You pick a superpower, other anons limit it
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>>714794921
The ability to cum 3 gallons at a time without being dehydrated
>>714799390
But you must swallow every drop.
Ignore the laws of thermodynamics at will.
The ability to slap ur dick on the table.
>>714799564
But you must kill yourself.
Able to tie a slipknot in over five hundred ways.
>>714799747
the material to tie your knots is always your skin
The ability to have anything in your mind turn into a worldwide-accepted meme
>>714799747
Can only use the slipknot to strangle children.
Can communicate with all animals and make them do my bidding
>>714799851
The only thing you can think of is Melvin.
The ability to grow and shrink at will
>>714799912
Cleanse/Heal others of negative mutations / illnesses.
You can no longer speak any language spoken by humans.
ability to turn any one element into another at will
>H into C into O
Able to have not negative effects on you in any way or type.
>>714800284
At the cost of losing 1 element from ur body at a time.
>>714800340
You can't use drugs or have alcohol, otherwise you die instantly
The ability to bypass CAPTCHA on anything
>>714800284
You control when and which atoms change, but not the result.
The ability know the exact location of every atom in the universe
>>714799703
the table slaps your dick back
>>714800620
But you have naturally block Internet signals
Ability to Make people shit themselves
i can choose to live in any fictional world and move about them at will
>>714800340
but only at night
>>714800190
your feet stay the same size regardless of what size you are
>>714800826
You can only use this ability in India
Ability to turn water into cocaine
>>714800620
but you're a robot
the ability to hook enemies while stunning/damaging
>>714800620
>NO NEGATIVE EFFECTS IN ANY WAY OR TYPE
>If you have drugs or alcohol you instantly die
>>NO_NEGATIVE_EFFECTS_IN_ANY_WAY_OR_TYPE
>>714800996
You become mentally retarded and your IQ lowers by 10 points each time you use it
>>714800932
You have a serious heart condition
>>714800826
their shit teleports into your pants
>>714800664
you can't know anything else
>>714800932
every time you do it, all the water in your body turns into cocaine too
>>714801111
check'd
Ability to turn into a horse at will
every time i reload a gun a new clip appears in my carrier
>every /k/unt's dream
>>714800340
you are a tetraplegic that's bedridden in a third world country without any family to care for you, you're also gangbanged by every one in the country to pay for your medical bills
>>714800884
holy shit that's funny
>>714801206
you have no hooves
dick the size of jupiter
>>714801212
the clip is full of vienna sausages, not bullets
>>714801340
that sounds awesome
>>714801212
You are convicted of a felony and cannot own guns
>>714801322
it's also the shape of Jupiter
Ability to split atoms at will
>>714800932
Everytime you're coked up you invite me and we have rough gay sex
<3
infinite funds, money never runs out
>>714799390
time travel and manipulation
>>714801212
You live in the uk
>>714801441
nobody will sell you anything
>>714801441
can be spent only on charity
>>714801441
You can only spend it on 10 dollar hookers
ability to cum infinitely and without rest
my superpower is that nobody has superpowers. get rekt.
>>714801441
You can only spend your money on the ASPCA for more vegan ads
My right arm turns into a 10-gauge shotgun at will
>>714799390
The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from my hands every 10 days
>>714801540
you cum bees
>>714801441
The whole world becomes communist
The ability to never run out of adhesive or aluminum
>>714801540
You'll never be able to stop once you start
Ability to fart gold dust
>>714799747
can only actually tie one if your gonna kill yourself with it
>>714801558
Your own superpower cancels itself out, erasing you from existence to avert a paradox
>>714799390
The ability of, whenever I blink, my dick gets smaller
>am someone that blinks more than I should
>>714801573
you don't get to control exactly when, and they shoot out at the speed of sound. so if you are taking a piss you will shoot a cotton ball sized hole thru your dick
i can give any one i deem a shitbag a terrible itch that can't be scratched at the back of their throat
>>714801573
The cotton is picked by your nigger slaves, everyone calls you racist no matter where you are
>>714801664
you can't obtain anything else, food, clothes, anything
>>714801189
The thing with knowing where every atom is that you know everything.
Basically anon would get to know everything, but nothing more than that.
