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New Celeb thread
>>714818593
More Ari
>>714820455
>>714820340
Hell yeah
celeb feet anyone?
>>714820769
thread is shit anyways lol
ITT: Fags talking like fags to each other because no-friends and genetic dead end foot fetishists.
>>714821756
No one really talked to each other that much this thread, pretty shit thread
>>714822021
Maybe your pretend online friends will be on later.
>>714821756
Don't you just hate it when your mom asks for socks for Christmas?
>>714822178
Why would I hate that? I love giving my parents presents and everyone over that age of 25 knows that socks are an awesome, useful gift.
>>714821756
Wanna talk about your fetish anon?
Younger celebs with a rounder face generally do it for me.
>>714823956
Man I wish I was so simple minded
>>714822941
Dat tongue
More Emrata please
>>714823956
>top left
>bottom left
Disgusting. You should feel bad for yourself.
>>714824102
Love lia
>>714824256
Where is Dovebro?
>>714824082
Well I could carry on with how I'm peculiar with interocular distances, where the center of their teeth are with relation to their smile, head-to-shoulder width ratio (I like a narrow shouldered girl), jawline (shallow), and of course the ol' cheekbone bit, but after amassing nearly 1 TB of fap material, I've loosened my peculiarities.
>>714824102
yup
>>714824176
>I don't like what you like
>grimace.png
>>714824597
Exactly. That's why you should kill yourself.
>>714824597
I don't want to be that person but holy damn anon, you are autistic as fuck
>>714824643
Huh?
>>714824747
:^)
>>714824746
based choice, bro
>>714824836
:^)
>>714824911
Squirting is so hot god damn
>>714823956
boasting about your stds on youtube makes you a celeb?
>hear the doorbell ring ten times
>open the door to see this little G scout standing on your porch
>she says "hey fatboy, you look like you could use some cookies. get out your wallet, bub"
>wut do?
>>714824746
heeeeeey that's pretty good
>>714824869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfT1XLD51zc
>go into your studio
>see this little G sitting at your keyboard
>she says "hey faggot, i can play you any song, as long as it's by Nickleback"
>wut do?
>>714825050
>all dat squirt
>>714825277
He died?
>>714825150
>i say no.
>>714824363
He's usually asleep at this time.
>be a hobbit, sitting in your house eating cake
>hear someone banging on your front door
>open the door to see this giant G squatting on your porch
>she says "hey little faggot, lemme crawl down into your wine cellar"
>wut do?
>>714825325
>squirt
why can't people just say piss?
>>714825290
i just laugh at her.
>>714825534
>invite her in.
>>714825565
For what?
>>714818593
I-I d-don't know who this i-is b-but I-I bet granny's breeches she h-has m-many poop slaves, s-servants and t-trolls...
>>714825561
>be sitting in your house looking through your Maisie folder
>suddenly this little G busts in and says "ow ow anon! ow! i REALLY have to go! can i use your bathroom?"
>you ask what number, and she gives you this
>wut do?
>>714825544
Are you telling me you couldn't make Elle squirt?
>>714825665
>invite her in.
>>714825751
>make her wait a little longer
>lock door behind her.
>>714825717
The chunnel i-is n-now open b-boys; who's f-first?....
>be at the 'zza parlor eating pizza
>suddenly this stylish G stands up and says "i love enjoying cheese pizza with you, anon!"
>three FBI agents in the next booth all look at you
>wut do?
>>714825769
sure, just give her a few glasses of water
>>714825852
>kick her out when i see that face.
>>714825687
For posting "children"
>>714826041
>be sitting in your living room staring at a loaded pistol
>suddenly this elegant G busts in and says "how about a backjob, anon?"
>wut do?
>>714825928
D-Drape a-a faceful o-of m-momma's h-home cooking...
>>714825992
>i'm Maise bitch what you going to do about it.
>>714825561
>elle strip
>>714825665
>>714825893
>>714826041
>>714825769
>>714825544
"She" was born male. "She" has a penis [spoiler]that I would suck.[/spoiler]
>>714826074
All lies!
>>714826197
Can I ask something Maisie?
>be sitting on the toilet thinking about the Berenstein Bears
>suddenly this G and her friend Jojo bust in and say "ewwww! you like Maisie anon? when god was handing out waifus, were you out back having a smoke or something?"
>wut do?
>>714826141
Mmm, smells s-so good y-you w-want to vomit out y-your cheer...
>be at this event with G
>she comes up to you and says "anon! Dole gives me the runs! can i use your chest for a toilet? ow ow!"
>wut do?
>>714826134
>reposition myself for said backjob..
>realise no one knows what a back job is.
>hope i'm in right position.
>>714826301
of course.
