326
>A waifu can be anything you want
No, she can't, a waifu is a character you are truly in love with.
>if you're a winner with a bad fake narcissism complex that you use to mask your crippling loneliness and also the fact that you're broken financially, physically, and mentally.
boohoo
>>714834875
Well fuck ;-;
And I don't have a lot of free-time lately, but I'll he on holiday next week.
Well, it's nice to have you back, but I'll be going now.
Welcome back and enjoy your night!
>>714834789
That's winner/minanon to you, and that only happens occasionally, promise.
>>714834917
Oh shit somebody call the waifu police I fucked up
>Throw a brick through my window
>kneecap me in the middle of the night
>and stamp 'heretic' on my forehead in red ink
>>714835108
Who are you quoting?
>>714835069
Goodnight!
You too!
>>714834875
Oh so don't keep in contact with me. I see
>>714834839
But the fan controller board is powered by a SATA connector.
Pic related. The hell is this for? Aux power for the front panel LED's maybe?
>>714834552
ok
>>714834875
I hope you get to feeling better too.
Get ready with that new thread, Akame.
>>714834541
It's a real good win. Especially without Mike Conley, one of our best players.
The Mavericks? Good luck even getting to 15 wins.
Here's a nice stat: Rockets hit 19 3's tonight against the Mavericks.
>>714834875
see >>714834228
>>714835259
I listened to Kid A. It was okay.
>>714835180
nobody.
Did that sound like a quote?
>>714835198
Shinoa why are you hurting me like this
I'll make a discord sometime next thread, promise.