>>714799851
Everyone hates your memes no matter how good you think they are
>>714801821
good point. ok how about:
you know where every atom in the universe is but you can't do anything about it
>>714800212
Thats nots a super power, thats called being dumb
ability to never be judged on any unethical act you do
>>714801705
you can't stop farting and you crash the world economy
>>714801559
It has a 50% chance of blowing off your arm
I get a magical ability to gain access to all celebs nudes undetected
>>714800664
but you don't know what they form, only knowing the atoms
>>714800190
your dick dosn't grow when you grow but will still shrink when you do
>>714799390
>The ability to cum 3 gallons at a time without being dehydrated
>must drink 3 gallons of water right before, for superpower to work
>The ability to have anything in your mind turn into a worldwide-accepted meme
But you are only capable of thinking about existing worldwide memes
>Cleanse/Heal others of negative mutations / illnesses.
But you get all those diseases yourself
>The ability to bypass CAPTCHA on anything
But no internet access, ever
>The ability know the exact location of every atom in the universe
But not its velocity
>i can choose to live in any fictional world and move about them at will
But you are always the shittiest existing character in that world
>Ability to turn water into cocaine
But it happens all the time, even with the water you drink.
>>714801206
You are immediately taken to a glue factory and cannot change back
>>714801959
every time you do an unethical act 10% of the cells in your body randomly die off
>>714800212
you get their illnesses
>>714801959
However the weight of each person affected by each act is added to your body
i can always predict gets
I can blend in with Australians
>>714801976
they all get access to your nudes too
>>714801442
i guess my power is limitless
>>714801206
Your Dick stays the same feeble human size
>>714801959
If you do anything, you shart blood for a solid three hours
Ability to hack into any system
>>714800664
>You control when and which atoms change, but not the result.
that's literally controlling the result
chemistry is an exact science
The power to make Pluto a planet again
>>714801442
you can only go back to old episodes of the ed sullivan show
>>714800620
you always get banned
ability to take on any english accent/dialect with native perfection
>>714802095
However using this ability disconnects your internet until after that GET is achieved
>>714801705
You have anal hemorrhaging that is so severe the farts cannot escape causing you to require surgery whenever you need to fart or shit, each time you have surgery the hemorrhaging comes back within an hour.
>>714800620
>The ability to bypass CAPTCHA on anything
But you have to pay for a 4chan Pass.
>>714802134
>>714801442
I touch your willy in a bad way every night
>>714802120
China invades Australia
>>714800867
you are still a frail human no matter where you go
>>714802216
earth disappears
>>714802120
everything that's not vegemite will taste unbearably foul to you
>>714802095
but you never get them yourself
i radiate a 50gb/s up and download wifi signal
Superpower of being 49% bullet proof
>>714802265
It only works in argentina
>>714802265
nobody can hear you
>>714802420
the 51% that's not bulletproof is always what gets hit
>>714802395
you can only upload or download clop
The ability to delete dumb ass threads like this, and there is NO catch.
ability to know the location of every world leader at any time
>>714802265
But the only word you can say is nigger
Ability to shoot paint from your hands
>>714801442
Limited overall time allowed to be traveled. For Example: Say you start at a certain time, you only have a total of 10 years allowed to travel, and the time accumulates. You travel forward 2 years and you shaved off two years allowed to be traveled in either direction. Permanently. Or you can regain time by jerking off. Jerk off 30 mins and you add 30 mins to allowed time.
ability to swallow an infinite amount of dude's cum
>>714802150
But you always get caught when you do
Have an infinitely powerful computer.
>>714801442
You can only travel forward in time at a rate of 1 second per second, if you travel backwards in time you are blind and cannot breathe until you start time again, if you pause time your heart stops, and if you start time after pausing it you have a heart attack due to the stress on your body.
>>714802395
you are imprisoned for life in solitary confinement for crime you didn't commit
>>714802504
But it's only white paint.
The ability to procrastinate as much as you want and still have time to finish the assignment
>>714802502
you delete yourself
>>714802531
only from disease ridden men
>>714801540
erectile dysfunction
>>714800932
you have a deadly allergy to cocaine
>>714802531
But the sight of cock repulses you
>>714802634
>implying that's a downside
>>714802630
cool
>>714802531
you're extremely allergic to cum.