>>714826581
>>714826426
>hear someone snorting and laughing
>turn around and see this
>she says "ehehee hay anon, look at my hair anon, lmao"
>wut do?
>>714826260
not lying
>>714826591
Is Sophie a dom?
>>714826766
I mean the reason for banning. No children were posted!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>dog covers his nose with his paw
>>714826739
your the g-man from /tv/ aren't you?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>cat runs away
>>714826873
you bet your ugly waifu i am
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>little girl struggles to break free of Brap-grasp
>>714826782
sophie is a bitch. i will see to it that your sick fantasies of bitch and Maisie never come true.
>>714826324
S-Such a sweet as a-apple p-pie g-girl good sir...
>>714827012
Fuck no
>hear BROMP, laughter then BROMP again
>turn and see this
>they say "eww anon! we both just farted! don't put your head under the covers!!"
>wut do?
>>714827068
Oh, sorry.
What about Nat?
>>714826829
shit sucks buv
>>714826946
>all this hate from g-man is giving me headache.
>this little equestrian offers your $200 to ride you like a horse for a day
>wut do?
>>714827256
sorry i dont hate her
>>714827204
>>714827124
i'll kill you.
>>714827329
fuck outta here fag
>>714827158
i'll accept that.
>>714827256
>be skiing in Aspen
>suddenly this little snowy G steps in front of you and says "hey fatass! be careful not to fall on your fat ass and cause an avalanche!"
>everyone around you laughs
>wut do?
>>714827484
But will Nat?
>>714827204
wow, who stuck Seth MacFarland in this thread?
G 'em!
Who Mama Family here?
>>714827368
good, i have a folder of geneieve she is quite cute. so is Maisie
>>714827114
Yes, she's a good girl
>>714827630
check 'em. nothin.
>be walking through the woods seeking peace and solace in nature
>suddenly this little woody G pops out of a bush and says "hey faggot, gimme your lighter so i can burn down these stupid trees. do it and you can smell my hair"
>wut do?
>>714827751
>wow
>such kiss
>much G
>>714827870
that's right. I'm a futuer predicting, baddasss.
bub
>>714827578
yeah ok, i'll accept her. bitch is a no though..
>be at a museum with G
>she gives you this look and says "this place is boring. let's blow this popsickle stand and go get lifted"
>wut do?
>>714827867
bitch you want a internet fight?
>>714828075
What did Soph do to you so wrong?
>be out to dinner with this ravenous G
>she orders the $49 Giant Spaghetti Plate, takes one bite, then says "i'm done"
>wut do?
>me on the right
>five minutes in to Dog With a Blog and chill and G gives you this look
>wut do?
>>714828269
>she exists
she isn't that good looking.
her acting is terrible.
She is claiming to be strong woman
>gets raped for an entire season.
not just GOT though. i just dont like her attitude in general.
>>714825290
"Everlong"
>>714828401
Ten years ago maybe
This is probably dumb to ask but, did anything ever come out of that thread earlier today, where some people were talking about the supposed Foy picture? I had to go to work and it 404 by the time I got to check it again.
>mump! whaag agu wabbabe! pweeg!
What did she mean by this?
>>714828600
At least shes not a fat Mexican
>>714828508
I say bitch I'm going to breed you in a few years.
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>>714828682
obviously not her
>>714828546
Do you think Maisie is a good fuck
>>714824947
based choice, bro
>>714828717
>>714828793
mfw she turns into a leper
>see a girl talking to a lamp post
>go up to her and see this
>she says "hey anon, wanna trip with me? i am the lizard queeeeeeen!"
>wut do?
>>714828753
Yea you can keep your pointy triangle faced women, bro. see:
>>714823956
>>714828894
that's getting cropped!
>>714829018
the worst celeb bread ever
just pedos, oldfags and Ariel Winter fans
>>714828804
Well, I would ask "how do you know?" But Idk if I'd believe it even if you said it was.
>Image limit reached.
>>714829166
kek
>image limit reached
fuck.
>>714829259
I doubt a16yo nude would be allowed here
and her face doesn't look anything like Foy's.
>>714829814
Yeah, but, like, what if? You jerkin it bro? Tell me about it.
>>714827797
A-And s-so k-kind, tending the 5th m-member o-of the troupe w-with Ari's s-special t-touch after s-such toiled p-practice and rehearsal...
>>714830413
I love Kinzie
>>714830886
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OUTRrNtvWI
>>714830966
u wot m8
more emma roberts
>>714831332
Mrrf
>>714820340
this bitch is too dumb
>>714831332
he was jacking it to murph in interstellar (kenzie)
i bet you listened to it a few times aswell
>>714831483
I wanna ask what you mean but i have a feeling it won't make any sense.
New thread
>>714831301
>>714831588
not really