>>714802502
You still feel the need to post in them like a virgin with no life
>>714802619
But only if it's an assignment on womens studies.
>>714802619
you always forget to write your name on your assignments, failing them subsequently
>>714802503
all their intelligence agencies are watching you at all times
>>714802502
>Oh no, people are having fun
>better act edgy and call them dumbasses
>>714802677
>>714802729
): please no, anons, I need cock in my life!
>>714801441
Its all counterfeit
>>714802541
The comouter becomes self aware and rebels
the ability to turn anything I want into cheese
ability to be edgier than bismuth and everyone actually thinks you're cool
>>714801664
Can't get screws
>>714799390
I can but wherever I want
>>714802541
You can't use electricity
Ability to see into the future
>>714802207
He's obviously violating conservation of mass and energy you retard. He makes subatomic particles out of nothing idiot.
>>714802747
Truth has been spoken
>>714799703
but it breaks the table in half.
>>714802827
you lose all desire to be edgy
ability to makes fedoras, trenchcoats, mullets and katanas cool again
>>714801768
you get the itch too
>>714802848
can only see future instances of old people fucking
>>714802619
your procrastination becomes mental disease and you begin to suffer from muscle atrophy due to never doing anything.
>>714802503
Discover Obama is porking your mom
>>714802827
But youre so edgy you wake up covered in papercuts every morning
>>714802812
but it's all mouldy/rancid
>>714802827
everyone except residents of earth
>>714802541
Your wallpaper is a "I'm with her" banner
Ability: My CAPTCHAS NEVER GET FUCKING BUGGED
FUCKING HELL WHOEVER THOUGHT THIS SYSTEM WAS A GOOD IDEA IS getting my cock up their little tight throat
>>714802846
everybody else buts at the same time
>>714802848
But you cant control WHEN in the future.
Ability to delete any thing I want from the internet.
>>714802890
but you have to wear them all
>>714802895
>mfw look into the future to see yourself fucking betty white's old decrepid corpse
>>714802734
lol
>>714802133
I can live with that.
>>714802794
too bad mate now your allergic to cock.
>>714802812
guess what you're now allergic to mate?
>>714802846
you're allergic to butting
>>714802848
you're allergic to the future.
>>714802848
You can only see negative things that will happen to people you care about and they will never believe you to be able to avert them
Your days are spent in dread awaiting each bad event but powerless to avert them
Ability to turn anyone, including myself, into a big dick futa
>>714801976
Constant wanker's cramp.
>>714802890
"cool" then turns into a white-nationalist symbol
Ability to turn into a world-class DJ
>>714802972
anytime you delete anything from the internet, it also randomly deletes one of your memories
>>714802963
but you become a robit that can't bypass the capcha
>>714803044
you can only play polka
>>714802963
But your posts never get a reply
>>714802963
I totally screwed up captcha, fuck my tight throat anon
The ability to wave my hands in the air without caring
>>714802963
Having to appeal a ban every time you post, only downside
>>714802395
you have no camputor
>>714803041
but you, and everyone like you get shot in the face with a nuke
>>714803044
everyone suddenly hates DJs and you never get hired.
>>714803044
But you live in north korea.
Ability to obtain anybody's IP, at any time.
>>714803090
I still care
i can launch all the world's nukes at will
>>714803090
if you move your hands in any other way you care immensely to the point of having a mental breakdown.
The ability to put on a brave face for my family as I currently battle cancer
>>714803122
That's cruel
>>714803090
Your hands violate conservation of energy resulting in perpetual handwaving
ability to 404 and un-404 threads
>>714802395
you don't know the password to connect to your own internet signal and cannot change it.
>>714803199
at your own location
>>714803199
you can only launch them at other planets
>>714803162
as soon as you get to a computer, you forget it
>>714803141
>transform all isis member into futas
>they get nuked
I see no downside
The ability to go back to the old /b/
>>714803232
But you die seconds after
>>714803232
they still know you're putting on a brave front and are just as heartbroken
>>714803250
but only on /trash/
>>714803250
You have to solve a catpcha first.
>>714803250
always the same thread.
ability to reset earth to its pre-human conditions.
>>714803308
every time you post, it shows your street address and other contact info
>>714803308
You can only post furry porn
YIFF IN HELL FURFAG
power: moves like jagger
>>714803308
only trap threads get you horny
>>714803250
you are now perma banned on the sire on any ip you attempt to use and are forced to use tumblr.
>>714803308
But when you get bet to it, you are the reason /b/ becomes shit
>>714803437
looks like jagger too
>>714803250
but you have to solve captcha per post in the threads you 404
>>714801206
You can never turn back.
Your mouth never gets burned when you eat hot things.
i can mimic every dance move with perfect precision
>>714803308
everyone tells you to lurk moar newfag
>>714803308
you get vanned
>>714803496
you get frostbite when you eat anything that's not boiling hot
>>714803502
only when naked
>>714803404
You transform into a trilobite
>>714800190
I'm always thinking of my old fish Melvin
>>714803308
you forget /b/ exists and never see it again.
ability to nuke all furries from orbit
>>714803496
Your anus does
>>714803496
Anything below 80 degrees burns your mouth
Including the air and your own saliva
>>714803606
everyone you love becomes a furry
>>714803437
Using your power causes you to break all your bones permenantly.
ability to erradicate any fandom of my choosing from existence
>>714803606
You become a furry
>>714803606
but you yourself become a furry
ability to edit any website, and everybody that goes there can see it
>>714803692
every time you do, a boy band is formed
>>714803564
i'm ok with this
>>714803692
You can no longer be a fan of anything yourself.
power: move the course of human history towards the 40k universe
>>714801111
nice quads
>>714803606
but they survive, and everyone else dies, except you.
>>714803606
Furries become immune to nukes
>>714803736
Attempting to use this power transports you to 1865
>>714803736
you can't add or change anything, only remove content
ability to dox anyone on the internet i desire
The ability to become god
>>714803232
they know you're battling, you don't know that they know, and every time you put on a brave face, it makes them more sad
>>714803484
yeah... that's a deal-breaker.
>>714803904
but you also become atheist deleting yourself from existence
>>714803605
Lets not talk crazy now anon
>>714803900
everybody stops caring about doxing except you
>>714803904
You are not omnipotent and no one will ever worship you.
Time stop and control over it
power: i can finally fuck stephanie from lazy town
>>714803900
They recieve only a flurry of gifts
>>714803904
Your human mind is crushed by the infinity of your new form
>>714803904
you become the patron god of crack whores
become free from all anxiety and worries.
>>714803797
you are deemed a heretic and exiled, cause a WAAARG to move towards earth, and destroy all life in the universe before it can even get to the horus heresy.
power: i cure robbie rotten of cancer
>>714804051
after you use your power you become a vegetable
>>714803981
If he is god and an atheist than this just mean he does not belief in himself. He might still exist just without any confidence.
>>714804085
you can only fuck her with foreign objects, not your dick
>>714803797
but you die xd
>>714803904
but everyone base their religion on imaginary gods.
>>714804085
You are vanned
>>714803904
Fred the god eating penguin comes into existance and you are powerless against him.
>>714804167
you give him depression instead
Every girl you posted online getting fapped to whoever see it
>>714804167
But you get a dollar
>>714804186
i mean i causes him to validate his own beliefs by erasing himself from existence, therefore proving that there is no god
>>714803900
but you are a moralfag and therefor, do not desire to dox anyone.
>>714804295
all the girls look like you
>>714803797
turned into a servitor
>>714804085
You look and sound like the mayor from lazytown
>>714804051
each time you stop or start time you have heart attacks that slowly get worse.
>>714804167
but you give him aids instead
>cum at the speed of sound
>>714804320
?!? I am confused, but also very tired... Sounds like a babelfish argument to me.
>>714804135
you are retarded
>>714804409
sonic booms from cumming make you permanently deaf
>>714804330
No regret then
>>714799851
You don't make it or someone steals it and becomes famous off it.
>>714804409
but that sound is so loud, the big angry black gay guys hear and come to rape your asshole.
you can become any video game character you want with endgame gear and infinite health
Girl I fapped to become my personal slave
I can change my sex at will
ability to possess mountains of cp in all formats -even rl girls- and never get v&d or found out
>>714804409
cumshots obliterate the the fleshlight you are using. Still can't get pussy anon.
whenever I die, I come back to life from a previous point, like subaru from re:zero.
>>714804621
The game limited to tetris
>>714804659
but you have no sexual organs.
>>714804624
slavery is illegal, she reports you, you go to prison
>>714804659
you can only get hard to old people
>>714804639
but you change into a random animal every time you change sex
>>714804621
servers are shut down the second you get in game
or
you get banned for cheating
>>714804624
You become slave of guy who fap to you.
>>714804624
slowly become homosexual
>>714804731
does tetris even have characters?
>>714804718
that previous point is always right before the worst moment of your life
ability to erase nickelback from existence
>>714804624
Only applies to girls You find unattractive.
>>714804718
Lose an organ permanently every time you revived, w/o being able to transplant anything
>>714804848
However paramore play nightly gigs at your house
>>714802227
Not a limitation if that was the only thing I'm doing anyway
Ability to get quints on every post.
i am the t1000
Every time there's an explosion happens anywhere on Earth, it makes my orgasms smaller and smaller
>>714804718
you become even more of a pussy than subaru and are hyper traumatized after every death
>>714804967
Thread 404 every time you posts
>>714804967
All of your GETS are universally abhorred as being made of fail and aids
>>714804848
for every nickelback song that would have played on the radio, the stations will now play macarena instead
>>714804982
but ur penor grows bigly
>>714804982
but war ends, so explosions dont happen.
rape any loli i want without police intervening.
>>714805091
fuck. didn't think someone could actually make it worse
i can revive all dead memes and have them be dank again
>>714805091
kek
>>714805111
The parents find out and torture you without the police interfering
>>714804718
You can only do this once and become even more of a bitch than him.
>>714804967
nobody can ever screencap it
>>714805111
every time you do, pics are sent to the loli's biggest, meanest male relative or neighbour
>>714805199
This will the peak accomplishment in Your life. You will never do anything better than memes.
No milfs on earth would be able to resist to have sex with me
power: i am the main protagonist of life/humanity
The ability to enter the dreams of other people...and kill them
>>714805332
You are only attracted to barely legal gals.
>>714805332
you are flaccid
>>714805332
there is a worldwide epidemic of bacterial vaginosis that doctors can't figure out how to cure
>>714805365
Stuff in their dreams can hurt and kill You as well.
>>714805362
you are still a weak pussy that no one likes.
>>714805111
After you rape a loli, you become the loli
>>714805332
They are always full of other dudes creampies
>>714805365
once you enter someones dream, you cannot leave it
>>714805365
You can't escape the dream
I can open a jar of pickles without breaking a sweat.
>>714804409
you permanently shatter your pelvis and your penis is blasted into pieces due to the force.
>>714804621
You are surrounded by shit tier players who require you to carry them and if a single one dies you are forced to live as their bitch for eternity.
>>714804624
You are arrested.
>>714804639
it is extremely painful.
>>714804718
you are permanently scarred from the pain of dying and become dependent on help from others to live a normal life.
>>714804848
all sounds are now replaced with fart noises for you.
>>714804967
you are perma banned.
>>714804977
You are erased from the time line immediately.
>>714804982
for every implodes sun your orgasms grow larger and larger until they drain you dry.
>>714805111
You gain an undenyable hunger for loli flesh, the police jail you for cannibalism.
>>714805332
All milfs gain a sixth sense that makes them want to leave any country you are in regardless of their personal lives.
>>714805362
you're in a horror movie and will have to sacrifce yourself within a week.
>>714805365
You are permanently comatose and go insane.
>>714805607
you cannot do anything else besides this, including lifting your arms.
I can get one of these powers and erase the limitation
>>714804295
i want this power.
>posts on facebook
>>714805607
only if the pickles are expired
>>714805689
you get the limitations of all the other powers instead.
I can live in Eminem's house without him ever knowing. I have access to everything in it, including the tridge, I can freely move inside it and leave/enter the property whenever I want.
>>714805797
you can only sleep in the toilet
